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    • 9 years ago

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    • Don't go for the cheap jokes, Bro.

      9 years ago

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      I've been following Jegsimmons1 for a while, just to see how stupid he can get on a daily basis. All the journals have been about "late to the punch" news journals, his idiotic Alabama opinions on politics, and posting of comics that he draws. His comics make Luke McKay's look like Marvel/DC material. Every single comic Jegsimmons has made consists of poorly thought out plots that have no meaning, bad jokes or no jokes at all, and horrible illustrations. Though the most recent comic has really got me wondering how Jeg actually perceives time in his mind.

      It all started with a journal stating that he would be working on a comic that features 8 panels instead of 4 panels. Now this isn't really an achievement for you and I, but Jegs finds this a monumental leap into the unknown.
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      Now look at the commentary below the actual journal that posts the comic.
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      Now the finished product of his 30 hours.
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      Now the journals in between the announcement and the actual journal posting the comic.
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      This did not take 30 hours, you watched a movie, went to bed, and made another journal saying that you must post it. You even point out you don't even have optimism for it, though at least you're being honest about your creation.

      I went where no man has gone before, to make a shitty comic a trillion times better. This took me 13 minutes in Paint. Viola.
      NSFW:I make everything funnier.

      If you wish to see his comics here.
      Comics he actually colors.
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    • The Art of Repetition.

      9 years ago

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      For those of you living under a rock, Monty Oum is RT's latest kick to the dick of what was once their greatest success, RvB. Some people believe this is the best course of action, however scientists argue that RvB is a comedy and not a "What a tweest!" Halo version of LOST. Crawling ever higher into each other's asses over how long groups like LFTO spend trying to impregnate themselves with semen recovered from Burnie's belly-button hair, RT pervades every episode of RvB with quantities of CGI even the most dim-witted action movie fan would refuse. Comedy barely even amounts to an afterthought now, which leads to wonderful displays of depth and purpose such as This One Goes to Eleven, a seven minute video containing approximately thirty seconds of no CGI, where Tucker cut a steel crate several times the size of his sword completely in half. But that didn't stop the fanboys from pissing themselves laughing over the comedic gold of Grif getting his computer-generated balls crushed.

      Fortunately for RT, Monty shares their alarmingly low level of talent. Incapable of creating his own characters, he spends his days making scantily-clad women from other video games fight each other. But even then, thinking in the slightest bit is just much too painful for Mr. Oum, so all of his videos are the same exact fight scenes. Science has also found that in the vast majority of his videos, every character had the exact same fighting stlyle.

      See for yourself. Notice the comical similarities between Monty's one-move martial arts and CAD's one-panel comics.

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      Dead Fantasy
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      Dead Fantasy 2
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      Dead Fantasy 3
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      Dead Fantasy 4
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      Dead Fantasy 5
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      RvB Chapter 10
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      The diversity is breathtaking! Just look at how many times the same fucking thing happens!

      Monty sure is lucky to have been hired by Rooster Teeth. Seems they employ a large amount of lazy people incapable of doing their jobs. Ah well, such is the life of a high school dropout.

      This was made possible by: Lulrus and Chef Excellence

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    • The Legend of Fatty Larson The Orge

      9 years ago

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      One cold murky, smog-filled night in Canada , a young prom queen left a small baby in a landfill. She had done this deed to get rid of the baby because she couldn't afford an abortion. The basket that held the baby had the brand name "Larson" on it. The baby adapted to its garbage-filled habitat quite well. She could tell the difference between rotten and fresh garbage, though she preferred the taste of the most rotten of foods. This also lead to the over eating and caused her to gain large amounts of fat.

      As the years passed, the baby learned to read and speak using thrown out speech books for kindergarteners. Though to most she sounded like a porpoise screaming for water when on the beach. She mentally named herself Jen Larson. But when local kids went to the landfill to play tricks on her they called her Fatty Larson the Orge. The children found it funny to throw flaming onion rings at Fatty to see her try to eat them while they were ablaze.

      After three years of constant taunting, Fatty Larson the Orge found it reasonable to scare the children, and that day she picked up one of the kids and burped into his face. But she didn't know his lungs weren't adapted to take as much stench of garbage as she was accustomed to. The kid was killed instantly. The others ran from her to tell the local law enforcement, the Canadian mounties. The mounties didn't have any weapons other than thier stupidity. So the reasonalble thing was to call in the actual army.

      The Candian army was pitiful and their training was even sloppier. Their weapons were faulty and uncleaned. Though, they could still fire at a big target like Fatty Larson. The batallion came at noon when the sun was beating down on the garbage-covered land. The men had to wear gasmasks in case she would do them in like she had the child.

      After 12:30 had passed the squads moved out into her territory with the intent to kill on sight. The Privates had itchy trigger fingers and fired at most clumps of garbage. The officers didn't have any idea what to do. It was a clusterfuck but that's just how Canadians do their jobs. After an hour of searching for Fatty Larson the men found her cove of bird droppings. Sure enough she was inside eating tons of garbage with every bite. She was distraught and felt sorry for the little boy she killed. She had eaten her self into a ten ton blob overnight. The soldiers raised their weapons ready to fire on the overgrown monster. The lieutenant gave the go to fire at her head and that was the last thing she saw before she was killed.

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  • Comments (3935)

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      That isn't even the worst of it.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

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    • flaarda

      9 years ago

      You're probably better educated than I am on the matters of getting characters like that animated, and you've done substantially more frame-by-frame analysis than I have, so I think it's best to leave the topic here for now. smiley0.gif

    • flaarda

      9 years ago

      I was giving Monty the benefit of the doubt. I also realize that Monty does choreography and action sequences much, much better than I ever could, personally. I like to give credit where credit is due, and I have no doubt that Monty put long hours into Episode 10.

      Whether or not you like that style is still a matter of opinion, I was just trying to mention something you might not have thought of. Turns out you did smiley4.gif

    • monheadman

      9 years ago

      What up, brojo jojo?

    • jackiebot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold me irl

      9 years ago

      Congratulations on being banned from the We Draw RT Users thread indefinitely.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      Excellent idea, sir. I knew you were a reasonable man.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      Sir. Sir, that doesn't matter sir. I want my $20 sir.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      The prize is that you give me twenty damn dollars.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      Hey, I love you like a bro, now can I have $20?

    • urself

      9 years ago

      how goes ur war against the black man?

    • C_GO

      9 years ago

      Huh. I think I've played against you in TF2...

      (small world and all that blimey)

    • The_Council

      9 years ago

      The Council will file your request and inform you of its decision at a later date yet to be determined. Thank you for your patience and cooperation.


      -The Council

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      Not surprising.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      So, Japan is killing off all the negroes.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      Poor Winston, cut out by those xenophobic Japs.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      And for being a Mini-Negro.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      Is your SteamID "evaporated"?

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      What's your Steam ID?

    • ChefExcelent

      9 years ago

      YES MY CHARMELOON IS EVOLVING!

    • ChefExcelent

      9 years ago

      I NEED ANOTHER POST TO GET TO LEVEL 14!

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      You're in. I just don't see you online ever.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      I too have a mic. Also, downloading Steam.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      Yes

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      9 years ago

      Because you love me.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      oh u

    • Magiclad

      9 years ago

      nope. been playin to many arena games for that to piss me off.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      Yeah, that sounds pretty annoying.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      I'd imagine.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      Oh, well then I'd prefer to have it on Xbox. My PC has a pretty low-end graphics card and processor. When I get internet here (actual internet), I'll see about getting RDR.

      An aircard is basically a device that gives you internet anywhere you go.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      So, it's not on Xbox? Or it is?

      And yeah, I'll get Steam in a few weeks. Trying not to go over the download limit on my aircard.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      Oh, shit, PC? Awesome, maybe it'll run on my new laptop.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      Pretty cool. Xbox only, I assume?

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      I thought about it. I remember reading a very small bit about it in GI a few months ago. What is it about exactly?

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      We cool, man?

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      You really don't know me well enough to see that I wasn't serious?

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      Wouldn't be too much of a loss for me personally. I've never played an Obsidian game and I highly doubt Bethesda would go back to Morrowind's RPG style in place of spoonfeeding and repitition.

      Oh, and, I think you're taking my comments a bit too seriously. Lighten up. I like Dio, but I'm not losing my mind over him dying.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      I hope you're crying right now.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      Hey Archer.

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    • urself

      9 years ago

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    • Alfrond

      9 years ago

      I know there was a controversy before between Bunny_Bunch and some people, but what does that have to do with special ed children? And certainly the actions of one student in your P.E. class doesn't represent the actions of the disabled community as a whole. Even if you dislike Bunny_Bunch, does it follow that a whole group of people needs to be euthanized?

    • TheForge

      9 years ago

      you poor lonely bastard.

    • urself

      9 years ago

      take your medicine evap!

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      It means I don't know. Jesus.

    • Joykillery

      9 years ago

      It was an episode of win and peanut butter, which is kind of a double-win since peanut butter is just that great.

      I can't wait to see just how this plays out.

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      DEADLY SINNNNNAAAAAAAAAAS

    • urself

      9 years ago

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    • Stormeh

      9 years ago

      :D

    • Bunny_Bunch

      9 years ago

      That doesn't even make sense.
      The reason she is into this is because she was a High School Special Education Teacher's aid. Also, My son is Autistic. So.....kinda makes you look pretty bad now, hm?

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