firebolt85

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  • Activity

    • New caption contest.

      12 years ago

      firebolt85

      As you may know, Its been sometime since I updated my little site. I really havent had time, what with work and all, to be coming up with all those little comic you like. To be quite hounest, I cant think of anything more to write. So I've come up with a soultion. I'll let you people do it for me. Starting today I will post not one, not two, but three pics from three of my favorite TV shows.

      Ist Pic:
      naruto1850067.jpg
      2nd Pic:
      spcep2ph1.jpg
      3rd pic:
      Dale.jpg

      Rules are as follow:
      1.Caption must be funny. And be sure to keep it short and sweet.
      2. Gramer and spelling count. None of that "1337" shit.
      3. All entrys can either be posted in the journal comment section or be messaging me. No exceptions.
      4. Make sure to be specific on which pic your doing (ex. Pic 1: "bla bla bla")
      5. Number of entrees is unlimited.
      6. Rules are subject to change.


      First Prize is 50 mod's to the the one who makes the funnest caption to any of the three pics.
      Second place is 25
      Third is 10.
      Good luck.

      P.S.
      If you think I have gone off the deep end by posting a pic from the show "Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers" I don't want to hear it. It's one of my favorite shows, so get over it. Thank you.

    • Hey there.

      12 years ago

      firebolt85

      Sorry for the lack of updates. I've been working non stop for the past few months and I hardly had anytime on RvB. I finaly have some free time and I thoght it was a good time to show you people I havn't died yet. I put up some new pics, deleded some old one and deciding which sreencap to use for the next contest. Thats all I have to say right now.

      Bye.

    • And the winners are...

      13 years ago

      firebolt85

      First Place goes to QTMilarky
      Priceless.jpg

      Second Place goes to raikage
      FiveMinuts.jpg

      Third Place goes to Greed5
      Ready.jpg

      Thanks for playing. Be sure to check back. I will hold another contest preaty soon.

    • Contest is over

      13 years ago

      firebolt85

      I would like to anounce that the caption contest is now over. I am now working on deciding on which captions are the funniest to post. The winners will be anounced tomorrow.

    • Caption Contest.

      13 years ago

      firebolt85

      Hello everyone. Long time since I updated my journal. I would like to announce that I will be holding a caption contest today. The contest will go on until I see fit to stop it.

      Here is the pic
      narutochaos21.jpg

      The rules are
      1. Caption must be funny.
      2. Gramer and spelling count. None of that "1337" shit.
      3. All entrys can either be posted in the journal comment section or be messaging me. No exceptions.
      4. You can submit up to three times.

      First prize: 100 mod points
      Second Prize: 50
      Third Prize: 25

      Good luck.

    • Time to update.

      13 years ago

      firebolt85

      Due to the fact I have recived so little entys for the caption contest, it has been canceled. You may also noticed that I have taken down all of the Naruto caption pic in my gallery. Don't worry. I have put the most popular ones in this journal entry. Sorry for those who did enter the contest.

      Helpme.jpg

      FIGHT.jpg

      Out.jpg

      Sedetive.jpg

      snapshot200601191648356JD.jpg

      narutochaos214f.jpg

      Hospital6.jpg

      BackOff.jpg

    • Make your own Caption Contest.

      13 years ago

      firebolt85

      I would like to announce that I will be holding a caption contest. The contest will go on until I feel that it has gone on long enough. What I want you people to do is find a screencap of an anime show, and think up a funny caption that you think might fit with it. I will post a website at the bottom to help you find some. The winner will have there pic posted in my next journal entry with a grand prize of 50 mod points. The runner up will receive 25 mod points and a message congratulating them, but saying sorry for not being good enough to win first prize.

      Here are some rules that have to be followed if you want to win.

      1.It has to be an anime screencap.
      2.The caption has to be funny.
      3.Grammar and spelling counts. None of that “1337†shit.
      4.Number of entrees is unlimited. Post as many as you like.
      5. Post your entry in the journal entry comment section or message me the pic.
      6.Rules are subject to change.


      You can find a butt load of caps at this site
      www.animegalleries.net/


      Good luck.

    • Too Big to Post.

      13 years ago

      firebolt85

      The pic I'm posting was too big for me to post in the gallery. Hope you enjoy it. Also I would like to anounce that I will be holding some sort of mod contest. I have not decided what it is yet, but it will come soon.
      2ef04906.jpg

    • And now for something a bit different.

      13 years ago

      firebolt85

      It's been a while since I wrote anything. Mostley because I had nothing to wright about, untill now.I would like to talk about this anime I started watching last week. It's called "Samurai 7", and let me tell you, it's pretty good. I now have the watched the first four volumes, and can't wait for the final three. I won't bore you with any details, just that it's good and should be something to watch.
      samurai7_.jpg
      From left to right: Katayama Gorobei, Kyuzo, Hayashida Heihachi, Shimada Kambei, Okamoto Katsushiro, Shichiroji, Kikuchiyo.

      Well, that's that. Oh, and I would like to post an old favoite song of mine. The Philosopher's Song.
      "Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
      Who was very rarely stable.

      Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
      Who could think you under the table.

      David Hume could out-consume
      Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,

      And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
      Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

      There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
      'Bout the raising of the wrist.
      Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

      John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
      On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

      Plato, they say, could stick it away--
      Half a crate of whisky every day.

      Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
      Hobbes was fond of his dram,

      And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
      'I drink, therefore I am.'

      Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
      A lovely little thinker,
      But a bugger when he's pissed."


      You can listen to it here
      www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/philsong.mp3

    • I like Chinese

      13 years ago

      firebolt85

      (spoken)
      The world today is absolutely cracked.
      With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
      There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
      It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...

      (singing)
      I like chinese,
      I like chinese,
      They only come up to you knees,
      Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.

      I like chinese,
      I like chinese,
      There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
      You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.

      I like chinese,
      I like chinese,
      They come from a long way overseas,
      But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

      I like chinese food,
      The waiters never are rude,
      Think the many things they've done to impress,
      There's maoism, taoism, eging and chess.

      I like chinese,
      I like chinese,
      I like their tiny little trees,
      Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.

      I like chinese thought,
      The wisdom that Confusious taught,
      If Darwin is anything to shout about,
      The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

      So, I like chinese,
      I like chinese,
      They only come up to you knees,
      Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please

      Wo ai Zhong-guo ren [Wo, I chumba run]
      Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
      Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
      Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Zai zhen [Ne hamma? ... Chi Chen]

      I like chinese,
      I like chinese,
      They're food is guaranteed to please,
      A fourteen, a seven, a nine and li-chese

      I like chinese,
      I like chinese,
      I like their tiny little trees,
      Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze

      I like chinese,
      I like chinese,


      You can listen here
      www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/chinese.mp3

  • About Me

  • Comments (85)

    • vincentx

      11 years ago

      all alone with no one beside me

    • vincentx

      12 years ago

      hey man i'm back

    • caboose23456

      12 years ago

      anywyas whats up? how you been? im just lettign you know that i give out 5 mod pts to the first 5 comments in my journal entries so comment me ok? and i also want to start a conversation, and be more active on the site, so whats up?

    • Darkside5000

      12 years ago

      this is sephirothx send your email to me they deleted my account

    • Dr_Funkticon

      12 years ago

      Teyandee? What does that mean? Is it a random assortment of japanese letters?

    • coolguy101

      12 years ago

      new journals new journals

    • SptnReaper

      12 years ago

      Second to last round, every vote counts now. Could you please vote for me Here? panics.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1198434

      Thank you very much if you do.

    • crazychikn99

      12 years ago

      that picture you put on bleahs pic is it real
      wat book?

    • outlawgrave

      12 years ago

      i love cagalli and lacus

    • theonlyscott

      12 years ago

      lol, how long did it take for that pic to be taken down?

    • shadow15

      12 years ago

      hello there! hows it going?

      hugz-natz-well i hope! :)

    • Monolith_Gui

      12 years ago

      the "hentai manga" isn't even oficial
      so i don't care

    • Runtylime3

      12 years ago

      What do you mean thats not sakura?

    • theonlyscott

      12 years ago

      hey, how ya bin? ya aint put any of ya cool pics up for a while

    • Glazdon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      I know I don't do this and it makes me seem like a bit of a hypocrite, but could you all vote for me?

      http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1140372

    • Naruto142

      12 years ago

      Yo Fire
      I have a contest in my journal cheack it out!
      Winner gets 100 MODS!

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      13 years ago

      check my journal please smiley0.gif

    • Ccaboose

      13 years ago

      everyone knows pirates are cooler than ninjas

    • caboose23456

      13 years ago

      yes, sry if i annoyed u, its my first contest, so im a lil new to it. n_n, srryz.

    • caboose23456

      13 years ago

      will you vote for me it would be greatly appriciated:http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=182044

    • Unitup

      13 years ago

      Contest Time smiley0.gif

    • caboose23456

      13 years ago

      just to give you the heads up in the naruto series: they are so cool and naruto gets smarter! after the exams though.

    • MichaelAW15

      13 years ago

      Dude check out this video I put on youtube.com here is a link Video!

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      13 years ago

      Thnax smiley0.gif

    • 789

      13 years ago

      true naruto style rules

    • grivlier

      13 years ago

      hello ^_^ wicked profile man, lotsa funny stuffs, wanna be friends?
      p.s im in the naruto army too, woot ^_^

    • icecobra

      13 years ago

      1. You go to a party, sit down and take Bebo pics.



      2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.



      3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Bebo/MySpace.



      4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.



      6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.



      7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.



      8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.



      9. You were too busy to notice number five.



      10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.



      11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.



      12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

    • SptnReaper

      13 years ago

      I sent you a FR. i accidentally deleted you when i was cleaning out my Friends list.

    • d_moreland

      13 years ago

      YOUareNARUTO.jpg

    • firebolt85

      13 years ago

      You do realize that I have a life outside RvB. They will come when they come.

    • MichaelAW15

      13 years ago

      hey you when do you expect to put up more comics

    • Polaris117

      13 years ago

      Ha Ha Ha! Another Awkward Naruto pic! LOLZORS
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    • donut010

      13 years ago

      how do you join the naruto army?

    • Caboose53151

      13 years ago

      get any new naruto pics

    • Caboose53151

      13 years ago

      hey whats going on

    • HaloXenon

      13 years ago

      darn >:(
      Oh well.

    • HaloXenon

      13 years ago

      How I join Naruto Army?

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      13 years ago

      more comics please smiley0.gif

    • Halo2frks789

      13 years ago

      wazzzzzzzzz up man

    • Halo2frks789

      13 years ago

      wazzzzz up

    • Halo2frks789

      13 years ago

      hey could i be ur friend

    • SptnReaper

      13 years ago

      Join my Club man. Its in my journal. I could use some good anime members.

    • Greed5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Podcaster

      13 years ago

      new funny pics please smiley0.gif

    • d_moreland

      13 years ago

      check out my journal for cool naruto videos

    • theonlyscott

      13 years ago

      if i see any good ones ill send um your way :)

    • theonlyscott

      13 years ago

      hey man, got any more of the naruto comic things on the go?

    • candyman00

      13 years ago

      strangers have the best candy...

    • SGTMustard9

      13 years ago

      Your Naruto pics and such make me laugh, have a mod.

    • Hybris51129

      13 years ago

      great pics

    • pieman78

      13 years ago

      youarehere.jpg

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