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    • Lately

      9 years ago

      fnbitch

      This place has just become not much fun for me anymore. I check in from time to time to try to keep up with yall but dayum! yall are some writin', picture takin' folks! smiley7.gif I spend a lot of time on Yoville, through MySpace and Farmville on Facebook. Look me up. My email is ninnatay@msn.com. if you write,put your RvB profile name in the subject line so I don't delete you, before I read you. I'll be around... smiley12.gif

    • You know who you are...

      9 years ago

      fnbitch

      You left your shirt at my house. I wish you'd come get it. I don't want anybody to think it's mine!


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    • I touched my boobs and thought of you...

      9 years ago

      fnbitch

      Morticia is doing something we all need to support. As far as I know of, there's not a one of you perverts here that DOESN"T love bewbs. Help save the tata's! Everyone can contribute. If you can't donate, at least help spread the word. Go here and learn the RIGHT way to touch your bewbs. And don't be asshats about it! Men get it too... smiley12.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Old times, good times...

      9 years ago

      fnbitch

      I went back to my first journal and found this little gem. Damn, I miss those days! smiley7.gifsmiley5.gif Now I'm busy from the time I get there until the time I leave. We don't even take our lunch breaks. It's sad how life changes sometimes.
      And this one made me cry.
      I miss the way things used to be...

    • Today is the awesomest day ever!

      9 years ago

      fnbitch

      Why, do you ask? Perhaps, you may be saying, "Meh. Hasn't been all that special for me!" And it probably hasn't been. (We ARE talking about YOU. smiley8.gif ) However,if you'll be quiet for a moment, I can tell you why this is the awesomest day ever. ... ... ... (I'm waiting for everybody to get quiet...) ... ... Okay. Today is the awesomest day ever because...(dum ta da dum music) it's batpez's birthday! smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley13.gif He's a great guy and funny too. So, If you know him, swing by and tell his old ass Happy Birthday. If you don't know him, introduce yourselfs and tell him Happy Birthday. Alert the heck out him! (It shouldn't take long. Yall know how us old folks tire out easily!) And tell him Kritzia8 and fnbitch sent ya! smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif

      Oh yeah! I almost forgot...He likes sexy birthday pics... smiley8.gifsmiley13.gif

    • In my email today...

      9 years ago

      fnbitch

      This is the first time I've seen this one. I needed the laugh! smiley0.gif



      Watch out everyone!

      Subject: TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE:
      (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
      (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter
      the trailer park."
      (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
      (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
      (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a
      day.."
      (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill
      last month.
      (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not
      a typographical error.
      (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
      (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with littl e M's on them.

      AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMACARE:

      (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape. smiley7.gif (Can anyone say SPLINTERS?) smiley7.gif


    • Yall have got...

      9 years ago

      fnbitch

      to be the journal postingest, picture takinest' comment makin' folks I ever did see! I get busy for a few days and yall just go insane. smiley7.gif I may never get caught up again... smiley6.gif I've had time to mod a few, accept a couple excellent new FR's and that's about it. Seems like the faster I go, the behinder I get! smiley7.gif SLOW DOWN!!!

      You may now back to your regularly scheduled activities.. smiley8.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gif

    • The cardiologist's funeral

      10 years ago

      fnbitch

      A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
      A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
      Service.

      Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

      The heart then closed, sealing the Dr in the beautiful heart, forever.

      At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter..


      When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral, I'm a gynecologist"


      That's when the proctologist fainted. smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif

    • When I got home from work today...

      10 years ago

      fnbitch

      I was greeted with big hugs, smiley1.gif passionate kisses, smiley0.gif gentle caresses, smiley1.gif and some not so gentle fondling, smiley13.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley8.gif AS SOON AS I WALKED IN THE DOOR! smiley7.gif Then I was handed a White Russian that would knock a lesser woman on her ass. Now I'm not sure if I should be flattered, or suspicious... smiley8.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gif

    • It's getting cooler!

      10 years ago

      fnbitch

      At least that's the weather folks keep saying. smiley5.gif For the past week and a half, it's been 102 degrees when I get in my car. Today it was 105! smiley7.gif That's just freakin' hot! I'm gonna go fix me something fruity and cool to drink, with lots of tequila...

      p.s.
      I burned my hand on the damned doorknob! smiley4.gif

  • Comments (3607)

    • wired_tl

      9 years ago

      awww, stop it.
      You're gonna make me blush.

    • PGM35

      9 years ago

      Thanks!

    • armeav8r

      9 years ago

      Good morning sunshine! smiley0.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gif

    • armeav8r

      9 years ago

      Good morning back at ya. smiley1.gifsmiley12.gif

    • TheEvenStar

      9 years ago

      I don't claim to be especially smart or talented - but I am VERY obsessive compulsive! Once I get an idea fixed in my mind - I can't / won't let go of it! Thanks for dropping by my journal and offering encouragement! smiley12.gif

    • Whiskeyj4ck

      9 years ago

      It is a huge relief to let out the inner perv. Who knows what he was getting up to in the dark recesses of my mind!

      I can see you enjoying the camaraderie of doing things (like going outside) with friends who get just how off colour funny the world is, but scared? Hmm, that is a tougher sell. I base this evaluation on what must be the 100 % accurate and complete assessment I have made from your RvB profile.

      I has Tattoo (love the cat grammar, I am so hipster like) . I has Piercing (Ok it was my left ear from when I was in high school and I haven't worn anything in there in years. Its not like I have a "Prince Albert" or anything. But it is still a piercing!). I also has kid. So long as the tattoo is ta tasteful art piece, I say go for it.

      No way on the cruise ship, I am afraid of water. Not going to happen.

      I have probably said too much... I'm kind of like that.

    • Whiskeyj4ck

      9 years ago

      Here is a random comment for you:

      I took a look at your pictures and your journal. From my point of view, you are a pretty cool person who has figured out their life and enjoys living it. You have a streak of independence I admire.

      However, I couldn't find a single image or journal to comment on that wouldn't make me look like a perv. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Its just not the impression I want to make.

      So good on ya!

    • DadHavoc

      9 years ago

      Actually you're right. I may grow old but I refuse to grow up, and be DAMNED if I'm going to do it gracefully. I'm going down kicking and screaming all the way!

      That is one of the best I have heard yet. I remember years ago, the little old ladies society visiting with my Mom and all they could do was complain about aches and pains. By the time they were done, I was almost ready for a hospital stay. You must respect oncoming age as you probably should not be doing extreme sports but it doesn't mean confinement to a wheelchair is imminent. Did you see that 92 year old woman singing on stage in one of those talent shows on TV? Living life like that is the direction I'm going to go. Besides, I have no plans of checking out early because of a promise Dear Wife made me for my 100th birthday smiley0.gif .

    • DadHavoc

      9 years ago

      Things too quiet down there that you had to get something going?

      Alabama weekend recreation

    • RBuffordTJ

      9 years ago

      babyISWYDT.gif

    • mm172001

      9 years ago

      It was oh sooooo good!

    • TheEvenStar

      9 years ago

      Also my eye sight has deteriorated so much the past few years, I'm afraid I won't be able to see well enough

      I bought two Ott light lamps - the bright natural daylight spectrum light helps a lot. I do still have problems threading the tiny nylon thread into the tiny beading needle - but I persevere!

    • TheEvenStar

      9 years ago

      I feel as though I am 'crawling' along like a snail on this project - but I can only spend so many hours at this before my eyes get crossed and I get a headache from the eyestrain! I'm shameless in posting my 'progress' in my journals - cause the positive feedback keeps me crawling on! thanks for stopping by! smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Morticia

      9 years ago

      <3

    • DadHavoc

      9 years ago

      I would love to go show the jerks the cancelled check. The only problem is the two big hospitals and a number of doctors use a centralized billing office. The billing office will not tell people where they are located so I can't drop the stuff off. They want everything done by mail. My guess is probably too many death threats after constant screwups like this. Last time something like this happened, they found my check along with a thousand others dumped on the desk of a lady out on maternity leave. Class operation isn't it?":

    • RBuffordTJ

      9 years ago

      Just wanted you to know I was thinking about you...and hope you have a FANTASTIC day!

      Bufford

    • TheEvenStar

      9 years ago

      Thanks for the encouragement! I freely admit that a good part of the reason I keep posting 'updates' on my project is for the positive feedback!! There have been times that if it weren't for the words of support you (and folks like you) have given - I would have given up! smiley12.gif

    • iluvdblchexs

      9 years ago

      *HUGS* Why are you lonely?? I'm bored as hell right now at work.

    • JeffSon

      9 years ago

      Well, the Infinity Room does look like a giant penis hanging out over the valley...

    • GodOBiscuits FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      *singing* You put a right foot in, you take a left foot out...


      HAHAHAHAHAHA nice one

    • JeffSon

      9 years ago

      You, in particular, would go ape shit at the amount of stuff they have at House on the Rock.

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enter Witty Comment Here

      9 years ago

      I hope it works out too. He's such a sweet little baby.

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      In reply to fnbitch, #5:

      Anybody ever tell you that the 2 of you look similar? I think it's the smiles...


      It's probably because people end up looking like their pets...

    • wired_tl

      9 years ago

      That pic is not of my son. This one is my son.

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enter Witty Comment Here

      9 years ago

      Josh Holloway from the tv show LOST

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enter Witty Comment Here

      9 years ago

      good luck!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      we'll ride that short bus together, in style! smiley0.gif

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      thanks dear! I feel special now!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      what? no happy birthday?

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enter Witty Comment Here

      9 years ago

      Thank you for the comment. Of course that also reminded me that it's the Bufford's wedding anniversary. I must be off!

    • iluvdblchexs

      9 years ago

      *hug* I miss you! I feel like we haven't talked in a while.

    • PGM35

      9 years ago

      smiley2.gif is right. There were so few of us from our old site that came over and we stayed in our "group". Now that's down and I really doubt 1/2 of those will come back. we are on facebook but it's not the same. <sigh> Oh well. Thanks for watching me!

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enter Witty Comment Here

      9 years ago

      awww poor baby.

    • JeffSon

      9 years ago

      It's...complicated...

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enter Witty Comment Here

      10 years ago

      I'll take a gander at her profile, I already like her name!

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enter Witty Comment Here

      10 years ago

      My pleasure! smiley0.gif

      I just found that image rather funny, just don't see how it relates to engineering though.

    • armeav8r

      10 years ago

      Your hair is not red. smiley12.gif

    • armeav8r

      10 years ago

      Hey Baby! Trying to catch up on here. Gotta prep for my class in a few. Teaching CH-47 IPs all week in the afternoons.

      Yesterday was a SEASCRC meeting and I forgot all about it. Was too tired anyway.

      Maybe if you play dress up I'll give ya some more. smiley0.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gif

    • fnbitch

      10 years ago

      We had sorta the same issue once on a Cadillac. It was a rattle, though...After about the 5th time in the shop and this little old lady getting downright NASTY, they found a peppermint she had dropped in the door pocket. Good luck on the tractor! smiley0.gif

    • DadHavoc

      10 years ago

      No, plenty of gas in the tank. It has to either be the fuel pump or the sparkplug. Turns over hot but won't catch.

      I remember a story about an elderly lady that brought her car to the dealer with a bad smell complaint. The guys put it on the lift and checked everything underneath and under the hood. No soap. The woman kept complaining about the smell and threatened to report the dealer to the BBB. Finally, the service manager had enough and told his guys to "take it apart" and find this smell. What they finally found was a moldy half dish of lasagna under neath the front seat next to the heater vent. When she turned on the heat (being old and cold all the time) that wonderful aroma filled her car. At that point, she suddenly remembered bringing the dish home from a church dinner about a month before.

    • armeav8r

      10 years ago

      Waiting for a restart. Dunno when I'm getting outta here. smiley12.gif

    • VocalDrummer

      10 years ago

      It actually came off very easy. It was eye-liner, on top of a thin layer of baby oil. You've gotta know the tricks when you dance luau to making everything you put on, come off in under a minute. Hiyo!

    • armeav8r

      10 years ago

      Hey gorgeous. smiley12.gif They won't let me leave yet. Waiting for the programmer to finish some stuff than we've got to do a multi-ship check. As of this moment it doesn't look like I'll be home before you leave for work. fargin bastiges.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      OMG!!!

      WHAT IS THE MUSICAL PORN?!?!

      that is one of brian's absolute favorite porns. "His ding-a-ling's up! His ding-a-ling's up!"

      smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • fnbitch

      10 years ago

      The only thing I was doing wrong was texting you. And I was at a stop sign, waiting on traffic when I did that. The last one about the mail. It was after that when he got behind me. I don't even know which direction he came from! smiley7.gif


      You like that one, eh? smiley8.gif I AM taking Buddy school shopping this weekend if you'd like to buy me something nice... smiley8.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley0.gif

    • armeav8r

      10 years ago

      Probably only had a partial description and needed a good place to wait / hide until the details came in. Were you speeding or anything?

      I want you wearing an outfit like the new pic on your profile with black stockings and heels when I get home. smiley1.gifsmiley12.gif

    • armeav8r

      10 years ago

      He must have been looking for somebody else and thought you could be them Cops NEVER come down our road except our part time neighbor. smiley12.gif

      Post edited 7/16/09 9:46PM

    • nerdybella

      10 years ago

      In reply to fnbitch, #5:

      shit you have a point . . . does that mean I can take another vacation?

    • PGM35

      10 years ago

      I never thought of the bodyguard angle! Maybe I can use that to get into places! Haha!

    • armeav8r

      10 years ago

      Visitation? who died? I love you too smiley11.gifsmiley12.gif

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