fortris

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from Chapel Hill, NC

  • Activity

    • I'm not dead, if anybody's wondering...

      10 years ago

      fortris

      Just a quick update so my profile doesn't seem so old, even though it is...

      Podcast!

      I now have a podcast, albeit very infrequently updated, a podcast none the less. Check it out here

      Other than that, nothing new, so merry Christmas!

      AND NO OTHER HOLIDAYS ARE WELCOME (Chanukah isn't that important to the religion and what the fuck is Kwanzaa?)

    • +31!!!!!

      11 years ago

      fortris

      After many a day, I'm Karma +31. Yay.

    • Whos the pussy that's neg modding me?

      11 years ago

      fortris

      Whos the little pussy who is neg modding me without revealing themselves? Wussys like you should be banned, because if your gonna fuck up someone's average, at LEAST give the common curtesy to FUCK THEM OVER BACK. I WILL FIND YOU AND NEG MOD EVERY PICTURE, JOURNAL, AND COMMENT YOU HAVE. I WILL BECOME A SPONCER IF IT MEANS FINDING YOU (yes, I know you can see who mods you as a sponcer) YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!

      Can anyone help me average me out? I'm currently at -4.

    • Gamers of the World

      11 years ago

      fortris

      Okay, I have made a decision that in addition to a group, it will be a clan. Thereby, I have the new banner ready for anyone who wishes to be in GoW. Since anyone has access to this journal, it is only a peon (thats right, Halo 2 style) instead of an offical rank and anyone can be a peon, just put this banner on your profile. If anyone wishes to join and get a higher rank, message me and I'll give you a higher ranked bar with your name like mine (you don't have to only be a member or staff, you can be a shipmaster or troop leader etc. upon request. I'll give in to role-players.)
      GoW%20Peon.gif

      I have created a group on facebook for gamers, if you use facebook and are a gamer, go there and check it out! (yes I made the group image)

      Preffered that you own two of the following and buy a new video game at least every three months.
      Xbox, Xbox 360, PS, PS2, PS3, PSP, Gamecube, Wii, DS.

    • New iPhone!

      11 years ago

      fortris

      Well, the iPhone 3G is imminant. I need more memory for the app store (I only have 4GB) and 3G is awsomeness. But I can't determine if it's worth the hassel of managing to turn up $300. So for the 3 people who read my journal, a poll.

    • Ghey.

      11 years ago

      fortris

      Well, my 50+ mods are gone because of the site update, but it's whatever. I never used them. Further than that, no real news except

      SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOLS OUT!
      on monday? DAMN! At least its a half-day (only one exam)

    • BEST. DAY. EVAR!!!

      11 years ago

      fortris

      First after I arived at school, I went to the auiditorium to watch some "history of tapdancing" bullshit, no big thing right? Then we went to this "epic leadership" thing? Better than class but still nothing great, then guitar hero and rock band. For an hour. In school. Next is lunch, waiting in a line for an hour. For a whole pizza from Alfrado's. But since I was in the line with Nick, so he got us a 16 oz dippin' dots each for the wait. I may have missed the halo 3 tournament, but I still got to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl. After, Micheal and I went to rescue Joe from three girls and keep him safe untill school ended. Now (after getting the new map pack for halo 3) my mom and I are going to the play version of Monty Python's Holy Grail.

      Jealous bitches?

    • Halo 3 and SSB:B tournament, AT SCHOOL!

      11 years ago

      fortris

      Yes indeed, with $20 bucks on the line for first place, its doubles on Snowbound, Epitaph and Guardian. If you want to help me train, I'll be playing Halo 3 all weekend long except when I'm play Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

      As I was saying, its two seperate tournaments at the same time, but here's the catch,
      it's during regular school hours.

      Thats right bitches, I get to play videogames for money at school, neg mod me all you want. Anyway, I updated yesterday, so there's not much more to comment.

    • Back yet again!

      11 years ago

      fortris

      To the three people who might read this, you may have noticed the following,

      1. I update my profile very rarely.
      2. I'm not very active.
      3. I haven't read anybodys journal in a long time.

      As to why I have made this, it's simple,

      I NEED SSB:B FRIEND CODES.

      Matchmaking is TERRIBLY slow and I need some friends to brawl agaisnt. Anybody got Super Smash Bros. Brawl and an internet connection?

    • One goal down, a million to go.

      11 years ago

      fortris

      I completed one of my life goals today! I finally got one of my animations on newgrounds! Watch it here. If you do decide to watch it, it is a compilation of my favorite jokes from the ackbar series, and is very random. If your not familiar with the ackbar series, and love random comedy, go check it out.

      Now I'm going to go lie dormant for another 2 months.

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  • Comments (75)

    • elitequasher

      10 years ago

      okay well just do it whenever lol

    • elitequasher

      10 years ago

      hey can you make me another halo player card report thing?
      mine seems kinda... outdated

    • kiwakim

      11 years ago

      Hi and thanks for accepting my request smiley0.gif

    • bunig

      11 years ago

      Iv got you on watch. smiley8.gif
      Don't do anything stupid.

    • bunig

      11 years ago

      Something drew me to this picture, but I can't figure out what.

      My best guess would be boobs..................But i could be wrong. smiley8.gif lol

    • elitequasher

      11 years ago

      lmao vgcats is so funny it took me like all day to remember what comic ting that was from even though you said that!

    • elitequasher

      11 years ago

      alright thats kool but like whenever you can you know

    • elitequasher

      11 years ago

      hey thanks for the add

      p.s. can you make me one of those halo cards?
      my gamertag is elitequasher

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I know, but it's a bit too long. And besides, I can't do an accent very well. He needs to have a stereotypical, evil villain voice.

    • dice9y4

      11 years ago

      eat those cookies yet

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Correction, it's damn you clothes in general!

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Ugh, never mind.

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      1 word: HAYABUSA.

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Exactly. This isn't Sparta anymore biatch! lol

    • docsix6six

      11 years ago

      cause he's a dumbass who's profile is serving as our chat c'mon

    • docsix6six

      11 years ago

      hey long time no see join the chat on this dumbass n00bs profile>>Gaingrail

    • docsix6six

      11 years ago

      yep but a dead 360, never had a chance to play it either.. im gettin a new 360 in like a week though

    • docsix6six

      11 years ago

      same

    • docsix6six

      11 years ago

      hey, wats up?

    • docsix6six

      11 years ago

      wats up?

    • meowkitty24

      11 years ago

      hello
      hows ur day so far??

    • docsix6six

      11 years ago

      not that long ago maybe a week or two when i found out paint.net could be substituted for photoshop

    • docsix6six

      11 years ago

      hey, wats up?

    • docsix6six

      12 years ago

      no not yet, i wanted too, you?

    • docsix6six

      12 years ago

      hey wats up?

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      How about monday? I'll be really tired on Saturday.

    • GigasViking

      12 years ago

      Just a quick FYI to let you know that after 2 MONTHS I got the egyptian translator done! I am more relieved than ever now that the "bee-otch" (that's the name of the air freshener in the car used in the new Transformers movie) is done =)

      My newest journal entry covers the details you can check out sometime.

    • TECH_13

      12 years ago

      Been a while.....sup?

    • itachi1452

      12 years ago

      cuz your 1st name was the last name of an overweight president, duh

    • itachi1452

      12 years ago

      lookee here who's online smiley11.gif

    • GigasViking

      12 years ago

      Cool you're into stargate! Speaking of that I've got an ancient language translator (english to 5000 year old cuneiform script) you might want to checkout in my journal. Effing sweet I think...and took forever to put together :)

    • ilikeme101

      12 years ago

      I heard you were pretty good at drawing Elites, so i think you might be interested in my latest journal contest

    • tec305

      12 years ago

      no, its your mother smiley0.gif

    • eeeeeaaaaaaa

      12 years ago

      the penguin thing on ur profiles funny

      dont neg mod me

    • master515

      13 years ago

      ill play u at cod2

    • itachi1452

      13 years ago

      do u know what grades sam got????

    • fortris

      13 years ago

      hardy har

    • itachi1452

      13 years ago

      i found a great website for you here

    • blue1519

      13 years ago

      i sent u an xbox live friend request

    • itachi1452

      13 years ago

      whatever you do, do not check out my journal

    • fortris

      13 years ago

      yay

    • fortris

      13 years ago

      its for yay

    • Elite59

      13 years ago

      waz da yay fo?

    • BloodStain

      13 years ago

      umm yay? OH YAY!!! WAHOO! Partay! get drunk!!!

    • itachi1452

      13 years ago

      did you like my pie?

    • itachi1452

      13 years ago

      i baked you a delicious pie
      pie_doublecrust.jpg

    • itachi1452

      13 years ago

      and when's that?

    • fortris

      13 years ago

      when the entire contest ends

    • itachi1452

      13 years ago

      when does the voting end?

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