furbyboy4114

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from Akron, NY

  • Activity

    • immmmmmmm back

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      but not for long because ive forgoten bout this site and i play tactics arena and cs alot more sry

    • i havent been on in a while because...

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      i have been playing gears of whore and playing counter strike for the pc.

    • this is a good one

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
      One day my fiance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
      With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
      "The moral of this story is:"

      Always keep your condoms in your car

    • good and clever

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

      "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

      "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

      The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

    • good but long

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      okay, so there's this lake with a fish in it, and he sees a fly hovering on top of the water. he thinks that as soon as the fly drops, he'll have him a lunch.

      well, close by there was a bear, and he sees the fish and the fly. so he gets to thinking, as soon as that fly drops, the fish gets the fly and he'll get him some lunch.

      well, over by the trees is a hunter, and of course, he looks over the entire scene. he tells himself that as soon as that fly drops, the fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish and he'll have him a trophy.

      well, in the hunter's back pocket was a ham and cheese sandwich, who at the time was 'thinking', when that fly drops, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, and with the recoil of the rifle, he'll be knocked out and home free.

      of course, there's a squirrel near by. and he's thinking, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, and with the recoil from the rifle will knock out that ham and cheese sandwich, and he'll have him a lunch.

      well, high atop a mountain, a bob cat was watching over everything. and of course he's thinking that when the fly drops, the fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the recoil of the rifle will knock that sandwich out and the squirrel will get that sandwich. and the bob cat will run down there and get him a squirrel.

      well.

      the fly dropped.

      the fish got the fly, the bear snagged the fish, the hunter shot the bear and the recoil knocked the ham and cheese sandwich out of his back pocket then the squirrel got the sandwich. then the bob cat came running down the mountain, but tripped and toppled into the lake.

      and the moral of this story is:

      it's not soon that the fly drops, the pussy gets wet.

    • read this and my previous entry

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      I have a three foot rooster. You have a donkey. Your donkey eats two feet of my rooster. What do you have?

      Two feet of my cock in your ass.

      It's the only thing I haven't heard before. Fuck yourself if you don't like it.

    • the best joke ever

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      How a 7 year old explains sex!
      Little Melvin was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious.

      He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

      One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Melvin, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.

      This he did. The following morning, Melvin described EVERYTHING to his mother.

      "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her.
      figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.

      His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.

      Finally, I found out what was making them so sick......-a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

      When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house!
      Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.

      Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get
      a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.

      After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.

      Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

    • could someone tell me sometn

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      i need to know if there are going to be some sick new weapons in halo 3

    • i loved this quote

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      YOUR TOAST HAS BEEN BURNT AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK PARTS

    • i found this one hillarious

      12 years ago

      furbyboy4114

      Some people are like Slinkys. They're really good for nothing. But they
      still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

  • About Me

  • Comments (25)

    • Iberon

      12 years ago

      i'm having a competition if your interested read my journal

    • xnickerx

      12 years ago

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    • exniner

      12 years ago

      can you vote for me here...only once every 24 hours.....please.... rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1443480

    • Bill007

      12 years ago

      Wazzzzzzzup !

    • sexymama69

      12 years ago

      do i know you?

    • infindel

      12 years ago

      hi

    • ColdBlueZero

      12 years ago

      Hello

    • crazylilviet

      12 years ago

      Sorry, no randoms.

    • Vash001

      12 years ago

      WASSSUP its been a while

    • TehFix0r

      12 years ago

      Here's a question for you. Why do you want to be my friend?

    • IanSmith

      12 years ago

      what up?

    • furbyboy4114

      12 years ago

      was up

    • Vash001

      12 years ago

      hay

    • furbyboy4114

      12 years ago

      in ny

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      So where is Akron?

    • exniner

      12 years ago

      any requests on cards.

    • exniner

      12 years ago

      welcome to rvb...i see you signed up two weeks ago...why would you like to be my friend

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      2 things:

      1.) You should reply on other people's comments. If people have a lot of friends/alerts, they don't have time to read other comments sections.

      2.) It's from a LANFest I had this summer!

    • furbyboy4114

      12 years ago

      uhhhh nothin much wat is ur pic about

    • tmoneynyy

      12 years ago

      Hey, what's up?

    • furbyboy4114

      12 years ago

      yep thanks to u ur the only one who helped me out

    • Vash001

      12 years ago

      so how ya been man...things workin out ok i hope

    • Vash001

      12 years ago

      ok first off u can click on my pic & it will take u to my profile where u can leave me a comment.....or u can PM *privet message* me....u cna get mods by commenting on peoples pictures, comment, posts, or journals....u can also mod people to raise your karma...& thats all i can think of at the moment...PM me if u have further questions.......................................DISMISSED

      PFC KENNEDY signing out.....................................................[END TRANSMISSION]

    • furbyboy4114

      12 years ago

      i needed help on how this website works (and the pic you have is sick i saw the movie) i wanted to know what mod points do how i can get more and how i should use them.

    • Vash001

      12 years ago

      wowo u never had a comment...yay im #1 lol.......so y did u select me to be your friend

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