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    • Baby Dangling is Not a Good Idea.

      11 years ago


      immaturity is no way to handle an argument.

      and neither are personal attacks.

      been there done that and it DOESN'T WORK!

      because you end up back to normal a year later with all of the cruel things said hanging between like Michael Jackson's baby hanging over the side of the balcony...NOTICABLE and HARD TO FORGET!

      Not to mention you'll start getting notices about the amusement park in your front yard.

      Oh and I cleaned my room.

    • Relax (Take it Easy)

      11 years ago


      HA! Not likely.

      My bedroom is a disaster.

      I just thought I should tell you that right off the top, so you know things haven't changed that much.

      Oh, and I've only lived here a week:D

      A&P (anatomy and physiology) makes me want to shoot myself in the face. Why do I need to know where the Glossopharyngeal, vagus and accessory nerves are? It's not like I'm studying to be a doctor.

      And it's only week two.

      I highly suspect my chem prof may be on something...just saying...

      In other news, I recently turned 21. This means absolutely nothing cool, except I can keep a fifth of spiced rum in my room (a gift from cami and marshall). I've only had a shot out of it and it's been over a week. Oh yeah, I'm a real partier. *tosses confetti into the air*.

      SO as an EA I get to sell merchandise at football games. This means hours and 90 of them gets me a totally awesome fleece jacket.

      Recently Sophia informed me that Gouda and Buddha rhyme. Mind you, it was my birthday and we were slightly intoxicated. I then ventured to inform her that "fooda" rhymed as well, but did not count because it is not a word.

      I love mexican food.

    • Spinning In Circles

      12 years ago


      Me: Did you know that human conversation has a volume of 20 decibles?
      Cami: Okay. (10 seconds later) Why did I need to know that?
      Me: You didn't.

      Cami: You're confusing.
      Me: I'm confused...

      i thought ya'll would get a kick out of that. we did. haha. last night was fun. we had pizza at 1 am and we watched half of movie before we both crashed at 2:30. right now it's homework time..except i don't have homework! YAY! so i'm bugging cami with our plans for next year. we're going to live in brewster so we don't have to deal with the drama that comes with being surrounded by freshman. brewter is 19+ so yeah...good times YAY!

    • Michael Jackson/Jerry Springer Dance-Off

      12 years ago


      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:01:26 PM): why is jerry springer still on dancing with the stars?

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:01:33 PM): he is just walking around...

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:01:51 PM): he looks like a tard

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:02:04 PM): no kidding

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:02:09 PM): hell, i could do that

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:02:10 PM): and he's highstepping ike a horse

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:02:12 PM): *lolike

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:02:14 PM): *like

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:02:37 PM): he is prancing

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:02:47 PM): oh wait..he died

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:03:03 PM): yay!

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:03:24 PM): they're being nice to him because he's old

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:03:26 PM): and weird

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:03:31 PM): and probably senile

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:03:33 PM): no kidding

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:03:38 PM): and impotent

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:03:43 PM): and weird

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:03:47 PM): true

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:04:51 PM): 7? are you kdding me?

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:04:56 PM): 5 is more like it

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:04:58 PM): yeah

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:04:59 PM): i know

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:05:18 PM): home? try a mental instituion

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:05:23 PM): *institution

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:05:23 PM): hahha

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:05:27 PM): disco?

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:05:30 PM): HA!

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:05:38 PM): he was there when it was starting out...

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:05:40 PM): more like watch Jerry walk around

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:05:42 PM): maybe he has a chance with that

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:05:49 PM): given, it will just be him walking around

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:05:54 PM): and maybe spin once

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:06:06 PM): if that

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:06:10 PM): he will wave his hands a bit

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:06:16 PM): as he wears sparkles

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:06:23 PM): he's the disco ball

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:06:24 PM): and looks flamboyant

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:06:27 PM): HAHAHA

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:06:28 PM): that's all he's good for

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:06:44 PM): could you imagine him turning around in circles wearing a disco ball costume

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:06:49 PM): he would probably get dizzy and fall

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:06:58 PM): after two spins

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:07:05 PM): "Hey! The ball died again!"

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:07:07 PM): you're giving him too much credit

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:07:16 PM): he would turn once and then fall

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:07:25 PM): then he'd get up

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:07:29 PM): and walk in a circle

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:07:30 PM): and fall again

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:07:39 PM): oh boy

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:07:51 PM): maybe he should just sit in a chair and spin that

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:07:59 PM): hahah sit in his jazzy

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:08:03 PM): hahaha

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:08:30 PM): we could always just tie him to a merry go round and spin it for him

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:08:48 PM): hahaha true
      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:08:48 PM): hahaha true

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:08:50 PM): keep writing!

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:09:25 PM): i am i am

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:09:32 PM): lol

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:10:01 PM): because if you don't....

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:10:15 PM): what?

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:10:20 PM): i'll...i'll....i'll show you a flock of these!

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:10:40 PM): oh wah...i'll squirt you with chocolate syrup

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:10:48 PM): oooh

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:10:49 PM): ok

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:11:20 PM): OH MY GOD! SCARY JERRY!

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:11:29 PM): lmao

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:12:34 PM): Someone needs to tell Mario that Michael Jackson is NOT disco@

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:12:55 PM): true

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:13:06 PM): bhut he can actually pull it off...unlike joey

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:13:18 PM): ...i like joey...thank you

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:13:27 PM): at least neither are jerry....

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:13:35 PM): so do i, but he can't dance like michael jackson

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:13:41 PM): he is too irish

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:13:42 PM): oh no

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:13:44 PM): HAHAHA

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:13:59 PM): that boy is WHITE

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:14:07 PM): lmao

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:14:17 PM): and mario isn't? oh wait...

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:14:21 PM): he's latino

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:14:28 PM): haha i almost typed lotion

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:14:39 PM): they are dancing to michael jackson

      <B class=screenname>ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:14:56 PM): yup

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:14:59 PM): oy vey

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:15:32 PM): i love how michael sings so high in that song that they have women singing the part

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:15:56 PM): ...isn't michael a woman now?

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:16:08 PM): i mean...with all the plastic surgery and what not

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:16:09 PM): true

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:16:46 PM): you've got a point

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:16:58 PM): like always

      tribepanda<..timestamp> (9:17:08 PM): its not often that i say that to you, so savor it while you can

      ashattack919<..timestamp> (9:17:18 PM): oh i am

    • Interesting....

      13 years ago


      conversations with friends can be very interesting and sometimes funny

      Me: What song do you want to listen to?
      Sophia: You're not wearing any pants...
      Me: Good eye...

      okay, so when cami and i moved out last quarter we split things up...and unfortunately we didn't give it much thought ...
      cami is already at school, i won't join her until saturday...Cami called and the following ensued...

      Cami: Ash, do you have the cleaning stuff?
      Me: Yeah...
      Cami: what about the surge protectors and extension cord?
      Me: MmmHmm
      Cami: Damn, i hate no outlets

      five minutes later i called her
      Me: Do you have the duct tape? (i knew she did)
      Cami: Yeah...why?
      Me: A lot of good it will do you without the extension cord. (we use the tape to tape it to the floor)

    • T-Minus 52 minutes...

      13 years ago


      until i have to register for fall quarter classes. i will be taking Chem 100, Psyc 100 and Math 115
      in other is just going to be me and my massive amount of homework here this weekend. in other news 5 out of 24 people in my Engl 101 class showed up for class needless to say class was very informal and there was a lot of swearing. i really like this class, we talk about cat and goat fires (don't ask, please don't ask) oh and dylan argues with the prof...teehee
      let us see...what else shall i ramble about...hmmm...last night i put on big sunglasses...and the other day at the gym cami and i were laughing so hard because Taylor Hanson on steroids was there...i think that is about it... Love, peace, and bulletproof marshmallows

      it is now T-Minus 48 minutes

    • let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...

      13 years ago


      Okay, so when I was younger and attending elementary/middle/high school...I would get excited when it snowed. Why? Because of snow days silly! Now that I am in college...I HATE SNOW!!! Well...I shouldn't say i hate snow...I should say I hate walking in snow to classes or Zips 24 hour diner ( I love it there...YAY MILKSHAKES AT 12 AM!) So I get up from a roommate opens the blinds...and gr gr
      the other night Cami and I ventured again to Morrison 1 south...and we were walking down the hallway...and Lance turned around really fast and scared the hell out of me...why does he do that? Cami of course thought it was hilarious...then he pretended to beat Cami up...that was funny...then for some odd, unexplainable reason..he and chris start wrestling and LANCE LICKS HIS NOSTRIL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! he later said he did it on we threaten chris.."if we can't watch american idol in your pizza for you" he starts whining...Lance interjects "I would watch AI for free pizza! ...if I weren't cooking burritos" and so cami and i talk chris into it...once the pizza arrives he takes a few slices and leaves cami and i in his room...bad idea...because we immidiatly begin conspiring as to what to do w/ bob...we agree on taking him down and hiding him behind the mini fridge on the closet floor near the wall...chris of course finds him later...grr...and THROWS BOB ON TOP OF THE BED!!! that buttmunch...

      one of these days he is going to return to find bob strewn about his room in pieces...stupid bob

    • ...or would you rather just mingle...?

      13 years ago


      so the past few days have been fairly uneventful...i think the most interesting thing to take place in the last 48 hours was mine and cami's adventure to Morrison 1s...upon our arrival cami and i were attacked by lance, who proceeded to pretend to kick cami and i in the face...we were then told to get off his floor-he feels it is his because, at 21, he is the oldest on the floor...we of course refused and went to find chris who was playing video we stole his keys and then went to his room and stole gum...we were kinda hoping his roommate theo was there so we could barge in on him...he wasn' we opened the window cuz it smelled in there-like guy and old socks...we then went BACK to 1s and returned to chris his keys who was STILL playing video games...cami and i then ventured toward the laundry room where we again encountered lance doing laundry...i asked him if he had seen my laundry degergant (chris left it there a week ago and someone stole it)...i then accused him of stealing it...he, being lance, responded w/ "your degergent isn't COOL enough for MY clothes"...then turned totally serious and asked what kind it was and said he would "keep an eye out...then turned back into lance and pretended to bitch-slap me and cami...because cami and i had no lives and nothing better to do proceeded to watch him do laundry..."cool. i can wear some"...did i mention he is weird...then cami and i stole chris' keys again...went to his room...took Bob the creepy crypt keeperish thing hanging from the ceiling and tucked him into chris' bed...then returned his keys and sat in 1s's lobby...where we were again threatened w/ banishment (apparently this is common-grace says he is always banishing people)...chris and lance wrestled...chris played video games and cami and i had a long convo w/ mike about how, although i swear like a sailor, i am as innocent as a child...then we (w/ chris this time) went to chris' the time i returned to my room at 1:45 am i was so tired i was stumbling all over the place...i just woke up from a is good

    • Shy that way

      13 years ago


      so yesterday was awesome! aside from my midterm (bleck) i think i did alright but we'll see...

      anywho so after the ezam i came back and Chris unexpectedly stops by...i met him on the bus on saturday and he is my twin from Morrison when cami gets back we all head to the pub where we proceed to sit and talk for about an hour and a halfish...then he takes us and introduces us to his friends, who from what i can see...are all awesome...and his friend lance...he is what sylvester stalone and james blunt's love child would look like ( i think he's cute :D)
      and then cami chris and i stayed up until 4 in the morning just talking

      and i took his hat...i don't think he'll be getting it back :D

    • so.......angry........must smash!

      13 years ago


      you wanna know what REALLY makes me angry...when i am clearly doing homework...namely writing a paper...and i have all distractions shut off/away from me because hey my paper is due in three hours and i have only 1 sentence and my roomate goes to class so i have peace and quiet and my delicious blueberry smoothie to keep me company and i get going then someone, not my roomate, comes and asks what's up bringing with her a bag of chips...i say oh i am writing a paper that is due in oh...3ish hours...and she replies oh that sucks...then comes into my (kinda) room and turns on the TV! without asking! so i am thinking okay it isn't that loud...i can deal...then she turns it up!...okay so i understand the tv isn't mine it is my roomates but the room is partly mine and i am clearly doing my why be could at least ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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  • Comments (21)

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago


    • DumbleShank

      11 years ago

      watch out for snakes!

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago

      I'm done with it, and i have free time.

    • Gamesquirrel

      11 years ago

      I'm in class! Get off my back woman.

    • Gamesquirrel

      12 years ago


    • silentsteal

      12 years ago

      wana be friends??

    • Gamesquirrel

      13 years ago

      Seriously! Update your journal once and a while.

    • Fascia

      13 years ago

      Hello. Just made this profile so I thought to find myself some friends. You seem pretty cool. ^_^

    • Gamesquirrel

      13 years ago chain letters. They are so stupid.

    • darthvader24

      13 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      Keep going down
      Keep going
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      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      And sorry if that sounded stupid but i fail almost everytime i try to be funny...

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      I'm a geek in pink too =P
      Just wanted to say you have a lovely profile =)

    • Gamesquirrel

      13 years ago

      YAY!!! RANDOMNESS!!!

    • PAPALovin

      13 years ago

      PAPA smiley12.gif ins Weekly Submit a Caption game is on again!!!

      Have a Go

      this weeks image is a tough one, so come up with somthin good and win some mods!


    • PAPALovin

      13 years ago

      Small Time Competition at My Place... Come check it out and have some fun... smiley8.gif

      PAPA smiley12.gif in's Competition

      Good Luck... smiley1.gif

    • Gamesquirrel

      13 years ago

      Her name is Ashley Riney too....AshleyRiney.jpg

    • Suicide_Soul

      13 years ago

      ok so i have been giveing a lot of random firends request so thank you for adding me when you could have turn me down so im going to every one one by one and thinking them and that is a lots of firends and time but im going to do it. so thank you for adding me. ^_^

    • Gamesquirrel

      13 years ago

      Ha. Hey...Drake and Josh isnt on your favorite Tv shows.

    • Gamesquirrel

      13 years ago


    • bobmeister

      13 years ago

      Hey, wazzup? Its me, Michael. Hows college?

    • Gamesquirrel

      13 years ago

      Hooray!!! YAY!!! Now we can still keep in Contact.

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