genGrevious

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    • HAHAHAHAHAHA.... TWILIGHT CAN SUCK IT

      10 years ago

      genGrevious

      FADE IN:

      EXT.
      WASHINGTON

      KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON.


      KRISTEN STEWART (V.O.
      )

      Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She was so awesome that her awesomeness couldn't be contained in Arizona, so she moved to Washington to stay with her father, who was totally lame and not cool.


      BILLY BURKE

      Hey honey. I'm super lame. I got you a car, but it's totally uncool because I'm totally uncool.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Thanks Dad, or whatever. Time for my first day at a new school. Since every coming-of-age story requires the main character be a social outcast, I suppose I'll have to endure being the unpopular new girl until I do something that proves my worth.


      KRISTEN goes to school and is INSTANTLY POPULAR AND BELOVED.


      ANNA KENDRICK

      Oh my God I love your hair you're so pretty will you be my new best friend?

      GREGORY TYREE BOYCE

      Can I take you out sometime since you're so awesome?

      MICHAEL WELCH

      No way you asshole, I saw her first!

      KRISTEN STEWART

      I'd rather watch "The Messengers" than date either of you.
      Why don't you go ask Anna instead?

      ANNA KENDRICK

      Ohmigod I'm getting Kristen's rejects, that's so awesome!

      KRISTEN STEWART

      Wow. I guess this is what it looks like when the unpopular fat girl's pathetic daydreams get written down and published into a bestselling book.
      Aren't well-written characters supposed to have flaws?


      ANNA KENDRICK

      Flaws? Oh, well, um, I suppose you could argue that you're a little TOO perfect and amazing. But I don't think so. Let's make out.


      Suddenly, ROBERT PATTINSON enters. The paleness of him and his family members reach blinding levels while the squeals in the movie theater reach deafening levels.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Who's the albino Wolverine?

      ANNA KENDRICK

      Oh, him? That's Robert. He's universally acknowledged as the hottest boy in school but he doesn't date anyone because no girl is good enough for him.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      No girl is good enough for him? Man, the excuses closested homosexuals come up with these days...

      KRISTEN sits next to ROBERT, who nearly vomits in his mouth and leaves school for a week. Eventually, he returns.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Hey, where did you go? Because you are exceedingly mean to me, I find myself attracted to you.


      ROBERT PATTINSON

      Sounds like textbook daddy issues, you fat cow.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      (swoon)

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      You have a bright career as a stripper ahead of you.



      ROBERT and KRISTEN continue not quite interacting with each other and having no chemistry what-so-ever.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Hey, your eyes are changing color from gorgeous to ultragorgeous.
      What's going on?

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      Alright, you got me. I was acting like a jerk because I secretly totally love you.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Of course! This also explains why the captain of the football team always acted like he hated Stephanie Meyer!

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      There's more. I want to eat you.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Holy shit, really? I need to go home and do some waxing first, but...

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      No, I mean literally eat you. I'm a vampire.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Hmm. The only way I will believe you is if you carry me up a mountain using special effects from the 70s.



      He DOES.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      You really are a vampire! Does that mean that garlic, stakes, and sunlight kill you?

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      Don't be stupid. All of that lore is far too interesting for this movie. Being a vampire just means I get superpowers. It's like being Spider-Man, but sexier. Also, I sparkle in the sunlight.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      So that's why why your family moved here, because it's always overcast!

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      That's right everyone, this whole movie is a two-hour-long setup for a joke about the Pacific Northwest.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      So if you're immortal, how old are you anyway?

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      Over a hundred, but to be fair I've spent most of that time working on my hair.


      The two of them GAZE into each other's eyes with UNCOMFORTABLY HUGE CLOSEUPS for 80% of the rest of the movie.



      INT.
      KRISTEN'S BEDROOM

      KRISTEN wakes up to find ROBERT watching her sleep.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Holy fucking shit! If you weren't so hot I'd have you arrested! How long have you been doing this?

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      2 months.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      But I've only lived here one month according to the script.


      ROBERT PATTINSN

      Yeah, the script was written in six weeks. Don't get hung up on shit like that.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Oh. Well, as long as you're here I guess we could have sex.


      ROBERT PATTINSON

      No, I can't have sex with you! I'd be unable to control myself! I'd bite you and turn you into a vampire! Also I ejaculate boiling venom, so I'd need to wear like fifty condoms.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Wait, we can't have sex at all, and you can't suck my blood? How can you make a vampire movie without anyone sucking blood?

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      It's alright, I think this movie already has more than enough sucking.


      INT.
      BILLY BURKE'S HOUSE

      BILLY BURKE is cleaning his gun and drinking a beer while listening to country music.


      KRISTEN STEWART

      Dad, my boyfriend is coming over to pick me up. Try not to get dork all over him.


      BILLY BURKE

      Okay, let me meet him after the movie makes the film industry's ten billionth joke about protective fathers disliking boyfriends.



      KRISTEN STEWART

      Alright.
      Oh, and also: He's a 100-year-old vampire, don't say anything racist about vampires, okay?

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      Hello, sir. It's a pleasure to meet you, Kristen has said absolutely nothing about you because you're so lame.


      BILLY BURKE

      So I hear you're a 100-years-old. And interested in my 17-year-old daughter.
      So, mathematically that's like, what, a 40-year-old dating a 6-year-old?

      ROBERT PATTINSON

      Ummmmmmmm...

      BILLY BURKE

      Yeah, so my friend Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat right over here.


      KRISTEN STEWART

    • Dear Bethesda

      10 years ago

      genGrevious

      Thank you for most of Fallouts many Features
      Fuck you for the end

    • lol

      10 years ago

      genGrevious

      John "died"

    • new xbox problems

      10 years ago

      genGrevious

      so my xbox has crapped out again, less a month before the big hitters come out
      the disk reader refuses to read any of the disks i put in
      i've used a compressed air cleaner on it and still nothing
      any help?

    • i was bored and waiting for supernatral

      10 years ago

      genGrevious

      so i did what i do and watched smallville and they have the Apprentice as a medic
      i just thought it was funny
      cause he kills people
      ALOT

    • riddle

      10 years ago

      genGrevious

      What's green, big and lives in japan

      POLAR BEARS


      kudos to who got it

    • WTF

      10 years ago

      genGrevious

      i just randomly got those milestone things
      do people get them randomly or do i have to do certain things or what
      im confused

    • stop

      10 years ago

      genGrevious

      Supernatural time

  • Comments (252)

    • chris9002 Shiroyasha

      10 years ago

      to answer your question on etihw2910 profile you left, they are in the brotherhoods Citadel laboratory or thats where i found 2 more

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yet they make u feel so good about yourself

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      its a real self esteem booster, cause u read them and think to yourself

      wow, i feel a whole lot better about myself

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      its such a fun site when u are bored

    • ColonelCam

      10 years ago

      Just couldn't capture the spirit and beauty of the novel.

    • ColonelCam

      10 years ago

      Uh, yeah. I honestly wasn't that impressed.

    • ColonelCam

      10 years ago

      Yep, it's a good one.

    • GothicRednek

      10 years ago

      why yes
      yes i am :)

    • yellowcard

      10 years ago

      read my journal

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      Since you are a Member of the LEFT 4 DEAD Group I am announcing that the LEFT 4 DEAD CONTEST is up and running! smiley0.gif

      It's simple...just think up a story and type it up. Think about how YOU would make the game better, and give us a story. Just let it flow. Guidelines are in the Contest Entry I linked you to.

      Actual prizes will be mailed to you if you win smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif You can't beat free stuff! smiley0.gif


      Good Luck Zombie Killer!!

    • zeik101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      well i like the movie

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      it is

      but im not going to be able to get on Gears tonight. my brother has a friend of his over and they have my xbox.
      i hate younger siblings

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, but this time u get to call them in instead of ur helicopter. its awesome

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, but there are tanks and attack dogs in this one. and the bayonets are really fun to use

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      i really like it

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      i can. but i havnt before

      ive been addicted to COD5

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, that one will work. and i know another guy that is good that can help us

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, we cant try them both out

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      i forget the name. i think its called Blood Works or something

      its got the 2 sets of stairs on each side that go up to a room at the top.
      i found it works really well to hold out in one of the top rooms

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, sounds about right.

      i think i can do it then, but i will be on for a while after Friday since i now have a Christmas Break

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      ok, well im in tennessee. so its like 640 right now, but its way 440 were u are now?

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      im just on casual, since it doesn't matter the difficulty to get the Hoard the Horde.

      but i can't do 6, i won't be home friday till 10 aleast. and Im on Central time, idk what ur on so we need to count for that too

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, i don't usually play during the week. but Friday night and from there on, if u want to go for it, i have someone that is good and can help us

      just give me a time

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      well i will either get left 4 dead or Fallout 3 for Christman. so thats what ill be playing.

      but if u want to try horde with, let me know, cause i still want to go for it

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      im liking it.

      i didn't care for left 4 dead much. i was a little too fast and jumpy
      it was fun, but not my type.

      what i really want now is Fallout 3

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      nope. i got up to wave 35 and then i haven't played much since then. havn't had time. also COD5 is addicting

    • StrangerCoug

      10 years ago

      As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. That's an old one.

    • AAAfunk

      10 years ago

      well in that COG tag Ben was saying something to his bi brother Clay

    • zeik101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      whats up dude

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, that always really annoyed me, cause i would go to saw them, and they would blow me apart, yet i never could do the same to them smiley4.gif

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      i try to use the shotgun, but i never really mastered that role and shoot deal that is always so effective

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      i think its more powerful, just slower.

      in gears 1 it was like a 3 round burst, but limited timing
      now its 1 shot as fast as u can pull the trigger

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      no, but any multilayer, including Horde.

      so its awesome

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, i love the gold lancer. it makes u look like u are really good and ur earned it

      even if u suck and only typed in a code to get it smiley1.gif

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      no, no golden hammerbuster smiley2.gif

      but i did get special edition, so i have the golden Lancer, which i think it better smiley8.gif

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      true.

      i think if they get a third Carmine, they will just be like

      "no, gtfo"

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      i don't think they will make a gears 4.

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      again

    • cutiepie1141

      10 years ago

      Woops =/
      Sorry

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, i was thinking

      "you know, now they know exactly where you are, exactly what room"

      good job

      but it was totally worth it

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      i loved his speech at the very end of the game, when he found the mike to the locust intercoms

      that part made my day

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, but past that. he was # 83 or something like that

      but more than just he played thrashball

      but baird, no one cares, we all wanted him to die

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      yeah, some parts with Dom go a little over, but i still like the overall plot.

      but i want to learn about Cole's past, thats the fun part

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      i liked it. i thought the story line was amazing.

      i like a good plot with a good game

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      i kinda laughed when Dom saw that she turned hideous


      thats horrible

      but i did too smiley1.gif

    • IMONFIREGUY

      10 years ago

      other than that things like the vats and the npc's that follow you and Liberty Prime are great

    • IMONFIREGUY

      10 years ago

      dont forget the perks w/ ranks
      eh maybe ther'll be a patch or somethin to bring up the lvl cap

    • IMONFIREGUY

      10 years ago

      and i wanted to get the reaper and self heal perks

    • Joker1745

      10 years ago

      Yeah its beast.

    • Joker1745

      10 years ago

      To be honest I hate Rock Band. My brother plays it.

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