8 years agogeorgia
10 years agogeorgia
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher,
and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize
'That's easy; he's a midget with
a speech impediment.'
So the midget shows up, and the guy asks him
if he's looking for a male or female
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives
the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and
shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by
this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's
head as far as
he can up the horse's rear end, pulls him
out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun
awound a widdlebit'?
11 years agogeorgia
in ten hours I will be leaving for louisiana.
I'm freakin stressed. too much to do.
those of you that have my number, call me later tonight, I'll need you to help keep me up!
my interweb access will be limited for awhile, until I figure out all the logistics
I'll be back when I'm back. miss me ladies and gents!
11 years agogeorgia
so most of you guys know about the accident that I was in almost 5 months ago.
what you might not have known was that I havent been on a horse since the accident.
I didnt have any fear of getting on, didnt even have a fear of falling off. but I have had a very real paralyzing fear of riding on the blacktop since the accident. its a nerve wracking experience anyway, even without having been through what I've been though.
today I decided that I was tired of being controlled by my fear. and so I saddled Glory up and rode her straight up the middle of the road and back for about 20 minutes.
I feel so accomplished and at ease. I overcame my fear, and holy hell am I happy about it.
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