georgia

Female
from Denham Springs, LA

  • Activity

    • 8 years ago

      georgia
    • THE HORTH WHITHPERER

      10 years ago

      georgia

      A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher,
      and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.



      His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize
      him?'



      'That's easy; he's a midget with
      a speech impediment.'

      So the midget shows up, and the guy asks him
      if he's looking for a male or female
      horse.


      'A female horth.'

      So he shows him a prized filly.

      'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her
      eyeth'?

      So the guy picks up the midget and he gives
      the horse's eyes the once over.

      'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?

      So he picks the little fella up again, and
      shows him the horse's ears.

      'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?

      The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by
      this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the
      horse's mouth.

      'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
      Totally mad as fire at this point, the
      rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's
      head as far as
      he can up the horse's rear end, pulls him
      out and slams him on the ground.

      The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
      'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun
      awound a widdlebit'?


    • make me laugh

      11 years ago

      georgia

      I'm back in Ky this week,
      someone make me laugh,
      I need it.

    • we have arrived

      11 years ago

      georgia

      ...sorta.

      everything went well. the trip wasnt bad, about 14 hrs total. spent most of yesterday relaxing with family. its nice to be here, we'll see if it lasts.

      now I need pick which job I want.


      ohhh I didnt miss mosquitoes. smiley4.gif

    • Farewell Kentucky

      11 years ago

      georgia

      in ten hours I will be leaving for louisiana.
      I'm freakin stressed. too much to do.
      those of you that have my number, call me later tonight, I'll need you to help keep me up!

      my interweb access will be limited for awhile, until I figure out all the logistics
      I'll be back when I'm back. miss me ladies and gents! smiley12.gif

    • new foal in the barn

      11 years ago

      georgia

      she (we think, its hard to tell the first couple days) was born this morning.

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      grannysfoal008.jpg


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    • fuck selfish people

      11 years ago

      georgia

      its so wrong.

      I guess I'm not going home afterall.

      I swear I just dont know how to make everyone happy.

      I WANT to be happy, why cant that be important too?

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    • overcoming.

      11 years ago

      georgia

      so most of you guys know about the accident that I was in almost 5 months ago.
      what you might not have known was that I havent been on a horse since the accident.
      I didnt have any fear of getting on, didnt even have a fear of falling off. but I have had a very real paralyzing fear of riding on the blacktop since the accident. its a nerve wracking experience anyway, even without having been through what I've been though.

      ......until today.

      today I decided that I was tired of being controlled by my fear. and so I saddled Glory up and rode her straight up the middle of the road and back for about 20 minutes.
      I feel so accomplished and at ease. I overcame my fear, and holy hell am I happy about it. smiley0.gif

  • About Me

  • Comments (794)

    • Robotrek

      8 years ago

      Hey, did you hear already about tonights Monday night lunar eclipse, it is supposed to be a full eclipse of the moon, I am not totally sure when it is supposed to be visible for all of us here in the central time zone, but I think it is supposed to begin around 11pm "approx" first the moon will turn sort of orange and then go black, and it will be a long time before it comes back out again, it will look awsome.
      info about the eclipse can be read here...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_2010_lunar_eclipse

    • _Montana_

      9 years ago

      I would've bought a truck, but I like to drive fast, and I need something that can handle the way I drive. Also, I like being able to buy more than just gas with my monies.

      Also, I don't know that I got a FB notification from you...

    • _Montana_

      9 years ago

      What's new dude?

    • _Montana_

      9 years ago

      What's new dude?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      you have nooo idea how bored i was...
      and i'm humbled by your hello ;) hahaha

    • Frankfurter

      9 years ago

      The BR is treating me well. School is doing its best to not treat me well, but I'm a trooper.

      How about you? Are you still right down the street where I should be ashamed I haven't stopped by yet?

    • USNavySGT

      9 years ago

      I'm usually in Metairie at least twice a month. Not so much in December, since with the holidays, there's drama happening, but usually. Lemme know when you've got a weekend free.

    • Zotaku87

      10 years ago

      Awesome, dude. I had a lot of fun when I went last year, and I'm really hoping there's another crawl in the area this year.

      Hi to you, too. :)

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      Scare tactics more like what they use in law school to keep a third of the class from being lawyers. I have a whole rant on how that tactic doesn’t work right in nursing =school (or ever, really) but it’s too small to fit in this box, so I’ll post a journal about it...eventually.

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      School is...Hmmmmm, I could do without the scare tactics. Other than that, it’s just a lot of it.

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      School? You going to school or is this the munchkin's schooling?

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I’m still around. I’m just really busy with school. I fully intend on catching up on everyone...eventually. You still at Red Stick?

    • _Montana_

      10 years ago

      I liked Hollywood Undead for like, five seconds.

      I'm still working, trying to get days off in July, so I can take a trip to Phoenix to look at an art school. I really wanna move to the south west, and get out of winter.

    • Corkboard

      10 years ago

      I was showing off myself more then the phone lol :P

    • USNavySGT

      10 years ago

      Not at all. BTW, that new picture looks really good

    • USNavySGT

      10 years ago

      Miss talking to you too. And other things.

    • USNavySGT

      10 years ago

      Miss you too, hon... I'm so busy these days it's hard to find time to breathe

    • _Montana_

      10 years ago

      Oh not too bad at the moment. Today is my friday...so I'm stoked about that. My girlfriend is kinda driving me up the wall but whatever...

      What's new with you?

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      hey eye patch, I work on the embroidery side, the one with finishing touch/redstick sports on the front.
      hehe

      ...so the back?

      I don't get it.

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      Perhaps visits from crazy customers with eye patches will be in the works.

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      only reason i was asking about OLOL is because thats really close to where I work.

      I go to school at OLOL and live on Essen.

      Where do you work?

    • mjj0216

      10 years ago

      just saying hi

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      are you working at OLOL?

      No. Best I can tell you is this.

    • USNavySGT

      10 years ago

      Sorry, hun... massively busy with the moving out of my place, getting everything into storage, and getting my shit together for school.

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      cowboy hats are tricky. I wear caps al the time, but couldnt seem to ever look right in a cowboy hat. FWIW, I wouldnt be caught dead in that hat, thats not a cowboy hat, thats a poser hat for boys/girls on the beach. you cant buy a cowboy hat at abercrombie.
      you've got to find the right shape for your head though, to make it look natural.

      I shall relay to you the same story I told Steph:

      There was this drunk girl in the car I was driving around the other night asking her friend in the back seat if she should wear her hair up or down and kept changing between the two every two minutes and asking her friend who obviously didn’t care to pick.

      “Look at me,†I said to the drunk girl. She turned. “Down. You look better with your hair down.â€Â

      “I don’t know,†the drunk girl said. “Holly, what do you think?â€Â

      “No, not Holly. Me. I’m a guy. Guys know what looks good on women just like women know what looks good on men.â€Â

      “Whatever, guys just want one thing. To get in your pants.â€Â

      I was a little flabbergasted because this retort did not have anything to do with what I had said, and even if it did, wouldn’t a guy want to give fashion advice to make the girl’s pants more attractive to get into? I was attempting to formulate that into an argument when I realized the girl was drunk and not worth it.

      The point of my story is: women don’t always know women’s fashion best. Granted, they probably know more about women’s fashion than men know about men’s fashion, but I still don't immediately take women's fashion advice from a woman as gospel.

    • Frankfurter

      11 years ago

      you back yet?

      Until I lose power again.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      And I'm going to school in South Carolina, where my sister and my two darling neices left not two months ago as well. I'm a day late and a dollar short on everything these days... sigh.

    • Frankfurter

      11 years ago

      On the contrary, I know what condition my penis is in at all times.
      I am 99 percent certain we are dealing with a non-boner in this shot:
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      A potential boner in this shot:
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      And an absolute boner in this one:
      wethandlebar.jpg
      Oh man, that's so hot. I sexed all over myself.

    • JervisTech

      11 years ago

      sorry i haven't been online been busy with schools for the army. Currently down in georgia. should be back home in about 2 weeks then back working at my day to day job of recruiting.

    • Lady_Bufford

      11 years ago

      Thank you so much for your comment....if you think a little more about the little things in life that matter oh so much, then you have grasped what positive can come from my grief. Remember Garion by allowing his beautiful life to remind you that EVERY moment is precious and important. Any one of them can be THE one that changes everything.bigsmile.pngheart.png

    • RBuffordTJ

      11 years ago

      I just wish that we could get a quote button!!!


      RT Site extender has one bigsmile.png

    • Frankfurter

      11 years ago

      he looks like my brother.

      Well it is Kentucky.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Hot like you wouldn't believe. 110+ with no wind or shade.

    • Frankfurter

      11 years ago

      ...because he’s not really yours?

      Like they switched them out at the hospital and you’ve got some other lady’s baby. I know when they did it too, it was right after the aliens came in and probed you in your bathing suit area.

    • Frankfurter

      11 years ago

      I don't know, you're tanner than he is.

    • _Montana_

      11 years ago

      ya, we think the pup has congestive heart failure...and she's been acting funny.

    • Kaal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Menoth's will

      11 years ago

      That really means a lot, thanks.

    • RBuffordTJ

      11 years ago

      CC's white mocha

      Oh now THAT sounds awesome! Where do I find that?

    • _Montana_

      11 years ago

      Hey, thanks for the comments, both of those pics were taken in China, the 'emo-dane' one was taken in a hotel room in beijing, and the other was on teh great wall, and the girl in front of me is my friend Ciara.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Yeah, I know hon. Thankee.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      The look on your boy's face... that is totally a YAY moment.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Misanthrope, over here! Heh.

      I'm not afraid of interhuman connection, silly... if I was, I wouldn't be on this website! I'm simply saying that I play video games to escape... and I don't want to be assailed by little kids screaming when they die or whining about they don't have the sniper rifle... wait, did I just describe the first season of RvB?

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      I have no purity, so that's impossible to worry about.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Oh, the picture is a screenshot of my old computer with Ubuntu Linux installed on it.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Dammit, NO! Okay, snoball is acceptable... but you can't go for the daquiri before going for the po-boy! I recommend LaBella's on Jeff Highway in Metairie.

    • Frankfurter

      11 years ago

      June 14 party!

    • Frankfurter

      11 years ago

      Last final was today. I now have a whole week off before summer school.

      Would be nice to have like a month off, but hey.

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      You're actually the second person who's suggested sleeping pills in the past hour. The other SGT on shift, she suggested Ambien, tho...

    • USNavySGT

      11 years ago

      Oh gawds... that'd be the worst. I already can't smoke on the damn plane!

    • Yoming

      11 years ago

      hey love, miss you too, shoot me an email or a message on msn, i got a new phone number and we need to talk, asap!

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