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      hard rock cafe

      9 years ago

      yesterday i went to hardrock in chicago it was cool. i sat about 8 feet from a bass guitar signed by sting also close was a guitar signed by jerry garcia from the greatfull dead he probably played played it with his 9 fingers and i was close enough to touch it with all 10 of mine i also saw jimmy hendrex's guitar which was interesting to look at and in my seat i was right directly under a guitar signed by the entire band the stone temple pilots if it fell on me i would have died but that is ok because it would have been a good way to go. in the bathroom above the urinal they had highschool yearbook photos of rockstars and musicians i went to the bathroom three times i have been in chicago since april and the hard rock is the best thing i have done yet if you have the means i highly suggest stopping by it is so choice

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      the banks

      9 years ago

      so i just ordered a new watch it is coming in the mail ckeck out my images it is the one of a watch

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      life in chicago

      9 years ago

      i moved to chicago for a summer job i have been here for 2 1/2 months it has been busy while not at work i have been to the sears tower some giant silver egg ate the best pizza in the whole world and went to six flags it is lots of fun if i can figure out how to get pictures off my sliver phone to my computer i will post some

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      True Story

      9 years ago

      At age 47, the rolling stones bassist , Bill Wyman began a relationship with 13-year-old Mandy Smith with Her Mothers blessing. 6 years later they were married, but the marrage only lasted a year. Not long after, Bill's 30-year-old son, Steven married Mandys Mother,age 46 that made Steven a step father to his former step mother if Bill And mandy had remained married steven would have been his fathers father-in-law and his own Grandpa

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      fun in the desert

      9 years ago

      yesterday jeepdude and i and our dad went into the desert and shot pistols i bought myself a ruger 45 a few months ago and yesterday was the first time to shoot it we also took the 44 mag and the 22 target pistol we left all the rifles home this time and also left the ear protection so the first shot with my 45 i got a ringing in my right ear that has yet too leave a full 24 hours later so i am deaf i had fun though check out some pics in my journal

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      contest

      9 years ago

      this is a contest

      i will provide the first line of a joke then you will provide the punchline the punchline that is the best will win 5 mod points there is one punchline that will earn an extra 2 mod points if you supply that one you are the double winner

      the joke is: a skeleton walks into a bar........................

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      airplane talk

      9 years ago

      Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers



      Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
      Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

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      Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
      TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
      Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

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      O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
      ! United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."



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      A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?" !
      Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."

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      A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.
      San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

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      A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
      Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
      Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
      Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"



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      Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"
      Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way,after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
      Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. ! Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
      BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."

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      One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"
      The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one." !

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      The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
      Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206! clear of active runway."
      Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
      The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
      Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
      Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
      Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."

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      While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"
      Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"

      "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

      Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"




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      victor wooten

      9 years ago

      yesterday i was in the presence of the greatest bass guitar player in the world the notorius victor wooten it was incredible it was the finest concert i have been to this year he is heading into arizona next so if you live there and are one of the 5 people who will actually read my journal then you should go see him you will not be sorry i was blown away

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      jury duty

      9 years ago

      no i am not talking about the pauly shore movie (1 &1/2 thumbs up) no indeed i am talking about the mail i got today the return address said salt lake city justice court now the first thing that runs through my head is oh no is it because i waited 4 1/2 months to pay my medical bill so i open it thinking i am getting sued for 96$ then i was equally dissapointed to read "your name has been randomly selected........" it gets worse there are questions, "are you over 18" "yes DANG" "are you a legal resident of the united states" yes DANG" "have you ever commited a misdemeaner" "no DANG" it is not for sure yet i could get skipped but i knew i should have commited a misdemeaner...

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      find my mod points

      9 years ago

      when i sat down today i had 28 now i have 13 less than an hour later i dont know who i offended so if any one can find them that would be cool

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  • Comments (5)

    • Hydro626

      Hydro626

      8 years ago

      look at that. you were gone for like a year and then i message you and you come back. coencidence? hell no!

    • Hydro626

      Hydro626

      8 years ago

      i finally realized who Les Claypool is just recently. Primus if fuckin amazing, and they were there the whole time without me knowing it. i was just flipping back through my messages and found where i had asked about it. ive also heard of buckethead at random before i wrote that message, and randomly found a clip from Ozzfest 99 of Primus playing with Buckethead. both are amazing.

    • jeepdude

      jeepdude

      9 years ago

      "bird man, get in here!...ha ha 'in her...e' "

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      jeepdude

      9 years ago

      why are you online? its like 1 am there???

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      jeepdude

      9 years ago

      no way...what are you doing on-line...and up...