glassxblower

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from Manhattan, NY

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    • Blahhh.

      13 years ago

      glassxblower

      I didn't go to school today.
      Because sometimes I get sick.
      Because sometimes, people named Cindy think it's okay to come to school for about a week when she "feels like crap."
      And sometimes I have to sit by that girl in US history.
      And by sometimes, I mean always.
      So, thank you, Cindy Otero, for getting me fucking sick.
      Now not only does your throat hurt,
      So does mine!
      Along with my head, my ears, and my entire freakin' existance.

      Le sigh.
      I'm bored.
      And I'm pretty sure I'm dying.
      But mostly, I'm bored.
      Which is why I'm doing this.
      What is this you ask?
      Well, I suppose we could call it a contest of sorts?
      Except that it isn't really.
      But sort of. In a way.

      I'll make you a deal.
      You make me a portrait of M-Brod and myself.
      Make it real nice.
      You know, one for the Christmas cards.
      It doesn't have to be made with one of those fancypants photo editing dealys.
      But it can be. If you want it to.
      But if not, you could use paint.
      Or hell. Just draw it yourself.
      Stick figures never let you down, you know?
      If you do this little task I will give you a mod point.
      That's right.
      A whole freakin' mod point.
      Why one?
      Because I only have, like, 10.
      But if you do make it all fancy and crap and put a lot of effort into it I might consider giving you more.
      If I have enough, that is.
      Ah, hell. Maybe I'll give you two instead of one.
      Who knows?!
      I guess you'll just have to participate to find out.

      If you don't know what I look like, well...
      You're probably an idiot.
      Because this page does have an image gallery.
      And the same can be said if you don't know what M-Brod looks like.
      Because there's a picture of that guy in my image gallery.
      You know. It's the one that isn't a puppy, turtles having sex, or a picture of me.
      But if you don't want to use that picture...
      Well... I guess someone'll just have to hit up the google image search, now won't they?
      Here's an example picture:

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      Yeah. I know. I'm the best artist ever!!
      (PS: I have no idea why his eyebrows are doing that. Well, actually, I do. That thing took about two minutes to draw... That's probably why.)

      So, have at it, I guess.
      Or not.
      See if I care, asshole.

    • Sometimes I'm awesome.

      13 years ago

      glassxblower

      And sometimes I make really crappy icons.
      Because sometimes I get bored.

      You may have seen some of them before.
      But I don't really care.
      Because, again. I'm bored.

      Bands:

      Mellowdrone -

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      OK Go -

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      Song Lyrics:

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      I'd sort of like to see how many of you know what a lot of those lyrics are from.
      But then again, nobody reads this. So. Nevermind.

    • A Valediction: Forbidden Mourning

      13 years ago

      glassxblower

      A Valediction: Forbidden Mourning, by John Donne

      As virtuous men pass mildly away,
      And whisper to their souls to go,
      Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
      "Now his breath goes," and some say, "No."

      So let us melt, and make no noise,
      No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move ;
      'Twere profanation of our joys
      To tell the laity our love.

      Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears ;
      Men reckon what it did, and meant ;
      But trepidation of the spheres,
      Though greater far, is innocent.

      Dull sublunary lovers' love
      â€'Whose soul is senseâ€'cannot admit
      Of absence, 'cause it doth remove
      The thing which elemented it.

      But we by a love so much refined,
      That ourselves know not what it is,
      Inter-assurèd of the mind,
      Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss.

      Our two souls therefore, which are one,
      Though I must go, endure not yet
      A breach, but an expansion,
      Like gold to aery thinness beat.

      If they be two, they are two so
      As stiff twin compasses are two ;
      Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show
      To move, but doth, if th' other do.

      And though it in the centre sit,
      Yet, when the other far doth roam,
      It leans, and hearkens after it,
      And grows erect, as that comes home.

      Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
      Like th' other foot, obliquely run ;
      Thy firmness makes my circle just,
      And makes me end where I begun.


      So. That's the my favorite poem... ever, I think.
      And also, it's the poem that the song "Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt", by MewithoutYou, was based on. Sexual, right?!

    • Hells yeah!

      13 years ago

      glassxblower

      What's that you say? Jonathan Bates got new myspace pictures?!
      Let the cyber stalking progress...

      Seriously though.
      Jon Bates did get new myspace pictures.
      They're from the shoot of the video for "Oh My."
      They sure involve that guy!
      And by that guy I mean Jon Bates.
      Jon Bates is my hero. And also my favorite myspace friend.

      But I have other heros, too.
      And that's what this entry is for!

      Well, no, that's a lie. It's for boys I think are pretty and the reasons why.
      But it's practically the same thing.
      Oh. And by pretty I meant sexy.
      But hey. That's just how I roooollllll.

      ANYhoo. I now present you with The Five (Plus Some Honorable Mentions!) Sexiest Men in the History of Anything... Ever, and Also, the Reasons Why I Love Them So Goddamn Much (Well, sort of):

      5.) Darren Hayes:
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      Now, I've loved this man for as long I can remember. Because he was the singer in my favorite band, Savage Garden. And he went solo, and remained fantastic. And he was funny, and gorgeous, and an excellent singer. And he wrote amazing, beautiful songs, and he made me swoon. And you know what? He still does. So. Uhm. FUCK YEAH!

      4.) Matthew Broderick:
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      Okay, so, yeah, right now he's my ultra secret lover, so I guess he should be higher on the list, but the next few... Well, I've loved them longer, and I can't not put them at the top of the list because of my ultra secret lover. I just can't. That would be mean. But hey. I still looooove him. :D

      3.) Jonathan Bates:
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      Jon Bates is my hero. Seriously. My hero. Lanky. Smart. Amazing in every way possible. He is the epitome of all smart-boy musicians. Ever. Also, he's the mastermind behind one of my absolute favorite bands, Mellowdrone. I could not love anyone more than I love this man, I don't think. Well, maybe a few people. But honestly, the amount of love might be the same.

      2.) Damian Kulash, Jr.
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      Ah, Damian. Another one of my heroes, here. Beautiful, obviously. And fucking hilarious. A member of one of my favorite bands, OK Go, Damian is the most incredibly smart, incredibly amazing, incredibly talented guy I've ever been aware of. Yeah. I said it. I love him. A lot. And hey! Look! Part of an INTERVIEW with him (and also Tim, who is OK Go's bassist):

      Damian: What do you think my favorite color is? I'm thinking.
      Tim: Really?
      Damian:Brown. I mean, I'm wearing a lot of brown.
      Tim: Yeah, I noticed, which is kind of...well, it's in sort of in the green family.
      Damian: Well, it's like what would happen if you mixed red and green together.
      Tim: Yeah, or if green got really dark.
      Damian: No.
      Tim: It would look a lot like dark brown.
      Damian: If it got really dark it would be dark green.


      AND...

      NUMBAHHH ONE: Nigel. Jonathan. Fucking. Taylor.
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      So, the picture is larger, but it's also fucking incredible to stare at. Not that there aren't smaller ones that are just as incredible, but honestly, I have a soft spot for this one. I <3 this man. A lot. A freakin' lot. Smart, amazing, talented, gorgeous... *swoon*

      HONORABLE MENTIONNNS:

      Simon:
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      Simon... I used to love Simon. A lot. When I was 14 and stupid. But then for some reason I hated him. And yeah, that's basically why he's on the freakin' honorable mentions list. But in all fairness, I don't hate him anymore. In fact, I find him rather amusing. Although occasionally creepy.

      Isaac Brock:
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      Shut up, I love him.

      Conor Oberst:
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      He's smart. He's a great writer. And I am in love with him. The. End.

      Jimmy Fallon:
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      Yeah, so he pretty much got demoted from being my very first (worthy) celebrity crush... ever, to only being an honorable mention, but it's not really my fault. I mean, things change. People do a few crappy movies after leaving SNL. Other people get crushes on Matthew Broderick for no apparent reason and feel the need to kick aforementioned people off the list of fantasticism. It's nature, bitch. Deal with it.

      So, I'm sure you're all pretty convinced I have horrible taste in men by now, but hey. For the most part, those musicians seduced me with their clever lyrics and smart-boy antics. And Matthew Broderick... Well, I just love that little guy. So. Yeah. Deal with it.

    • My First Love Song

      13 years ago

      glassxblower

      I'll be the boy
      And you'll be my girly
      I'll write us a love song
      It'll tell us a story
      You'll show it off
      To all of your friends

      They'll all get jealous
      Or at least they'll pretend

      But I'm sorry to say
      I'm not that clever
      I can't write words
      That'll last you forever

      So everyone,
      All gather 'round
      Watch me just sit here
      Watch me crack down
      All just for you
      Just so you know
      It all falls apart
      Whenever you go


      Boredom is sweet
      But it's more fun with you
      I hate everybody
      And you hate 'em too

      Let's have a drink
      In fact make it two
      Because of lately
      I'm becoming immune
      I did nothing wrong
      But it hurts anyway

      And for that I'm sorry
      For that I'm sorry

      So everyone,
      All gather 'round
      Watch me just sit here
      Watch me crack down
      All just for you
      Just so you know
      It all falls apart
      Whenever you go


      Hush,
      Be quiet, be still
      For me
      It's time for us
      To sleep

      Whenever you go...


      I fucking love Mellowdrone. <3

      P.S.: Part Two of "This Is A Love Story" will be here sometime this weekend. Be excited!

    • HELP!

      13 years ago

      glassxblower

      Yeah, so I'm having a little trouble with Linky lately, and I'm kind of hoping maybe you could help me out. Trouble is, I'm in school right now, and I don't have access to my XANGURRR to just repost the most recent entry for you to read or something on this puppy. So, if you can, I'm hoping you might head on over to my love muffin xangy, and sex it with your freakin' eyes, and when you're doing getting off on it, you could comment on there (or in here, I don't care!) what you think I oughta do about my dilemma.

      ANYhoo, when I get home I'm thinking about hitting up some sexy movie times and watching Election because that's how freakin' ghetto I have the tendency to be. Though, I could always wait until after my English mid-term tomorrow and hit that baby up with mah eyes when I get home from escuela. But then again, I could just watch Election tonight, and then tomorrow watch some other sweet ass film. Like The Wrong Guy, maybe!? Or Zoolander?! OR OFFICE SPACE?! Who knows, bitches! Who the fuck knows! NOBODY! That's who! Because I'm just wild and unpredictable like that. Yeah, you're jealous.

    • EVIL PUPPY!

      13 years ago

      glassxblower

      Oh, HELLS YEAH!

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      C'Dawg O'Brizzle rules my freakin' life, hoes!

    • Shush, don't tell them...

      13 years ago

      glassxblower

      Don't ever say that we'll never get there,
      We can start with our jars of coins
      We'll build spacesuits made out of silver,
      We'll find a rocket in the r o c k e t g r a v e y a r d...

      I am bored.

      Apparently I just don't have a freakin' life because wow, am I bored.
      I feel like posting something in my livejournal.
      But that puppy is for posting all the fun, pointless crap I do.
      And I haven't exactly written anything pointless or fun as of this point in time.
      Nor have I drawn anything.
      Or filmed anything.
      It's sad. I know.

      I wanted to do a third edition of Troll Doll Theater.
      Possibly using my Troll-Doll-In-A-Fire-Truck.
      The side of his truck says "Fire Pa-Troll."
      Get it?
      Because it's a troll.
      And the real word is "Patrol."
      But they spelled it "troll."
      Because it's a troll.
      It's a clever pun.


      But can you keep it a secret?


      We were going to make a musical combining Glory and Anchorman.
      It'll be called "Anchor Glory."
      Some people suggested we call it "Glory Man."
      And I was all, "That's stupid, bitch."
      Yeah. Good times.

      US History homework pisses me off.
      A lot.
      It's easy.
      But I'm lazy.

      Did I mention that I only have 9 mod points?
      I'm not begging for any, or anything.
      I'm just saying. I have 9.
      That makes me sad.
      I didn't even purposely give them away.
      Sometimes I just accidentally mod things.
      A lot of the time, apparently.
      And then I feel bad because sometimes they are negative mods.
      And I didn't mean to negative mod anyone.
      It was an accident.

      But I'm leaving now.
      So, you know. Toodles.


      We're gonna be the kids who rule everything
      In the twenty second century.

    • Question.

      13 years ago

      glassxblower

      Okay. Seriously. Does EVERYONE have to use the same Kurt Cobain picture as their goddamn avatar?! I understand liking the guy and all, but let's face it, there are other pictures of him!

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