glurk

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from Veeeeeery small town in Alberta.

  • Activity

    • Shit Happens

      10 years ago

      glurk

      Taoism: Shit happens.
      Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
      Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
      Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
      Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
      Hinduism: This shit happened before.
      Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama
      T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
      Atheism: There is no shit.
      Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
      Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
      Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
      Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
      Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
      Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
      Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
      Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors.
      Communism: Let's share this shit.
      Marxism: You have nothing to lose but your shit.
      Conspiracy Theorism: THEY shit on us!
      Darwinism: Survival of the shittiest.
      Confucianism: Confucious say "Shit happen."
      Capitalism: This is MY shit.
      Feminism: Men are shit.
      Satanism: sneppah tihs.
      Mysticism: This is really weird shit.
      Surrealism: Fish happens.
      Trekism: To boldly shit where no one has shit before.
      Dogism: I just shit in your shoe.
      Catism: Dogs are shit.
      Mousism: Oh shit! A cat!
      Politically correctism: Internally processed, nutritionally drained biological output happens.
      Nation of Islam: Don't take no shit.
      Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

    • Lesson learned

      10 years ago

      glurk

      Hmm, well if anyone's listening, I just got myself fucked over. I made the mistake of getting into an argument on this website, which is a mistake because it's designed so that people can attack you. I pissed off this Jermichael guy over, and the next thing I know he's got his best friends negging me and attacking me with insulting comments. I deleted the comments but it'll take a while to get my mod points back up, so I'm pretty annoyed. Not much I can do, though, other than hope his people will stop attacking me.

    • Doctor Leonard Church

      10 years ago

      glurk

      That last episode was actually pretty cool, and it was probably the best among the Reconstruction episodes.

      Didn't think the director had it in him to be an asshole as bad as Church.

    • New series

      11 years ago

      glurk

      I don't like this new RvB series. I mean, I know they had to change things to keep the show original, but it's just not as funny anymore. Back when they were in Blood Gulch, things were simple and it was constant gags and puns. The show didn't take itself seriously and it was funny! But nowadays it's more like a drama laced with some crappy little jokes and it's getting way to complex. I really hope it makes its way back to the simple life where Red and Blue were just trying to kick each others asses...and failing miserably at it.

    • come on new series!

      12 years ago

      glurk

      RVB doesn't seem to be doing much, not much at all. When are they going to create a knew RVB series. What I would suggest is something in Halo 3 in the future. Like, a thirty-year-old sergeant Leonard Church commanding a squad entirely of annoying-but original-rookies, although he is still stuck with Caboose. In the meantime, Lieutenant Sarge would command a similar squad, but still with Simmons and Grif, who are now a corporal and Grif, not surprisingly, still a private. Donut, however, would have been killed or had moved to another squad or something, you know, to get rid of that annoying fucker. The older characters, such as Tucker, a corporal in a different squad, and Sister, like Grif still a private, would appear as cameos in some episodes. That would be fuckin A as long as the new characters are different from the old ones in many ways.

    • Just started

      12 years ago

      glurk

      I just joined this sight, interestingly enough just as episode 100 of RVB comes out, so I don't really know much about the sight. So...hello everyone!

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  • Comments (58)

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Fair enough.

    • stupidsmart

      10 years ago

      well, that's the thing. i dont know where i'd fall.
      i say Marxist-Leninist, with a few Trotskyist traits mixed in.

    • stupidsmart

      10 years ago

      well, basically, Trotsky was a communist, but he believed that a 'Socialist Democracy' could exist.

      his ideals became known as Trotskyism.

    • stupidsmart

      10 years ago

      so, you're Trotskyist?

    • stupidsmart

      10 years ago

      What you need is an intermediate between it and capitalism.


      Socialism.

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      your still weird

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      Canada is weird

    • Popov89

      10 years ago

      a political officer is what it means but there is not proper english translation. not sure if it meant commisar or not but if-so facto they were the same

    • Murf

      10 years ago

      Yea, I an tanker in the army man, i know my stuff. They had T-80, but they were only in Baghdad and OIF1. look at the turret, you see that round thing to the right. it counters the Arbams MRS system and tells the tank crew when they have been targets. 3rd AD "spearheads" were retired in 1992, 3 I.D. were the leading attack forces in OIF1/2 because they didnt have SEP's. cool man, i well be your friend.

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      Happy New Year

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      Not everyone feels the hate and oppression when seeing a tank, personally it more of this.

      "Oh shit, a tank! Hand me the rocket launcher."

      Others feel like they own the universe because it's on their side. It's about you your talking to.

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      Just a little bit into tanks are we?

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Fair enough, but a smart business man remains an unbelievable asshole.

      Good day sir.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Good enough for you?

      It's just like oil price gouging, take something people need and make them pay out the ass to get it. Capitalism destroys both the Earth in general (I don't claim to be a hippie) and people. If you have even one person with a ridiculous amount of money and just one person with none at all, then the person with a lot should be willing to help his fellow man. Capitalism takes the good in people and turns it into selfish paranoia. If one guy lives in a 200 room mansion and another guy lives in a box, will the rich one care? Not even a little bit.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      British Columbia, 45 minutes away from Vancouver. They all come south and wrap their cars around light poles and park in 3 handicapped spots at once.

      What I mean is that most, if not all, communist countries today don't have the capacity to feed their population due to population being to high or shitty conditions or both. America has to pay its farmers not to grow food to keep the corporate wheels turning by controlling the food supply. If we just grew the food that we have the capacity to produce, driving prices down, we could solve a lot of world hunger.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Eh, close enough to being yankees. I live in a major border town, and you guys can't drive for shit.

      I got more than crumbs! I got a bottle of Jack from my dad and 500 rounds for my AK from my Uncle Mickey.

      There's so little food in communist countries because America won't get its ass out of the Cold War and won't sell food to the "enemy", killing thousands of people because their government would be allied to a long a defeated foe.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      I hope you got lot's of good pigrat yankee cowboy gifts.

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      Merry Christmas

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Damn straight man, damn straight. Merry Christmas, happy Hannukah and a joyful Kwanzaa.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Exactly. If the President decides he's going to blow some country to hell, he doesn't give a rat's ass about what anybody but Congress thinks.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Foreign policy really has very little to do with domestic events and opinions.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Especially since they have nukes and weaponized smallpox, anthrax and that shit botox is made of, along with no quams about using them.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      I'm just gonna butt in real quick. Afghanistan is a lost cause. From Alexander the Great to Soviet Russia, they have destroyed and humiliated all foreign powers meddling in their affairs. They fight back because we won't leave, creating our own enemies. For barely being a country, they have ridiculous national pride.

      We can't do jackshit about China, they're army is the size of our whole population.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Au contraire! I don't support the war in Afghanistan, simply because the enemy is now in nuclear-armed Pakistan. The Russian Federation is a Mafia puppet state, designed to make Putin rich and fat. China is the most dangerous nation on the planet, except for the US. The UN is totally useless. Getting in other people's business because you have enough money to bitch at poor people an equal Earth does not make.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Hm...I still haven't asked what your political views are. Being anticommunist doesn't really say anything abut you except that you have some level of patriotism towards NATO.

      What are your views on the political scale?

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Yeah, it's really alright. I appreciate when people have the balls to question other people. Unfortunately, doing this in reallife last night resulted in an unpleasent case of a bottle being smashed over my face.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      Congratulations. I will explain myself to you, and it's not because I'm angry. Quite the contrary. What you do sounds enjoyable.

      Communism makes sense to me because I am part German holocaust survivor, part Northern Irish terrorist, part American Indian, part black and part poor. I live in a dirt hole apartment where people with no other options struggle to survive in a "free" country. I go out my front door and I see homeless people stacked up like cordwood. It's been extremely cold lately, and rather than help him, I saw someone with oppurtunities aplenty laugh and make fun of a sleeping homeless man who froze to death that night. At least half of the homeless around here are veterans of America's ridiculous war's of conquest in the Middle East and South East Asia. I see these people and I think "What the fuck?" simply because less than 5 miles away are $1,000,000 homes and lakeside property. I see this and say that we are all equal, no matter our income. Our society needs to stop being based simply on "crawl your way to the top, leaving the dead and dying behind to make a buck." That dead man and all the other homeless and all the millionaires fretting over their stock portfolio are the reason I am a communist. The Soviets may not have been the best communists ever, but they were some of the few people to bother trying it.

    • PawtucketPat

      10 years ago

      How the fuck did you even find me to comment on my political choices?

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      But most of your population is in those two, so most of Canada are stupid ass hats as you said

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      It's not your fault, geographical and poltical forces just have a gruge against people who live in cold ass places. Look at Russia, it's huge, it's cold, and it's fucked up from the cold war

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      I'm guessing your Canadian

    • Bigums

      10 years ago

      i'm just really bored right now, too much homework

    • sltnHunter6

      10 years ago

      islamic "extremist" did it, the media makes it look like every muslim out there had something to do with it
      there is extremist for everything especially in religion

    • WebSniper117

      10 years ago

      Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Beerbaron2

      10 years ago

      Hey no problem man.. I don't think you should be attack by other members of the site for having an opinion..

      You know it's funny this kinda reminds of RT's PSA about the internet and comparing it to real life.

    • Beerbaron2

      10 years ago

      I kinda see your point about reconstruction 2 months ago.. but you gotta admit it has improved a hell of a lot ever since the trailer came out.


      EDIT: Also it had the best ending ever.

      Post edited 11/03/08 11:06AM

    • Jermicheal

      10 years ago

      You mean middyfrosh, he's just pissed at you for saying reconstruction wasnt good, i never told him to neg mod you

    • Jermicheal

      10 years ago

      Alright, i just put up the retard guy because i knew you would get pissed off at it, and i didnt even see the buildings in the back, i just laughed at the text.
      Your turn

    • Jermicheal

      10 years ago

      I wasn't showing my political beliefs, i couldn't really give 2 flying fucks about who is president. I just put them up because a lot of people comment on funny pictures of him and i'm bored as hell right now

    • Jermicheal

      10 years ago

      yes, i (and half the site + 95% of the US) am the only person that makes fun of politics, mostly GB. Furthermore, i wasnt really laughing at the dead bitch, i was just pointing out that that is what happens to drunk drivers, everyone else laughed at it. Also, if i was a communist, why the fuck would i actually be studying US history. If i really was one i would of said "Fuck this shit" and threw the book out the window on my first day of history class.

      (arguing with dumbasses on the internet is funny, especially when they know less than the president, which isnt much:)

    • Jermicheal

      10 years ago

      you're a communist who doesnt believe in freedom of speech

    • Jermicheal

      10 years ago

      I doubt you're 17, you act like a nine year old who hasn't had his nap yet

    • Jermicheal

      10 years ago

      How do i report you

    • Sc0rpi0

      10 years ago

      Well I was kinda more meaning something like a nice, calming springtime breeze from the south-east, ya know?

    • Sc0rpi0

      10 years ago

      thanks. and I don't know what else could possibly be there after a shot...maybe a breeze?

    • dnoginizr

      10 years ago

      yea i would

    • dnoginizr

      10 years ago

      you know about the tank mech picture i dont know i saw it it looked kick ass and is shows a very possible future

    • Ghost2401

      10 years ago

      I see what you're saying, but either way I am happy with Rvb

    • Ghost2401

      10 years ago

      I like the new RvB series

    • Ghost2401

      10 years ago

      no kidding, thats how I feel, Caboose would be so much better than either of the candidates

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