grail

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    • David (Knuckles Dawson)

      6 years ago

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      My friend, I don't know what caused you to do this but you can rest in peace assured that when I get there I am going to kick your ass. Till we meet again my friend.

    • David (Knuckles Dawson) Dreger Missing

      6 years ago

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      My friend David has gone missing, Please spread this image around to everyone you know. Its real simple I just want my friend to come home. Thanks Randy

    • Son

      6 years ago

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      So walking through the house, I pass by a certain unnamed son of mine. As I pass by he lets out a huge ripper. I damn near gagged, and said "did you eat a person?" His reply "Soylent Green is made out of people!" I was impressed and disgusted at the same time...

    • Kids

      6 years ago

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      Must be doing something right, sitting here watching Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead Or Alive comes on and my 14 year old son starts singing along. Proud Dad.

    • Todays

      6 years ago

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      A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,
      and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses
      there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches
      the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
      "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all
      the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."
      The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks,
      "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first,"
      says the bartender, "those are the rules."
      So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender
      $10 which he stuffs into the jar. "Okay," says the bartender,
      "here's what you need to do:
      First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds
      or less, and you can't make a face while doing it.
      Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back, with a bad tooth.
      You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.
      Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex.
      You have to take care of that problem."
      I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it!
      You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then
      do all those other things!"
      "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
      As time goes on, the man has several drinks and finally says,
      "Where's the damn tequila?!"
      He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
      Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face - and
      he drinks it in 58 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where
      he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar
      hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight - then,
      nothing but silence!
      Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers
      back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding
      from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says,
      "Now...where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"

    • Todays (these made me laugh)

      6 years ago

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      Employee dropped her purse into a coin-operated newspaper box and couldn't retrieve it without change (which was in the purse).

      Employee accidentally left the apartment with his roommate's girlfriend's shoes on and had to go back to change.

      Employee's angry wife had frozen his truck keys in a glass of water in the freezer.

      Employee got a late start because she was putting a raincoat on her cement duck in her front yard (because rain was expected later that day).

      Employee's car wouldn't start because the Breathalyzer showed he was intoxicated.

      Employee attempted to cut his own hair before work and the clippers stopped working, so he had to wait until the barbershop opened to fix his hair.

      A bear attacked an employee's car (had photographic evidence).

      Employee drove to her previous employer by mistake.

      Employee claimed to have delivered a stranger's baby on the side of the highway.

  • Comments (2295)

    • wry80

      9 years ago

      You will read anything? I used to think like that... until I looked up from a Math textbook and realized I was wasting my time... and I hated Math.

    • Karnak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      You would want me to streak wouldn't you smiley6.gif

    • Karnak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I did not forget...hoser.... smiley8.gif

    • Brakus

      9 years ago

      I got paranoid because I spent about an hour friending people on myspace asking them to check out the feature, I thought maybe that was bad, lol.

    • Brakus

      9 years ago

      Yup, it's back up.

    • Brakus

      9 years ago

      Yeah I think the site is under construction, I had the same problem (naturally right after I post ;P)

    • Hale

      9 years ago

      Friggin sweet! Comes with a Shotty and... what is that, an energy drainer? Also, the friggin packaging pose is hilarious.

    • Brakus

      9 years ago

      Thank you, Randy!

    • Karnak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Hmmmmm, it has been awfully cold at work lately...so, maybe?

    • JayCee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      i got the first season dvd set from the local Hastings.. so they do exist...LOL

      and yeah, awesome show, very much a 'cult classic'

    • Kabetz

      9 years ago

      lorry and donovan should be coming over

    • Laird

      9 years ago

      Guess a guy getting on to your age starts going color blind, it is white.

    • Kabetz

      9 years ago

      pfffff............I am not random at all. That was a totally coherent and organized journal entry. You are just insane. *nods*

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      9 years ago

      Oh, ok. I was pretty sure that you didn't see Wicked, but had to ask. My next question was if you were a fan of the A Perfect Circle song "Gravity"...

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      9 years ago

      Did you see Wicked or something? Just wondering about the "DefyngGravty" thing.

    • Hale

      9 years ago

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    • Andymatron

      9 years ago

      fair enough

      Post edited 9/21/09 8:13PM

    • Andymatron

      9 years ago

      than whats the point smiley6.gif

    • Andymatron

      9 years ago

      soooo 3 am my time

      Post edited 9/21/09 7:58PM

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      no, and not like they can stop me anyways...

    • AprilFire

      9 years ago

      I am very glad that you are not showing symptoms. I WILL come visit/babysit the boys if they get sick!! And then die from mortification of getting them sick. Maybe they'll be resistant like their dad!

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      no thanks, I'll just stick to not having to worry about two faced guys out there....

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      I'm very particular on who operates and uses my tools.

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      but I prefer my idea...

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      I'd need someone to operate the saw for me... if you're interested.

    • Brakus

      9 years ago

      Right on, I'm glad to hear that. I'm doing well, trying to get back in a work flow now that Cait is back in school. Trying to get things moving work wise, we shall see.

    • L0gan

      9 years ago

      hahaha.... who am I... ha ha haaaaaaa.... dick! :P

      ;)

    • ayrtonistron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Hey Man, It was good to finally meet you at PAX! Ashley talks about you all the time, so it was good to put a face to the stories! Thanks for the friend-add! smiley1.gif

    • AprilFire

      9 years ago

      Shotgun on the front seat for the drive down to PAX next year! smiley0.gif

      Suck it, Laird! smiley6.gif

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      Got your message, I'll wait till Tuesday to buy it. Whats going on? Hope nothing too shitacular.

    • Andymatron

      9 years ago

      15 and a half more hours and I will be

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      9 years ago

      doesn't look like Thursday is gonna happen.

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      9 years ago

      should be okay, I haven't gone to the bank yet.

      but how's you doing? Getting pumped for PAX?

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      9 years ago

      life is good, I got paid and I can buy a new computer.

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      Was on break when you IM'd earlier. Hopefully we can talk tonite.

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      Dammit, I totally bozoned my alarm, and I was really wanting to talk to you tonite. Guess I won't really talk with you till next week.... Oh well, have fun this weekend.

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      9 years ago

      I can haz friend?

    • lillie450

      9 years ago

      thank you sweet heart *kisses*

    • Laird

      9 years ago

      After you done work, give me a call. That thing you asked me about where we need to go visit well at pax is yes.

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      currently I have a cat across my head and back... you?

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      You die?

    • lillie450

      9 years ago

      yep

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      Hey, if I work myself ragged for them, it'll give me more leverage to ask for a month off... and give me more money....

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      That's it, you're dead, I'll just come up to kill you and thats it...

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      I'm gonna fucking hurt you so badly... AND STOP STALKING ME!!! smiley4.gif

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      9 years ago

      not that many famous Ray's, had to go with what I knew smiley1.gif

    • ABYSS_GK

      9 years ago

      I want to hurt you

    • spastic_jedi

      9 years ago

      the sheer amount of Star Wars on your page is enough to make one jealous...

      :) I thoroughly enjoy it

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