grail

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    • todays

      9 years ago

      grail

      Looking to expand your Country music collection, may we suggest some of these all time favorites?

      Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

      (Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill

      I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

      If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long

      I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy

      Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind

      Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me

      Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed

      You're A Cross I Can't Bear

      It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me

      I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue

      I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

      You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me

      Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

      Heaven's Just A Sin Away

      She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

      Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

      You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

      Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

      If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You

      I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

      If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure

      It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad

      I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

      She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

      I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)

      I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

      If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will

      Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

      If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)

      Touch Me With More Than Your Hands

      I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

      The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"

      Do You Love As Good As You Look

      I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

      When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)

      My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You

      You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

      And There Was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

      How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

      He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk!

      Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You that I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?

    • todays

      9 years ago

      grail

      HER DIARY

      Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
      meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
      long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
      he made no comment on it.

      Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
      so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
      was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
      was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
      and not to worry about it.

      On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
      kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't
      say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
      completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
      there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

      Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
      minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
      caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
      his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know
      what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
      My life is a disaster.



      HIS DIARY

      My Snowmobile wouldn't start today, can't figure out why, but at least I
      got laid.


      My stats:
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      You have made 14282 posts, 2000 journal entries, and 4 forum threads.
      You watch 16 users, while 94 watch you.
      You have received 7310 (mostly positive) mods and given out 6104 (mostly positive) mods.
      Journal
      You have made 2000 journal entries, with an average of 5.13 comments per entry.
      Your most popular journal was Contest (1000 mod points) with 176 comments.
      Every 0.95 days you add a new journal, usually on Wednesday nights, as with 299 (14.95%) of your journals.
      Forum Threads
      You have made 4 forum threads, with an average of 85.25 posts per entry.
      Your most popular thread was Ghost Rider Movie with 238 posts.
      Every 474.26 days you post a new thread, usually on Monday nights, as with 2 (50%) of your threads.

    • Number 2000

      9 years ago

      grail

      Journal #2000

      Holy shit I have done 2000 journals on this site…yes I know I should get a life. I have thought for the last couple weeks what I should write about in this journal and I have figured it out. I am going to write about my friends here. Simple right, not really but I am going to try. There will be one I will not speak about and I am sure most of you know which one, those of you that don’t there is a lot of bad blood with this person. Anyway in the order they are on my friends list here we go.

      lukemckay: you have been one of my best friends since we first met, you help me through a shitty detail and I will always have your back.
      Knuckles_D: have only known you for a while but you are good people, and that was a wicked costume on Halloween.
      ErokDragun: your journals make me smile every time you put one up. I miss the days of the council.
      kzuelch: you are easiest the sweetest person I have ever had the privileged to know, please come to Canwest or PAX this coming year, or better yet both!
      Brakus: Chris, damn dude why haven’t you come out to the left coast yet? I remember the day I met you on the site…â€ÂDo you like the NJO?â€Â
      JEDICAB: I have never met you in person but at one point I knew what you drove. Its messed up we have never met in person and live so close.
      JaggedFel: my friend that loves ewoks… I am some fucking dead now aren’t I? Another fellow council member that has disappeared.
      katanafleetd: your gone now and every time I think about you and the times we had on the various forums driving people insane my heart grows heavy, Rest In Peace Chris, I will see you again when this is all over…
      SPLChamps: Where in the hell did you go? Seriously it’s been like over a year since we last talked, you better have been bloody well real busy.
      jedimaster3: another one that has disappeared into the internet, man we were running a forum together, whats up?
      SuperGenius: I see you online as I write this, what’s up man, life treating you right and all that?
      solicemoon: you know I have had you on my msn for years and I can honestly say I don’t think we have ever talked there.
      Dopp: you bought a house, you have a beautiful wife and gorgeous daughter, you lucky bastard.
      Laird: my best friend, if you hadn’t answered that phone that night, where the hell would I be right now, I will have your back any day you need me.
      ren19: the fireball of the internet, is it just me guys or is there some totally mesmerizing about rens ass?
      victorstrong: I hope everything is going good with the son and if you need help now or in the future just call me.
      chillard: my boys miss playing with you and the wife. We have got to get together sometime soon.
      honeyvixen: as I just said with your husband we need to do something soon, and happy birthday Char.

    • todays (this is journal 1999)

      9 years ago

      grail

      The ski season is finally here. This list of exercises will help you get ready...

      - Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.

      - Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.

      - Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.

      - If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses.

      - Throw away a hundred dollar bill - RIGHT NOW!

      - Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically
      drop things.

      - Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.

      - Buy a new pair of gloves and IMMEDIATELY THROW ONE AWAY!

      - Secure one of your ankles to a bedpost and ask a friend to run into you at high speed.

      - Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger. Be sure you are in the longest line.

      - Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket, get on a motorcycle and ride fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.

      - Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm and you're following an 18-wheeler.

      - Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip onto your clothes.

      - Slam your thumb in a car door and don't bother to go see a doctor.

      * Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until you're ready for the real thing!

    • todays

      9 years ago

      grail

      Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

      What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

      Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

      What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

      Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

      Tiger is changing his name to "Cheetah"

      Which course gives Tiger the most trouble? Intercourse.

      What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Norwegian.

      Why was Tiger in such a hurry at 2:30? He was late getting to the next hole.

      Don't you know a pro golfer must play 72 HOLES.

    • todays

      9 years ago

      grail

      Little April was asleep in class and her teacher tried to catch her out and asked April, who created this Universe?

      When April didn't stir her friend little Johnny came to the rescue and pricked her in the back with a pen. April jumped up and said: God Almighty!.

      The teacher was determineed to catch her out and said April: Who is our saviour? Johnny came to the rescue again and April shouted: Jesus christ!.

      The teacher was determinied to catch her out and asked her: What did Eve say to Adam when she had her 23rd child?
      April didn't flinch, little Johnny came to the rescue once again and April shouted out: If you stick that fucking thing in me one more time i'll break it off and shove it up your arse!

    • todays

      9 years ago

      grail

      Government Job

      A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the hole. The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road.

      "I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can into a trash container and heading down the road toward the men.

      "Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with all this digging and refilling?"

      "Well, we work for the government and we're just dong our job," one of the men said.

      "But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"

      "You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow.

      "Normally there's three of us: me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree and Leroy, here, puts the dirt back. Now just because Elmer's sick, that don't mean that Leroy and me can't work."

    • todays (classic)

      9 years ago

      grail

      Wise Thoughts

      Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


      Life is sexually transmitted.


      Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


      Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
      a sandwich.


      Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
      and they won't bother you for weeks.


      Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
      help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...


      Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.


      All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


      Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
      saves you thirty cents?

    • todays (classic)

      9 years ago

      grail

      Lessons I've learned...

      I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

      I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

      I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

      I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

      I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think.

      I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

      I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

      I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

      I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

      I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

      I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the
      local paper.

      I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

      I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

    • todays

      9 years ago

      grail

      Just a reminder, tomorrow is 'Hug a Retard Day'.



      So don't freak out like you did last year..............



      Nobody’s trying to steal your fucking helmet!

  • Comments (2295)

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      DUDE!

      ps. clemmenson sucks..

    • GirlAverage

      13 years ago

      I'm not sure what I did. :O I'm curious though lol!

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      heh, right? I take it you were able to view it.

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      yes they did!!! i was watching! they actually had 3 PP goals!!!

      Marty is going to get a rest tomorrow, and then i'm seeing the Maple leafs game on new years eve!!!

    • BigWillieLL6

      13 years ago

      My brother, the married one, who likes Fullscreen DVDs got it.

    • sarlume FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Hi! Thanks for the comment. He's 5 years old. *sniffle* He's growing up so fast!

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

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      Merry X-Mas

      Santa's bringing you a bad girl

    • Dementia

      13 years ago

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    • DANIEL242172

      13 years ago

      marry christmas

    • Laird

      13 years ago

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      WORT WORT WORT!

    • Impavide117

      13 years ago

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    • Pop_Eye

      13 years ago

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    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      lol, what's up man?

      i'm just sitting here in the comp lab, waiting for my final at 7:45...

    • iceman42892

      13 years ago

      i learned most of my sw stuff from kotor
      well from ancient sw times

    • iceman42892

      13 years ago

      lol funny about pics

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      was a great game.

      dude they need to get their PP going. But then again, it was like their old selves, shit power play, but solid Defense.

      was a nerve racking game none the less. Was wierd seeing Lou behind the bench, i wonder who's gunna be their new coach. Albalen is coming back too, taking over Malakov's spot who is bitching out.

    • SuperGenius FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

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      MERRY CHRISTMAS
      From: SuperGenius

      Post edited 12/19/05 11:25PM

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      rofl, dude i was just s0o0o0 damn bored LOL!

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      there's a whole list LOL

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      ?

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      yeah, he's lucky it came on afterwards, but we missed the beginning

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      What do I need to see a doctor about? o.0

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      indeed. ^_^

      my new room looks nice and peaceful. *hopes* ^.^;

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      lol XP

      indeed? o.0

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      lol. I'm sure you would have had fun at the party. :P

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      watchlist raper...LOL

      You're welcome? XP

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      I dont remember!! LOL

    • SPLChamps

      13 years ago

      Try again, I think I fixed it.

    • DeeMonstar

      13 years ago

      DO NOT ADD AN IMAGE, CHANGE YOUR TITLE, OR OTHERWISE CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR ACCOUNT. ADDING JOURNALS IS OK BUT SPREAD THE WORD OR YOU WILL BE AFFECTED BY THE SITE GLITCH.

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      rofl, i added another segment, and lmao he just replied to your comment

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      LOL yeah i have to keep moving, or the man will find me! LOL

    • grunthos2

      13 years ago

      inspector Grail..........woohoo! dadadadadad!

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      Thank yoooou!!!

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      Mwaa ha ha haa!

      One day you'll fall for it :p

    • Dementia

      13 years ago

      Hey the first one is beautiful so it can't be too bad. smiley0.gif

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      yeah, i'm bitter, i wanted my team to be number 1 lol

      dude, do you still go on windows messenger? i always forget about it, you need to get AIM Titon, things awesome

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      ah, sure sure, sure thing. hmm, it can be done..it can be done.

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      from where?

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      dude it kicked ass

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      13 years ago

      So are I.

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      What fish fetish? o.0

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      >.<

      I meant to give you either a funny or a ditto... while I was trying to decide I accidentally hit 'cool' instead. >.< sorry. :(

    • grunthos2

      13 years ago

      The Alien Attack 6 of 6

      The Alien Palace had tons of Yurls. This was going to be a mind fuck and a half. E.D. took them all out and kept running to the top of the giant tower. There was a big ugly alien, green and gunky looking. It took one swift swing to knock E.D. back..........killed the aliens, but got sent back six years ago.......when the aliens attacked

      Start in Electrongirl's profile

    • grunthos2

      13 years ago

      Ian McKellan is gay......I am sorry man, I know you wanted him.........wait, that COULD work

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      theres snow outside here...I hate the white crap...

      Ohhhh... I want to be someplace it snows. XP

      and I'm prefectly fine with white cr*p as in snow... if it's white bird cr*p I'm not nearly so fond... o.0

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      I wouldn't think of it. you comment a lot. ^_^ I like it! =D

    • laeria

      13 years ago

      thanks :P

    • GavinShard

      13 years ago

      Inspired by Sandy, Burner2... Merry Christmas!
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    • burner2

      13 years ago

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    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      YES SIR WHAT A GREAT GAME@!

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