greatgeg

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from Tonawanda, NY

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    • da story of weasel newt the weasel

      13 years ago

      greatgeg

      weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

      so i had a weaseal, and its name was weasel, and its last name was newt, and it could fly for about 2 feet and aobut an inch or so high. So it went on adventures, and got stuck in a bottle and was captured by the evil tiny power that squeaks every time it moves, and was made into a table by being bit by the evil vampire table and was then used as toothpicks for people at the movie theatuer who bought a chicken pot pie. Then the radioactive chicken ran by and a giant E fell on it and a B and G fell and it spelled BIG and a person threw a nacho at it that got the G cheesy, so captian flowers came and ate the cheese and hugged it unitl is called him daddy. Then a movie ended and a few people ran into the BIG letters, and one person died, and then bubble wrap came and save the day, yet again, and up in the sky was a plane, so a bird, so it was a plane, and it passed by, then super blah came and said "blah" and his head blew up and fell off. Then church rode by on a moon rover and caboose ran after him. Ok, so back to the main story, now after weasel newt didn't return home, I went to look for him, but first i decided to get some doughnuts, so i went over to the doughnut shop and the buy behind the counter said "yeah, what do ya want?" *insert guitar solo here* and I got a white chream doughnut. Then I met an alien that went "blarg blarg honk" and so I called the police to arrest Fred for commiting suicide. The police gave me a ride to the mall where weasel was last seen, so I went inside. First i had to venture through SEARS to get to the hallway. On my way through the mall I met my friend Gerald and I asked him if he had seen weasel newt, and he said "no, but i do know where Ferret owl is, because I left him at home" so I responded "oky, thanks i guess"and I continued my search. After stopping at a few stores, I came to the food court. First I bought some tacos and a mountain dew, and while I was ordering, GIR came and ate all the tacos they had, and then was captured by Dib and take away. So i ate my tacos and drank my mountain dewe and while throwing them away I stumbled upon a strange table. This table decided to try to bite me, but I pulled out my handy brick and it accidentaly bit the brick and broke its teeth. This made it run away, then I found the security officer and asked if he had seen Weasel Newt the Weasel. The officer responded "o, I saw him gettin attacked by the evil table". so i asked "well, didnt you do anything about it?" and he said "what would I do? what do I look like? and officer? o wait, thats right, i am, oops" so I asked "well what happened to him?" and he told me what he saw and I was saddened by the loss, so I decided to go get a new pet, so I went over to the pet store and started looking. I looked over many animals starting with the hyper monkeys to the quaint porkupines, but as my new pet, i chose an austrailian comodo dragon (it only cost me 7,352.37 gil). and so i had to name it, and decided its name should be albert the comodo dragon. shortly thereafter I found out Albert was special because he could eat wood. so we became lumberjacks and we didnt care. we lived a very happy life together for many years in the forest of teh echidnas making enough to fend for ourselves in our log cabin. but one day, pochers captured Albert, and in doing so, crushed his spirit, so he died, so i sued the pochers and made a lot of money and thats when i met alexandria, she was a theacher, and had hair the color of strange peaches, and we became friends and she help me pick out my new pet at the pet store. This time I decided to get a kitty kat. We named the kitty kat jazz and it loved water, so we went and lived by a lake with sea-doos and boats and a beach and Jazz would swim with us and we retired from our jobs and lived happily ever after

      de ind!

    • 2019 years ago

      greatgeg
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    • axertsl

      12 years ago

      I love staring at your back!!!.... O_O

    • Diz5652

      12 years ago

      wow......
      its true greg, u havent been on
      lol
      doesnt AJ have 1?
      if he does can u tell me it?

    • torryrocksme

      13 years ago

      "Welcome" to the site; hope you have a great time here. smiley1.gif

    • HavokBlue

      13 years ago

      Ok, Its un paused.

    • greatgeg

      13 years ago

      what now?

    • axertsl

      13 years ago

      blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • axertsl

      13 years ago

      ya that game

    • greatgeg

      13 years ago

      its strikethrough, and i stopped that already well, some requests probly from that game, that was fun :-P

    • axertsl

      13 years ago

      ya greag stop doing that

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      For some reason, I just got five random friend requests this last hour!

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