THE FEMALEÃ¢â‚¬â„¢S RULES
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male to know all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
19. The Male must never at any time refuse to act upon a command given by the Female.
20. If the Female asks a question, the Male is subject to answer purely as the Female wishes said question to be answered.
21. If rule 20 is violated, the Male must sleep on the couch for one night per violation.
THE MALES RULES
1. The five second rule is legit for longer then five seconds
2. In the event of a game on television, all else in non-existent
3. If the Female complains about something that needs to be done, try applying rule 2.
4. The male is at complete right to buy any and every video game at any time.
5. The maleÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s RULES are subject to change only in the event of previously unthought-of circumstances.
6. In the event of an unthought-of circumstance, the male must deny that it wasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t previously thought of.
7. The lawn will eventually mow itself.
8. The maleÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s car is everything and over mines rule 2.
9. When youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re drunk, the couch will become your best friend.
10. Purple and Pink are never ever manly. Never wear them.
11. The Female must iron the males shirt and pants
12. The Female must not complain about the toilet seat.
13. The Female mustnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t ever ask the Male if she looks fat or a question that isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t meant to be answered honestly.
14. Birthdays, Valentines day, and anniversaries arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t quests to see if the Male can find the perfect gift, and the Female must admit as such.
15. The Male must never be able to shop properly.
16. Peeing while standing is harder, the Male is bound to miss sometimes.
17. The Male only has enough intelligence to pick between his own three pairs of shoes. The Female mustnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t make him choose which pair of her thirty she should wear.
18. All comments become inaccessible for arguments after the period of one full week.
19. The Female can order the Male to do something OR tell the Male how, but not both.
20. If it itches, it will be scratched.
21. Chuck Norris is the manliest man ever!
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THE FEMALEÃ¢â‚¬â„¢S RULES
11 years agogreen_dog
51% emo, this is news
 I like skinny jeans
[x] Music is life.
[x] I write poetry/song lyrics.
[x] My hair covers part of my face
 I wear band shirts
 I know who Jeffree Star is.
 I wear/wore converse.
 I wear/wore vans.
 I wear/wore eyeliner
 I have/had my lip pierced
 I listen to Saves The Day, Emanual, or Saliva.
Total = 3
[x] IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m in a band.
 My screen name had an x in it
[x] I like My Chemical Romance
[X] I also like Green Day
[X] I know what mosh means.
[X] I sit in corners often.
 I hate MTV.
 I take pictures of myself a lot.....with other people's cameras!!! lol
 Especially ones where you canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t see my whole face.
Total = 5
[X] I am lost without a cd player/my iPod/mp3
[x] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[x] I have no issues with bi/gay people
[x] I hate the president/primeminister
 I have/had a mohawk.
 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve worn black nail polish
[x] I like slipknot
 I hate where I live......i want to see the world but I dont hate it
[x] Black is a great color
Total = 6
[x] Right now I am listening to music
 I know what hxc and sxc means.
 MySpace = love - tbh what else is there
[x] Hot Topic doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t scare me.
 I wear/wore studded belts.
 IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve cried while listening to Hawthorne Heights.
 I wear/have worn skinny jeans.
 I have dyed my hair black.
 I cry a lot
 I write on myself.
[x] IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve been called emo before.....not that I can recall
Total total = 17
times by 3
What time is it now? 8:38
Smoked a cigarette? no
Drank so much you threw up? no
Crashed a friend's car? if my grandma is a friend then yes
Stolen a car? No
Been in love? yep
Been dumped? yes
Been laid off/fired? yes from DQ no less
Quit your job? kinda
Been in a fist fight? more then enough
Snuck out of your parent's house? Yes, believe or not for a school assignment
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? We all do
Gone on a Blind Date? not really
Lied to a Friend? it's likely
Skipped School? Only when I was sick
Seen someone die? Yes
Been to Canada? No but it don't sound too bad
Been to Mexico? My parents went I don't really want to
Been on a plane? several times
Been lost? Yes
Been on the opposite side of the country? No, well I went to the bottom of it
Gone to Washington, DC? No
Swam in the ocean? yes in two different places
Felt like dying? Not for a long time
Cried yourself to sleep? I don't cry a lot anymore, don't really remember past yesterday so i don't know when
Played cops and robbers? Not for years, but now I want to
Recently colored with crayons? Nope
Sang karaoke? I get a lot of requests
Made prank phone calls...? yes to the sucide hotline, great time
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Sprite, the fizz was bad, and other things
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? I tried
Danced in the rain? and sing my friends, and sing
Written a letter to Santa Claus? No, not really
Been kissed under the mistletoe? No
Watched the sun rise with someone you care about? Never with a girlfriend but once with my dad
Blown bubbles? Ages ago
Made a bonfire on the beach? Long ago
Crashed a party? The lady hit me with a broom, not fun
Gone roller-skating? I need to again some time
Ice-skating? yes, I flipped over the edge, only been twice
Any nicknames? Chris, HR, hylian rider, Hugo Reed
Body piercing? I used to have an earring stud. Looked really bad so I got rid of it.
Favorite vacation spot? Anywhere that is cold
Ever been to Africa? Nope, don't plan to
Ever steal any traffic signs? No, I hate people who do that
Ever been in an accident? Yes, twice, once it was my fault (stupid responsible insurence)
2 Door or 4 Door? 4 door, 2 doors are usually, too small
Salad dressing? Don't like salad
Favorite pie? not too fond of pie
Favorite Number? 2 or 5
Favorite movie? Oh, that's hard... Idk
Favorite holiday? New years eve, or thanksgiving
Favorite food? chicken or ham
Favorite day of the week? Friday, it's payday
Favorite brand of body soap? Anything axe
Favorite TV shows ? family guy, futurerama, Naruto... What? It's about ninjas! How cool is that? also I like who's line is it anyway
Favorite Toothpaste? chreast, creast, cerast, can't spell it....
Favorite smell? Um... idk
What do you do to relax? write, sleep, play video games, play guitar.
Message to your friends reading this? laugh at me then do it so I can laugh at you
How do you see yourself in 10 years? A writer or rock star
What do you do when you are bored? Write, sing, work
What do you enjoy receiving? time to myself to think.
What time is it now? 8:45
11 years agogreen_dog
I'm translating one of my songs to german, then singing it, it is hard! I don't know how often you guys have to fit a bar that's been doubled into half of the orignal time, but it ain't easy. Well, I'll let you know how it goes, hey I may even put it on Youtube later.
11 years agogreen_dog
There are several reasons that we may stand back any stand in line with everyone else. Fear is one of the most common. Why oppose the people? Why put yourself in danger like that? Simple. You won't. Fear keeps us down. If we are so stupid as to be kept behind our own bars the outside world matters not.
I see no reason to fear the everyday man, for he has no more then I do, except the set stupidity that comes with age. Thusly, as I have said before, if we wait this will not work. I can not speak for you.
Personally I have no wish to become a man who sat back and watched the corruption move on! We are the youth, not just of America, but of the world. We dislike many others because they are from a country. We are at war with Iraq after many years.
What we need to be doing is steping down from our high pearch and making alliences. This must be said. Make them listen with the ears that have been long shut on their heads. I can not and will not be the only one to talk here.
Speak, be heard. I have already said the first strike. I have spoken, taught the truth to people. I can't do it alone. Here, we must band together. We must speak. If only one hundred do this it is a lost cause.
However, three hundred is a respected attempt and sets an agenda. Five hundred? It is then a party and an amazing feat. If we were to ever have one thousand people on this cause, the goverment will begin to hear us.
This can not be held to Missouri alone and yet we seem to think that I alone can do this. Post below! Speak my brothers and sisters! Lend the world your voice! Tell me that you are here to fight with me shoulder-to-shoulder against the cruelity that has so long been seen and allowed.
We are the future of America.
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