green_dog

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    • THE RULES

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      THE FEMALE’S RULES

      1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

      2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

      3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

      4. If the Female suspects the Male to know all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

      5. The Female is never wrong.

      6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

      7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

      8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

      9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The
      Female.

      10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

      11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

      12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

      13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

      14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

      15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

      16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

      17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

      18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

      19. The Male must never at any time refuse to act upon a command given by the Female.

      20. If the Female asks a question, the Male is subject to answer purely as the Female wishes said question to be answered.

      21. If rule 20 is violated, the Male must sleep on the couch for one night per violation.


      THE MALES RULES

      1. The five second rule is legit for longer then five seconds

      2. In the event of a game on television, all else in non-existent

      3. If the Female complains about something that needs to be done, try applying rule 2.

      4. The male is at complete right to buy any and every video game at any time.

      5. The male’s RULES are subject to change only in the event of previously unthought-of circumstances.

      6. In the event of an unthought-of circumstance, the male must deny that it wasn’t previously thought of.

      7. The lawn will eventually mow itself.

      8. The male’s car is everything and over mines rule 2.

      9. When you’re drunk, the couch will become your best friend.

      10. Purple and Pink are never ever manly. Never wear them.

      11. The Female must iron the males shirt and pants

      12. The Female must not complain about the toilet seat.

      13. The Female mustn’t ever ask the Male if she looks fat or a question that isn’t meant to be answered honestly.

      14. Birthdays, Valentines day, and anniversaries aren’t quests to see if the Male can find the perfect gift, and the Female must admit as such.

      15. The Male must never be able to shop properly.

      16. Peeing while standing is harder, the Male is bound to miss sometimes.

      17. The Male only has enough intelligence to pick between his own three pairs of shoes. The Female mustn’t make him choose which pair of her thirty she should wear.

      18. All comments become inaccessible for arguments after the period of one full week.

      19. The Female can order the Male to do something OR tell the Male how, but not both.

      20. If it itches, it will be scratched.

      21. Chuck Norris is the manliest man ever!

    • PICK ONE

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      DO IT

    • Two redone polls.

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      51% emo, this is news

      [] I like skinny jeans
      [x] Music is life.
      [x] I write poetry/song lyrics.
      [x] My hair covers part of my face
      [] I wear band shirts
      [] I know who Jeffree Star is.
      [] I wear/wore converse.
      [] I wear/wore vans.
      [] I wear/wore eyeliner
      [] I have/had my lip pierced
      [] I listen to Saves The Day, Emanual, or Saliva.

      Total = 3

      [x] I’m in a band.
      [] My screen name had an x in it
      [x] I like My Chemical Romance
      [X] I also like Green Day
      [X] I know what mosh means.
      [X] I sit in corners often.
      [] I hate MTV.
      [] I take pictures of myself a lot.....with other people's cameras!!! lol
      [] Especially ones where you can’t see my whole face.

      Total = 5

      [X] I am lost without a cd player/my iPod/mp3
      [x] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
      [x] I have no issues with bi/gay people
      [x] I hate the president/primeminister
      [] I have/had a mohawk.
      [] I’ve worn black nail polish
      [x] I like slipknot
      [] I hate where I live......i want to see the world but I dont hate it
      [x] Black is a great color

      Total = 6

      [x] Right now I am listening to music
      [] I know what hxc and sxc means.
      [] MySpace = love - tbh what else is there
      [x] Hot Topic doesn’t scare me.
      [] I wear/wore studded belts.
      [] I’ve cried while listening to Hawthorne Heights.
      [] I wear/have worn skinny jeans.
      [] I have dyed my hair black.
      [] I cry a lot
      [] I write on myself.
      [x] I’ve been called emo before.....not that I can recall

      Total=3

      Total total = 17

      times by 3

      What time is it now? 8:38
      Smoked a cigarette? no
      Drank so much you threw up? no
      Crashed a friend's car? if my grandma is a friend then yes
      Stolen a car? No
      Been in love? yep
      Been dumped? yes
      Been laid off/fired? yes from DQ no less
      Quit your job? kinda
      Been in a fist fight? more then enough
      Snuck out of your parent's house? Yes, believe or not for a school assignment
      Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? We all do
      Gone on a Blind Date? not really
      Lied to a Friend? it's likely
      Skipped School? Only when I was sick
      Seen someone die? Yes
      Been to Canada? No but it don't sound too bad
      Been to Mexico? My parents went I don't really want to
      Been on a plane? several times
      Been lost? Yes
      Been on the opposite side of the country? No, well I went to the bottom of it
      Gone to Washington, DC? No
      Swam in the ocean? yes in two different places
      Felt like dying? Not for a long time
      Cried yourself to sleep? I don't cry a lot anymore, don't really remember past yesterday so i don't know when
      Played cops and robbers? Not for years, but now I want to
      Recently colored with crayons? Nope
      Sang karaoke? I get a lot of requests
      Made prank phone calls...? yes to the sucide hotline, great time
      Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Sprite, the fizz was bad, and other things
      Caught a snowflake on your tongue? I tried
      Danced in the rain? and sing my friends, and sing
      Written a letter to Santa Claus? No, not really
      Been kissed under the mistletoe? No
      Watched the sun rise with someone you care about? Never with a girlfriend but once with my dad
      Blown bubbles? Ages ago
      Made a bonfire on the beach? Long ago
      Crashed a party? The lady hit me with a broom, not fun
      Gone roller-skating? I need to again some time
      Ice-skating? yes, I flipped over the edge, only been twice
      Any nicknames? Chris, HR, hylian rider, Hugo Reed
      Tattoos? No
      Body piercing? I used to have an earring stud. Looked really bad so I got rid of it.
      Favorite vacation spot? Anywhere that is cold
      Ever been to Africa? Nope, don't plan to
      Ever steal any traffic signs? No, I hate people who do that
      Ever been in an accident? Yes, twice, once it was my fault (stupid responsible insurence)
      2 Door or 4 Door? 4 door, 2 doors are usually, too small
      Salad dressing? Don't like salad
      Favorite pie? not too fond of pie
      Favorite Number? 2 or 5
      Favorite movie? Oh, that's hard... Idk
      Favorite holiday? New years eve, or thanksgiving
      Favorite food? chicken or ham
      Favorite day of the week? Friday, it's payday
      Favorite brand of body soap? Anything axe
      Favorite TV shows ? family guy, futurerama, Naruto... What? It's about ninjas! How cool is that? also I like who's line is it anyway
      Favorite Toothpaste? chreast, creast, cerast, can't spell it....
      Favorite smell? Um... idk
      What do you do to relax? write, sleep, play video games, play guitar.
      Message to your friends reading this? laugh at me then do it so I can laugh at you
      How do you see yourself in 10 years? A writer or rock star
      What do you do when you are bored? Write, sing, work
      What do you enjoy receiving? time to myself to think.
      What time is it now? 8:45

    • Well School's out

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      Check out my youtube account and my myspace for vids and music by yours truly

    • I was robbed.

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      Somebody broke into my car and stole all my cash! I am so bummed right now.

    • I beat the ring of death!!

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      My 360 had the ring of death, (look it up) and I left it running for a while, turned it off then turned it back on and it worked. Awesome.

    • It's my b-day,

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      So yeah, it's kinda cool and all. We'll I'm going to salt lake city to ski, see ya all in a week.

    • I'm just having a bad day

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      First, my laptop decided to break, then I dropped my keys in the engine, then the stupid car decides to break. Lastly, the jumpstarter I bought last night didn't even work, so yeah, great joy.

    • I can't believe how hard it is.

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      I'm translating one of my songs to german, then singing it, it is hard! I don't know how often you guys have to fit a bar that's been doubled into half of the orignal time, but it ain't easy. Well, I'll let you know how it goes, hey I may even put it on Youtube later.

    • Cowards and fools.

      11 years ago

      green_dog

      There are several reasons that we may stand back any stand in line with everyone else. Fear is one of the most common. Why oppose the people? Why put yourself in danger like that? Simple. You won't. Fear keeps us down. If we are so stupid as to be kept behind our own bars the outside world matters not.

      I see no reason to fear the everyday man, for he has no more then I do, except the set stupidity that comes with age. Thusly, as I have said before, if we wait this will not work. I can not speak for you.

      Personally I have no wish to become a man who sat back and watched the corruption move on! We are the youth, not just of America, but of the world. We dislike many others because they are from a country. We are at war with Iraq after many years.

      What we need to be doing is steping down from our high pearch and making alliences. This must be said. Make them listen with the ears that have been long shut on their heads. I can not and will not be the only one to talk here.

      Speak, be heard. I have already said the first strike. I have spoken, taught the truth to people. I can't do it alone. Here, we must band together. We must speak. If only one hundred do this it is a lost cause.

      However, three hundred is a respected attempt and sets an agenda. Five hundred? It is then a party and an amazing feat. If we were to ever have one thousand people on this cause, the goverment will begin to hear us.

      This can not be held to Missouri alone and yet we seem to think that I alone can do this. Post below! Speak my brothers and sisters! Lend the world your voice! Tell me that you are here to fight with me shoulder-to-shoulder against the cruelity that has so long been seen and allowed.

      We are the future of America.

  • About Me

  • Comments (415)

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Yeah fuckin right. Face it, man. You don't underatand what love really is. You crush on me for a long time, think i'm out to kill you. Then you get your first girl friend, and you think that she's the one. Wow. You're such a fuck.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Yeah, whatever. You love me. Face it. Well, look. Maybe you can speak at my funeral.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Yeah. Okay, sweety pie. You think your life sucks. You don't know how life *really* goes.I pitty you and how you think everything's so bad. Don't talk to me.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Uh, Dude, i already know that you don't hate me. Do you think that it's so hard to see?

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Hm. Must be Julia, then. Oh well, what can you do? And sweety? You don't have to hate me to make me feel better. Actually, you're getting pretty good at making me feel like shit.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Oh, really? I thought you reserved a spot for me...darn. Looks like i'll have to go up to heaven where God told me to.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Yeah. Whatever.

    • yoyomonkey

      12 years ago

      Oh, I see. That's better. The title just sounded harsh.

    • yoyomonkey

      12 years ago

      Hm... I know what you mean. People make mistakes though, and you have to forgive them sometimes. Sometimes it's hard, sometimes you can't. Sometimes it just seems pointless, which is what it seems you're thinking. But I think you need to just wait and see where life takes you. New friends come. And new people are born out of old enemies.

    • yoyomonkey

      12 years ago

      Well I'm all for that, I mean I think there's a lot of things in life you need to be blunt and harsh with. You need to say things how they are and not play games and cover them up. But with something like friends... Well from what I've experienced, I don't believe you can choose friends. They just kind of come to you. You build bonds and grow to love eachother.

    • aboosecay

      12 years ago

      except that i was your friend
      until i noticed you starting to turn into this
      when you started acting like the jerk you are

    • aboosecay

      12 years ago

      it's better to be on that list than your friends list
      i hate to have to talk to you all the time

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Actually, yes.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      I see.

    • aboosecay

      12 years ago

      i'm done
      i'm gonna block you again
      i won't insult you anymore
      just leave me alone and i'll do the same

    • aboosecay

      12 years ago

      i concur

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      You've turned into a real ass.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      I see.

    • aboosecay

      12 years ago

      when have i lied to you?
      i'm not blind to what peopel have to say.
      what does it matter if i can think quickly, how does that harm you and make me not trustworthy?
      I can keep secrets to save my life, just not when i think a person needs to know this secret to save their life or yours

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      It offends me how you speak to me.

    • aboosecay

      12 years ago

      because i'm not a mean or horrible person
      i can be trusted

    • aboosecay

      12 years ago

      ok how about this i'll leave you alone and i won't even insult you behind your back
      if you leave me alone and don't insult me
      deal?
      truce?

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      So you were attacking me?

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Very tru, love. But are you making any indirect point that you do not like the way i am using my rights?

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      I have a right to be a bitch, sweet.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Pitty is a rather disgusting thing in my book.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      ew, you pitty me?

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Yeah. Well, oh well. I guess you can't know everything. But i still suspect that song was about me.

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Honey, you just don't know how to read girls yet, do you?

    • Stuntz

      12 years ago

      Uh you were mad at me?

    • aboosecay

      12 years ago

      i haven't said anything to you in a LONG time
      at least not directly or at school

    • green_dog

      12 years ago

      cool

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      nothin just sitting here waitng to head to a broadway play

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      idk

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      srry

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      why not

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      yea

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      nothin much

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      hey

    • Gerot

      12 years ago

      that sucks man, try to hug her and make her feel safe and loved.

    • Gerot

      12 years ago

      hehe, that sounds like fun... so is your girl friend doing alright?

    • Gerot

      12 years ago

      hehe, I'm sorry if I sounded kinda jerkish.. must have been a moment I have....

      well anyways, how are ya?

    • Gerot

      12 years ago

      Great comeback Mr. Green... I mean really... you didn't even try!

    • Gerot

      12 years ago

      Hehe, you play to much monkey games my friend...

    • Gerot

      12 years ago

      I play a lot of games, catch a lot of qoutes and junk, its all good fun ^_^

    • Gerot

      12 years ago

      ahh, come on I want it!

      also I'll give you a cookie! ^_^

    • Gerot

      12 years ago

      GIVE ME YOUR CLASS RING!!

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      how it goin

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      what up

    • freddygreen

      12 years ago

      hey

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