gremling

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    • Todais

      12 years ago

      gremling

      Some nurse stole 5 tubes of blood from me.

      They're checking to see if I have Cushing's syndrome.

      I does not have the diabetes.

      Updates to come when I get
      A: A phone call
      B: A letter

      kthx

    • What was the last thing you bought?

      in Forums > What was the last thing you bought? | Follow this topic

      gremling

      So I was looking through my archive of random screenshots, and I came across one of the basement where this thread used to live. And I figured that we needed it back! It's a good thread dammit.

      Last thing I bought was:

      Potato chips
      Cookies
      Milk
      Salad
      Bread
      Bottled water (don't normally buy this)

      Easy, now go ahead and post what you bought last!

      55 replies

    • lolhi

      12 years ago

      gremling
      What's this?
      Well you see, even friends only journals can be read by determined people, no matter if they are on your friends list or not. But do not worry, RTSE protects you against even the most prying eye. The only thing they'll get to see is the title of this journal.
      -RTSE devs


      For DP, since he'd whine like a little boy if I didn't copy that thing.


      Anyhow, I've been thinking about getting SRSBSNS.com for quite some time now, and well.. I've decided the act.

      Currently in the design and programing stages (doing this with a guy from my class).

      Any help and added insight would be much appreciated.

      I've uploaded the current design basis for the site onto the FTP host that Logan gave me.

      Here.

    • lolz paris

      12 years ago

      gremling

      it was k.

    • Internet

      12 years ago

      gremling

      So we had a test about the internet a few weeks ago, just got my score back.

      5 out of 24 questions were correct, how did I do it you ask?

      Easy.

      Question 1: What is the internet?
      The internet is a series of tubes that are all connected, when the tubes gets clogged because people flush at the same time the speed decreases. (I included a drawing of the tubes) [Teachers comment: Metaphor? 1/2]

      Question 2: Can't recall the question.
      There is none? [0]

      Question 3: When was the internet born?
      1980's [1/2]

      Question 4 and 5: What makes the internet so large?
      The internet has a gigantic user database which makes it possible to spread a lot of information in the matter of a few seconds. You can therefor use the internet to get information.
      Since it's anonymous it's easier for so called "whistleblowers" to spread information without risking their job or life. And as previously stated, the net has a large user group which makes it easy to communicate and spread information. [1]

      Question 6: Name some negative sides about the internet.
      Because most of the net is anonymous it's easy to spread anti race and religious views. [1]

      Question 7: What's a LAN?
      A local area network where 2 or more computers are hooked up to eachother and can only talk to eachother. [1]

      Question 8: Can't remember the question.
      THE TUBES ARE CLOGGED ALERT THE PRESIDENT! [?]

      Question 9: What should be the main focus when designing a website?
      Nice and easily readable design. [1/2]

      Question 10: What does HTML stand for?
      His Thelepathic Mind Lovers. [0]

      Question 11: Can't recall the question.
      That several people do something que pasa. [0]

      Question 12: What's a floatboard?
      Drawing [0]

      Question 13: What's the main tasks in webdesign?
      Idea, coke, hamburger, internet porn and completion. [0]

      Question 14: What does CSS stand for?
      Counter Strike Source. (You ask, I respond) [0]

      Question 15: Can't remember the question.
      Me, me and me.

    • Grem goes to the country

      12 years ago

      gremling

      I'm going to visit my grandma and drive a snowmobile in -20c during the weekend.

      Pictures to come.

      STAY TUNED

    • Fun article

      12 years ago

      gremling

      Came across a fun Norwegian article about Spyware and Viruses.

      Entire article translated into english by yours truly.

      What happens if you blindfolded download everything you come across while you surf the web? Without protection of any kind.
      By - Christopher Conradi

      We were going to click on as many advertising banners as we could and say YES to every question about downloading and installing shifty software. How long would a computer that's getting the beatstick by those programs be able to function?

      To complete this experiment we had to start with a fresh installation of Windows. So we installed Windows XP Professional Edition with Service Pack 2. Which also served as our only "security" for this test.

      Clean Installation.
      Only Windows applications running.
      And no user installed applications on the computer at all.

      Surfs up!

      Not surprisingly ErrorSafe was the first program that invited me to download their software that would "remove" spyware. Of course, this is just bullshit.

      ErrorSafe's homepage.

      A few downloads later we can see that our Toolbars are starting to stack up, Kazaa did a fine job here.

      Toolbars.

      The computer is starting to slow down.

      Hey another spyware remover!
      Yes please.

      After these two downloads we lost our desktop image! It was replaced by a false warning and the problems really started showing up.

      Missing background.

      Together with the disappearance of the desktop image, there's a bubble showing up in the right corner ALL the time. It tells me to download a super program that will fix all my problems. We download it of course!

      Yay, we're finding stuff.

      This program goes through the HD to find threaths and delete them. Atleast so it says. In reality, it's just puking out unwanted files with viruses and other goodies. After this program had done its deed the computer started getting so slow that we had problems taking screenshots. And then the ctrl-alt-del task manager goes missing.

      Error at ctrl-alt-del

      The machine, now stepping in syrup, can barely start Internet Explorer. IE hangs up time and time again after about 20 seconds of use. We therefore try manicly to download Mozilla Firefox, to keep on downloading.

      Downloading Firefox.

      After a couple of fints, we get Firefox down and installed before the computer flashes the Blue Screen of Death.

      Firefox installed.
      Woo, taskmanager is back!

      With Firefox we found a trick to get Taskmanager back.

      By now the computer has become incredibly slow. It takes atleast 10 minutes just to get the computer up and running. We install a few more applications and the computer freezes. We get it to reboot, and this is the picture we're faced with.

      Weeboo.

      We can no longer boot the computer. The only thing willing to start running is SearchBar. We throw in the towel and won't go for another round, on the now incredibly slow computer. We're defeated. From a fresh Windows installation to a complete crash in 3 and a half hours... Not bad.

      We did try to repair the damage. First with SpyBot - Search and Destory. This didn't work. SpyBot - SD couldn't run at all. It crashed as soon as we started it.

      We then tried Lavasoft's AdAware application. This one did run, and slowly, progressing it found 677 infected files from 20 different spyware/virus families.

      AdAware search log.

      After AdWare had done its job, the problems were still as great. There was no difference actually. Which was probably mostly the fault of a few viruses that were spreading in the computer. But we couldn't install an Antivirus application. We couldn't install ANYTHING on the computer.

      The answer to the question therefore is: If you download everything you come across of shady software on the internet, you're most likely to have a non working computer within 3 hours.

      Toolbar on toolbar.

      Update: The next day I get this SMS from my ISP: "This is a message from Telenor. Your internet access status has been changed due to irregular traffic from your membership account. Go to www.online.no/abuse."

      The experiment cause so much virus traffic that Telenor basicly just turned the tap off. That's what I call an infested machine.


      Link to the site and article: http://www.hvafor.no/article/spyware-og-virus.html


      Thanks to Christopher Conradi and Hvafor.no for this article.

    • Moderator caught mod cheating with BAR

      in Forums > Moderator caught mod cheating with BAR | Follow this topic

      gremling

      NEWS AT 11!
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      "IT'S AN OUTRAGE", claims RvBfan00213

      1 reply

    • RIP James

      12 years ago

      gremling

      I just go word that James, known as NEZeni on this forum passed away last night.

      :(

      RIP James (Bob) Dylan

    • grem teh egalez

      12 years ago

      gremling

      So I went to my grandmothers house for the weekend, brought my camera to so I could take some pictures of the nature and stuff.

      Ended up taking pictures of an eagle. It was the only one around when I was there, but I've seen 4-5 eagles all sitting in the same tree before.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (153)

    • BlackMonsta

      12 years ago

      Well I don't appreciate it so keep it off of my wall

    • BlackMonsta

      12 years ago

      is that supposed to be funny?

    • Seraph_Six

      12 years ago

      !

      I can get two years of hosting for us for $100 (free domain included for you)

      Would you want to split that with me? (You had offered that much before)

    • lookamonkey

      12 years ago

      Herrow..=D

    • Thesentry

      12 years ago

      I know you probably get this alot, but what happened that made you incapable of reciving gus's award?

    • Seraph_Six

      12 years ago

      whups, sorry... work internet fucked up...

    • Seraph_Six

      12 years ago

      Sounds shibby to me... anything helps

      Domain name, too?

    • Seraph_Six

      12 years ago

      Sounds shibby to me... anything helps

      Domain name, too?

    • Seraph_Six

      12 years ago

      Sounds shibby to me... anything helps

      Domain name, too?

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      Hmm..sure..w/e you dont even know if he's asked or not..so shut ur face!

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      He's not gay..where did you get that?

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      My first relationship started when I was in 1st grade..it lasted 3 years..then I didnt date anyone for about 2 years after I moved....I've had 3 other boys pressure me for sex...that's all they thought about..now i'm perfectly happy with the boyfriend I have now..he never pressures me...unlike others....

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      I'm not one of those girls....sorry!!!!

      I have nothing to base it on...Just my past relationships

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      I never said you weren't special...but I dont even know you!!!!!

      No you're not most guys..I was just saying that guys think about sex more than girls do....

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      This I know...I'm not stupid..

      Still you didnt answer the question..and

      that's all guys think about is sex (most guys)

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      You're 18...why would you wanna talk to a 15 year old???

      *raises eyebrow*

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      I was kidding....I'm not a sex goddess..i was just seeing how gullible you are!
      so why do u care about me?

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      I'm a whore
      And a total sex goddess....

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      No! Ryan's just a friend..

      Camerons my boyfriend

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      And my boyfriends only 17..it's not illegal yet!!!!
      When he turns 18 it will be....as soon as he does, i turn 16 in december so idc!!

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      Dont call me sweetie..it's disturbing..

      And why are u bugging me? I dont even know you

      I dont wanna have cybersex with you!!!!!

      The "guy" friend just so happened to be a guy friend..jeezus

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      My guy friend says ur a perverted freak who needs to get a life...

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      I hope you die...god you dont even know me

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      What the hell is pedo?

      And why do you care who I'm dating?

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      yea I read fashion Magazines, and my boyfriend is not underage..hes older than me..

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      Go have cybersex with someone who's single...

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      A mini skirt and a tank top...???

      Creepy

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      Don't be an ass.. I don't appreciate men who are dicks...

      And I am into more than boys and clothes..

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      As a matter of fact, I'd understand more than you...

    • Palmer10

      12 years ago

      Keep you're smart ass comments to yourself fuck face

    • Sokeri

      12 years ago

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    • Twoscoops

      12 years ago

      I am Innes, you will request friendship.

    • sk8dork

      12 years ago

      thanks for reminding me, i totally forgot. i'll try to find some time to work on it. maybe this weekend. no promises on when, since i'm so busy lately.

    • DeadParrot

      12 years ago

      My penis doesn't have hair on it.

    • PrivatePiles

      12 years ago

      Your mom's boobs are hawt.

    • Trubo

      12 years ago

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    • Sokeri

      12 years ago

      *licks your feet*

    • Starburst

      12 years ago

      Life Style TV channels?


      Could you be more specific? I don't watch that much "fluff" TV.

    • Starburst

      12 years ago

      Psh. Don't say that too loud, or they'd probably do it.

      We are a country of non-resistance. If our subjects are at rest, we want them to stay at rest.

      Actually, the fact is that the week between Christmas and New Year's is like the most non-week ever. Even people who work don't really work. They just kind of shuffle back and forth and talk about what they got for Christmas and what they're doing for New Year's. And now (I love this, it cracks me up) the Superbowl has become the new "end" of the holiday season. Oh, and THAT'S not even enough. Now they're shifting the Academy Awards to February so probably we'll see a new extention soon.

      I'd say we should just stop working all together, but I'm not convinced it hasn't already happened.

    • Pixie

      12 years ago

      ner ner ner


      NER!

    • Jackomack

      12 years ago

      NEVAH!

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      12 years ago

      The pajamas.

    • Trubo

      12 years ago

      I got cuts around my anal oppening.


      That will happen when you let black guys fuck you there.

    • _Swanson

      12 years ago

      yarradd

    • Seedless

      12 years ago

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    • Seedless

      12 years ago

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      Hey baby, heard you were lookin for a good time. I got my eye on you.

    • Trubo

      12 years ago

      Fatty deleted your comments.

      ;_;

    • hot_irish

      12 years ago

      just pulled the brakes on that train

    • SupaChurchFn

      12 years ago

      No one should be allowed to talk to Jason on Skype.
      Guy's a real freak.

      Freak? FREAK IN BED IF U KNO WUT I MEAN smiley8.gifsmiley8.gif

    • Trubo

      12 years ago

      Gus made his angry face.

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