gruntmaster

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    • gruntmaster

      My Story

      9 years ago

      Wow...I just realized my last post was exactly 1 year ago. Scarry. Anyways here is the story I was writing at that time. I should add some more to it maybe. If you guys would like to hear more of it, leave a comment and I might actually write some more. Thats all. - Peace out

      - 1 -

      The ship lands softly on the red surface. A perfect landing, just like you rehearsed it dozens of times in the simulator. Only this time, it’s real. You are about to become the first human being in the entire history of the universe to breathe the Martian air. You place your hand on the door handle, your heart beating faster than you ever could have imagined. You pull the handle.

      When you open your eyes, the joyful feeling stays with you for a brief moment. This is the happiest you have felt during the past 7 days. It is only a few seconds before you realize that it was your shitty alarm that just disrupted your happiness. Then it hits you- this is the day you were anxiously waiting for. Until a week ago that is. If only you would have gotten that one question right. You should have known the answer. It was all that asshole Jeff’s fault. If he hadn’t asked you to borrow a damn pen you would be the happiest person in the universe right now. But instead, he is the happiest person. You despise him now. But you are going to have to deal with him every day once he gets back from the trip to Mars. You would prefer to move somewhere far away from him but there is nowhere else on the entire fucking moon to move to because of the recent overpopulation of Earth. The only good thing is that your job is one of the highest paying ones around. Yet, you just can’t help but be depressed for now. You will eventually get over it. You think.

      - 2 -

      “Fucker!†the man behind you yells as you pull in front of him and take the last parking space. You just laugh and ignore him as you exit your hovercraft and enter the headquarters for work. Just as you expected, the entire city is out back at the launch pad. You decide to go up to the control room to watch the launch because there are so damn many people down on the ground. As you’re walking, you realize that throughout the week you have felt worse as the launch got closer. Today, the terrible feelings seemed to be amplified times a thousand. However, you’re glad when you see that Todd is up in the control room. He is probably the one person you aren’t feeling angry at right now. When he asks you if you are excited about the launch, you tell him yes. You have no fucking clue why you say yes. You guess that it will make you feel better to say yes, but it doesn’t. You just can’t say that you are excited because inside you know that you should be on that ship right now, not Jeff. But after thinking about it for a while, you realize that maybe it’s a good thing you’re not going to Mars. You think about all of the bad things that could happen on the expedition. Maybe the ship won’t even make it to Mars safely. Maybe Jeff will get what you think he deserves.
      As the ship takes off, you feel a sense of relief that you never could have imagined feeling just a few hours ago. For one, you are glad that Jeff is now gone. But more importantly you know that unlike him, you are in no danger here.

    • gruntmaster

      Ch. 3

      9 years ago

      I am sorry that I haven't posted the next chapter of my story yet. I will try to write it this weekend. I have been pretty busy but will hopefully have some time soon. I just got Warcraft III and W3: The Frozen Throne today so I will now be even busier than before haha.

    • gruntmaster

      Chapter 2.0

      9 years ago

      “Fucker!†the man behind you yells as you pull in front of him and take the last parking space. You just laugh and ignore him as you exit your hovercraft and enter the headquarters for work. Just as you expected, the entire city is out back at the launch pad. You decide to go up to the control room to watch the launch because there are so damn many people down on the ground. As you’re walking, you realize that throughout the week you have felt worse as the launch got closer. Today, the terrible feelings seemed to be amplified times a thousand. However, you’re glad when you see that Todd is up in the control room. He is probably the one person you aren’t feeling angry at right now. When he asks you if you are excited about the launch, you tell him yes. You have no fucking clue why you say yes. You guess that it will make you feel better to say yes, but it doesn’t. You just can’t say that you are excited because inside you know that you should be on that ship right now, not Jeff. But after thinking about it for a while, you realize that maybe it’s a good thing you’re not going to Mars. You think about all of the bad things that could happen on the expedition. Maybe the ship won’t even make it to Mars safely. Maybe Jeff will get what you think he deserves.
      As the ship takes off, you feel a sense of relief that you never could have imagined feeling just a few hours ago. For one, you are glad that Jeff is now gone. But more importantly you know that unlike him, you are in no danger here.

    • gruntmaster

      My sci-fi story

      9 years ago

      Here it is. Chapter 1.0 -Enjoy


      The ship lands softly on the red surface. A perfect landing, just like you rehearsed it dozens of times in the simulator. Only this time, it’s real. You are about to become the first human being in the entire history of the universe to breathe the Martian air. You place your hand on the door handle, your heart beating faster than you ever could have imagined. You pull the handle.

      When you open your eyes, the joyful feeling stays with you for a brief moment. This is the happiest you have felt during the past 7 days. It is only a few seconds before you realize that it was your shitty alarm that just disrupted your happiness. Then it hits you- this is the day you were anxiously waiting for. Until a week ago that is. If only you would have gotten that one question right. You should have known the answer. It was all that asshole Jeff’s fault. If he hadn’t asked you to borrow a damn pen you would be the happiest person in the universe right now. But instead, he is the happiest person. You despise him now. But you are going to have to deal with him every day once he gets back from the trip to Mars. You would prefer to move somewhere far away from him but there is nowhere else on the entire fucking moon to move to because of the recent overpopulation of Earth. The only good thing is that your job is one of the highest paying ones around. Yet, you just can’t help but be depressed for now. You will eventually get over it. You think.



      Chapter 1 will be concluded within the week hopefully. Thanks for reading. Hope you liked it.

    • gruntmaster

      1 DAY

      9 years ago

      I have been online for a total of one day now on this site. That might not be a lot to some of you guys but some of you are pretty insane. Anyways that's just a random thought. Peace

      oh...almost forgot

      *- What do you guys think about me writing a complete sci fi story? I would add a few paragraphs worth of the story every other week, or maybe weekly or possibly even 2 or 3 times a week. It would all depend. But just comment if you would like to read the first part at least. I could put it up sometime this week if you guys are interested. I hope to get some input. Thanks now4real - PEACE

    • gruntmaster

      Sarge Kills Grunty

      10 years ago

      Check out this Halo video I edited. I like to call it...Sarge Kills Grunty. I took a clip from bungie.net that was apparently showed at the Halo launch party and combined it with a cutscene from Halo and added a few funny audio clips in to spice it up a little. Tell me what you think. Thanks
      SargeKillsGrunty

    • gruntmaster

      Hole In One

      10 years ago

      I got a hole in one today whille playing golf!!! Now, unfortunately it was on a par 3 course, but if it's any consolation it was on one of the most difficult holes : )

    • gruntmaster

      The Codex

      10 years ago

      If you haven't heard of The Codex yet then you need to check it out now. It's a really well-made machinima series that just concluded today. The final episode(#20) was released today. I read about it on HBO and decided to check it out. I watched the fist episode and then ended up watching the entire series. There are lots of awesome battle sequences that really make it entertaining. And the good story line doesn't hurt either. So check it out...and tell me your thoughts if you want
      TheCodexSeries.com

    • gruntmaster

      Stupid Videos

      10 years ago

      Okay I was going to start making a show like JeskidTV but then I realized that the fucking mic for my crappy camera was broken so I decided to just make this little piece of crap video. It's just me hitting some golf balls in my house. So check it out if you want..it sux hah
      www.putfile.com/media.php?n=matTV---golf-in-house
      Here's a second one also...it's better haha
      www.putfile.com/media.php?n=matTV---golf-in-house-2

      Tell me what you think with a comment. And if you have any suggestions as to what I should film myself doing tell me. Peace

    • gruntmaster

      Shades of Gray

      10 years ago

      I just watched the movie for the first time. I don't know what I was thinking not watching it before now. Wow. It is so funny and truly professionally made. Jeskid is so awesome. If you haven't seen it yet..DO IT NOW!!!

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      shadowangle7

      9 years ago

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      9 years ago

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      9 years ago

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      OmarB

      9 years ago

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      OmarB

      9 years ago

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      Grizzif

      9 years ago


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      9 years ago

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      jaly223

      9 years ago


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      taftp

      9 years ago

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      jaly223

      9 years ago

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