gsrottie

Female
from Irvine, CA

  • Activity

    • Liquid from a Brass Monkey.

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      Repition. Repition. Repition. Repition. Repition.

      Over and over and over and over again.

      Same thing

      Day in day out.

      Till one day while walking down the street a purple komodo dragon wearing a top hat and carrying a garden gnome on his back crosses my path and continues down the road while wagging his licorice tail as the sun begins to melt.

      Sometimes things happen wether or not you want or even think they could.

      And sometimes you have to take the purple dragon by the sweet tail, kick off the gnome and hop on in time to miss a huge glop of sun that falls from the sky.

      Other times, that creature is never going to come and you'll keep walking down the street until you get a blister the size of New Mexico.

      Somethings gotta happen
      Somethings gunna happen.
      Something better happen....OR I'M GUNNA CRACK.



      I think I already have?

    • There Are Four of You Right Now.

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      You think I'd learn by now..

      Alcohol and ANYTHING don't mix.

      I feel like I stayed up all night drinking...
      Oh wait...
      I did.


      Anyways, in my current state of mind I'd like to make it known that I'm no longer accepting random friend requests. If you want to be my friend you better have a damn good reason...like agreeing with me on the topics such as love, war, and humanity.


      Just kidding....I don't give a shit about what you think about love, war, and humanity.....just send me something funny.

    • Fuckin' Right, Doggie!!

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      FINALLY got my OWN xbox!!


      Just need to get an eithernet cable and im set.



      Lock and load, bitches.

    • Plum Tired.

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      Mm..plums.

      Anyways.

      Im on winter break, Christmas is two days away, I've only bought presents for three people (Out of 15) and I'm out of money.

      Solution?

      No, I tryed robbing a bank and landed my ass in jail for 16 hours.
      No, I tryed putting a gun to my grandmas head and asking her for my savings bonds early. She died.
      I already tryed going after the president and stealing his cat for ransome.I got lost and ended up drunk in Georgia.
      And yes, I've stood on the street corner in tattered cloths and screaming at the top of my longs, "WAKE UP PEOPLE, COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING!!", one guy tried to run me over.........with his bike.


      Looks like a few people just wont get presents this year.

    • Calling all skillfull people!!

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      I need some help guys..

      No not that kind of help, I'm seeking that already and take my meds twice a day, what more do you want from me? Sheesh.

      But seriously, I need help with a picture I drew as apart of a Christmas present.


      Soooo..I was wondering if any of you out there are handy with coloring pictures on Photoshop?? If you are and wouldn't mind helping a poor skillish girl out, I'd much apreciate it!

      Message me if your interested!! smiley0.gif

    • Finals.

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      So school...isn't as much fun as everyone says it is.

      Wait..who the fuck says that?

      School sucks. Finals, suck. Essays suck. College people, suck. Studying, sucks.

      Ok, so as not to abuse the word "suck" any longer, let me tell you why it all does indeed "suck" rather than to keep just using the word "suck".

      Essay that get ripped apart even after you've spent 12 hours of your life working on them.
      Grades you don't need.
      Grades you don't want.
      Teachers whose faces you want to rub against the pavement.
      Teachers whose tires you want to slash.
      Teachers whose throats you want to slash.
      Late nights that lead to forgetting absoluty everything thats on the test the next day. (ok so maybe those don't suck)
      Pop Quizes that happen to be worth 25% of your grade.
      Extra Credit thats 5 pages long for only 5 points.
      Parking lots filled with people whos goal it is to crash into you.
      Smokers who sit next to you who smell like they havnt showered sence the beginning of school.
      Finding out you got an F on the test that you studyed for 6 hours on.
      Waking up at 3 o'clock in the afternoon and realizing that you've missed 2 of your classes already.


      So I'll stop griping now and let you good people go back to you happy ,non-college lives.

      ........I fuckin' hate you.



      OK don't cry...I was just kidding.

    • Ok so I lied.

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      I came home one day, ready to play some halo, when I realized that the xbox was gone.

      Don't panic. My brother just took it back, AGAIN.

      So once again im left without the joys of gamage, but hey..life goes on, 360 comes out, its all good. To bad those fuckers are sold out for the next couple of months. Not only that but their 400 dollars..and I just don't have that kinda cash, especially around the holidays. So looks like I'll be sticking to mooching off my boyfriend and playing his xbox until I've had enough and my thumbs are bloody and raw.

      Anyways, Merry Holidays *cough* Christmas * cough*

      This is Tobi, Oouuut.

    • Im back

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      I've got my brothers xbox once again for another go.

      Im not going to be as hardcore with it this time sadly as I will be spending the next three weeks preparing to fail college. However, I will be up and running on Live once again within the next couple of days, so make sure to look for my sn as well as my level going up. Yeah thats right bitches, just because I havn't played on live in 5 months dosn't mean I've lost anything.

      Oh, and im sick. VERY sick. The kind of sick in which you don't get better for weeks and in which your spleen is in danger for 6 months after that. Try to geuss what I have and I promiss I wont humiliate you in Halo.

    • My Main Squeeze

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      Remember that boy I wrote about a looooong time ago the night I had many drinks?

      WELL

      For those of you who dont give a shit and dont follow my life like it where the O.C, let me fill you in.

      I met a boy on labor day at a party and he is now my boyfriend.

      This person is incredible and I have never been happier. I could easily fill up another 7 or so pages about how great and wonderfull he is, but I'll save you the vomit and just say, nuff said.

    • Fly away!

      13 years ago

      gsrottie

      H'ok. So today I'm walking back from class while talking to my friend on my cell. I come up to my car and set my books on top so that I can open the door. I get in and start driving.

      Figure out what happened yet?

      About half 3/4's the way through the college parking lot, I hear this "THUMP!" noise, so I look in my rear veiw mirror and what do I see?

      My books and binders spread out all over the road behind me.

      At the time I was still talkting to my friend on the phone, and right in the middle of her sentence I yell "SHIT! OH FUCK! OH FUCK ME! SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK! FUCK BERRIES! DAMN IT, SHIT FUCK!!!" Needless to say I hung up on her, parked my car as soon as I could, and ran after my now drfiting papers like a fat girl after an ice cream truck.

      My luck, a car happens to round the corner, running over one of my binders and several of my papers. What I got back was a blackened mess of road kill.

      Good news, Im pretty sure I recovered everything that flew off. Not sure yet though. We'll find out in a couple of days.

      Moral of the story?


      Don't be an idiot.

  • About Me

  • Comments (146)

    • SipidersW

      11 years ago

      Hey welcome back! :D

    • GeneralHavoc

      12 years ago

      Still alive?

    • KronofAviwun

      12 years ago

      How are you tonight, Ms.Tobi?

    • SipidersW

      12 years ago

      Where are you? You havn't been on for aaaaaages :(

    • Cabo0sey

      13 years ago

      you havnt been on in awhile smiley3.gif

    • Vertigo9183

      13 years ago

      Wheres Irvine? How far is it from Vegas? Your missing a season of RVB.

    • ChunkPlebLe

      13 years ago

      Hey haven't talked to you in ages if you even remember me Lol send a message if you ever feel like it on AIM im HazrdToUrHealth

    • MMSHer

      13 years ago

      hmmm
      totally random,....check
      friend of a friend,..... check
      non-nubular,.....check
      watched,.......check

    • GeneralHavoc

      13 years ago

      Just droppin a quick hello to letcha know I still check in on ya!

    • nickelknight

      13 years ago

      Enter into my picture contest

      25 mod point prize

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      rules in jornal

    • Darknez

      13 years ago

      xD
      I like his "Hit by a Car" Monologue

    • Darknez

      13 years ago

      Another fellow Dane Cook Fan eh? smiley0.gif

    • batosi

      13 years ago

      666 a day to celebrate

    • X_Kobrakai_X

      13 years ago

      hey u think you can comment my pics ...my new one...id be greatful...

    • X_Kobrakai_X

      13 years ago

      Hey wat up yo?

    • frank

      13 years ago

      Hey!!

    • Pillsbury

      13 years ago

      Your welcome. smiley0.gif

    • Pillsbury

      13 years ago

      I'm sorry you feel that way about my picture. A friend found it and gave it to me and I though it insulting to just toss it aside. However irreverent it is...it's important to find humor in things that would otheriwse plague your soul with grief. Maybe not important for everyone, but it certainly helps me cope. Consider the image taken down. Once people start getting offended by my images is when I take them down.

    • Wott55

      13 years ago

      That may be true, but she looks so sexy just the same.

    • Crunchbite36

      13 years ago

      same here. smiley2.gif i might be able to convince my dad to help.......my gamertag will probably be either Crunchbite36 or Elite of Chaos

    • Crunchbite36

      13 years ago

      YAY!! i got a 360 but i cant recover gamertag smiley4.gif

    • paintsgrl

      13 years ago

      thanks for the comment!

    • StrangeAngel

      13 years ago

      No, never! My baby ratties are the cutest of all! At least to me...but, I bet yours are cutest to you. So I guess we're all even.
      Cept now I have to keep poor Carly in a box in my room. But she's still with me in my mind. I think Simone is starting to channel her, though. O_O;;

      <<Dare I say my rat is cuter? :D or wold a fellow rat lover take me down!?>>

    • eggbert666

      13 years ago

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      happy easter

    • poo55555

      13 years ago

      HAPPY EASTER!
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      RUN AWAY!!!

    • lildevilbrat

      13 years ago

      thanx for the image comment! ya id love to have a pure bred rottie but i dont =(

    • stewies_hoe

      13 years ago

      thanx 4 the image comment, softball rules

    • theletterj

      13 years ago

      i got sarged, so whats with the Que?

    • Andymatron

      13 years ago

      St.jpg

    • Luigi_Flore

      13 years ago

      here ya go tobi smiley1.gif
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    • ChiMan

      13 years ago

      Glad you liked the picture of my little friend and I taking a nap. Great pictures in your profile.

    • nickelknight

      13 years ago

      don't drink and drive; you might hit a bump and spill your drink!

      jesus loves you; everyone else thinks your an asshole

      you are all gods friends, man he must have lost it by now

    • Andymatron

      13 years ago

      That would be sandman.

    • Andymatron

      13 years ago

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    • duncan_stive

      13 years ago

      wow... cynical

    • Necronomicon

      13 years ago

      Sigh! I only have another 60 to 80 years left before I die. That is of course if I reach old age and die in my sleep. Of course if you believe in the saying that the good die young and assholes live forever, well then I should have died 2 years ago. My parents have another 30 to 40 years to live. My grandparents could go at any moment. So the question to ask one's self is why do I not spend more time with my grandparents? How can a person actually survive thinking like I do? I don't think even dostoevsky thought this way. Just sit back in this lucid dream called life. Is it possible that if everyone suddenly no longer needed god as a crutch for existence that war would simply end? Would the world come together and form a single country known as earth? Are we capable of that level of enlightenment?

    • DeputyDude

      13 years ago

      why what

    • Sindri

      13 years ago

      Damn, you got me there.......Curse my obvious weakness!

    • duncan_stive

      13 years ago

      Add a jounal entry! (you said people were not paying attention to it after all) also why does your profle look like shit?

    • FiberOptical

      13 years ago

      Alcohol is *hic* sooooo good! I'd shout it out from the mountain tops but the slightest noise hurts my head. Oh, the things I do for love!

    • SipidersW

      13 years ago

      home.grandecom.net/~mathom/Mathom%20-%20Warthog%20Driver.mp3

      This had me in stitches. Enjoy!

    • eggbert666

      13 years ago

      new contest in my journal

    • spartan1049

      13 years ago

      hey just wondering if it would be cool if i added you to my xbox live friends list

    • MurryBob

      13 years ago

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    • adrcrc

      13 years ago

      I was out the other day, and i thought i saw a guy in a neon green mini skirt weilding a plunger...

    • suicide244

      13 years ago

      yeah i know its gr8 isnt it.
      i mean would you be as tempted to click there if it said click here

    • MurryBob

      13 years ago

      Happy Christmas and Merry New Year.

    • Andymatron

      13 years ago

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    • iamaskier

      13 years ago

      oooohh shot down............

    • sap_fier

      13 years ago

      ok thats fine

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