gutenmorgan

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    • MORE ANIMAL CROSSING

      5 years ago

      gutenmorgan

      Oops now I really want to talk about my villagers IM SORRY

      FIRST UP, the best villager, my dream buddy:
      SHEP THE DOG
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      He's the best. He's so friendly and does this little *shoom* dance move, I love him. Best.

      HERE COMES TROUBLE OHHHH IT'S:
      BRUCE THE DEER
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      He's cranky and awesome. I feel like we could make fun of people together. And so stylish!

      LOOK AT THIS SMOOTH DEVIL:
      STATIC THE SQUIRREL
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      He's also cranky and he's got a lightning bolt on his head! AND his interior decorating skills are great, everything in his house matches, is kind of modern and checkered and he's got some guitars- and a little snack plate! Such hospitality.

      IT'S A BIRD IT'S A PLANE IT'S FRIDA KAHLO, NO IT'S-
      HAZEL THE SQUIRREL
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      She has horrible style, patchwork and giant creepy teddy bears in her house, but look at that unibrow. Her catchphrase is uni-wow. Perfect.

      I used to also have Caroline the squirrel, that' sTHREE squirrels in my town, but I am pushing for cats to move in so I allowed her to part ways. I also had Egbert the chicken, but he was no loss.

      OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET:
      COLTON THE HORSE
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      He's a smug character, which is risky, but he's so nice and charming to me, I will allow it. Also, his home is quite lovely and regal-themed and he gave me his bed and a clock, so I am inclined to like him. He looks like a dopey prince and sometimes he also likes to *shoom* dance. Charming.

      LOOK AT THE MUSCLE ON THIS GUY:
      FROBERT THE FROG
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      Look at those stupid buckteeth. He's adorable. He's also a jock type character, so he's always talking about working out and checking out his physique, it's hilarious and enough to make me want to keep him.

      I FEEL NEUTRAL ABOUT:
      CHRISSY THE RABBIT
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      She likes me a lot apparently, because she already gave me a picture of herself. It sounds a little self-absorbed, but it's actually nice. However, she refused to give me her phonograph- the only good thing in her hideous over lovely-ified house, so I am bitter. I don't think we would be friends in real life.

      AND FINALLY:
      go fuck yourself Baabara the sheep
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      The name is a good pun. I won't deny it. However. She is SNOOTY which is the worst and I hate her so much. Her expensive and fancy house and her snooty face/scarf/attitude have no place in my town. Looking down on my villagers, MY GOD. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN SHEP? BAABARA? I have tried beating her with a net, mailing her garbage and hate mail, trapping her by digging holes around her, pushing her into pitfalls, and she JUST WON'T LEAVE. SHE IS DETERMINED TO SULLY MY TOWN WITH HER OBNOXIOUS DISPOSITION. I am trying to get CATS to move in, there is no place for you here, Baabara. Leave and never return.

      I'm sorry, I realize this is nonsense that affects no one but myself but I have a lot of feelings about tiny animal villagers.

    • Animal Crossing Police Station Impasse

      5 years ago

      gutenmorgan

      I don't know what to do

      I'm at the point where I wanna build a police station in my New Leaf town, Buttcity.

      But do I go modern or classic??

      MODERN:
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      CLASSIC:
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      The classic one looks better, but it comes with Booker. The modern station comes with Copper. And that's where my real problem lies.

      COPPER:
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      BOOKER:
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      Copper is kinda tough, straightforward and competent, and Booker is nervous, timid, and unsure. But then crime is not an actual concern in my town, so I don't know if their competency is even relevant. Booker supposedly apologizes to you, saying that English isn't his first language, which is kind of adorable. And he should be nervous around me, since I'm the mayor and I rule over my town with an iron fist. But then Copper would be a better lackey since he seems to take his job really seriously??

      None of this actually matters. This town isn't real. I don't know why I'm obsessing over building the perfect town, but I had to write something down in the hopes it might help me reach a decision.

      It hasn't though. AUGHHHHHH WHO VOTED ME INTO OFFICE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I HATE MAKING DECISIONS I HAVE TO COMMIT TO

    • New Years Resolutions

      5 years ago

      gutenmorgan

      One of my resolutions was to be more internet-outgoing and post things more often...Tomorrow is February.
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      AND THIS IS ONLY MY FIRST POST.

      (Oh well, I have to start somewhere.)

    • 2019 years ago

      gutenmorgan
  • Comments (5)

    • bakcakil Bakcakil

      5 years ago

      Hey! On the forums, I saw that you're studying at Marymount. I'm transferring there next semester, so I just wanted to say hi and add you as a friend. (:

      • gutenmorgan

        5 years ago

        I wish you luck here! I'll be graduating at the end of this semester (Comm arts major), but if you ever have any questions, hit me up! c:

    • MrJacinto Hey I'm Grump

      5 years ago

      Ha nice username

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