h2ph

Female
from south of Canada, yet north of Mexico

  • Activity

    • ...

      9 years ago

      h2ph

      Happy new year, I suppose.
      This one needs to be better than the last.

    • Mmm. Glee.

      9 years ago

      h2ph

      Wow, it's been 6 months since I've logged on.
      Awesome.
      It'll probably be another 6 months till I log in again.

      But Glee. That's all I have to say. Enjoy.

    • Um. I should probably stop paying

      10 years ago

      h2ph

      to be a sponsor, since... well, I'm never here.

      Might be here more often though (as if anyone cares). A month or so ago, Myspace took down their chat rooms.

      I have nothing to kill my home time with of late. And as much as I love texting my friends (constantly), it gets old quick.

      And that's pretty much all I have to say.

    • Okay. So.

      10 years ago

      h2ph

      I haven't been on here in oh, forever.
      Birthday Friday.
      Plan on drinking lots.
      Plan on hitting on anyone with a face.
      Plan on sleeping alone on my friends couch.
      Pathetic? Ha. I know.

    • Copy/pasted from my myspace:

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      Round about two months ago, I posted the following words in a blog (on myspace):
      "If she hurts him, I will drive to her house and hurt her. I will beat her face until it is bloody. I will kick her hard in the cooch. I will knee her in the stomach so hard that I touch her spine. Then I will drive away. I will willingly go to jail for my actions, too. Because if she hurts him, she needs to be hurt too. Badly."
      The phone call that I waited for since the day I posted this finally came, yesterday.
      I had no urge to hurt her. I felt pity, empathized, even. She can't accept that someone thought she deserved to be treated nicely. He still thinks that she is a good person. She IS a good person.

      The one thing I said to him that will stick out as the moment I realized that I didn't want to hurt her for hurting him: "I don't know how to fix this. I want to fix it, but I don't know how. How do I fix this?"

      Curb stomping her did not even occur to me then. That waited until he finally said goodbye for the night and went home, then I chuckled at the absurdity of the phrase "curb stomp".

    • Montana

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      is a lame state.
      We almost got killed by about a million deer on Friday night.
      We threw my grandmother into the ground in Libby (she was cremated and sent to my aunt via registered mail right after she passed away).
      We drove from Libby to Kalispel.
      We went to a wedding in Kalispel.
      I was asked (at the reception) to take photos for the couple.
      We went to the bride's son and daughter in law's house, where I watched Shrek with their daughter (no one snuggles better than a 3 year old).
      I got a phone call at 1:30ish (Montana time, which was 12:30 Washington time) from the guy I'm sweatin. It went like this: "Hello?" "Hello" "Hello" "Hello" "hello" "Hello" "saying helo a million times isn't much of a conversation" "Were you sleeping?" "Well, yeah. Kind of" "Oh, I'll let you go back to sleep then" "You don't have to, I'm awake now." "I'm going to. Good night" "Good night" *click* I got to sleep pretty much immediately after hanging up, too.
      We drove from Kalispel back to Redmond, WA in 11hours and some odd minutes (including stop times like: to pee, to eat, to visit my aunt in Spokane, to gas up, etc.)
      This is seriously like, the boringest journal ever.

      BUT! We watched a house burn to the ground. It was awesome.

    • I believe "sprung" is the word.

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      I know I've talked about HIM before.
      We went out Friday night. Played minigolf, then went to Denny's.
      Eventually, we ended up making out for three hours. I didn't get home until 7 on Saturday morning.
      That's not the point of the story.
      There is a mark on my neck.
      Yesterday was Easter. A day I spend with my entire family.
      You're probably getting the point.
      I tried EVERYTHING to get rid of it quickly. Nothing worked. So, I ended up using a LOT of cover up.
      Stood next to my mom's best friend's daughter, who immediately saw it
      "HANNAH!?!? IT IS EASTER! You can't have a hickey on EASTER! I am SO telling my mom! Does YOUR mom know? What, are you 17??"
      So, she told her mom, then made me SHOW it to her mom. Then she told lots of OTHER people, and made me show them. *rolls eyes*
      My mom didn't find out until around... 5 pm, when I walked past her and my carefully coiffed hair flew back off of my shoulder and revealed it.
      "You should invest in some turtlenecks... or make sure your hair stays in FRONT of your shoulder."

      ****

      Side note, even though we've gone days at a time without talking, and I know that that isn't gonna change now that we're oddly defined, I didn't hear from him at ALL yesterday, which kind of upset me.

    • Subject of soulmate (well, not really)

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      I have one.
      He called me last night to tell me that he sort of popped the question to his girlfriend (my now former Mortal Enemy).
      Well, it wasn't "sort of", since he asked her dad first... but it still surprised him.
      Marriage, kids, is a disease. Not necessarily a sexually transmitted disease, but... a disease nonetheless.

      I'm happy for them, especially given the fact that I don't hate her to the point that I like her.

      I'm ESPECIALLY happy that they've asked me to be their photographer. Because that's awesome.
      Although, I need a flash or 5 before I do that. Even though I'd much rather deal with natural light... they're planning on it happening May 24th.
      Which in Washington... means it's going to be an indoor wedding.
      Yay rain.
      Now, I need to put my time in at work. Even though it seems forever out there in the future, in terms of schedule for work, where putting in for time off more than two weeks in advance usually means the manager will forget, and DEFINITELY schedule one for that day.

      This is truly exciting.
      Although, I'm slightly upset (with him) that I do like her, because it was a lot funnier to tell people that my soulmate was dating my mortal enemy. I'm happier with myself though, that I don't hate her. So, that's a double edged sword. Humor or happiness?

    • There is a guy.

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      So, I haven't had a real crush on anyone in a very long time.
      There's a guy who I met at a party back in November that I recently realized that I have a crush on.
      We've talked a lot since that party in November... and a big group of people went bowling last week. He was among the people.
      I enjoy talking to him a lot, and advice from people who know both of us is that he also likes me.
      SINCE I haven't let myself have a true crush since around high school, I have been acting as if I am IN high school about this. All of our mutual friends have been making fun of me, but from the way he talks (and is only kind of making fun of me, less than the rest), they agree that he likes me as well. That he is just shy and is unwilling to put himself on the line.
      Unfortunately, I have had bad experiences with putting myself on the line as well, so I'm not keen to do it either.

  • About Me

  • Comments (217)

    • ashamed1

      11 years ago

      ~~random commenter~~

      it seems like a lot of freaky things happen in that pink shirt lol

    • Hotpants69

      11 years ago

      why thank you

    • Monolith_Gui

      11 years ago

      That whole husband thing is over woman

      Imma too hawt for youz

      Deal with it

      =p

    • Monolith_Gui

      11 years ago

      Hm... i'm a very.. demanding person

      So i shall reply with a "no"

      ...

      No

    • Monolith_Gui

      11 years ago

      I shall tell you if you deserve worship or not really soon =P

    • Monolith_Gui

      11 years ago

      *Kisses cheek*

    • Monolith_Gui

      11 years ago

      Ok so that question wasn't necessary

      Besides, who the hell would marry something like me?

    • Monolith_Gui

      11 years ago

      We're not really getting married

      It was all a joke, you know?

      I'm sure you knew it was a joke

    • Monolith_Gui

      11 years ago

      Yeah i thought it was cherry too

      But since english ain't my forte, i decided to assume i was wrong

    • Monolith_Gui

      11 years ago

      You know, that got me confused, i don't know what it is either

      And i think he says cherry

      Maybe the guy that got the lyrics got them wrong

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I know! lol

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      if Batman and Iron Man count... then so does Zorro!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      haha... I think Zorro is the closest they have... but Zorro is California!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I'm aware of that... but I'm trying to figure out ones for places that don't have them! Mexico... largest city in the Western Hemisphere... any superheroes?

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      yeah.
      the graphic novel was decent but the movie sucked... but they're Victorian Era... and besides, Victorian Britain also has Spring-Heeled Jack!
      and well, Ancient Greece is full of people who have super-strength and speed... and if you count Daedelus, FLY!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      happy birthday

    • smz553

      12 years ago

      4thOfJuly11.jpg

    • Hotpants69

      12 years ago

      Congrats

    • party_surfur

      12 years ago

      whats up bhoe are u doing? so u live by Canada so u must be a really cool person ?

    • jace_seven0

      12 years ago

      Ive wanted to get a blue collored contact (only need correction in one eye, stupid soccer ball) but i dont have the money, maybe in a couple months.

    • JLJ14

      12 years ago

      whats go on bud

    • Monolith_Gui

      12 years ago

      Hope you're feeling better

    • Monolith_Gui

      12 years ago

      Makes sense

    • Monolith_Gui

      12 years ago

      Your message won't load

    • Monolith_Gui

      12 years ago

      Woman... Black clouds.. covering the sky

      ..mordor?

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Woman, journal

      Hope you've been ok

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      How have you been?

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      *Hugs*

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Don't want to bother or be too nice, but just wanted to say i hope you've been ok

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Hope you're feeling better

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Have a nice day today smiley8.gifsmiley8.gif

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Don't say thaaaaat

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Have a wonderful day

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Can't load your message =(

    • HaloPenguin

      13 years ago

      try this!

      your instincts has


      its



      advantages



      all



      the



      time...



      This is freaky as anything...DO NOT



      CHEAT



      (You'll



      will kick yourself later) I was a little



      skeptical trying this, but if you follow the



      instructions to the "t" you'll be

      surprised!!!!



      All of my answers were accurate. We'll see



      tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let



      you



      know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will



      freak



      you out! The person who sent it to me



      said



      her



      wish came true 10 minutes after they read



      the



      mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game



      has



      a



      funny/spooky outcome.



      Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It



      takes



      about three minutes...it's worth a try



      First..get a pen and paper. When you



      actually



      choose names, make sure it's people you



      actually



      know and go with your first instinct.



      Scroll down one line at a time...and don't



      read



      ahead or you'll ruin it!



      1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in



      a



      column.



      2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write



      down any



      two numbers you want.



      3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the



      names



      of



      members of the opposite sex.



      NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT



      WON"T



      TURN OUT RIGHT!



      4. Write anyone's name (like friends or



      family....) in the 4th, 5th,



      and 6th spots.



      5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,



      and



      11.



      GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!



      6. Finally, make a wish.



      And now the key for the game.....



      1. You must tell (the number in space 2)



      people



      about this game.



      2. The person in space 3 is the one that



      you



      love.



      3. The person in 7 is one you like but



      can't



      work



      out.



      4. You care most about the person you



      put in



      4.



      5. The person you name in number 5 is



      the



      one



      who



      knows you very well.



      6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky



      star.



      7. The song in 8 is the song that matches



      with



      the person in number 3.



      8. The title in 9 is the song for the person



      in



      7.



      9. The tenth space is the song that tells



      you



      most about YOUR mind.



      10. and 11 is the song telling you how



      you



      feel



      about life



      this is so accurate



      NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within



      the



      hour... IF you do..



      your wish will come true...



      If you don't it will become the opposite

    • Jhudora

      13 years ago

      can u vote for me here plz rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1195352 tell freinds

    • Jhudora

      13 years ago

      vote 4 me please tell ur freinds...
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1190787&page=2

    • parkybob22

      13 years ago

      Hey ;) what ya up too?

    • parkybob22

      13 years ago

      WOO HOO GO GO RED VS BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • Dokiman

      13 years ago

      Yeah it will probably take a while to fight off that "title", maybe change your daily routines?? I don't know either.

    • Dokiman

      13 years ago

      Becoming that girl.

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Sorry, that doesn't concern me
      You know what i think about you, i've said it lots of times
      Won't say it again
      If you need to talk, you can message me

    • SloeBombFizz

      13 years ago

      Me too... it was a great show.

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Still a dollar short

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      you think i'd strip for a dollar?
      i'd need like...2 dollars...and... a peanut.. or just half a peanut

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      You won't find me hilarious when you see me stripping for other people!

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Yeah?
      Well...uhm... I was taking strip classes, and now i won't show you!
      *Pouts*

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Call me kid again, and i'll start calling you granny...granny

      =P

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Are you 30 already?
      =P

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

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