h2ph

Female
from south of Canada, yet north of Mexico

  • Activity

    • How much for a massage?

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      We have decided that I have a pinched nerve...
      My right arm goes numb at random moments, and not just numb, but that deadarm feeling, like when you sleep right on top of it and it's all unmovable? Yeah. That's what keeps happening. When I'm sitting, just about anywhere.

      Also, I went bowling Wednesday night, and hurt my shoulder kind of badly.

      And my health insurance from work doesn't kick in until Mid April, so I'd like to fix both problems in as pleasurable way possible. I'm thinking massage.
      w00t.
      Maybe even spa day, HA.

    • Drunk driving 101

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      So there was a party Friday night. I know, it's almost been a week, but it's taken me this long to compound my thoughts.

      I'm still hearing about things that I said and did.
      Things that I don't remember. Things from people who WEREN'T even THERE.

      I get friendly when I'm drunk. Friendly in a grabby sense. I groped more than one person that I don't even remember talking to.
      I made out with a random guy. I made out with a friend. I lost my keys so that when I made out with him, I wouldn't give in to the temptation to retire to my car.
      I drank way more than I remember drinking.

      I cockblocked a friend all night from getting with a girl who went up there to meet the guy she's now dating, so really, if I hadn't been there, he STILL wouldn't have gotten with her. Hate to say that. He's angry at me though, because I'm annoying when drunk.

      I called a friend to have a drink in her honor, since she couldn't go. Someone gave me a sprite to drink. I passed her around the party and shouted "DK IS HOT" for the majority of the phone call. And asked people smoking if they would give me one... I don't smoke, so it was kind of moot.

      DK had my keys all night. Because I knew he didn't want in my pants as bad as my other rider.

      I was still drunk when we left. Thankfully, I had other people able (not legally though--but not drunk) to drive in my car. Slept in the car and kind of snored (apparently it's bizarre to snore sitting up).
      When I got home half an hour after dropping off the last of my riders, I walked into my apartment and regretted driving home, because I was still VERY drunk and should not have driven at all.

    • I'm kind of a big deal.

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      So, I feel that I am an adult who is reasonably intelligent.

      Lately, I've been talking to someone who speaks using concepts which are well over my head that when we talk. I'm trying to grasp them, but still they evade me.

      Best part? He understands the big words I'm on occasion apt to use, which others in my life have no idea of.

    • I am smarter than a fifth grader.

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      A friend of mine created a forum for a group of people of which I am one.
      The Washington chat on Myspace? Yeah. I'm a regular.
      The forum he made is called "ChatRoom Drama" and came out of a need to be away from certain individuals in the chat who spam.
      Myspace's chat has one downfall in that it has no moderators. At all. So, people can post whatever they want, whenever they want, basically however they want.

      With the added "Ad-Free Chat Hack", it is now easier than ever to be anonymous.
      Certain individuals have started abusing this anonymity to annoy other users. It's the same everywhere, I guess. One person tends to ruin things for a whole group.
      Anyway, others who desire this same anonymity also crave attention in another way. I call this the "Who is Dots today" game.

      And now for a post I made on ChatRoom Drama towards another user on that forum, who is someone I know, but craves the anonymity of pretending that I do not know him:

      I feel that being anonymous, being someone that we know, but not telling us who you are and then letting some people know by how not vague your responses are to them... is almost as dumb and immature as being dots.

      This seems like when someone logs in to the chat as dots because they don't want people to know who they are, then start playing the "who is dots right now" game, not on anyone else's urging but of their own need to be known. There are no winners, and in fact the person who didn't want to be known when they logged on and who at the end of the game IS known, is the only loser.


      And now, I add this as my thoughts on anonymity:

      Anonymity is to be treasured. If you're a secret, why let the world know?
      Anonymity and fame do not go hand in hand. You want fame? Take it, but you can't have it and be able to stay privately away from the rest of us.
      You want anonymity? That's awesome! Go for it! Just stop shoving it into my face that you are anonymous. I don't want to know.
      Me, I like attention too much to want to be anonymous, but I do not by a long shot want fame.


      Anonymous means blending in, not standing out. People need to stop trying to stand out while they blend in.

    • Canon 5D

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      Such an amazing camera.

      pictars

    • Okay, so I'm not putting them as links.

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      So Meatspin.com. Is one of my favorite websites. Since way back when BL was up.

      I recently found out that a guy who isn't dating (yet) one of my really good friends is the owner. Basically, I'm massively proud of the fact that I know him. That I've gotten drunk with him.

      How sad is THAT?

      He also owns lemonparty.org / dontwatch.us / denial.be / stagparty.us /and/ thewillpower.org

      Please please please don't go to those sites if you're squeamish. Not a one of them is safe for work.

    • So very tired.

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      I've come to the realization that I'm selfish in a "if I can't have him, no one should" sort of way.

      But I do have him? And I told her that it's cool if she has him too, because we're NOT dating?

      Jealousy's a bitch.

      He's not even my type. And he's old... er. By a full decade.

      But he smells damn good.

      *le sigh*

    • So it finally happened.

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      We've been waiting my entire life for this to happen... and have been more concentrated in our waiting since April.

      My grandmother passed away Thursday night.

      She was a shit to me for as long as I've been alive, so don't offer any condolences. I don't deserve them.

      I don't honestly know how I feel. I'm sad in that I wish that we'd had a better relationship, but I'm also happy in a "ding, dong, the witch is dead" sort of way as well.

      I made my peace with the woman in April, so I've been ready for it to happen since then. Believe me, she is the only person who I have ever truly hated in my entire life, and I forgave her then. So I'm good to go.

      I just wish that I felt less guilty for not being sad that her life is over. You know?

    • Songs I hate, part 1

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      One of my least favorite songs is also one from my very favorite genre of music.

      Lately, it's played a lot on the CD player at work.

      It's called "Someday My Prince Will Come" and it's from the movie Snow White.

      You know it. It's Disney. Snow White sings it and says that someday the prince of her dreams will rescue her.

      First of all, this is my absolute least favorite movie of all of them. She is about 8, it seems (with a very little girl attitude about everything), and she sees a guy while she's working in her stepmother's garden, right after wishing in the wishing well ("I'm wishing!!!") for a handsome man to rescue her. She sees him and falls in love.

      "He was so romantic, I could not resist!"

      She SEES him. How the hell does she know that he's romantic? They didn't TALK at all. And anyone's first impression of ANYONE is only that. A first impression. It's not like his true colors are going to show. Of course he'll try to be romantic when they first meet.

      Anyways. Back to the rant about the song. I already wrote the worst line in it. Something about the prince of her dreams rescuing her... HATE that line.

      NO WOMAN should rely on her "prince" to rescue her. EVERY WOMAN should be self sufficient enough to rescue herself.

      That line is the main way that you can tell how outdated and antiquated that song is. It was OBVIOUSLY written by MEN in the '20s. There is no way that nowadays a woman would right such pure drivel.

      Then again, maybe I'm just a feminist and I believe that woman are stronger than men.

    • Dan in Real Life

      11 years ago

      h2ph

      I'm glad I saw it for free, in the theater. Because if I'd paid I would have been disappointed. And if I'd turned it on on On Demand one day, I would have gotten bored within the first 10 minutes and turned it off.

      But I saw it for free (because when we saw Bee Movie, they broke the film close to the beginning, and while we didn't mind getting to sit for 10 extra minutes during the movie just talking, we were given free passes to return and see another movie), and so I truly was okay with it being "rhythmically challenged" (not my phrasing). It was slow, but so very funny. On an intelligent level, of course... The way boring movies ARE funny on an intelligent level.

      I honestly think that I'm nowhere near mature enough for movies like this.

  • About Me

  • Comments (217)

    • Diestupid

      13 years ago

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      Diestupid was here

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Ye shall try to get msn or aim again so i can talk to you !
      =P

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      Nothing. Absolutely nothing at all.


      Which is why you decided to mention it in my journal...

      bullshit.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      Why the hell do you pose so much...?


      ...

      wtf are you talking about?

    • squid21R

      13 years ago

      That is so heartbreaking! smiley2.gif I think someone should stop the crappyness that is the zoo'quarium because that is uncalled for.

    • squid21R

      13 years ago

      Actually, I don't know which I like better, aquariums or zoos. I think zoos would kick ass if they had seals... but some of them do... ahhh I dunno. They both are awesome.

    • squid21R

      13 years ago

      mwahaha of course you can steal my phrase smiley0.gif


      ..i don't quite know why I evil laughed though..

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Uhm...Wel...yo...fi...
      *Walks away*

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Fine, then i don't like you! *Pouts*
      Wedding's off!

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Pie is yummy
      =P
      smiley12.gif

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      *tells you that you shou co...* oh nevermind =P
      hope everything's ok

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      *Misses you*
      Got a new pic btw

    • petee

      13 years ago

      thank you

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      I only have about 25 gigs in my playlist. the rest is stuff im tired of listening to.

      It's 285 hours 28 mins and 37 secs worth of music

    • squid21R

      13 years ago

      hmm... let see.. a good pair of tights costs about $7 and im thinkin about $20 for a studly man so that would be $28.62 with tax.

    • squid21R

      13 years ago

      ooo, that would be awesome, cuz then you could pick out a studly man side kick in tights!

    • squid21R

      13 years ago

      you are quite right, I wouldn't have it any other way

    • squid21R

      13 years ago

      yeah...shes a tard

    • squid21R

      13 years ago

      yeah, you can borrow her, shes cool...but becareful...she does tend to tackle...

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      =)

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      *Hugs*

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      =D

      anytime my friend.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      i knows.. i still felt it was a relavent and well thought out post.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      The deer didn't exist.


      Double victory then.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      very much so. =)

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      Those bottles are like 2 bucks and have 2/3 the volume of the tall cans for 99 cents.

      WIN WIN WIN WIN.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      What kind of backwards place do you live in in which Arizona comes in a can?


      Not just any can missy... Tall cans.. for 99 cents.

      they are so fucking win.

    • OneWildRover

      13 years ago

      the person below me is crazy

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      I SAID EAT!

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      My name is plain and black.

      so eat that.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      fuck that.

      worst typo ever. =(

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      haha. I know...

      no need to feel stupid.

      You just have to bone up on your internet trends. =P

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      Dont get it?

      Welcome to the internet.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      a girl doesnt like beer?

      SHOCKING. =P

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      I've been in the back of the fridge for awhile...

      Unless your itch has some pungent odor, I dont think I can help you.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      Since the 1940's I believe.

    • squid21R

      13 years ago

      thank you for the birthday wish!!!!

    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

      Thank you
      You're great
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    • Monolith_Gui

      13 years ago

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    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      Commence forking.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      I have 2.


      Fork one over.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      slow internets is bad, but knowing life is being good to you makes up for it. =]

      Take care.

    • MightyJ

      13 years ago

      =D

      thank ya. It's murda catching up with all these alerts. plus im going on a downloading spree, so my connection is running slow.

      double gay.

      hope life is treating you well.

    • Flaming_TP

      13 years ago

      whats up with you these days?

    • keithOAR4eve

      13 years ago

      well i do this around every holiday so why not during one of the best Happy St. Patrick's day

    • Luigi_Flore

      13 years ago

      no problem smiley1.gif

    • Luigi_Flore

      13 years ago

      here ya go smiley1.gif
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    • rodimus117

      13 years ago

      upps i had a miss read there , srry about that .
      i thought i read southern canada.

    • rodimus117

      13 years ago

      so where in southern canada u from ?

    • rodimus117

      13 years ago

      YA IM FROM TORONTO

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