haloclock

Male
from Fruitvale, CO

  • Activity

    • my space

      13 years ago

      haloclock

      ok i just found an old account of mine i have no friends if any could be nice and send my one that would make me happy

      thanks

      mike

      [EDIT] ok its not private anymore

    • see ya

      13 years ago

      haloclock

      i wont be on for ht enext week not like any cares but see ya

    • lopl

      13 years ago

      haloclock

      rtdgf

    • lol

      13 years ago

      haloclock

      Joke 1
      Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

      The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

      The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

      Joke 2
      A newly married couple are honeymooning in India. As they're walking through a bazaar they see a sign that reads: "Magic sandals. Guaranteed to improve your sex life."

      The couple walk into the shop and are greeted by the shopkeeper. "These magic sandals," he tells the wife, "will increase your husband's sex drive and make him an accomplished lover." The wife tells the shopkeeper that her husband wears a size 10, and that he'd like to try them on.

      So the husband sits down, puts on the sandals and gets a gleam in his eye that his wife has never seen before. The husband rips his pants off, bends the shopkeeper over the counter and goes to town.

      Frantically the shopkeeper screams, "The sandals! You've got them on the wrong feet!"

    • Heres a new joke!!!!

      13 years ago

      haloclock

      Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time. The two boys went to the community and did their work and returned to court the following month. The judge asked the first boy how he did and he told the judge that he convinced 30 people not to do drugs.
      The judge said, "That was great how did you do that?"
      The Boy told him, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
      "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)
      "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
      "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
      "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison, and this is your asshole after prison!!!! (pointing to the bigger circle)

  • About Me

  • Comments (126)

    • bestathalo

      13 years ago

      Please comment on my pics and enter my contest.

    • m1lky

      13 years ago

      that dane cook thing is hilarious

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      woo hoo! im soo proud....

    • haloclock

      13 years ago

      i put random usernames there

    • donodonut

      13 years ago

      ummm

      why do you have my username as your title?

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      hehehehe, me and my friend figured out how to get around. We just used the german versions of sites instead of the english ones. So we use www.bungie.de instead of www.bungie.com

    • haloclock

      13 years ago

      lol

      does your school have surf block in the labs?

      if they do send me a message

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      whopee! posting from school is fun!

    • UNSC__Mouse

      13 years ago

      my friend donodonut made the picture

      I don't know how

    • torryrocksme

      13 years ago

      Cool, if you do, just message me with the info... smiley0.gif

    • haloclock

      13 years ago

      thanks again lol

    • soupierdragn

      13 years ago

      yes

    • haloclock

      13 years ago

      shoot can i edit it?

    • soupierdragn

      13 years ago

      im just making sure did you read the rules

    • haloclock

      13 years ago

      best of halo yes i fucked up when i moded it

      overkill6666 yes sir

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      whats wiza' random request? (though you seem pretty cool)

    • bestathalo

      13 years ago

      your Xbox is broke right thats why your not on?

    • spoony666

      13 years ago

      can you plz vote for me here
      p.s u can vote everyday plz

    • spoony666

      13 years ago

      plz vote for me here

    • Schraver Party Hard

      13 years ago

      Burnt Toast smiley9.gif

    • haloclock

      13 years ago

      waz up

    • Katarn

      13 years ago

      hey.

    • maxbr1

      13 years ago

      Yo! check my images out.

    • maxbr1

      13 years ago

      Cool! my best weapon is 2 magnum pistols. yes im amazing with them! my favorite has gotta be the shotgun!

    • haloclock

      13 years ago

      fav. beam rifle
      best.any thing that snipes!!!
      or that blow ur FU****IN head off [rockets,plasma gernades (STICKYS)]

      Post edited 1/11/06 2:17PM

    • maxbr1

      13 years ago

      Hey! whats ur favorite or best weapon at halo?

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