hamsterman

from go to hell

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    • Yet again

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      a motherfucking week gone in canada canoeing in the boundary waters. "Roosterteeth Productions has news!" big deal. I see it when i first come on the site. that's funny. do you realize that I still exist? "oh dude he's still here? shit..." cant i get one goddamn comment? im leaving the site as of now. goodbye. no joke.

    • Wow.

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      I've officially been online for one day. Check out some of these people who seem to have no life. (Scroll down)

    • Funny Stuff

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      You have to pass a quiz to get to the MGS3 Secret Theater. Highly funny, though. Go to Secret Theater, then click Enter if you think you can pass it.

    • Batman Begins

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      kicked serious ass. The Scarecrow was the coolest enemy ever. Ever.

    • Non Sequitur

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      I'll have the new strip up for the majority of days for the next few weeks. That way you never need to leave your computer!

    • Seriously

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      I'm gonna be NMK_Church for a while. 8 weeks. yeah.

    • D0nt ph34r t3h r34p3r!

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      All our times have come
      Here but now they're gone
      Seasons don't fear the reaper
      Nor do the win sun or rain
      We can be like they are
      Don't fear the reaper
      Don't fear the reaper
      Don't fear the reaper
      Valentine is done
      Here but now they're gone
      Romeo and Juliet are together in eternity
      Romeo and Juliet
      like Romeo and Juliet
      Redefine happiness
      We can be like they are
      Don't fear the reaper
      Don't fear the reaper
      Don't fear the reaper
      Love of two is one
      Here but now they're gone
      Came the last night of sadness
      and it was clear
      she couldn't go on
      then the door was open
      and the wind appeared
      the candles blew and disappeared
      saying don't be afraid
      and she had no fear
      Then they started to fly
      She had become like they are
      She had become like they are
      Don't fear the reaper

      If there are any flaws in the lyrics, they were on the tab I got of the song, so don't complain to me.

      The tab is awesome! It's so fun playing!

    • I laughed out loud. What about you?

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."

      The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well.

      One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."



      A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."

    • Why me?

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      I noticed this a long time ago, but just decided to ask: How come many peoples karmas got restarted to 0, but not mine? Was it just sponsors or something?

    • That's what birthdays are for!

      14 years ago

      hamsterman

      It was a while ago, but because of Best Buy gift certificates, I got Paranoid, Reno 911! season 1 and Doom 3 Collecters Edition. Badass^awesome!

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  • Comments (11)

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      haha yea

    • caboose9123

      14 years ago

      ya mike it is rouse

      ZEPPELIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • rue225

      14 years ago

      Rockaward.jpg

    • ryuhayabusa5

      14 years ago

      funny thing bout books.

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      thanks dude!!!

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      yes it is on this planet

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      pfft, no. i saw it live.

    • AryaStark

      14 years ago

      His theme song is the Final Countdown

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      dragonite indeed.

    • Exile650

      14 years ago

      You like Zeppelin too. I love playing Halo 2 to Kashmir (did I spell that right?).

    • NMK_Church

      14 years ago

      hiya mike eat cake and play Halo 2

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