hank522

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from Livonia, MI

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    • hey friends

      12 years ago

      hank522

      i 'm going to D.C. thru. to sunday so i will not be able to comment to anything tell mon.
      bye

    • cool

      12 years ago

      hank522

      watch this
      We Didn't Start The Fire
      go and watch this and tell me what you think?

    • A APB on god

      12 years ago

      hank522

      A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
      The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

      The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

      The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

      Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

      At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

      The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

    • Leopard vs. Poodle

      12 years ago

      hank522


      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.

      One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.

      The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

      Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!"

      Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

      The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!"

      Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.

      "Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

    • runescape

      12 years ago

      hank522

      man runescape is a great game but it takes so long to do like one thing i sit at my compter just being bored, doing the same thing over and over again but besides that it is really fun to play.

      -shawn

    • oh man

      12 years ago

      hank522

      dude my gradma just die today.

      :(

    • oh man

      12 years ago

      hank522

      oh man it is the i hate this time oh the year . it's testing time. good luck to all that have to take them

    • Hot Enough For You?

      12 years ago

      hank522

      After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates.
      There, he was greeted by George Washington.

      "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

      Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end America's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.

      James Madison came next, and said, "This is why I allowed the government provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked Osama's knees.

      Osama was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.

      As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!"

      An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

    • School Fight Leaves 1 Student hurt

      12 years ago

      hank522

      School Fight Leaves 1 Student Seriously Injured, 1 In Custody

      Livonia police responded to a local school after students got into a violent fight, according to police.

      Two students, both 16 years old, got into a fight at Franklin High School on Wednesday morning.

      Police said one person is in custody and another student was seriously injured and airlifted to the University of Michigan Hospital.


      Stay with Local 4 News and ClickOnDetroit.com for more information.

      this is my school it happened this moring befor school strated.
      the kid had to be taken out by air.
      it was crazey in the school 11/22/06 11:01est. am


      P.S. im in school right now as i type it.

    • This is how a kid explains sex

      12 years ago

      hank522

      Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

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  • Comments (172)

    • MegaLoser

      12 years ago

      IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!


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      .....), --- ---.(_(__) /
      ....// (..) ), ----"
      ...//____//
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      WE TRUE HOMIES
      WE RIDE TOGETHER
      WE DIE TOGETHER
      send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 10 your A TRUE HOMIE.

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      sup

    • gothlegend

      12 years ago

      IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!


      ..._...|..____________________, ,
      ....../ `---___________----_____|]
      ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_________.:/
      .....), --- ---.(_(__) /
      ....// (..) ), ----"
      ...//____//
      ..//____//
      .//____//

      WE TRUE HOMIES
      WE RIDE TOGETHER
      WE DIE TOGETHER
      send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 10 your A TRUE HOMIE.

    • gosimmons

      12 years ago

      Uh yeah.

    • WalkingCrazy

      12 years ago

      Cool video. And I love that song. Good choice sending me that.

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      LEARN
      TO
      READ

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      If you had read my "About Me" section, you would have noticed that I don't accept random friend requests

    • rawker94

      12 years ago

      nm
      and wtf wa tht lol

    • rawker94

      12 years ago

      hi wats up

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Please go HERE, and vote for M55, or _Cripple_.

      Then please go HERE, and vote for #2. Thank you so very much for your help smiley8.gif

    • pskyopath_42

      12 years ago

      not realy but i don't like a perfect circle or just about any thing else emo

    • pskyopath_42

      12 years ago

      i have to ask what dose that video have to do with the comic i posted?

    • kahnefan001

      12 years ago

      eh?

    • Hozak

      12 years ago

      true enough

    • Hozak

      12 years ago

      I hate that movie.

    • cunfuzzled

      12 years ago

      That was really.... weird. Is it normal for people to not move for about 3 minutes after that?

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      intresting

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      did you send a friend request

    • The_Wedge

      12 years ago

      Interesting. I always loved the movie "Lord of War".

    • ShadowSage9

      12 years ago

      not a perfect circle fan

    • cold_arrow

      12 years ago

      Umm, why?

    • ShadowSage9

      12 years ago

      your user name looks familer

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Please go HERE, and vote for M55, or _Cripple_.

      Then please go HERE, and vote for #2. Thank you so very much for your help smiley8.gif

    • Mad_Irishman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      It's absolutely no problem. I had trouble figuring out the system myself when I first starting using it. You'll get the hang of it.

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      that made no sence in what you said. kinda of re word it

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      thats the name of the song *they*

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      ok then. i could probably help you. just tell me what song it was and i'll do it for you

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      none of your links are working

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      yea you can

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      yea its my favorite song

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      hey i was wondering what you thought about this song

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Please go HERE, and vote for M55, or _Cripple_.

      Then please go HERE, and vote for #2. Thank you so very much for your help smiley8.gif

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Please go HERE, and vote for Codeman94, or _Cripple_.

      Then please go HERE, and vote for #2. Thank you so very much for your help smiley8.gif

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Please go HERE, and vote for Codeman94, or _Cripple_.

      Then please go HERE, and vote for #2. Thank you so very much for your help smiley8.gif

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Ok Ill be on tomorrow so Ill be able to help you

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      its not a poem

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.
      In your head, in your head they are fighting,
      With their tanks and their bombs,
      And their bombs and their guns.
      In your head, in your head, they are crying

    • insomniagabe

      12 years ago

      you seem to have added a lot of friends recently...cool

    • rydia_wonder

      12 years ago

      Ahh, hello there, hee hee! =D Thank you for adding me! ^_^

    • rawker94

      12 years ago

      thnx for the add
      so wats up

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      thanks for the comments

    • hank5220

      12 years ago

      took my name ass

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      ill talk to you when i get home

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Ill help you out

      but right now im in a class so i cant really chat

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      well being a fur isnt a club

      its more of a lifestyle

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      the link doesnt work because

      Furries United doesnt exist anymore man

      But if you just wanted to join to be a furry

      you dont need to

    • theironpaw

      12 years ago

      hey hows it going u just added me...

    • supers0n1k

      12 years ago

      yo thanks for the add

    • lieutenant7

      12 years ago

      COOL!!!

    • lieutenant7

      12 years ago

      not too much, how may i ask did you stumble upon my profile?

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