hank522

Male
from Livonia, MI

  • Activity

    • The Poopie List

      12 years ago

      hank522

      • GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
      • CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
      • SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done pooping, have pulled your underwear up to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more.
      • POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so hard you practically have a stroke.
      • LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: This kind of poopie is so huge, you are afraid to flush without breaking it up with your pencil.
      • GASSEY POOPIE: It is so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
      • DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks at the bottom of the toilet bowl.
      • CORN POOPIE: (self explanatory)
      • GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you could do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
      • SPINAL TAP POOPIE: This kind hurts so bad coming out, you swear it is leaving sideways.
      • WET CHEEKS POOPIE (aka POWER DUMP): The kind that comes out so fast, your behind is splashed with toilet water.
      • LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splashes all over the toilet bowl and you.
      • UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that does not smell.
      • SUPRISE POOPIE: You are not even at the toilet because you are positive you will only fart, but...(oops!) a poopie.
      • DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop even though you know you are done pooping. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
      • ATOMIC POOPIE: The kind that burns on the way out and it still burns hours after you poopie.

    • Cockadoodledoo

      12 years ago

      hank522



      What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
      A rooster says, "Cockadoodledoo!" And a blonde says, "Any cock'll do."

    • A Helpful Man

      12 years ago

      hank522



      A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.
      As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, “You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch.â€Â

      “But I'm not pregnant,†she says.

      “Well, you're not out of the ditch yet,†he says.

    • 101 Things NOT to Say During Sex

      12 years ago

      hank522

      But everybody looks funny naked!
      You woke me up for that?
      Did I mention the video camera?
      Do you smell something burning?
      What tampon?
      Try breathing through your nose.
      A little rug burn never hurt anyone.
      Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
      Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
      But whipped cream gives me the shits.
      Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door thinks I'm good?
      Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
      Can you please pass me the remote control?
      Do you accept Visa?
      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
      Ew - on second thought, let's turn off the lights.
      And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!
      So much for mouth-to-mouth.
      Try not to leave any stains, okay?
      Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
      (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
      Do you get any premium movie channels?
      Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
      (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
      Got any penicillin?
      But I just brushed my teeth...
      Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
      I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
      I want a baby!
      So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
      (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
      Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
      Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
      I think you have it on backwards.
      When is this supposed to feel good?
      Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
      You're good enough to do this for a living!
      Is that blood on the headboard?
      Did I remember to take my pill?
      Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
      I wish you'd let me put this bag on your head...
      That leak better be from the waterbed!
      I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
      So, how's your mother?
      Did I tell you that I found this mattress on the side of the highway?
      If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.
      No, really... I do this part better myself!
      It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
      This would be more fun with a few more grandparents.
      You're almost as good as my ex!
      Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
      Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
      You look younger than you feel.
      Perhaps you're just out of practice.
      You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
      They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
      Now I know why he/she dumped you...
      Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
      You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
      I hope my stomach doesn't look too puffy - I haven't shat in weeks.
      Have you ever considered liposuction?
      And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
      What are you planning to make for breakfast?
      I have a sickening confession...
      I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
      Are those real or am I just behind the times?
      Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
      Is that a hanging sculpture?
      You'll still vote for me, won't you?
      Did I mention my transsexual operation?
      I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
      Did you come yet, dear? Did I?
      I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
      A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
      Does this count as a date?
      Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
      Hic! I need another beer for this please.
      I think purple nurples are romantic - don't you?
      You can cook, too right?
      When would you like to meet my parents?
      Have you ever tried it in the nose?
      Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
      Sorry about the nametags, They're to avoid any embarrassment later.
      Don't mind me… I always file my nails in bed.
      (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
      I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
      Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
      Sorry but I don't do toes!
      You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
      Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
      Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
      I'll bet you didn't know I work for ''The Enquirer''.
      So that's why they call you Mr. Flash!
      My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
      Is this a sin too?
      I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
      Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
      Long kisses clog my sinuses...
      Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
      How long do you plan to be ''almost there''?
      You mean you're NOT my blind date?



    • my grades at 9th grade so far

      12 years ago

      hank522

      1st Marking Period
      WORLD HISTORY 80/B-
      NJROTC 1 97/A
      BIOLOGY 90/A-
      ENGLISH 9 100/A
      GEOMETRY 88/B+
      CONCERT BAND 100/A



    • im sorry

      13 years ago

      hank522

      im saying sorry to swat for what i had said.


      -shawn hand

    • sorry

      13 years ago

      hank522

      sorry i have not been on i was at boy scout camp and MIS and band camp (not that good one)

    • THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW,BUT PROBABLY DONT

      13 years ago

      hank522

      1 . Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of
      cotton...

      2. The Declaration of Independence was written on
      hemp (marijuana) paper.

      3. The dot over the letter I is called a "tittle".

      4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne
      will bounce up and down continuously from the
      bottom of the glass to the top.

      5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. NOT
      TRUE

      6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of
      Happy Meals.

      7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were
      misspelled.

      8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who
      had red eyes. He was albino.

      9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the
      wrong parents, daily.

      10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother
      and sister.

      11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous
      system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

      12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing
      up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing
      the shark to explode.

      13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (EWW!).

      14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland
      because he doesn't wear pants.

      15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

      16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper'
      and 'lower' because in the time when all original print
      had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters
      were stored in the case on top of the case that stored
      the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

      17. Leonardo DA Vinci could write with one hand and
      draw with the other at the same time, hence, multi-tasking
      was invented.

      18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out
      during World War II were made of wood.

      19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling
      casinos.

      20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter
      Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

      21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme
      with: orange, purple, and silver!

      22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it
      took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

      23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make
      it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

      24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original
      "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.

      25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and
      four pennies, you have $1.19 You also have the largest
      amount of money in coins without being able to make
      change for a dollar (good to know.)

      26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your
      back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought
      this list was completely useless.)

      27. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an
      old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat
      your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

      28. The first product Motorola started to develop
      was a record player for automobiles. At that time,
      the most known player on the market was the
      Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

      29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more
      calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has
      in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!

      30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you
      from crying!

      31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified
      kosher.

      32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for
      being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

      33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before
      they go into space because passing wind in a space suit
      damages it. I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS.

      34. George Carlin said it best about Martha
      Stewart.. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind
      bars . O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking
      around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE
      woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in
      the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail."

    • sorry

      13 years ago

      hank522

      sorry i have not been on i got in ground be cause of grades

    • hi

      13 years ago

      hank522

      hi im at school right now. im not doing my LA or histroy but im tpyeing to you guys in the time i was given
      by the school.

  • About Me

  • Comments (172)

    • ARM

      12 years ago

      Yeah..I saw it for about one second...then Jesus appeared...now it's burned into my brain. I'm gonna' be seein' Jesus for a while.

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      yea

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      you mean furries united or furries in general?

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      you can but cant it kinad ended

    • gotown3d

      12 years ago

      nothing

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      me too

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      ye i dont like to mess with people who are doing something that they really like

    • gotown3d

      12 years ago

      hello?

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      i was but stoped becuse i dont whant to disturb him whil he writes but now iam talking to another fur of rvb

    • lieutenant7

      12 years ago

      hi there!

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      ok i used to not have the fr thing up but i made like a big friends cut down and then i decided to put it back up.

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      ok so what are you doing

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      becuse i whould do it but most of the times i whont

    • dejablue

      12 years ago

      yea and it was kinda of true

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      not really

      I like to write in my free time

    • mattroher

      12 years ago

      you planed what????

    • mattroher

      12 years ago

      what?

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      oh nothing much

      chatting with other furs and getting some writing done

    • Madison

      12 years ago

      Booyah!

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Do I know you ? Have we talked ? What makes you wanna become my friend ?

      These are all questions Iask random FR's

    • mattroher

      12 years ago

      I try not to accept random friend requests.

    • MrHatnClogs

      12 years ago

      well thank you for the friend request

    • MrHatnClogs

      12 years ago

      for wat?

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      well it was sortove
      lol
      but i got to go
      ...
      well ttyl
      bye

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      nm
      lol
      just on this site and chating on MSN
      ^_^

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Why the friend request?

    • Spartan923 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      hello?

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      lol
      ok
      ^_^
      so what you up to?

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      lol
      i try to talk to everyone on my friend list as much as i can
      ^_^
      just so you know
      lol

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      what you up to?

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      hi
      ^_^

    • tigercorpse

      12 years ago

      You'll be my friend... because you'll bring me beer. To a party. Seriously, that'll be a neat trick.

      No dice.

    • tigercorpse

      12 years ago

      Why should I add you. You have 15 minutes to give me a good reason. Your time starts ten minutes ago. Five minutes left. Go.

    • Alex_vanPutten

      12 years ago

      HAHAHAHA!!!

      NO

      You have sent me too many rfr's. Blocked!

    • Alex_vanPutten

      12 years ago

      Because I don't accept random friend requests.

    • Alex_vanPutten

      12 years ago

      NO.

    • WarFighter

      12 years ago

      Ok, tell me why I should add you...
      And...


      GO!

    • LOR_87

      12 years ago

      ummm, hello

    • Nini

      12 years ago

      yeah i know.. it sucks... i have friend that go there.... i am happy they are ok.. but so sad and hurt about all the people hurt or lost that day.

    • Nini

      12 years ago

      hey thanks for the add..how are you doing?

    • idiot45

      12 years ago

      Sure. Whatever.

    • DRNoob

      12 years ago

      hi mr. hanky522, whatever!

    • DRNoob

      12 years ago

      hanky!

    • DRNoob

      12 years ago

      hanky!

    • KC_Flash

      12 years ago

      Holy Junk dude, those are some seriously funny pix.

    • damonkie

      12 years ago

      Alright! In a lame attempt to be cool I will be holding a contest in which I will buy the

      winner a sponsorship for roosterteeth! There are no catches, you don't have to give up any

      mod points and most certainly don't have to purchase anything! If this looks like something you would be

      interested in just send me a message telling me why you should put on the fist

      voting list! For rules and regulations got to my profile and view my journal!

    • Zeo2

      13 years ago

      Oh......

    • Zeo2

      13 years ago

      Cool!

    • Zeo2

      13 years ago

      Ok, thanks for the vote....
      Where are you going to be this weekend?

    • Elondreth91

      13 years ago

      Hey hey!

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