hank522

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from Livonia, MI

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    • we didn't start the fire

      13 years ago

      hank522

      you got to see this friend or foe
      http://home.uchicago.edu/~yli5/Flash/Fire.html

      srry if the link dose not work you can get it by google then tpye "we didn't start the fire movie" and it should be the first one

    • Pole

      13 years ago

      hank522

      Pole
      hey any body who reads this take the pole.To win: pick one # and the group with the with the most gets votes gets the +10 mod
      for each voter

      1.you have red vs. blue on DVD.
      2.you see it on this web sight.
      3.you have never heard of Red VS. Blue.
      4.you just what a +1 mod.
      IS GOING TO STOP AT 5/10/06

    • 99.9% true

      13 years ago

      hank522

      99.9% true
      Either grab a writing utensil and something to write on, or just remember your anwers.

      Apparently this is 99.9% TRUE

      Don't peek at the answers, cause it ruins it.



      1)If your Straight write the first name of a person of the opposite
      sex that pops into your head,

      if your Gay write the name of the person of the same sex that pop's into your head,

      if your Bi write the name of the first person that pop's into your head....
      (it has to be the first)



      2) Which is your favorite color out of
      red, black, blue, green, yellow?



      3) Your first initial?



      4) Your month of birth?



      5) Which color do you like more, black or white?



      6) Name of a person of the same sex as yours.



      7) Your favorite number?



      8) Do you like California or Florida more?



      9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?



      10) Write down a wish. (A realistic one).



      ARE Y0U D0NE?
      iF S0 SCR0LL D0WN.
      (D0N'T CHEAT... fool...)
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      .
      THE ANSWERS

      1. You are completely in love with this person.

      2. If you choose:

      Red - You are alert and your life is full of
      love.

      Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

      Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid
      back.

      Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses
      and affection from the ones you love.

      Yellow- you are a very happy person and give
      good advice to those who are down.


      3. If your initial is:

      A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in
      your life.

      L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum
      and your love life is
      soon to blossom.

      S-Z You like to help others and your future love
      life looks very good.


      4. If you were born in:

      Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and
      you will discover that you fall in love with
      someone totally unexpected.

      April-June: You will have a strong love
      relationship that will not last long but the
      memories will last forever.

      July-Sep: You will have a great year and will
      experience a major life changing experience for
      the good.

      Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great,
      but eventually you will find your soul mate.

      5. If you chose...

      Black: Your life will take on a different
      direction, it will seem hard at the time but
      will be the best thing for you, and you will
      be glad for the change.

      White: You will have a friend who completely
      confides in you and would do anything for you,
      but you may not realize it.


      6. This person is your best friend.

      7. This is how many close friends you have in
      your lifetime.

      8. If you chose:
      California: You like adventure.
      Florida: You are a laid back person.

      9. If you chose:

      Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to your
      love. And you are very reserved.

      Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please
      people.

      10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS JOURNAL in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

      repost with the title 99.9% true

    • "A basketball coach?"

      13 years ago

      hank522

      The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

      Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

      A young man raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

    • THE COPS WILL NEVER CATCH ME!

      13 years ago

      hank522

      - How 'Fred' Got Out of the Speeding Ticket

      A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.

      "Fred," he replies.

      "Fred what?" the officer asks.

      "Just Fred," the man responds.

      When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

      The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it.

      "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

      The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me.

      I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time.

      So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

      After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. I Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.

      I Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD, DDS with VD.

      Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.

      Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

      Then the VD took away my Dingaling so now I'm just Fred."

      The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up the Warning Ticket.

    • GRANNY SHOTS OFF TESTICLES OF RAPISTS!

      13 years ago

      hank522

      The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

      Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

      The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

      The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

      So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

      I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

      So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

      Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.


      DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!

    • MORON BURGLAR GETS STUCK IN CHIMNEY

      13 years ago

      hank522

      RENO, Nev. -- A burglar was arrested when he began screaming after getting stuck in the chimney of a Lake Tahoe home. Sheriff's deputies and a fire rescue team found Jose Francisco Martinez, 19, wedged halfway down the chimney. He apparently had been stuck there for about two hours, Placer County Sheriff's Sgt. Brian Whigam said April 21. "We've had bears stuck in chimneys before but we haven't had people," Whigam told The Associated Press. "It's crazy. The video we took is funny," he said. Authorities were forced to dismantle half the chimney brick by brick to free Martinez, doing about $20,000 damage in the process, Whigam said

    • PANTY THIEF BUSTED UP, THEN BUSTED

      13 years ago

      hank522

      Panty Thief Busted Up, Then Busted

      Oklahoma man nabs serial lingerie pilferer in "string operation"

      AUGUST 10--Meet Bruce Taylor. The Oklahoma man was busted and busted up last Friday by an aggrieved husband and wife team whose home had been broken into on five consecutive nights. And why was the 20-year-old Enid man allegedly coming back to their place night after night after night after night after night? He was there for Maria Isordia's bras and panties. According to an affidavit filed in Garfield County District Court, husband Carlos set a trap for Taylor that would have made MacGyver proud. Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby's crib). Taylor, now facing up to 20 years in prison after being hit with a felony burglary charge, was treated at a local hospital before posing for the below Garfield County Sheriff's Office mug shot. While getting bandaged up, Taylor admitted to cops he kept the unmentionables in a lunch box next to his bed. But Enid cops told TSG that they actually found his underwear stash--weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds--stored in a large red cooler. Somehow we think we've heard this story before

    • KIDS FIND $98,000 - GET TO KEEP IT!

      13 years ago

      hank522


      Kids Get To Keep $98,000 They Found

      Mother Says Money Will Be Used For College

      August 11, 2005

      BOULDER, Colo. -- Three Boulder County children split more than $98,000 after finding the cash in a field last February and turning it in.

      The children were walking through a field on Feb. 14 when they came across a duffel bag filled with stacks of bills. The bag appeared to have been left in the field for some time and the bills were wet and moldy.

      The children took the money home and then turned it in to the Boulder County Sheriff's Office, which said it could have been drug money, but finally determined it was not related to any current case.

      "The kids are dividing it among themselves," said one of the children's mother, who spoke to the Boulder Daily Camera on the condition of anonymity Monday out of concern for her family's safety. "It is a pretty good start on college savings, so they are happy about that."

      The sheriff's office presented checks totaling $98,100 to the parents of the three children Tuesday.

      It is the largest amount of money ever found in Boulder and turned in, according to West.

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  • Comments (172)

    • Elondreth91

      13 years ago

      Lol cool =D

    • fritzmonkey

      13 years ago

      he has agreed to unlock it for e3 though. smiley0.gif

    • Corruptangel

      13 years ago

      Could you vote for me?

      thanks in advance if u do!!

    • Sheldwyn

      13 years ago

      I have a book suggestion for you, try Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. Awesome book.

    • SpartanTwo

      13 years ago

      yo

    • SpartanTwo

      13 years ago

      will do

    • SpartanTwo

      13 years ago

      14% complete to lvl 13

    • Corruptangel

      13 years ago

      yup saw it

    • Corruptangel

      13 years ago

      great pic ...relly funny i modded you

    • Corruptangel

      13 years ago

      pretty funny yah...keep up the funny pics ...

    • hank522

      13 years ago

      srry i kwon it was diffent from the others lol

    • EgoDeusEst

      13 years ago

      hey i dont really kwon what to do but what the hell

      red vs blue is were i want to be , there is kwon way of stoping me, if you get in my way your going to learn, why no one kills my words,pick me to mod cause i'll kill your ma.


      so if im really bad or good just tell me k

      I think you misunderstood the question. The battle arena isn't about writhing a song. It's about submitting a ficticious character, to battle other players.

    • hank522

      13 years ago

      by made, going out around the coutry yea.no i dont mix them to gether

    • SpartanTwo

      13 years ago

      Yeah. Did you make them yourself or did you find them?

    • hank522

      13 years ago

      full metal thx for the pic

    • Amplufyed

      13 years ago

      fighting-dreamers.jpg

    • hank522

      13 years ago

      ?

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      welcome.jpg

      Also, I have created a website with tutorials on it... (click on the image)

      profiletutorial.jpg

      You may also MSG me with any questions.
      If you don't know how to send private messages, there is a tutorial on the website smiley11.gif

    • H2T3HK

      13 years ago

      95% of my journals are friend journals.

      I only make public what I deem appropriate.

    • H2T3HK

      13 years ago

      LIK OMGAWS NO!11 MOD POINTSz!

    • Amplufyed

      13 years ago

      Welkum to rvb i hope ya like it here

    • Zeo2

      13 years ago

      Welcome to RedvsBlue!!!
      Thanks for all the Commetns and the Mod points!!!

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