heald

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from Preston, England

  • Activity

    • Testing

      2 years ago

      heald

      Does anyone even read shit like this anymore?

    • Day Two

      3 years ago

      heald

      Day 2 of the good Christmas music advent calendar and what is more festive than the undead?

      Ex partners Emmy The Great and Tim Wheeler from Ash (I'll go out and say the best band from Northern Ireland in the last 25 years, suck it Snow Patrol) released This is Christmas back in 2011 and its a must have for anyone who enjoys alt rock. Being extremely well crafted tracks not only in the quality of the music In tracks like Christmas Day (I Wish I was Surfing) and (Don't Call Me) Mrs Christmas but the irreverent nature and the humour of the songs are bound to make even Scrooge crack a smile.



    • Day One

      3 years ago

      heald

      With the festive season fast approaching and Santa starting to get his slave elves into production one of my biggest bug bears is shitty Christmas music. There is so much crap released around the holidays that gets played year after year it drives me up the fucking wall, if I have to hear Noddy Holder scream ITSSSSSSSSSS CHRISSSSSSSSSSSTMAS one more time this year I will punch someone. And this is December 1st!

      In the spirit of that I have decided to do a advent calendar of good Christmas music, 25 awesome tracks to deck the halls with.

      The word greatest is a subjective word, as what is great for one person is different than another. However if you don't believe that Fairytale of New York is the greatest Christmas record ever go away.

      Released in 1987 by the Pogues from their classic album If I Should Fall From Grace with God and featuring the late Kirsty MacColl this track not only shows the barroom beauty of lead singer Shane MacGowan's unmistakable voice and has a tune that will stick in your mind till next April the level of darkness to its lyrics creates a Christmas classic which is more drinking some crappy whiskey from a dirty glass than eggnog and mince pies.

      Merry Christmas ya filthy animal


    • 4 years ago

      heald
    • Ask Agony Aunt Heald

      4 years ago

      heald

      A lot of you freaks have problems. Its ok, thats why I am here. I am Heald and I will be your agony aunt, I will take your serious questions and give you the answers that you are looking for.

      First question is from Shawn "I am starting to suspect that I am a Nazi, should I invade Poland?" Now I know the temptation that you are feeling Shawn, to recreate history and also for the fact that your European GPS system always makes you go through Poland first to get to the rest of Western Europe, however they are expecting it. They know that you might be sniffing around but they don't know that you know or possibly they do know that you know that they know that you know. Go invade Lichtenstein.

      If you have a question that needs answering just send me a message and I'll help your poor souls out
      Tata,
      Heald

    • 4 years ago

      heald

      2015, the year of the anger.

    • 4 years ago

      heald

      Its always nice to have a mid afternoon go at some absolute cunt. Good for the soul I find.

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  • Comments (11)

    • MichaelSenna Zark Muckerberg

      2 years ago

      It's been two years since your passing. Hope you rest well.

    • GohanSSJ20 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      RIP in peaces dude smiley2.gifsmiley4.gif

    • Richard- Ur mum

      4 years ago

      You're in a better place now bud smiley2.gif

    • Livmonster

      4 years ago

      Rest in Peace buddy :(

    • CMTony

      4 years ago

      RIP :(

    • supertits No Longer Super!

      4 years ago

      Thanks for the lover lovely friendship request!

      May you days be happy and swell! smiley12.gif

    • Sinof1000

      5 years ago

      I MISS U smiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gif

    • comdak

      5 years ago

      This kid. This kid. He's legit.

      • heald

        5 years ago

        This man speaks truth.

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