hellnoob

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    • NNOOOO!!!!

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      All the hentai groups have been...shut down or something...noooooooo!
      In lighter news,I ate godd,and he was pretty fuckin' delicious as a sandwich....
      Other news....fuck it..

    • Quote on quote

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      "When a girl tells you to fuck her in the ass,you don't make stupid jokes about it,you fuck her in the ass."
      -Motivational poster porn cartoon!
      Funnier 'an hell.

    • What would you do if you were an anime?

      in Forums > What would you do if you were an anime? | Follow this topic

      hellnoob

      Slash Who would you be,a neko,a robot,demon,what?
      I'd just be someone like me in real life,just...I don't know....
      Whutta 'bout ju?

      7 replies

    • STAEL!!!!!!!!!!

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      O o
      /¯/________________________
      | BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
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    • What Game defines your personality?

      in Forums > What Game defines your personality? | Follow this topic

      hellnoob

      What game describes who you are?
      Mine would be Oblivion,because you get to choose what you are and what you do,and how you do it.

      8 replies

    • Drawing

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      My Drawing has improved,very much. I wish I could show you,but you'll have to wait.

    • RP advice.

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      Gimme ideas. I was thinking Eternal Darkness:Sanity's Requiem,but I haven't played it. I need advice. That and my friend wants to make an RP with all video game protaganists. Advice is neede,please send some.

    • Weapon Rp

      in Forums > Weapon Rp | Follow this topic

      hellnoob

      You are a god. You have infinite ammo. You can have any weapon that isn't a nuke.
      Character Sheet
      Name(your character's name)
      Weapon(what weapon you have)
      Weapon Name(your weapons name)
      Caliber(what caliber your weapon is)
      Ammo Type(customized rounds,normal,what?)
      Rules
      Wtf? no fucking rules. I know someones going to lock this,but I have faith that maybe,just maybe,It won't
      My character
      Name-Cole Jay Hartman
      Weapon-Shotgun
      Weapon Name-Ol' Faithful
      Caliber-10 gauge
      Ammo Type-customized exploding rounds
      Don't give me shit. If you're a sponsor,lock it IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      14 replies

    • Creepy Story Part 2

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      I looked everywhere,and that kid was no where to be seen. That kid was fucked up. His eyes were soulless,his skin,pale,and he seemed to be stronger than most kids his age. I had my knife out. "This ain't worth $4.00,some gum,and a bb gun with some ammo. This is bullshit." I heard a radio acting up. It was my old walky-talky watch,and it seemed someone had it. "Hello,Garfield M. Dabec. Welcome to the nightmare of your life. Please,do make yourself comfortable. My little scout,Hughy,has probably greeted you already. I truly hope the net one won't turn you before the night ends." It sounded like a man in his thirties or forties,and quite healthy,too. "Listen you pedophile,stalking piece of shit,I hope you know you have no idea who you're dealing with,but I hope you realise you have-" "I have perfect knowledge of what your capable of. Don't you think I'd know this along with your name?" I shuddered as he laughed,"don't worry,you won't know what hit you once you find me. I'll be sure to take relish in your suffering." "Fuck you,Priest Trival!" I turned it off and I checked my watch. 9:38. I didn't know what to do. This stalker knew who I was,and threatened to molest me. Then I heard a noise. Some shuffling,then a sobbing. I got my my knife ready.

      I got out my flashlight,and turned it on. I turned the corner,and saw a girl crying. She had her back turned to me. I stepped forward,and a board creaked. She sniffled and turned silent. "I know why your here,and what you came for." She turned and looked like that one girl from F.E.A.R. I could see she was smiling as she got up and started walking towards me. I stepped back as she stepped forward. "Don't be afraid,I don't bite. Much...." Bearing large canine teeth. She then started running,and jumped impossibly in the air towards me. In defense,I pulled my arm back,as she almost came on top of me,I swung in to break her nose. She flew back a couple feet. She got up and felt her nose. She started crying then a banshee wail came from her,and I saw her disappearing into the dark. "Don't fuck with me. I got 1337 skills." I turned around and pcked my sleeping bag and looked at my watch. 9:47. "Damn it. I hate this." I wasn't wussing out. I was pissed. "Fine,you want a fight? I'll fight. And I hope you enjoy getting your asses kicked." I started to rest. I got up after a twenty minute rest,and walked upstairs. "Maybe someone..." I headr a slight creak in a board behind me. A kid who looked a liitle shorter than me stood there. "Who are you?"

      "Kyle. You?" He said,casually. "Garfield,but my friends call me Gar." He looked sane,but I didn'tlet down my guard and got curious. "Wait a minute,are you like the two kids before?" He shrugged,"I have no idea who,but if your talking about the psychos that inhabit this place,no. I've been locked in here since I was five. I'm twelve." I was shocked. "Dude,the front door..." I was fear-struck. I ran back downstairs and tried to open the door,but they wouldn't budge. "MOTHERFUCKER! YOU BASTARDS!" I screamed. I heard him coming downstairs. I started crying. "C'mon,open. Open...." I sobbed. I felt helpless. Kyle helped me up. "I hope I get to see Priest Trival die." I said. He laughed. "That guy? He's a pushover. I could take him. I've seen him. He's an old geezer." I looked at Kyle and said,"where might he be?" I was determined to find the man who locked me in here,and this poor kid. Seems he pissed off the wrong kid.
      --To be continued--

    • Fight of Epicness

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      Yes or no

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  • Comments (450)

    • irvipat10

      10 years ago

      wow. no wonder nothing less of a rocket launcher would work. unless i wanted to take forever

    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      Oh my.

    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      Well, every good series has to take a fall.

    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      Doctor Salvador should call a plastic surgeon.

      Leon should be able to find a re-spawn location.

      After all, Mister Kennedy is from a series made by Capcom.

      Popular Capcom characters do not die.

    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      I see.

    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      Ambiguity, hard at work.

      Forgive my confusion. I thought you were referencing something else.

    • Copy001

      10 years ago

      In reply to hellnoob, #80:

      52...and A half...


      With a three-hundred dollar fine?

    • Surutar

      10 years ago

      it was a needed action.

    • pelao0o

      10 years ago

      a pokemon ....a sexy one

    • TheForge

      10 years ago

      Sending out invites to all club member's I haven't seen on this thread lately (or ever.)
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216740

    • creed_empire

      10 years ago

      Srry for posting for you

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      Since you are a Member of the LEFT 4 DEAD Group I am announcing that the LEFT 4 DEAD CONTEST is up and running! smiley0.gif

      It's simple...just think up a story and type it up. Think about how YOU would make the game better, and give us a story. Just let it flow. Guidelines are in the Contest Entry I linked you to.

      Actual prizes will be mailed to you if you win smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif You can't beat free stuff! smiley0.gif


      Good Luck Zombie Killer!!

    • sargernator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      it's two ypou know self bragging

    • sargernator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      don't like tyhe history part

    • stryker920

      10 years ago

      Akuma

    • Nyrufa

      10 years ago

      I'm delighted that you have brought this to my attention!

      >:D

    • jarjarbing

      10 years ago

      then you havent played it


      its so fun and challenging

    • DarknessSith

      10 years ago

      Xigbar: Hey dude. Darkness is gonna clean his friends list. Unless ya wanna lose an ally, go comment on da journal and be safe!

    • Zelda

      10 years ago

      not so good, and for you?

    • Zelda

      10 years ago

      hey

    • Sekai08

      10 years ago

      I just broke up with my hubby - the journal b4 that one expains it more

    • pelao0o

      10 years ago

      i've no clue

    • cabosetek

      10 years ago

      I understand. The game itself isn't for those who don't have long attention spans. The average game between two players usually lasts at least an hour.

    • cabosetek

      10 years ago

      so, did you like 40k?

    • cabosetek

      10 years ago

      In that case, you could do something with warhammer 40k. If you don't know what that is, look on wikipedia, it has the complete story. 40k is also known for having a huge background and huge battles as well 10 different races to play as. 8 of those races have plenty of sub factions. If you have any questions, you can ask me or you can go to this link. It's a forum for 40k. www.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=1813781&page=761#c11857529

    • cabosetek

      10 years ago

      well then how about fallout.

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      wat

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      wat

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      ? wat?

    • kk_iza_cooki

      10 years ago

      well actually it is me, my sister, and my two brothers.
      tyler, austin, and morgan are my close friends and i think of them as brothers! =)

    • kk_iza_cooki

      10 years ago

      hello person!

    • noob55

      10 years ago

      umm wtf?..so u want to have a rouge guy int he gears of war rp when Sierra is going to hell and huans are fighting for their very survival..and those that are, are united

    • partygrunt

      10 years ago

      thx but how do i give it to her shell know its me and if i give it to someone eles thel look in it
      ..note look at my war rp on forms

    • partygrunt

      10 years ago

      i mean jurnal

    • partygrunt

      10 years ago

      look at my profile topic

    • Sekai08

      10 years ago

      I had a look. I'm so busy I can't really keep up with the RPs I'm in atm, so I can't join anything new.

    • Sekai08

      10 years ago

      yeah, when I get a chance smiley1.gif

    • Sekai08

      10 years ago

      have you read my profile description - the part about friend requests? One of two user comments does not a friend make.

    • Sekai08

      10 years ago

      who? and what?

    • Cthulu_man54

      10 years ago

      I don't know at the moment...but was thinking on Brujah trying to expand their territory and take some from the other clans.

    • Cthulu_man54

      10 years ago

      Right.

    • Cthulu_man54

      10 years ago

      Well thats probably a good reason for him to get reinforcments.

    • Cthulu_man54

      10 years ago

      Advancethe plot with the Brujah trying to get more territory from the other clans.

    • Cthulu_man54

      10 years ago

      yep, I'm trying to find people who are in the Brujah clan in the RP.

    • Cthulu_man54

      10 years ago

      hey hellnoob..I was wondering if you may help me improve the plot a bit on my RP.

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      i'll trust that
      What's a sugar buzz?

    • FuckedUpCat

      10 years ago

      ok

    • FuckedUpCat

      10 years ago

      *pokes*

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      heh
      me neither

    • GodOfTacos

      10 years ago

      so...
      whazzup?

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