hellnoob

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    • More words

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at
      fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take
      the case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will
      find she did it with a knife; but if you take simply the aspect of the pencil,
      you will say that she did it with her teeth.
      -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

    • Words

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
      -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

    • Morgue

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      A morgue is a morgue is a morgue. They can paint the walls with aggressively
      cheerful primary colors and splashy bold graphics, but it's still a holding
      place for the dead until they can be parted out to organ banks. Not that I
      would have cared normally but my viewpoint was skewed. The relentless
      pleasance of the room I sat in seemed only grotesque.
      -- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers"

    • Creed;Epilogue

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      This is basically what happens after Creed has found he has the four horseman as his weapons(War,Death,Famine,Pestilence) at his disposal.

      As I woke up,my hands felt a tight grip around Duncans throat. "Get the fuck out of my way." Gagging,I threw him into the wall. He was coughing and cursing as I walked into my friends in the board room. "Hey,Creed!" Yelled the sheriff,the smell of bacon from his direction.I raised Fear,the weapon form of Death,and shot him in the head. He flew back into the wall. Aiming at Vlad next,I heard someone form behind,so I shot behind me. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" said Raguel,bowstaff at hand. He leaped,and my sword,Solitude,the weapon form of Death,was in his heart. "Ghhkkggh,errr,blaugh." He sat at the base of my sword,bleeding perfusely. I had Death and War out,and they seemed happy,so,splitting a spine-tingling grin,I just unloaded on the members. I soon was locked with Kayne,and he seemed odd. "Stop this now,or I wi--" I stuck Solitude in his throat and twisted the blade. Daemion came in seeming oblivious to the blood spattered walls of the members. I sed Fear to get him awake,by shooting him square in the chest. "Ow,that hurt you asshole." As the wound healed instantly,I reloaded. He summoned his reaver,and got into his combat stance. "Weel,it seems you look ill." I said darkly,unleashing a swarm of insects from my arm,thanks to Pestilence. He was distracted,so I took advantage of this,and used solitude to pierce his head. Quickly healing he tried to cut at me,but just front flipped over him and landed my heel on the back of his skull,making a sickening crack. He just turned and pulled out Terror,his hellborn version of Agony. He fired perfusely until he though he stopped me. I then appeared from the shadows behind him,coming around with Solitude and slit his juggular. I stopped as he bled to death. I then walked from the tower I made and set the charges I planned to use. The charges set I ran back and called Lilith,my girlfriend. Since she was so precious to me,I kept her hidden from my enemies. I called her and said,"I love." I then hung up,and,with tears of blood running from my eyes,I triggered the detonator. I saw it crumble and I saw in the air,a large stone coming on top of me. I just stood and watched as it came closer,closer,until I was underneath,bleeding to death. I saw nothing realised,I just fucked up. Then a flash came and woke up,realising I was going to do something like my dream,I went back to sleep,and hoped it would never happen.
      Not much of an epilogue. But I'm just beginning with how Creed gets this far.

    • Weaponry

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      Which weapon would you have?

    • Why...

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      Do the good die young?

    • Which gun would you rather have?

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      Simple. Choose wisely.

    • 200

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      Frinds,I have them.

    • I hear....

      10 years ago

      hellnoob

      When hells cup overflowith,the dead will rise.
      What are your thoughts?

    • War:Hell and Earth

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      hellnoob

      The demons feared in the books of the bible and in our minds have come to invade our planet,and the war begins.
      Story so far...(log format:)
      Year:2366
      Human Population:200,000
      Demon hold:strong
      Humans survival percentage:20%
      Main Defense:Amassing assault force,the Last Stand Human Defense(LSHD)
      Repopulation percentage:50% and rising.
      Now,basically what's happening is that demons have started taking a strong hold on Earth,and humanities last defense is the previously mentioned Last Stand Human Defense. As a civillian,a soldier,or as one of many demon foot soldier's amassing army,you help decide the humans fate.
      Character sheet:
      Name:(what you person is called)
      Race:(human or demon)
      Rank:(human:civillian,soldier[private-captain];demon:soldier,officer,kamikazi,or hellknight)
      Side:(Last Stand Human Defense,or the Demon Invasion Force)
      Emblem:(One for either Side,no different one for each character)
      Armor appearance:(What your character looks like in armor)
      Appearance:(What your character looks like)
      Weapon:(Think Doom and Turok arsenal)
      Other:(anything random or what I might ave missed)
      Rules
      1.No god modding.
      2.civilians can be turned into soldier but have to go through training.
      3.Demons can die. Don't think because they're soulless monsters,they are immortal.
      4.Demons who switch sides(1% chance I'll approve),your Side and Symbol change.
      5.Have fun.
      Play!

      8 replies

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    • biotom

      10 years ago

      lalalalaalalalalalalalaalalalalaalalalalalaalalalalalaalalalalalaalalaaaaALAALALAAL

    • RunninMan

      10 years ago

      1. Apparently you're a n00b in hell
      2. Priest by Stephen Lynch (i dunno)
      3. brimstone
      4. .....I dunno?
      5. 4 score and 7 years ago?
      6. A sponge in the process of regenerating
      7. What kind of nerd are you?
      8. You have good taste in games
      9. You're not a PRO in hell.....

    • HaloMonster1

      10 years ago

      Gratz on 40 dude

    • biotom

      10 years ago

      sean

    • tunafish

      10 years ago



      hey, i see you added me as a friend! NICE!!!

    • biofreak

      10 years ago

      sean gambone

    • Dashou ?

      10 years ago

      hmm~
      i gotta go to school, see ya

    • Dashou ?

      10 years ago

      No worries :P

    • Dashou ?

      10 years ago

      mhmm~~

    • onemanarmy56

      10 years ago

      that stinks, man the reception was so boring, i ate breakfast at 10 and then we sat at the recpetion for 2 hours until 6 to eat dinner, then the reception lasted until like 10pm

    • Dashou ?

      10 years ago

      Ah ok, just chattin and catchin up with thousands of alerts @_____@''

    • Dashou ?

      10 years ago

      Good thanks ^__^
      whatcha up to?

    • Dashou ?

      10 years ago

      Ah~ ok
      how are ya anyway?

    • Dashou ?

      10 years ago

      Umm~~~
      nope..

    • alucardjr

      10 years ago

      nice

    • alucardjr

      10 years ago

      what kind of movies do u like?

    • Cthulu_man54

      10 years ago

      Profile approved.

    • alucardjr

      10 years ago

      how was your day?

      mine was ok.

    • alucardjr

      10 years ago

      i am ok.

      how ya doing?

    • alucardjr

      10 years ago

      hey whats up?

    • Unholy_Crab1

      10 years ago

      Why thank you.

    • onemanarmy56

      10 years ago

      ugghh i gotta go to a wedding

    • onemanarmy56

      10 years ago

      lmao

    • onemanarmy56

      10 years ago

      well thank him for me lol

    • onemanarmy56

      10 years ago

      that timeshift icon you got is really bad ass loved that game

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      Then how can you know you owe an apology if you don't know why you're apologizing?

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      For?

    • BOZ2000

      10 years ago

      Navy duty. Anyway, I'll add ya I guess, I add everyone but they fall off afte about 4-5 days if inactive

    • BOZ2000

      10 years ago

      I'm gone in roughly 4 days, are you sure you want to add me?

      Is this a random friend request? (I recall you were on my list before but didn't watch me or respond in any way)

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      Nope.

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      It was a shitty thread and it's my job to lock shitty threads.

      Have a nice day.

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      No one can get in that thread.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      You just lost the game.

    • Surutar

      10 years ago

      you serious?

      Queen - Princes of the Universe.

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      You're welcome back into the Zombie thread in 48 hours.

    • cabosetek

      10 years ago

      yeah.

    • cabosetek

      10 years ago

      Boo? Why boo?

    • hidef

      10 years ago

      u said what again

    • alucardjr

      10 years ago

      how are you?

    • hidef

      10 years ago

      boom ur dead

    • Ghost2401

      10 years ago

      yeah, Church and Washington are amazing. They are hilarous together

    • Ghost2401

      10 years ago

      I like that master chief picture though

    • MissJaded

      10 years ago

      * slaps *

    • TKdademon

      10 years ago

      I'm 13 not 16, and why does it do that anyway,say your older?

      Because you have to be at least 16 to sign up here. Uh oh.
    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      10 years ago

      K.

    • GunsNRoses For The Swarm

      10 years ago

      if youre in the stargate universe tho its both

    • DarknessSith

      10 years ago

      You can trust me. I wont nuke anything near your base.

    • slayer232

      10 years ago

      scarey, u meanie pour garra *crys*, and yes is naruhina

    • DarknessSith

      10 years ago

      You can trust me.

    • DarknessSith

      10 years ago

      Da DarkRandomMan is back! And with his own organization! So I cant join the army, sorry. But can we be allies of devastation?

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