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    • Sons of Odin

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      Here to the blaze
      I wander
      Through this black night
      I pounder
      The edge of our mighty swords
      Did clash
      Fallen by our axes
      Helmets smash

      Glory and fame
      Blood is our name
      Souls full of thunder
      Hearts of steel
      Killers of men
      Of warriors friend
      Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers
      To the end

      One day too
      I may fall
      I will enter Odin's Hall
      I will die sword in hand
      My name and my deeds will
      Scorch the land

      Glory and fame
      Blood is our name
      Soul full of thunder
      Hearts of steel
      Killers of men
      Of warriors friend
      Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers

      Sons of the gods today we shall die
      Open Valhalla's door
      Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
      Hail Gods of War

      [Solo]

      Sons of Odin we for
      By the hammer of Thor
      Ride down from the sky
      Another is born
      Another shall fall
      This day men will die

      (oh) Glory and fame
      (oh) Blood is our name
      (oh) Souls full of thunder
      (oh) Hearts of steel
      (oh) Killers of men
      (oh) Of warriors friend
      (oh) Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers

      (oh) Sons of the gods today we shall die
      (oh) Open Valhalla's door
      (oh) Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
      (oh) Hail Gods of War

      (oh) Sons of the gods today we shall die
      (oh) Open Valhalla's door
      (oh) Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
      (oh) Hail Gods of War

      (oh) Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
      (oh) Hail
      (oh) Gods
      (oh) of War!!!

    • who is the best sharp shooter?

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      i think its agent 47,but they're all good to me

    • The WoW/Diablo 2/Oblivion mix

      in Forums > The WoW/Diablo 2/Oblivion mix | Follow this topic

      hellnoob

      It's time the semi contemporary RPG's have come together. Anyone who knows of the three games can make a character using four main parts:
      -Gender,

      -Race,

      -and Class.
      For gender, of course only male or female. The races you can choose from are as follows...ONLY THESE RACES nothing else.
      -lizardman
      -human
      -elf;wood,dark, or high sub race.
      -dwarf
      -gnome
      -orc
      -half-demon
      -half-angel
      -and undead.
      The classes give your desired race abilities of martial power or great magic. The classes are shown as follows, only one class per character:
      1.Warrior-the classic combination of martial prowess and quick wits.
      2.Mage-a magic user that can go from teleporting to hurling huge fireballs, the artillery, if you will.
      3.Shaman-a tribal icon that blesses allies with elemental even demonic magic.Able to summon elemental beasts and even demonic entities.
      4.Druid-guardians of the forests that spread throughout the Draukeen world, they can use divine spiritual energies to summon animals of the great wilds, and can even turn into animals at high levels.
      5.Necromancer-the living (or undead) entities of the land of the living and the land of the dead. Able to summon zombies, skeletons,golems, and even death wraiths.
      6.Barbarian-the true meaning of brute strength,the barbarian is suited for going toe-to-toe with even the toughest of demons,so if you favor having to put a hammer in somethings skull,this is the number one choice.
      7.Ranger-the master archer,and an expert in two-weapon han to hand combat, the ranger makes an excellent sniper if ranged weapons are more suited for you.
      8.Rogue-a master at sneaking into the midst of combat and killing sentries without a sound.
      9.Spellsword-the perfect combination of martial prowess and spell-flinging,spellswords are the greater of a warrior and mage,flinging mystical orbs of burning raw energy to using his sword to splice a goblin in half.
      The classe and races go together perfectly,it does not matter what you are, you can be who you are.
      These rules allow you to be equalled out as normal characters from the games in the mix.
      1.You are NOT god
      2.you start with a standard heal power and a lesser magik attack
      3.you start with a s.sword and a shield(or a staff if you're a shaman or mage).
      4.if you are killed you are transported to a safe zone(village) with a longsword and a shield with full health and mana(or rage)
      5.again, you are not GOD!!!!!
      any questions?contact hellnoob.
      lvl up:
      1st-11th:to gain a lvl, 200xp,5xp for killing lvl 5 monsters, 30 xp for completing a lvl 6 quests
      12th-29th:to gain a lvl, 800 xp, 20xp for kiling lvl 20 monsters, 120 for completing lvl 23 quests
      30th-55th:to gain a lvl, 3200xp, 80xp for killing lvl 45 monsters, 480 for completing lvl 50 quests
      56th-90th(final lvl): to gain a lvl 12,800xp, 320xp for killing lvl 61 monsters, 1,920 for completing lvl 68 quests
      now create your characters and play!

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    • Tenacious D And The Pick Of Destiny

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      The most wierdest,most funniest pot movie I've seen. Also the only pot movie I've seen... but funny nonethe less. It is a movie that basically says,"This is the most stupidest fuckin' movie on the fuckin' planet." and so on and so forth... but it is worth watching. I'm still in europe, if your wondering. And I'm having fun. Though I am looking forward to coming home. I will be looking forward to coming off the plane, and breathe in, and say,"I am back!"


      Rob and Sean: how are you doing, and send a comment and, dammit Sean, get some images,please.

      peace!!!

    • my new symbol

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      o><o=infinity

    • Story of Creed the Vampire 5 pt.2

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      "What do you mean same opportunity as me? God has spoken to you?" " Yeah, and he's offered every time he's gotten a chance," "wait are you commanding me to listen or am I just intrigued by this topic...?" "No if I was commanding you you'd be getting laid," "Oooh, continue." "Anyway, I was turned when I was 23, but I'm 27 now, and my master was killed by some legendary hero, I forget his name though." Just then, I saw something behind her, and I lunged"LOOK OUT!!!" She turns half way before I push her and myself to the ground and out of the way of a jolt of energy. "Well,well,well, if it isn't Creed, how nice of you to be alive," said a very loathesome voice, and I looked up, there, standing average in size, a man that had dreds down to his pecs, a rifle in one hand, a sword in the other, looking down at me like bug that needs squished."Howdy doo there neighbor, what seems to be the problem?" "You being alive is the problem..oh, but allow me to introce myself. I..." he said with a low bow,"am project 112.31101010129, project Kayne, project code ,I.N.F.I.N.I.T.Y.(INhuman Field Infantry Notable Intelligence Target YOUNG), and I was the one who knocked you out when you were firing on those troops,the one who brought you to this prison, and I am the one to kill you, and your Bonny to your Clyde." His barrel in my face I started to hope would forgive me."No, you can't kill me, I'll just get right back up. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" "We'll see, you bastard." I hear the bullet,everything flashes, and the last thing I hear was "Fool," from that Kayne soldier. But soon I feel my body readjust, my wound sealed and the slug pushed out. "I told you luck favors my friend!" I raised my pistols and unleashed a full 20 rounds in the douche, and then to my surprise he got back up, wounds healing, weapons raised. "You just don't know when to quit, do you?"--to be continued--buh buh buh!!

    • Over 9000!

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      the funniest line i've heard since bow chicka honk honk!

    • Story of Creed the Vampire 5

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      The empty halls creaked as I walked through the hallways of the prison."Hey there, you vampire half-breed bastard..." A voice coming from the shadows that I recognized,"Come out, come out, where ever you are!" I was very pissed and ready to fire"Careful your step,luv, I have a very itchy trigger finger!" "Aww you called me luv. I knew you'd warm up to me!" "Warm up to you? You offered to suck my cock instead of freeing me, and you think I'm gonna forgive,forget and become sorry for you? Your one sick twisted bitch!" She got angy cause next thing I know a blade is shoved through my arm "So, a sneak attack, huh you pansy cunt?" My mind was focused like nobodies buissness."Your will is strong you'dve made a great companion, but a lover, that's still to be tested!!" "Your blood shall smear all over this damned prison! Though these walls shall be--" " You shut up and listen*sob*you can't just unleash hell on one whose been given the same opportunity!' "Whoa, whoa what the hell?"--learn more in the next part of story 5--

    • Abilities of the Seven

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      Creed:Inhuman strength and stamina, vulnerability in sunlight, bloodlust, violent in nature.


      Kayne Inf:Superior strength and mental durability, telekinetic lift,blast; pyroelectrical jolt, magnetic-electrical manipulation, and telepathy.


      SandShark:Superior sense of smell and listening. Able to retaliate precisely after being successfully struck.


      Nic:Regeneration,superior agility,biohazardous radiation blast.


      Daemion:Ingodly speed,agility,strength,and stamina,reaver,soultaker.


      Ghost:Intangibility,mist fog,advanced speed.


      Phantom:Healing,Intangibility,super intellect,titanium hand.

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  • Comments (450)

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      It's okay.

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      Link has failed me for the last time!

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Exactly I wonder why they just can't cancelthe damn show.

    • Player_Calo

      11 years ago

      Did some room cleaning and I got that dragon poster you wanted set aside whenever you come over, man. Also got rid of a lot of posters - my room looks so bare, well half of it does.
      In random news, I can't stand Death Note. That anime makes about as much sense as gay porn. lol.

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      I know.

    • Player_Calo

      11 years ago

      And yes, you count as an old friend, man. lol.

    • Player_Calo

      11 years ago

      Sure, but only after 4pm, because I got work early in the day.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      No problems, man.

    • pelao0o

      11 years ago

      thanks you dude !!!

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      I know, but I couldn't go to bed at 11:30 so I went to bed at 1:30, 2 hours later. I also agree with the resident evil thing, sounds cheesy to put biohazard.

    • Player_Calo

      11 years ago

      Speaking of Resident Evil/Biohazard though, I'm glad Capcom changed it to Resident Evil in the US, Biohazard sounds fuckin' cheesy for a survival/horror game.

    • Player_Calo

      11 years ago

      Dude, you're awake at this hour?

    • Player_Calo

      11 years ago

      Other than that, I'm pretty decent. Monday, Steve, Simpson, Sandra and I had margaritas while playing Wii at Simpson's place. And then Tuesday I had my "hangout/date" thing with an old acquaintance from high school - the reason it wasn't a date was because neither one of us knows each other enough for me to ask her out on one, but what made it sort of like a date was that our hanging out was a one-on-one thing with no other peeps involved. How about yourself, man?

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      I hate that.

    • Player_Calo

      11 years ago

      Not much really, apparently I said something to Syd, who told Tom it, and it offended Tom. And because I refuse to apologize for something that neither one of them will tell me, we probably won't be hanging out with them for a while. At least until they break up or they grow up.

    • jarjarbing

      11 years ago

      resident evil and bio hazard are the same games

    • littledrano

      11 years ago

      im almost sure its a sponsor only thing

    • Player_Calo

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the comments, man. Unfortunately I can't help you with this "pole business". But I have posted comic #2, let me know what you think.
      Take care, amigo!

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Yes, yes it was!

    • Obit

      11 years ago

      Army of Darkness was a strange movie.

    • ReDS1X

      11 years ago

      and it kinda hurt hearing Max Payne movie on PG-13

    • ReDS1X

      11 years ago

      thanks

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      What the fuck? Hey ,But wud I do!?!

    • ReDS1X

      11 years ago

      you got that right!

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      Chappy does not take kindly to revolutionists. You shall be hanged.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      THX!!!

    • DarkAnna FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      and yes i no

    • DarkAnna FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      thanks

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      your welcome, sir.

    • pie_muncher

      11 years ago

      hey thx for tha add

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      good how 'bout you?

    • Airwalk

      11 years ago

      hey buddy . . how ya been?

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!!

    • SupperNeub

      11 years ago

      I know right so true!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      ALLRIIGHT!!!

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      Very bad@$$.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      NOT MUCH--who are you?

    • RvsBSarge

      11 years ago

      SUP!!! XP

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      A bit like the original I guess,but more graphic adult wise......Awesome!

    • Silver_Lycan

      11 years ago

      Damn i been wanting to see that for ages :P whats the directors cut like?

    • Shadow_Skarr

      11 years ago

      huh

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Umm thanks I guess.

    • chemical11

      11 years ago

      umm thats kewl i guess....

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Good, how is you in my head?

    • creed_empire

      11 years ago

      Hello self how are you?

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Blaargh!

    • emokid21

      11 years ago

      blah!

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Your welcome!

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      First , I have no fuckin' idea!
      Second ,sir, don't kill any one yet.

    • Diz5652

      11 years ago

      There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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