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    • The Nine of Heaven and Earth

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      Creed-A great vampiric servant of god, invulnerable to just about any mortal attack, uses two high caliber handguns forged by micheal, plus more heavy fire power from advanced human tech.

      Kayne Inf.-A human experiment that was created to be a mindless drone in a huge bio-technological army. Breaking away from his human creators he then wanted to seak vengeance for his inhumane transformation. Using a rifle in one hand as his pistol, he can use his bio-engineered mind to create blasts of pyro-electrical jolts, and also immeasureable scale of telekinesis.

      SandShark-A very skilled swordsman with a human flaw, he is blind. He uses his adjusted hearing and smell to get a perspective of his suroundings. His sword is a sharp titanium steel blade that can cut through most obstacles.

      Nic-A russian mafia foot soldier, who through hard work and great firepower, made his way out of near future Russia. He has two bodily "enhancements": the enigmatic NOSFERATU "virus" and the TACAR mech arm replacement.

      Daemion-The actual son of satan, Daemion has lived through most lives of great people,and has slowly earned his great reputation as the Son of Satan. Physically strong and mentally durable, no human can hope accomplish the feat of damaging Daemion,much less kill him. His reaver,a weapon forged from the essenceof 10,000 fallen angels,can destroy all that cuts through.

      Ghost-The last and newest to the six, Ghost has the utmost oddest, but yet most effective power of the others, the ability to create a thick fog that looks as the mist of a cool spring morning. He also gets his name Ghost for his ability to pass through solid objects at will.


      Phantom-A refugee at a broken down hospital, found by Daemion ,Phantom got his name,like Ghost, from his ability to pass through walls. He can't create a mist like Ghost but has yet another useful trick up his sleeve, he can heal himself and others around him. He has also a pure titanium steel hand that he uses for melee. He can utilze almost any weapon offered to him and he's an expert hacker, useful for when dealing with sensitive high-tech devices!


      Sandman-An ancient ally of Daemion,he joins with them as soon as Phantom was ressurected. He came in search of Creed who mistook him for an evil demon he had pick up on. He is immortal,creating new limbs of sand that harden to flesh and bone. His sword measures 12' and 3' wide.


      Dekkon-An ally to Nic when he was escaping to America from the prison of futuristic Russia,he was found and experimented on as a project,though came from hell as messenger from Satan,he landed in the wrong place. Satan,angry with him for being caught,he banished him from hell,and gave him the ability to turn into his demon form when he had killed enough to fill his quota of souls gone to hell. His sword able to challenge the might of the Reaver.

    • How do I add a pole?

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      As the title presumes, could someone give me accurate information on how to enter a pole. If your willing to help, send a comment on how to create a pole, otherwise you can just waste your time on reading the rest of this. Cockbite.

    • Ideas for story 5

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      The Story of Creed the Vampire chapter 5 could lead to anything. So, instead of coming up with ideas myself, I'm going to open the floor to any one who has any idea for what should happen to Creed, just post your idea in a comment. If your idea is used I'll post your username at the bottom, followed by a quick 'special thanks to ____________ for the idea of the chapter. I do not know when the next chapter will be made, but the best imagination could be put into it, and if your idea isn't used, I'll leave you a short, kind note for not using your ideas. Thank you, and may the best story be told.


      -Sean-

    • July 11th, THE TRIP

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      July 11th,2008:
      This is my log for what's going on.
      On the date above, I will be on my way to Europe. The time isn't specified. So I don't know for sure when me and my siblings. Are on our way europe. So...Yeah, ummm,don't ask any questions till further notice.

      -Sean-
      A.K.A. Hellnoob

    • The only reason...

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      The only reason I don't talk about stuff noone else talks about is because I BARELY GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND IT SUCKS!
      That is all thank you.

    • Greatest Show Unearthed:Creature Feature

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and ghouls, step right up. Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight, horror, fantasy, and terror. Your every wish is our command, your every whimsical desire brought to life, but I'm warnig you there's always a price,WELCOME to the GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED!"


      The dark carnival is in town, you better be ready,
      just follow the parade of dancing skeletons
      full of ghoulish delights, around ev'ry corner,
      don't tell your parents you're here they will soon
      be mourners


      Welcome to the lower berth, the greatest show unearthed,
      we appear witout a sound, the darkest show around
      we will leave you in a daze, madness murder dismay
      we will disappear with blood on the concrete.


      I will be your ticket taker
      come in side it's a dream
      enter the funhouse of mirrors
      noone can hear you scream
      we can supply anything
      that your heart desires
      but the consequences
      will surely be dire


      Welcome to the lower birth the greatest show unearthed
      we appear with out a sound, the darkest show around,
      we will leave you in a daze,
      madness, murder, dismay,
      we will diappear at night with
      blood onth concrete



      Come inside
      for the ride
      your deepest,darkest fears


      the best night
      of your life,
      your never leaving here


      the unknown
      the unseen
      is what your gonna find


      witness this
      witness that
      until you lose your mind!



      Welcome to the lower birth,
      the greatest show unearthed
      we appear with out a sound,
      the darkest show around
      we will leave you in a daze,
      madness,murder,dismay
      we will disappear at night
      with blood on the concrete

    • Story of Creed the Vampire 4

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      My life is mystery. I thought I'd be executed beg forgiveness, and burn in hell. I MUST BE PRETTY FUCKIN' SPECIAL! I thought a voice from God meant I was fucked up and oblivion was around the corner. My unlife must have set in motion somethin' if I gettin' training on missions, and that is bad,especially the trainer is God."Yo, uhh God? Are you training me for something like the apocolypse?" He plainly says"All in good time shall be revealed, child. But now you must slay the one who has given your unlife." "Permission tospeak freely God?" "Yes child," 'SON OF A DUCK FUCKING BITCH, sorry God," "your forgiven." That bitch, that sensual bitch, has to die..."Wait, I beat the undead life out her skinny ass." "You did that yes, but you did not truly kill her." "I shall provide you with the proper ballistics in order to permanently destroy her and free you of her--" "Whoa,whoa, free? Free me from what? Her rule over me as a master?" "Yeah pretty much," God says in a casual voice as always."That shouldn't be too hard, right?" "At some points if she has weakened you, she will use you, you must keep your mind focused." I then waited for any more of God's advice, then a bright light apeared and a voice came from the heavens ominous and mighhty,"Adamintine-silver alloy pistols, forged by Micheal himself, fires .94 bullets, able to pierce any shield,armor, or protection. These weapons are only a fraction of what your other weapon shall fire." "So what are they called?" I asked,"Agony&Torment." "Cool, so mercury charged or high explosive?" "BOTH!!!" "HOLY SHIT" I was gonna have fun, but I almost forgot one detail: ammo. "How much ammo do I get, 60 ,70 rounds?" "Infinite." I was gonna have a fun time now, and nothing would stop me....to be continued!

    • Story of Creed 3 Pt. 2

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      I swing my pistol into his face and think about the consequencesof that..."wha--AGHKGKHKKHGGHKKAGGKHKHKKKKKKKKKK" I was on the floor having some sort of siezure, flailing my arms and legs and.....sobbing. I heard a voice...."You shall feel the pain of your innocent victims and suffer until you repent, I sense a light, that is why I'm sparing you,night-stalker." My tears turned to ash, my body wracked with pain like being stabbed,beaten,shot and even set on fire. "Ah, God I take my life and send it in your hands take the pain away, I'll be your paladin, your hitman , your angel of death, just, take my pain away!!*SOB*" It was like getting skinned alive while using serrated spikes as accupuncture needles I just wanted it to stop. Then I saw a light a piercing light of redmption."God I am yours," I said."I am your deathdealer, and I will take your orders now, Savior." The voice ominous and mighty,"Exterminate your unholy bretheren. Leave none alive and drink only when neccacery, and you shall be fully cleansed of your sins." My god I was workin' for god, GOD!!!


      Three long hours of slaughtering, tracking, and focus, I'd cleansed the prison and avenged those of the innocent."Your cleansing has begun...you are still on a long journey to your final sin washed away," "I shall go to the pits of hell and take the heart from satan himself." Laughing "My child, you shall have a task like that as soon as your ready.".....TO BE CONTINUED...

    • Story of Creed the Vampire 3

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...hehehehehhehehehehehehheh!" my ears catch a slight movement and I catch a whiff of something....undead. "I know your there. You should come out before I make you come out." "Don't flatter your self, vampiric one.." I look in his direction and stare,"What are you..better yet,who the fuck are you?" "I don't want to let you know untill I've destroyed your unholy eccence, undead freak!" My new pride must've been pushed it's limit, 'cause next thing I know I'm in front of this old decrepid man "Old man? Don't make me laugh!" "God won't let you pass through the gates of heaven nor will satan let you into hell,fiend," that old man set in motion the repenting of my sins,"your going to kill me? You entertain me!" I say as I start to laugh,my pride and joy for death was in control,"I'll see you rot by my hanh, foul cur!"

      "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA...don't make me laugh!" that insidious man had no right to judge me! "You bastard, you'll die for that!"

    • Story of Creed the Vampire 2

      11 years ago

      hellnoob

      My body was just adjusting to the strength gathered from the blood of the cop."What the fuck is going on!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?" As if out of nowhere,that bitch who fuckin' did this to me leaps from the shadows and tackles me. "Hi,sweety,remember me!?!" "FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!" She stares in my eyes,"hoping I wouldn't come back," "No actually, I was waiting for you so I could blow your fucking brains all over this FUCKING COMPOUND!!!" She knees my nads. "Language,sweety,language," she says ,holding her knee in place."I'll see you burn in hell for eternity and laugh as your decriped whoring soul turns to dust and fades away!" I laugh, "but before that why not just have a little fun sendin' you to hell first!" She looks at me ,irratated-like"Bastard I'll finish what I--"CRACK! My knee flies into her pelvis.


      "OWWWIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screams loosening her grip. "Gotcha!" I use my strength to raise my arms and throw her off me,and then I do a sideways somersault on the ground and get back up."Aaaaaaaawwww you gotta boner!" I ignore her and fly forward in a frenzy and swing my right arm into her face,CRACK! My arm holds as I use my agility to do a perfect spin kick and introduce my foot to her face."*Sob* Why are you hurting me you bastard?" I ignore her and use my elbow to put a dent in her face.I hear another sickening crack,and she falls."All..*cough*..I wanted..to do...*cough* *cough*..was make....you stronger....." CRAUGK! I step on her neck to finish her."Thanks but I was in the military, you just made a mass murderer an undead equivallent of 'roids" I grin and laugh at the sky,"DO YOU HEAR ME !!!?!?!?!?!??!!! YOU'VE MADE ME INVINCIBLE!!!" I laugh again and search for another human for susteance. I spot an escaped convict, and he spots me,"Ohhh noo! The anti christ has come to slay me!HAHAHHAHAH, your unarmed,bitch your nothing!"


      "Ha, you have no idea...what pain your gonna have inflicted upon you!" He stairs at me and holda a pistol up,"die you candy bitch!" Before he has time to fire,think,or even breath, I'm directly infront of him my teeth gleaming, I sink my unholy fangs into his neck."GHGHGKK,what the fuck...?" He mutters hoarsly.After I suck him dry, I take his pistol and what ever ammo he had. "Thanks for the weapon,bitch." Then I walk for more to add to already high kill list,"Now,622,soon enough for a life time," I say to myself. Tonight will be eventful... till the last drop of blood in this building is comsumed...to be continued.

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  • Comments (450)

    • Barowsal

      11 years ago

      dude, What the Fuck...what the hell did I do to you

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      I just put that because I got caught and was ashamed.

    • Grizzdrop

      11 years ago

      ok
      how can you claim to hate porn and yet like japanese porn in your interests?
      LOL

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Ohhh that I got caught tuesday!! so hi also!!

    • hobbitboy

      11 years ago

      why u hate porn??


      and ye hi

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Don't give a fuck!

    • GMFRK_00

      11 years ago

      did you read my policy?

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Alriiight!!!!!!!!!

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      Definitely.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Awesome!

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      Darn straight.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      I'm about to watch red vs blue season three and season four, so I'm pretty fuckin psyched!

    • pwnageman

      11 years ago

      that better
      lol
      im doing good, talking to some people
      you?

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Okay hi how are ya'?

    • pwnageman

      11 years ago

      NO FUCKING RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS

      talk to me first

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      WTF is "Vash the Stampede"

    • dreamcast717

      11 years ago

      Vash the Stampede.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      I don't let power go to my head though.

    • Barowsal

      11 years ago

      Hey, welcome to my friend's list...basically you can now be a dick to whoever you want to...have fun

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      AAAAnd why do you want to know?

    • Ezzzy

      11 years ago

      umm u comented me who r u?

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?!?!?

    • haloscaboos

      11 years ago

      Then he cuts you

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      what did you mean

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Okaayyyy...

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Contact Taw13 tell him sean sent you.....

    • CaptainRoman

      11 years ago

      so you like the pic... cool... and what is the Resistence....

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Hey look familiar.....

    • dvdx

      11 years ago

      Hey.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Umm contact you at your latest journal entry. Why?

    • cabose1995

      11 years ago

      What did Tyler tell you?

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      :-):-)

    • Airwalk

      11 years ago

      i guess ^_^

    • cabose1995

      11 years ago

      I'm not Taw13 am I? He is however on my friends list. Talk to him. He is your leader.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Ooookkaaaayyyy....

    • cabose1995

      11 years ago

      Congragulations. You have been recruted to serve in the governments fleet. (you sighned up for my RP.) Speak to Taw13 and tell him cameron sent you.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      What....?

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      haha smiley1.gif

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      What the hell was tht for!!!!

    • emokid21

      11 years ago

      BAM!!!! i just threw a soccer ball ta ur head

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Good Iwish some one would oh side note: Don't cut your self it's unhealthy!

    • emokid21

      11 years ago

      i do need a hug...

    • Parigon

      11 years ago

      Bahamat. Thats who.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Not much you.

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      Yo, what's up?

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      Huh I guess boredom can spread throu gh the Internet and more places than that too.

    • ajtucker22

      11 years ago

      Bored, huh? Yeah, me to.

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      What ever I played a hentai game she was the getting screwed.

    • catgirl_aura

      11 years ago

      liru's not from a hentai game... she's from an anime.....

    • hellnoob

      11 years ago

      my brothers dead sir sorry for the random profane language.

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