hetkaptah

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from Everett, WA

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    • Chaos is my friend.......

      13 years ago

      hetkaptah

      I seem to be on track to get the hell out of washington state (thank heavens), and am on my way to Arizona, where I belong. This state has given me some good friends, and one really long, really bad relationship, so I think we will call it even.
      I hope that the coming days will be much more productive than my current late night internet wanderings, but at least I found some interesting porn.

      I don't think I'll be even a little bit surprised if a bus hits me in the next week or so.
      Here's to hoping...

    • I have decided to drink.....

      14 years ago

      hetkaptah

      Copiously. As soon as I can. Probably tomorrow night, since my friend has several bottles of strong liqour, and I am sleeping on his couch. I'm not saying, sloppy, wake up with friend's hand down pants drunk, but drunk enough to make unnecessary late calls to people who probably don't want to hear from me at 3 am. If anyone reading this is in Flagstaff, AZ, please drop me a message about what's going on there, as I will be returning soon (maybe).

    • Every woman I date is psychotic

      14 years ago

      hetkaptah

      No, I don't know why. I seem to be drawn to the women who will inevitably flip out for no reason and not talk to me. If anyone has any idea as to how I can break this vicious and annoying cycle of my life, please feel free to post or message me. This is not an exaggeration. Seriously. I have references.

      On another topic, I am getting the hell out of Everett for my true love of Arizona in about 2 more months. Will be bringing them Red vs. Blue, season 3, and continuing to torture my friends with lines from the shows and the incessant title, of cockbite.

    • Today, I am a muskrat.

      14 years ago

      hetkaptah

      No sleep. Roleplaying online. Contemplating leaving girlfriend and safety of my rut to return to a place where I have already had to move away from. But school and the people I know are calling to me. Less chaos would be nice. And apparently two choices are too many for me.

    • Yee-freaking-haw

      14 years ago

      hetkaptah

      Hello to everyone, and welcome to my first journal entry. Life sucks, except that I have all three seasons of red vs. blue and a girl who likes me.

      Tucker is god. Caboose is Buddha. Church is the man.

    • 2019 years ago

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