hippiedude

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    • Fight Terrorists

      13 years ago

      hippiedude

      I got an email fomr my grandma. I couldn't belive it, this is the exact text:
      Subject: Fight Terrorists in Your NeighborhoodMARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY.AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMANOTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.SO NEXT SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TOWALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANYNEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR ISRECOMMENDED.FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES INLAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, ANDTO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIRWIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSODOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOFOF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTSAND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.GOD BLESS AMERICA.IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON



      who would walk naked around a city block for an hour? I so hope this was a joke. lol sooo stupid, us americans, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......

    • Onions and Xmas Trees

      13 years ago

      hippiedude

      Onions and Christmas Trees!!A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?""Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only

    • Shameless self promotion

      13 years ago

      hippiedude

      Heres a link to my website : littlehippiedude.com. its got all sorts of crap on it and im almost always changing stuff and soon im gonna have a not so crappy desing =) enjoy littlehippiedude.com

    • ......

      13 years ago

      hippiedude

      "So I says to him ' thats not a wookie thats my wife'"

    • no one ever gets this

      13 years ago

      hippiedude

      2 cows are standing in the middle of a field, one cow says to the other cow "so whats up wiht all this mad cow deasise, pretty cary dont you think?" the ohter cow says "I dont worry about it im a helacopter."

    • THE BITTORRENT SONG!

      13 years ago

      hippiedude

      its just sooooooooooooooo cool!

      youtube.com/watch?v=vN1D5jJAHTs2.jpg

    • WELL HERES ANOTHER ONE! =)

      13 years ago

      hippiedude

      This equation should be taught in all math classes!
      From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
      What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
      about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
      been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
      about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
      Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
      questions:
      If:
      A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
      Then:
      H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
      8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
      and
      K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
      11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
      But,
      A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
      1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
      And,
      B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
      2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
      AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
      A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
      1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
      So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work
      and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
      the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

    • Heres another joke

      13 years ago

      hippiedude

      A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

      The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

    • A Little Joke.....

      13 years ago

      hippiedude

      A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway
      when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
      She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

      After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him
      another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
      When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little
      old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.

      "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
      The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
      The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

      It pays to be careful around old people.

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    • grummzaire

      13 years ago

      Firefly and MST3k, 2 very very exceellent shows

    • hippiedude

      13 years ago

      THANKS SOO MUCH I CANT WAIT. ILL TELL ALL MY FRIEND TO REGISTER TOO!!!!!!!

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      13 years ago

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    • hippiedude

      13 years ago

      AvianVirus91 thanks

    • Mintz08

      13 years ago

      I guess you love me.

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