hitalec

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    • The Fall

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      hitalec

      Hitalec, make a movie thread? WHAT BLACK MAGIC HAS PERSUADED SUCH AN EVENT?!

      Well, good stranger, a little indie flick called...The Fall.

      TheFall.jpg

      Actually, I led you on a bit...
      ...it's less of a LITTLE indie flick and more of a HUGELY...HUGE...FUCKING HUGE...flick.
      But hey, leading someone on? That's a good segue...

      Trailer

      ...For you see, the story revolves around a man who uses a little girl to get what he wants. (See what I did there?)

      n a hospital on the outskirts of 1920s Los Angeles, an injured stuntman (Pace) begins to tell a fellow patient, a little girl with a broken arm (Untaru), a fantastical story about 5 mythical heroes. Thanks to his fractured state of mind and her vivid imagination, the line between fiction and reality starts to blur as the tale advances.


      Of course, he demands, in response for the wondrous story, payment in the form of medicine to feed his suicidal urges.

      Awesome

      This movie got bad reviews. A LOT of bad reviews.

      That being said, it's gotten a fair share of GOOD reviews, but, usually, in my cases, the film is critically acclaimed by all means (recent ones including There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, etc..).

      The reviews mean nothing to me, in this case. I have yet to see this movie but, on the 9th, when it comes out on DVD...

      ...I will plunge into this fantastical realm and I can safely say I'll enjoy every minute of it.

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    • Dear Staff

      10 years ago

      hitalec

      Angst ridden annoyance that I am, I think I'd be suitable for the movies forum.

      I may be a complete asshole who gets banned from topics, but that...totally makes me the best candidate.

      That and I absolutely love films. Good ones, though, not Disaster Movie.

      Vote for me? Even though I'd suck?

      It should be noted that if anyone votes for me, I assume it will show up on a moderator forum where they will laugh at it. But anything is worth a shot, no?

      Less important but much more realistic journal here

    • GIF Creator Freeware?

      in Forums > GIF Creator Freeware? | Follow this topic

      hitalec

      I've tried a billion downloads, and they've all turned out to be wastes of time, or trials that put an ugly tag on my GIF once I've created it.

      I want to use the original jpg frames, too, so that there is no decolorization.

      Anyone?

      7 replies

    • Merry Red Mav Days To All

      10 years ago

      hitalec

      And to all, a solid Hello.

      A Holiday Video for all of you.

      Credit to Killericon, Illusions and Frostitute. FOR THE LULZ!

      Twas the night before Red Mav Days,
      And all through the Tubes,
      Hit was'nt uploading a thing,
      not even a pic of his boobs.

      The children were nestled all snug in their beds
      While visions of mullets danced in their heads.
      Eric in his kerchief and I in my cap
      Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

      When out in Ontario there arose such a clatter
      I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
      Away to the computer I flew with a flash
      Tore open the internets and threw up the sash

      The moon on the breast of the newly writen journal
      Gave a luster of mid-day to objects dinural.
      When what to my wondering eyes should show
      But a little tale and it's epic hero

      The man was so lively and quick
      Well I knew in a moment, it must be St. Nick
      More rapid than eagles, his watchers they came
      And he whistled and he shouted and he called them by name

      Here Kyle, here Connor, here...Kyall and Eric
      Here the_me, here bobide, here Illusions and egamer!
      To the top of the watchlist, to the top of the browser
      Now, listen in, listen in, deep in your trousers!

      As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
      When they meet to an obstacle mount to the sky
      So up to the chat client the watchers they flew
      With a heart full of anticipation to hear from this Nicholas jew.

      And then in a twinkling, I saw on the screen
      The grumbling, the stumbling of each little Queen
      As I drew in my head and was turning around
      Into the chat room st. nicholas came with a bound

      He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot
      And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot
      A bundle of boys he had flung on his back
      And he looked like a pedo who'd just shown his sack

      His eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples, how hairy
      His cheeks were like roses, his posture like a fairy
      His droll little mouth copypastaed from a hoe
      And the beard on his chin hid quite a lot of dough

      The stump of a pipe, he held tight in his teeth
      And the smoke, it added a lot of yellow to his teeth
      He had a broad face and a little round belly
      That shook when laughed like a bowl full of jelly

      He was chubby and plump, a right jolly elf
      And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself
      A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
      Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread

      He spoke almost as much as he does about berserk
      And told us all of a little jerk
      And laying a smack to the side of his nose
      And giving a lass a most manly pose

      He sprang to her rescue, and whisked her away
      And we all cheered and saved the tale to cache
      And I heard him exclaim as he closed the convo window;
      Merry Red Mav days to all and to all..a solid hello


      And remember, kids, it's never too late to join in! Get in the festive spirit, and make my avatar your avatar!

      Sincerely,
      Hit

    • Second Annual Red Mav Days

      10 years ago

      hitalec

      It's that time again, July 17th through the 24th...

      Yep. Red Mav Days is upon us. The greatest holiday ever invented by me ever...ever.

      You can show your sign of support by using my crummy photoshopped avatar as YOUR avatar. This will 'cause friction with your friends who will not know what the hell is going on, and friction with US because I refuse to tell you why this holiday exists. Perfect.

    • DOO WOP FUCK YES

      in Forums > DOO WOP FUCK YES | Follow this topic

      hitalec

      hi, this is #1 bets song ever and u guys will luv it check it out:: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBgQezOF8kY

      10 replies

    • Elephant Gun

      10 years ago

      hitalec

      Remember when I linked you to Nantes? No? You don't?

      Well, I've known about this other song (by the same band as Nantes) for about a year or so but I've never put a link to it in a journal. I don't know how you could possibly not have heard of it before, and if you were interested enough to inquire after the link to Nantes in one of my older journals then you probably have, but, alas, it's great...

      ...So, here you go.

  • About Me

  • Comments (4148)

    • amedeus

      10 years ago

      Memories, eh?

    • Zankaru

      10 years ago

      I'm for Barack, you dumb cunt, but the fact that you don't have a problem with people sending out hate messages instead of pointing out the WHYS as to their presidential run just goes to show how immature and idiotic you are.

      blocked for this comment

    • Magenta666

      10 years ago

      ha, im not a huge fan of them


    • Magenta666

      10 years ago

      thats actually not shocking at all

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Seriously

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Already back in the OK.
      We'll chill next time. Fo sho.

    • mah_lazors

      10 years ago

      I backed my car into a cop car the other day.
      Well he just drove off, sometimes life's okay.
      I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did I say?
      Well you just laughed it off, it was all okay.

      And we'll all float on okay.
      And we'll all float on okay.
      And we'll all float on okay.
      And we'll all float on anyway.

      Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam.
      It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand.
      Bad news comes, don't you worry even when it lands.
      Good news will work its way to all them plans.
      We both got fired on exactly the same day.
      Well we'll float on, good news is on the way.

      And we'll all float on okay.
      And we'll all float on okay.
      And we'll all float on okay.
      And we'll all float on.
      Alright already, we'll all float on.
      No don't you worry. We'll all float on.
      Alright, already. We'll all float on.
      Alright, don't worry. We'll all float on.

      Alright, already. And we'll all float on.
      Alright already, we'll all float on.
      Alright, don't worry even if things end up a bit too heavy.
      We'll all float on.

      Alright already, we'll all float on.
      Alright already, we'll all float on okay.
      Don't worry, we'll all float on.
      Even if things get heavy, we'll all float on.
      Alright already, we'll all float on alright.
      Don't you worry, we'll all float on alright
      We'll all float on.

    • amedeus

      10 years ago

      This shit goes down tonight.

    • microphone

      10 years ago

      You are forgetting random anime naked womenz and furry soft core porn. You must not forget them.

    • amedeus

      10 years ago

      learn to space

    • AlphaEagle

      10 years ago

      Fucked up much?


      Good to see you're still making the best of it all... "j/k". See you in the comments, mayhbe. If I can keep it up...

    • s_ikari2015

      10 years ago

      it's a nice sized sausage... isn't it. ;)

    • Brockly

      10 years ago

      Your an odd one, you know that?
      Very odd.

    • Brockly

      10 years ago

      Where did all your images go...?

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Downey and the Monkey buy their clothes at the same store I hear.

    • baggy

      10 years ago

      luck doesn't have much to do with it. kotaku posted a thing saying that usa today was giving away codes, so i emailed them asking for one. and they sent me three. if anything that's a burden.

      and the game is awesome.

    • Brockly

      10 years ago

      Ha, ha, ha!

    • mah_lazors

      10 years ago

      Dunno
      =^/

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      LOL

      no, this

      Which is originally a Kinks song...but I like this version better.



      Post edited 10/11/08 10:45PM

    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Wait.

      No seriously.


      Wait.

      Yea. Seriously.


      Wait.

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      suck my balls, dickhat!

    • s_ikari2015

      10 years ago

      I WISH I was 127 lbs!!!!!!

      I'm over 215 lbs!! :(

    • Austino

      10 years ago

      smiley8.gif

    • Austino

      10 years ago

      it shouldn't have been wandering out into the street while I was doing 50 mph

    • Duste

      10 years ago

      I'm not busting your balls, I accrediting "douchefag" to you.
      I mean, if I had come up with "douchefag", I'd revel in it...make mad t-shirt money.

      Post edited 10/06/08 10:43PM

    • Brockly

      10 years ago

      lol, the 360 is so uncessesary...
      N64 lives on!

    • blank

      10 years ago

      And that is your greatest weakness!

    • film_geek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I've heard a lot of good things, and it looks great from the tralier.

    • Magenta666

      10 years ago

      lol

    • Magenta666

      10 years ago

      have fun in your boring life of not trying anything new smiley0.gif

    • jackiebot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold me irl

      10 years ago

      this kid looks like you

    • microphone

      10 years ago

      Whutchumean?

    • Killericon

      10 years ago

      But hit, I'd let you pick the position!

    • Killericon

      10 years ago

      Yes, hitalec. You're totally right on both counts.

      I also don't care about either point.

    • Brockly

      10 years ago

      I'l agree with that.
      But don't fuck with the British
      lol
      It's just a link to a song man, check it out.

    • Brockly

      10 years ago

      Oh, very cool...
      Pants are out anyways... No need for them lol.
      As for me, I'm bored as fuck (pardon my French) and there is nothing to do!

    • Brockly

      10 years ago

      Not much, and how about yourself?

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      I'd do more, but SmarterChild seems to not want to speak with me anymore. This usually happens after I harass it for about 30 minutes. It just stops replying to me.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      (01:13:29 AM) KWierso: bitchy
      (01:13:29 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's somewhat colorful.
      (01:16:56 AM) KWierso: You're face is somewhat colorful
      (01:16:56 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
      (01:17:10 AM) KWierso: stupid colored face
      (01:17:10 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Be that way.
      (01:17:13 AM) KWierso: I will
      (01:18:47 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I hear you.
    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      My thoughts exactly.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      10 years ago

      (01:11:06 AM) KWierso: I LOVE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
      (01:11:07 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What's so great about bohemian rhapsody?
    • viruszero0

      10 years ago

      Indeed, they live.

      Post edited 9/29/08 5:55PM

    • RedvsBlue999

      10 years ago

      Of course I'm not. How I could ever think to mess with a pretty face such as yours?

    • LolatheViola

      10 years ago

      Orchestra is the one with the strings.

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      10 years ago

      Quick come to THE HEART CHAMBER

    • NicoleAnne

      10 years ago

      Yeah, i did get really excited when i heard that last line. but wow is it taking long enough?

    • NicoleAnne

      10 years ago

      movie? really?

    • NicoleAnne

      10 years ago

      i just wish it didn't have to end so soon.

    • RedvsBlue999

      10 years ago

      Maybe because it's too fucking fun messing with your mind.

    • RedvsBlue999

      10 years ago

      Maybe. Maybe I'll reinstall AIM/Steam.

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