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    • what we girls need to realize

      11 years ago

      hotgirl77

      what we girls need to realize
      (from the perspective of a guy)
      (writtin by a guy <3)
      we don't care if you talk to other guys.
      We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
      But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
      It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
      We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
      Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
      till the morning.
      Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
      cute/ stunning, we fucking mean it.
      Don't tell us we're wrong.
      We'll stop trying to convince you.
      The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
      Yeah, you can quote me.
      Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.
      let us pay for you!
      dont "feel bad"
      We enjoy doing it.
      It's expected.
      Smile and say "thank you."
      Kiss us when no one's watching.
      If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
      You don't have to get dressed up for us.
      If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
      wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
      We like you for who you are and not what you are.
      honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my
      tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
      Don't take everything we say seriously.
      Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
      Don't get angry easily.
      Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
      Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
      It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
      Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
      Someone who will honor your morals.
      Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
      Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
      Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
      Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.
      Give the nice guys a chance
      Guys repost this if you agree
      Girls repost this if you think it's cute
      Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this

      *Holdin Hands
      Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
      times.
      Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
      *Cuddling
      Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
      Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
      *Movies
      Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
      Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
      *Loving each other
      Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
      too... And mean it.
      *Laying below the stars
      Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
      Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

    • hey

      11 years ago

      hotgirl77

      please talk to me i havent been on in a while
      i wanna talk with some :)

    • the red neck poem

      12 years ago

      hotgirl77

      Many many years ago
      when I was twenty three,
      I got married to a widow who
      was pretty as could be.
      This widow had a grown-up daughter
      Who had hair of red.
      My father fell in love with her,
      And soon the two were wed.
      This made my dad my son-in-law
      And changed my very life.
      My daughter was my mother,
      For she was my father's wife.
      To complicate the matters worse,
      Although it brought me joy,
      I soon became the father
      Of a bouncing baby boy.
      My little baby then became
      A brother-in-law to dad.
      And so became my uncle,
      Though it made me very sad.
      For if he was my uncle,
      Then that also made him brother
      To the widow's grown-up daughter
      Who, of course, was my step-mother.
      Father's wife then had a son,
      Who kept them on the run
      And he became my grandson,
      For he was my daughter's son.
      My wife is now my mother's mother
      And it makes me blue.
      Because, although she is my wife,
      She's my grandmother too.
      If my wife is my grandmother,
      Then I am her grandchild.
      And every time I think of it,
      It simply drives me wild.
      For now I have become
      The strangest case you ever saw.
      As the husband of my grandmother,
      I am my own grandpa!

    • 71 things to do in a crowded lift

      12 years ago

      hotgirl77

      )Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

      2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.

      3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

      4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

      5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".

      6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

      7) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

      8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

      9) Shave.

      10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

      11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

      12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

      13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

      14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

      15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

      16) One word: Flatulence!

      17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

      18) Do Tai Chi exercises.

      19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

      20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

      21) Give religious tracts to each passenger.

      22) Meow occasionally.



      23) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

      24) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

      25) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

      26) Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

      27) Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

      28) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

      29) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

      30) Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

      31) Leave a box between the doors.

      32) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

      33) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

      34) Start a sing-along.

      35) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

      36) Play the harmonica.

      37) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

      38) Lean against the button panel.

      39) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

      40) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

      41) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

      42) Bring a chair along.

      43) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

      44) Blow spit bubbles.

      45) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

      46) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

      47) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

      48) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

      49) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

      50) Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

      51) Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"

      52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"

      53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes

      53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.

      54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"

      55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea

      56) Break wind and blame it on the person next to you

      57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax

      58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"

      59) Have sex with your imaginary friend

      60) Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you

      61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"

      62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia

      63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"

      64) Perform a striptease

      65) Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

      66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever

      67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.

      68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"

      69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.

      70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"

      71) Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor

    • 110 things to do in a crowded lift

      12 years ago

      hotgirl77

      )Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

      2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.

      3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

      4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

      5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".

      6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

      7) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

      8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

      9) Shave.

      10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

      11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

      12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

      13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

      14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

      15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

      16) One word: Flatulence!

      17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

      18) Do Tai Chi exercises.

      19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

      20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

      21) Give religious tracts to each passenger.

      22) Meow occasionally.



      23) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

      24) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

      25) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

      26) Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

      27) Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

      28) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

      29) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

      30) Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

      31) Leave a box between the doors.

      32) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

      33) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

      34) Start a sing-along.

      35) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

      36) Play the harmonica.

      37) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

      38) Lean against the button panel.

      39) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

      40) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

      41) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

      42) Bring a chair along.

      43) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

      44) Blow spit bubbles.

      45) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

      46) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

      47) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

      48) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

      49) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

      50) Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

      51) Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"

      52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"

      53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes

      53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.

      54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"

      55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea

      56) Break wind and blame it on the person next to you

      57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax

      58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"

      59) Have sex with your imaginary friend

      60) Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you

      61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"

      62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia

      63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"

      64) Perform a striptease

      65) Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

      66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever

      67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.

      68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"

      69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.

      70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"

      71) Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor

      72)Paint the walls of the lift.

      73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my fwiend?". Burst into tears

    • IMPEACH BUSH

      12 years ago

      hotgirl77

      George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population; he has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe; he has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment; he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he has condoned torture of prisoners; he has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States; he has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.

      Now, would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?


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    • read it its funny

      12 years ago

      hotgirl77

      Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

      On Sears hairdryer:
      Do not use while sleeping.
      (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

      On a bag of Fritos:
      You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
      (The shoplifter special!)

      On a bar of Dial soap:
      Directions: Use like regular soap.
      (and that would be how?)

      On some Swann frozen dinners:
      Serving suggestion: Defrost.
      (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

      On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
      Do not turn upside down.
      (Too late! you lose!)

      On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
      Product will be hot after heating.
      (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

      On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
      Do not iron clothes on body.
      (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

      On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
      Do not drive car or operate machinery.
      (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

      On Nytol sleep aid:
      Warning: may cause drowsiness.
      (One would hope!)

      On a Korean kitchen knife:
      Warning: keep out of children.
      (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

      On a string of Christmas lights:
      For indoor or outdoor use only.
      (As opposed to use in outer space.)

      On a food processor:
      Not to be used for the other use.
      (Now I'm curious.)

      On Sainsbury's peanuts:
      Warning: contains nuts.
      (but no peas?)

      On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
      Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
      (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

      On a Swedish chainsaw:
      Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
      (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

      On a child's Superman costume:
      Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
      (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
      Stuff that annoys me
      People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

      People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


      When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


      When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

      When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

      When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

      When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

      When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

      When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

      When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

      People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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  • About Me

  • Comments (270)

    • Jim_Survak Ain't Nobody

      9 years ago

      "im not the girl your parents warned you about
      because sweetie, your parents didnt have this kind of an imagination"
      I'm the one who warned them. Cause I do have this kind of imagination.
      smiley13.gif

    • sagegreen24

      10 years ago

      cool i accept random friend request 2 lol =]!

    • but_sex_man

      10 years ago

      sup

    • bluewerewolf

      10 years ago

      hi

    • TheMatt

      10 years ago

      How have you been? I haven't seen you online in a good long while.

    • KoreanWonder

      10 years ago

      hey jazz
      watcha up to? catching up on alerts? haven't seen you online in a while

    • blueman1

      10 years ago

      hey wut u been up to

    • go_naruto

      10 years ago

      Hi

    • matt91

      10 years ago

      whats good,just new to this place and i wanted to to see if you would send me a friend request.

    • emoscoot

      10 years ago

      hey whats up?

    • Krome_Killa

      10 years ago

      i totally agree with that whole "what we girls need to realize" ive been tryin to get my girl to realize that and she finally has realized that i love her for who she is and ill never leave her, which i hopoe she never leaves me

    • The_BIG_D

      10 years ago

      Can you join my group maybe, please?

      roosterteeth.com/groups/profile.php?id=988

    • drkstrikex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Hey whats up

    • zymotic

      10 years ago

      *lurks*

    • MikeyBack

      10 years ago

      hello how are you doing?

    • emoscoot

      10 years ago

      hey

    • TheMatt

      10 years ago

      So how are you Jazz?

    • JAZ3B

      11 years ago

      ok, quick question, why is ur nickname Jazz?

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      Hola me no obloe engles lol helo

    • korean_stud

      11 years ago

      hey havnt talked to u in a awile. how have you been?

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      --- Subscribe to SPARTA'S PROFILE!!!---
      www.youtube.com/TheMeanKitty

      LYRICS:
      I got this little kitty about 2 months back
      he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
      This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
      This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean

      he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
      tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
      I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
      and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper

      You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
      kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
      always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
      playing in the window sills and tearing through the house

      He's so full of energy and easily amused
      kitty will attack anything that moves
      Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
      he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta

      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite

      Where'd you go
      are you stalking me?
      are you under the couch, quite possibly
      ears laid back so you don't get caught
      ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got

      I know you're probably watching me from across the room
      concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
      You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
      Come out come out before I make things worse

      I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
      Hey kitty why don't you give in
      Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
      Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared

      I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
      I know your making noises just to mess with my head
      You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
      cause you always seem to find me first, but not today

      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      Come on out, I'm gonna get you now

      I've got 'em cornered
      and now he's mine
      He's not gonna get away this time
      I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
      Aw man! He's asleep in the sink

      What is with this cat? I'm confused
      He's got a bed, but it's never been used
      In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
      then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light

      How could I let this creature live inside of my home
      I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
      I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
      this kitty may destroy everything that I own

      Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
      He's the best little cat that I've had
      and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
      He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention

      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
      Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
      showing love, that's all this kitty does



      BEHIND THE SCENES
      If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )


      i love that song

    • Forkinsola

      11 years ago

      hello

    • LoneLegendX

      11 years ago

      hey, im mike
      wheres the party at?

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      That's okay, hehehe

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      Okay and soooo what?

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      Thank you! -^_^- *Giggley*
      Well I'm just talking to my friends and listening to music. It is not so much. What about you?

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      Well I have post up a new journal, if you want you can go and check out which weather you are, hehehe -^_^-

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      I'm fine and bored. XD

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      Hi how are you?

    • Bidithcur

      11 years ago

      Just Going Around Sending RANDOM Friend Requests.....

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      hey Jazz howz arethe cutest gurl ever lol

    • nekoscythe

      11 years ago

      helloz

    • Homelessjay

      11 years ago

      hey how are u!!

    • pyromaniac77

      11 years ago

      Body: PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people
      in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people
      in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever
      hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can
      bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night,
      SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to
      someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special
      and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When
      you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When
      you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely
      turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of
      getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in
      yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember
      the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell
      someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
      15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are
      great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight
      your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25
      tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this
      chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten
      years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143
      min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it
      is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be
      cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS

    • JAZ3B

      11 years ago

      quick question
      why is ur nickname jazz?
      my name is jaz, but how do u get from eliena to jazz?

    • JAZ3B

      11 years ago

      hey, how r u doing?

    • PirateWolf

      11 years ago

      hello

    • SgtBuckwheat

      11 years ago

      How well does 'being sexy' pay? What are the benefits of that job?

      I like your journal entry, though I don't do the repost thing.

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      TALK TO ME all i wanted was a lil conversation

      yep there goes a song done by a great band i mean the LOUDEST BAND IN THE WORLD !!!! KISSSS lol so realy wanna talk about something?!?

    • sweetkiller

      11 years ago

      EYYYYYYYYYYy so hows it going JAZZ im bord as crap you ????

    • tristan20

      11 years ago

      How you doing. Thanks for accepting the friend request :)

    • omega999

      11 years ago

      whats up

    • TheMatt

      11 years ago

      Hope you are doing alright. Have a great day.

    • go_naruto

      11 years ago

      Hi how are you?

    • kyubi13

      11 years ago

      glad to meet you

    • PsykerKaregg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      So... what would you say makes you worth talking to... in your own opinion of course

    • TheMatt

      11 years ago

      What up hott stuff. How are you???

    • ODST_Chief12

      11 years ago

      wats up and how was your easter smiley8.gif

    • TheMatt

      11 years ago

      Hope everything is well with you.

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