i_make_razors FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

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    • Weird

      7 years ago

      i_make_razors

      This is my second time being the featured user, and in both cases I had been off the site for months and happened to log in on the exact day i was FU... very weird.

    • 12 hour work days

      9 years ago

      i_make_razors

      they suck. especially when you don't get paid overtime!

    • The things we do when we're bored... II

      11 years ago

      i_make_razors

      So an update to my previous journal entries. Here are the word count results for the Season 1, along with the longest quote.

      Simmons - 941
      Grif - 1412
      Tucker - 1819
      Church - 3055
      Sarge - 1080
      Donut - 683
      Caboose - 1080
      Sheila - 154
      Blue Command - 87
      Soldier 1 - 4
      Soldier 2 - 6
      Jimmy - 26
      Mickey - 4
      Tex - 222
      Voice of God - 4
      Lopez - 86


      Longest Unbroken Speech: Church @ 72 Words
      Tex, there's not much time to explain so I'm just going to give you the summary here. Okay? I'm a spirit now, and I'm trapped in the physical world. I possessed this red guy, so that I could sneak into the base and rescue you, while the rest of our guys run around out in the middle of the canyon, dressed in black armor that they got from going through the teleporter.

      So far Church is the winner for seasons 1 and 4!

    • The things we do when we're bored...

      11 years ago

      i_make_razors

      So I was very bored at one point and decided I wanted to see if Burnie did in fact have more lines than anyone else in the series...

      Step 1: Get the script - Luckly someone had already posted the scripts for episodes 1-73 on the web, so all I had to do was fill in the remaining 27...

      Step 2: Word count by character: This was a little tricky, but about 45min and some C# code got me a working parser! Now I can feed in a text file and get out the word count separated by character!!! smiley0.gif

      The results for season 3 season 4 (more seasons to come later) are as follows:
      Grif - 1639
      Donut - 1321
      Sarge - 2658
      Simmons - 2155
      Tucker - 1678
      Tex - 699
      Caboose - 1194
      Church - 3415
      Gary - 98
      Andy - 1428
      Alien - 125
      Sheila - 315
      Blue Guy 1 - 20
      Red Guy - 30
      Blue Guy 2 - 25
      Blue Guy - 45
      Second Blue Guy - 13
      Grunts - 3
      That First Blue Guy - 1
      Wyoming - 30
      Vic - 158
      O'Malley - 542
      Lopez - 127
      Doc - 417
      Chruch - 5
      Junior - 4

      So it seems that Church does indeed have the most lines. Very interesting...
      More to come soon!

    • Mondavi

      11 years ago

      i_make_razors

      2000 Cabernet Sauvignon Reserve is fucking good shit! Is 6:30PM too early to be half finished with a bottle of wine???

    • My Avatar Picture

      11 years ago

      i_make_razors

      I figured I should post this since I have gotten about 15 messages asking where I got it... For the record I don't remember. I do know that I did not make it, and I don't know who did. It is a great picture to be sure, and the original creator deserves many complements. I will try and figure out where It originated from, if/when I do I will post it here.

      P.S. I FUCKING HATE COMCAST!! My cable modem died and the only time the have available to come look at it, that isn't 10AM, is next TUESDAY! None of the lights come on and they still have to send someone out to "confirm" it's not the setup...

    • Secret Bloop

      11 years ago

      i_make_razors

      Just added a hidden achievement to my profile! It took a while but it was worth it! Let me know what you think!!

    • Hacking the Subway

      11 years ago

      i_make_razors

      For people who are in Boston, take a look at the "Banned" DEFCON presentation about hacking the T's Charlie ticket/card system!

      Download the PDF Here.

      Do it quick, who knows how long it will still be available!

    • UPS is fucking STUPID!

      11 years ago

      i_make_razors

      I don't understand why UPS constantly delivers things to my apartment between 10:30AM - 2:30PM!!! I'm at work by 7AM and home by 4PM 5 days a week how do they expect me to sign for a package!!

    • 2019 years ago

      i_make_razors
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    • LordLemons

      7 years ago

      Happy FU!

    • NGU

      7 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day smiley11.gif

    • Paul

      7 years ago

      happy FU

    • CABOOSHyay

      7 years ago

      Happy FU!!

    • FableRunner4 CineSpace 2016

      7 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!! Spend it enjoying some classic RT vids!!! Can't go wrong!

    • HBogo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day!

    • Angus314 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • Erkan Take It Easy.... bitches

      7 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!!

    • TiberiusVIII Pizza 4 Life

      7 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!

    • Derek

      7 years ago

      Happy FU Day

    • jennifejz

      7 years ago

      FU!! :D

    • Louise

      7 years ago

      Happy featured user day!

    • MrVash

      7 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • theiviaster

      7 years ago

      Congrats featured user!

    • bigvig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rampant

      9 years ago

      So, if you're from Cambridge, does that mean you went to MIT?

    • bigvig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rampant

      9 years ago

      Hip-Hip-Hurray!

      You're alive!

      Again!!

    • bigvig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rampant

      9 years ago

      YOU'RE ALIVE!!!

      HUZZAH!

    • EvanArshy

      10 years ago

      FU man!

    • afterchurch

      10 years ago

      Congrats on FU! smiley0.gif

    • Cheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Poofs

      10 years ago

      Way to be FU.

    • Internetguy

      10 years ago

      congrats on FU

    • tekkenfreak4

      10 years ago

      your screenname is similar to a character in tekken 6... are you a tekken fan at all?

    • Hogmonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      congrats on becoming the featured user for today

    • Box

      10 years ago

      Congrats on FU :)

    • MrVash

      10 years ago

      Congrats on being FU.

    • Mykaeyla

      11 years ago

      since you say you'll give any music a try have you ever listened to all time low-six feet under the stars

    • ALegitTeapot

      11 years ago

      if that was a real magic card I'd buy 12

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