ilovedesk

Male
from Bronx, NY

  • Activity

    • Dickset

      12 years ago

      ilovedesk

      they are a group of people in my school that hunt down people and do "things" to them

      Dickset Video

    • Noooo, the SAT's

      12 years ago

      ilovedesk

      i will be leaving in a couple of minutes to go take the SAT's, hopefully its not too hard the practice questions i tried were really easy. i also have to write an essay with it. ah, oh well I'll post how i did when i get my test scores in a couple of weeks.

    • Gears of War Fund

      12 years ago

      ilovedesk

      today i started my own fund to save up for gears of war. so far i have 30 dollars and 2 weeks to get 35.


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    • Weird Al, White and Nerdy

      12 years ago

      ilovedesk

      You see me mowin' my front lawn
      I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
      White and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
      Look at me I'm white and nerdy

      I wanna roll with the gangstas
      But so far they all think I'm too
      White and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      I'm just too white and nerdy
      Really, really white and nerdy

      First in my class here at MIT
      Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
      M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
      Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
      My rims never spin, to the contrary
      You'll find that they're quite stationary
      All of my action figures are cherry
      Stephen Hawking's in my library

      My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
      Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
      Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
      Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
      I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
      I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
      Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
      My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

      There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
      At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
      Do vector calculus just for fun
      I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
      Happy Days is my favorite theme song
      I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
      I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
      I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

      Here's the part I sing on...

      You see me roll on my Segway
      I know in my heart they think I'm
      White and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
      Look at me I'm white and nerdy

      I'd like to roll with the gangstas
      Although it's apparent I'm too
      White and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      I'm just too white and nerdy
      How'd I get so white and nerdy

      I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
      You know I collect 'em
      The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
      My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
      Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
      I edit Wikipedia
      I memorized Holy Grail really well
      I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

      I got a business doing websites (websites)
      When my friends need some code, who do they call?
      I do HTML for 'em all
      Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
      I got myself a fanny pack
      They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
      Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
      Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

      I'm nerdy in the extreme
      Whiter than sour cream
      I was in AV club and glee club
      And even the chess team
      Only question I ever thought was hard
      Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
      Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
      Got my name on my underwear

      They see me strollin', they're laughin'
      And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
      White and nerdy

      Just because I'm white and nerdy
      Just because I'm white and nerdy
      All because I'm white and nerdy
      Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

      I wanna bowl with the gangstas
      But oh well, it's obvious I'm
      White and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      I'm just too white and nerdy
      Look at me I'm white and nerdy

      the video

    • BOOOOOOOOO

      12 years ago

      ilovedesk

      well school starts tomorrow, for me anyway. YAY, senior year!!!!! its my senior year but im transfering schools. the good thing is that my new scool is closer to my house and i konw everybody there, so its actully really good. i didnt really like my old school that much anyway(dont tell anybody). so yeah, if i do things right i might be able to graduate in January, a whole 6 months early!YAY

    • Take a Journey With Me!!!

      13 years ago

      ilovedesk

      well, in a couple of hours im going upstate for a few days to see some friends so i wont be on until sunday or monday,,, so bye, se you soon smiley0.gif

    • You are a Pirate!!!

      13 years ago

      ilovedesk

      Just click the broken picture and you will see it. smiley0.gif

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    • F.E.A.R. Combat!!1!

      13 years ago

      ilovedesk

      its the multiplayer part of F.E.A.R., and its FREE. so if your into FPS games hell even if you arent just go to joinfear.com and download and get the cd key, if you download it tell me and we could play sometime... : )

    • Summer Survey!

      13 years ago

      ilovedesk

      Over the summer have you?

      1. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
      No

      2. Kissed someone?
      Yes

      3. Cried?
      Yes

      4. Wanted someone you coudnt have
      Oh yeah

      5. Been to the beach?
      No

      6. been to a party?
      Yep

      7. Talked on the phone all night?
      Yep

      8. Stayed up all night?
      Every night!

      9. Went shopping?
      Yes

      9. Been out of state?
      No

      10. Went swimming?
      Yes

      11. Been hit on?
      Yeah

      13. Been asked out?
      No

      14. Asked someone out?
      No

      15. Got in a car with a stranger?
      No

      16. Lost someone close?
      Yeah

      16. Slept in someone elses bed?
      Yep

      17. Had someone sleep in your bed?
      Yep

      18. Got drunk?
      No

      19. Been to a club?
      No

      20. Been grounded?
      No

      theres no 21...

      22. Regret something?
      Yes

      23. Been dumped?
      No

      24. Lied?
      Yes

      25. Done anything against the law?
      Yes

      26. Been camping?
      No :(

      27. Got in a fight?
      No

      28. Smoked?
      No

      29. Stayed at a hotel?
      No

      30. Hit on someone?
      Yes

    • Dont let this happen

      13 years ago

      ilovedesk

      If Hillary Clinton is elected or next president, then this country is going to have some problems.

      first this is ridiculous
      http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/clinton-to-planning-video-game-tax-looks-for-martyr-189042.php

      and this is the thinking of the possible next president
      http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/clinton/clinton-fears-video-games-internet-could-lead-to-cyberkids-189003.php

      "At the rate that technology is advancing, people will be implanting chips in our children to advertise directly into their brains and tell them what kind of products to buy," Clinton said at the Kaiser Family Foundation. wtf? is she serious?

      this is the kind of stuff that makes you lose faith in the human race

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