iluvdonut

Female
from Cleveland, TN

  • Activity

    • Holy Sh*t

      6 years ago

      iluvdonut

      It's been a really fucking long time. Time to catch up!

    • 9 years ago

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    • ryan adams...

      9 years ago

      iluvdonut

      is the bob dylan of his generation. great songwriter. a little quirky, sometimes a little out there... always honest. he writes all of his songs. how many of today's popular artists can say that??? this my friends, is why God invented Pandora and the iPod... so we don't have to listen to the crappy music on the radio. the end.

    • watchmen

      9 years ago

      iluvdonut

      aka three hours of blue penis. dear lord. i have never seen so much male nudity.

    • boys have cooties

      9 years ago

      iluvdonut

      ok, i know it's been a while. now that we've gotten that out of the way, i'd like to get down to business. i have been single for almost 2 years now... pretty much. and recently my adopted mother asked me "when are you going to get a boyfriend?" i told her i didn't want one and asked her why, in her opinion, i needed one so badly and she said "it's normal." wow. "normal". first off, "normal" is a word used by people who have deluded themselves into thinking that they are, in fact, "normal" themselves. these self-professed "normal" people then want to impose their beliefs about proper attire/behavior/music/etc onto others. i have never been normal. i was reading and writing a year before kindergarten. when other girls wanted to be ballerinas or barbie, i wanted to be a paleontologist. the "abnormality" that happens to be so ingrained into my personality only continued from there. so, instead of doing something as ridiculous as jumping into a relationship with some loser just because it's "normal," i think i'll just go ahead and give my money and time to a worthy cause and then lock myself in my room and bang my head against a wall for a few weeks.

      and honestly, it's not that there is a shortage of decent guys. they are out there. a major part of the problem is with the women. as with most girls since recorded history, when we came home crying and told mom that "johnathan pulled my hair" mom told us "awwww, sweetie, it's just because he likes you!" from that moment on, synapses in our brains fired, neurons connected and we equated boys treating us like crap with that misguided advice mom gave us: he likes me!!!

      and you know, as much as i (and every other female on the planet) would like to blame it on the guys, it is our fault as well. we allow guys to act like morons. if all the girls took one look at the bad boy and said "ha, come back when you grow up" he would eventually get tired of acting stupid. but nooooooooooo, we go into the relationship thinking "oh, he's just misunderstood/rough around the edges that's so sexy! he'll change for me!" and that is WRONG. why would you buy a house that needed extensive repairs when you can get a better house for a lower price? we also choose to ignore the really sweet guy who would walk on hot coals for us because "there's no spark" or whatever excuse we make. i don't ever want to hear another girl bitching about how much guys suck when they are the ones who choose to stay with the jerks.

      also, people go into relationships without really thinking it through. how can you be with someone else when you don't even know yourself? almost no one i know practices regular introspection. i highly recommend it. honestly, how could any girl possibly snare some poor unsuspecting guy if she really knew what she was like in a relationship? it wouldn't be fair. sure, a girl may cook, clean, pay for dinner, love sports, outdrink most russians, never make you watch chick flicks, be completely parent-friendly, be a masseuse, and have a crazy libido, but something happens if you feed us after midnight or spray us with water. then it's "why didn't you call me?" and "i know you're cheating on me!" i've seen girls that make that chick from the exorcist look like the sugarplum fairy. some of my best friends are so awesome and fun and happy until they get in a relationship... then they're keying cars and breaking into apartments or throwing hairbrushes at some guy's head.

      also, women almost never say what they mean. they expect everyone else to magically develop telepathy and know what they are thinking. i swear, we need subtitles! i mean, when a guy is upset does he say "i don't want to talk about it" when he really means "go get the ben and jerry's and hold me on the couch for three hours while i bitch about my mother/job/you?" no. when a guy says "i don't want to talk about it" you might as well just go call a girlfriend to gripe about how "he won't open up" because he's already tuned you out.

      and guys, seriously, don't say you're going to call unless you really are. don't ask us out unless you are really interested. you can tell which girl just wants to sleep with you. you can treat her like crap, but the nice girl that you fooled into thinking you want to get to know her better doesn't deserve that. also, don't sleep with our friends/sisters/mothers. don't lie to spare our feelings. it's so much worse when we find out that you lied in the first place. and WE. WILL. FIND. OUT. EVENTUALLY. next time you want to lie, think of how you would feel if every girl you ever slept with told you she had been faking orgasms (and i guarantee that most of them have at least once). and take a lesson from us, don't overtly check out other girls. we manage to get away with ogling the hot bartender more than you would like to imagine... learn to be stealthy and save your ears some damage and your couch some unwanted use.

      all in all, relationships do not bring out the best in people. most people are either too dumb or too stubborn to admit that they might need to work on themselves and prefer to blame everything on the other person. women are crazy. and so are men. but it's the people who can admit it and address the problem that will have successful relationships. it really is true you can't make someone else happy until you, yourself, are happy. as katt williams so brilliantly said "it's called SELF ESTEEM! esteem of your goddamned SELF! how do you feel about YOUUUU, simple bitch?!" work on yourself and then worry about "finding your soulmate" on e-harmony.

      *NOTE: guys/girls who cheat should be waterboarded. but guys/girls who go back to people that cheat and then get all upset when they do it again should be too.


      ps... HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    • stupid soccer.

      10 years ago

      iluvdonut

      So, I actually wanted to watch this game today. I was all excited about it. I watched the US vs Spain and that was outrageous. I went to my favorite Mexican restaurant, got a pitcher of margaritas and proceeded to watch the match with about 30 Mexicans and my friend Kat. Kat knows NOTHING about soccer. As a 17 year veteran of the sport, I felt obligated to fill her in on the little nuances of soccer. Basically, I got puzzled looks and then a couple of "uh huh"s, but not a glimmer of real understanding or interest.

      I know soccer is not football, lacrosse, rugby, or even hockey. I know soccer players frequently fall on the ground and cry "foul" when they barely get touched. They whine and cry to the refs... hell, at one of my college soccer practices, Coach actually taught us how to fall to draw a foul! I know that 90 plus minutes of game time with 3 or 4 goals scored (or less!) might seem boring. BUT It is far more exciting than freakin' baseball or golf!

      That being said, the 1st half of the game, I was yelling and jumping up and down... and I was also the only person rooting for USA (my traitorous EX friend was cheering on Brazil because they had "hotter guys" on their team. So much for national pride!) 45 seconds into the 2nd half I began to get quieter. About 30 min into the 2nd half I was in full retreat mode, hiding in a corner behind my empty pitcher of margarita. There was nothing to cheer for. Our defense collapsed and our weak offensive attempts made me want to hide under the table. I don't really speak Spanish, but I'm pretty sure I was being ridiculed.

      Offense might be pretty, but defense is definitely what gets my blood pumping. Tim Howard is a great keeper. Sure, he was out of position a couple of times, but in his defense, when Brazil's Fabiano and Kaka are in your face, ripping shots at you, you might lose feel for where you are in the goal. PS, after that header that scored, Tim hit the post pretty hard with his hip. He really sacrificed his body for the team. He had some amazing saves.

      In the first half, our defense was pretty much the "bandits" that Tim said they needed to be. Onyewu, Spector, and DeMerit were pretty solid. Second half, we pretty much ran out of steam. We got sloppy. Overall, they outshot us 3-1 (24-8). Even Chuck Norris couldn't have won that game for us. Oh, and FYI, it should have been 4-2, because that shot that Howard stopped when he was in the goal actually crossed the line. The rule is that the whole ball must cross the line. It did. The ref must have had a bad angle. Stupid soccer. Now I am forced to continue drowning my sorrows with tequila.

      Landon Donovan said it best "We're at the point where we don't want respect. We want to win." Soccer will never be the #1 sport in the US. Soccer boys will still be called "foot fairies" by big, dumb, football players. Soccer girls will always be hot. I don't think we will really ever have respect... but a few victories over teams like Brazil wouldn't hurt my psyche.

    • mmmm

      10 years ago

      iluvdonut

      thunder and lightning... make me so happy. i. love. storms. what a beautiful end to a beautiful day!

    • When I Get Married

      10 years ago

      iluvdonut

      ... I will walk down the aisle to a funeral dirge. I will sign over all of my rights as a human being and kiss any fun activities I used to know good-bye. And forget a reception with food. My reception will have nothing but top-shelf liquor. Who needs cake? Not me! Bring on the vodka (AKA my only friend)! From that day on, I will wallow in a pit of misery, slowly drinking myself to death while verbally abusing my spouse and neglecting any wifely duties I may have. Why? Because it's the American way! I refuse to be one of the *gasp* fifty-some-odd percent of marriages that end in divorce. I will settle for driving my spouse insane til his suicide do us part.

      What brought this on? Oh, my friend getting married. And my other friend getting divorced. Then my other friend getting knocked up and then married, and will soon be getting divorced. (ALL in the last 2 weeks) What is WRONG with my generation!!!??? Now that its not the 50s (and women have rights), the only reason to get married is so that when you get divorced, you get half his shit. I mean, honestly. There are even marriage and family experts telling people not to marry for love. This sounds good to me. A marriage of convenience and mutual dislike -uh, I mean, respect- is not a bad thing. As long as your spouse doesn't care if you're boinking the pool boy/ maid. The END.

    • its guacamole, stupid!

      10 years ago

      iluvdonut

      cats don't eat avocado!!!


      oh, apparently mine do. damn. there goes my little mexican fiesta. at least i still have the tequila. hope they don't drink that. on second thought... this could be interesting.

  • Comments (43)

    • 09777

      8 years ago

      Lol whats up? :P

    • 09777

      8 years ago

      Hey. whats up?! :D

    • lunarclipse

      8 years ago

      I am....I'm actually teaching in VA now and playing professional indoor soccer.

    • lunarclipse

      9 years ago

      What's up stranger? Logged into my old account on a whim and saw you were pretty much the only person who talked to me on here LOL...how's the knee?

    • Transient

      9 years ago

      hope youre doing ok with all this flood business

    • Transient

      9 years ago

      hahaha welcome back. Hows life whats new?

    • Transient

      9 years ago

      did you disappear from rooster teeth?

    • Transient

      10 years ago

      Hey how was your 4th of july?

    • Transient

      10 years ago

      Im extremely jealous. Its been cloudy and rainy everyday here in NY, i havent had a chance to do anything. It sucks.

    • Transient

      10 years ago

      hey hows life havent heard from you in a while?

    • Devon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Hey, come vote! rvb.roosterteeth.com/groups/forum/viewTopic.php?id=10942

    • atlus0016

      10 years ago

      It's now live........Round 5
      Your vote counts.........DO IT NOW!!!

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      things are very stressful at the moment. i haven't slept in four days

    • Devon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Hey I just wanted to let you know that the RT Live Group is doing a "podcast" in TeamSpeak later on tonight.

      Info is in the news at the group: rvb.roosterteeth.com/groups/profile.php?id=5515

      Check it out and see if you could make it! It should be real fun. smiley0.gif

    • Maxx_Payne

      10 years ago

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      looks like we've got something in common smiley8.gif heheh*hiccup*heheh

    • DSchneider

      10 years ago

      Can't beat that deal!

    • Transient

      10 years ago

      Haha thank you someday I will. But keep updated on how your awesome bar goes.

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      well, thats the important part

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      how was the game?

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      damn right! how are you this fine evening?

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      haha thats the EARLIEST I go to bed lol. I usually stay up til everyone else is waking up for the day!

    • lunarclipse

      10 years ago

      ah... my apologies. i only have 4 friends on here anyway, so i kinda don't check my profile that often. so what's been up? apparently we have some catching up to do lol

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      and now i'm envious of you and your friends. i wish i had a hot girl to go swimming with . . . lol

    • lunarclipse

      10 years ago

      nope... still here, teaching and playing soccer. just kinda faded into the shadow a bit... didn't know i was being monitored for replies lol

    • DSchneider

      10 years ago

      You got a problem with Vince?

      Pff, you like RvB? C'mon, that's so lame. :P

    • DSchneider

      10 years ago

      Yes I meant the band. Nobody likes the dude.

    • DSchneider

      10 years ago

      Man, I was totally about to be your best friend but then I saw you liked Bush. :(

    • wired_tl

      10 years ago

      Sorry. I didn't realize it was such a battle. ;-)

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      lol a little of both. it was for a make-up design class. prolly the most fun i've had all semester

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      lol yeah its amazing what you can o with a little make up smiley1.gif
      improvement eh?

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      hahahaha indeed

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      well after a really terrible night i'm finally home after four months and am getting ready to eat like a fat kid

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      whats up?

    • wired_tl

      10 years ago

      I was just curious, since you said that there was an email about appropriate dress.
      I thought that maybe you might have pissed somebody off. I used to love pushing those kinds of boudries.

    • lunarclipse

      10 years ago

      wow...that was some pretty enticing pie 0_0

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      aw see i grew up in New England. i can't live without snow

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      awwwww i'm so sorry to hear that. i love snow both on a board and off. winter is my second favorite season

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      well it's getting colder. which i really don't mind because that means it will snow soon and i love the snow!

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      life is prettty groovy at the moment. the town i'm in is errupting with fun all over the place on account of there being no classes tomorrow. hence: general merriment. yourself?

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      lol well originally i'm from Connecticut and i just go to school in New Hampshire. but my parents and the rest of my family are from the midwest

    • SmithFan6

      10 years ago

      howdy!

    • solobp

      10 years ago

      Forget Pie and Cake they both suck! Ice Cream rules!

    • lunarclipse

      10 years ago

      what kind of pie is to be offered on the darkside?

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