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    • Know Your Destiny!

      in Forums > Know Your Destiny! | Follow this topic

      imagamer27

      Some of you may or may not Know Your Destiny, BUT NOW YOU CAN! So try it out once or several times and lets us know your results! It does have the N-Word! used so just use a kinder word instead. Like So:

      YOU ARE Stinky Jack THE Immortal Wizard DESTINED TO Snack on Yourself.

      YOU ARE Good Old Boy THE One who'll steal the Manchild DESTINED TO Murder Russia.

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    • An Overview of Starwars Fandom

      8 years ago

      imagamer27

      My girlfriend doesn’t understand what I see in Star Wars. We’ve had several soul-crushing arguments about what exactly makes this series so important to me, and every time I have found it more and more difficult to argue my case. As the maddening years have wound on, I think I finally understand the reason for this crippling handicap.

      There is a diabolical twist to Star Wars fandom, you see, that defies comprehension, and yet is the life-blood of all Star Wars fans. It is this:

      Star Wars fans hate Star Wars.

      If you run into somebody who tells you they thought the franchise was quite enjoyable, and they very-much liked the originals as well as the prequels, and even own everything on DVD, and a few of the books, these imposters are not Star Wars Fans.

      Star Wars fans hate Star Wars.

      The primary fulcrum for the Star Wars fan’s hate (including my own) is George Lucas, creator of Star Wars. Unlike Trekkies/Trekkers who adore Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, Star Wars fans hate the father of their obsession. We hate the fact that George Lucas got it wrong from the beginning, creating incest between Luke and Leia. We hate the fact that he wrenched Return of the Jedi off of Kashyyyk and set it on Endor with those tiny, furry Hobbit bitches he called “Ewoks”, which is a syllabic anagram of Wookiee if you’re obsessed enough. We despise the entire existence of literally half of the Star Wars movies, blaming George Lucas’ greed and flawed ‘vision’ for everything.

      We believe George Lucas’ ideal death time was 2:07am, 14 November, 1990.

      Star Wars fans also hate the original Star Wars trilogy. We think Mark Hamill’s acting was whiny, the pacing was flawed, and Empire was better than Jedi, making the end of the series a let-down. We hate the way Boba Fett died, and we hate the cantankerous, arthritic duel between Vader and Obi-wan. We don’t understand why the storm-troopers can’t shoot worth a damn, and we don’t get why “an entire legion of [the Emperor’s] best troops”(ROTJ, Palpatine) can be overpowered by a tribal society of midget teddy-bears armed largely with rocks and twigs. Star Wars fans hate omnipotent war-machines that get their legs tangled in strings, or slip on logs. They hate Darth Vader’s face and that stupid harmonica thing he was playing. Star Wars fans hate the original Star Wars trilogy.

      There is also, as you probably know, a series of Special Editions that have replaced the original Star Wars trilogy, and these are also hated by Star Wars fans with an even more scorching fervor. Star Wars fans hate the glaring CG changes made to scenes we already hated to begin with. We hate that Han Solo now killed Greedo in self-defense, and then stepped on Jabba the Hutt’s tail (which we liken to Carrot Top stepping on Fidel Castro’s tail). We hate the fact that the ghost of Alec Guinness (whose name is an anagram of Genuine Class, by the way) now stands next to Hayden Christensen (whose name I tried to re-arrange into a flattering anagram myself, but only came up with “Nn…Dense Chest Hair”). Star Wars fans are unsure if Fidel Castro has a tail or not, but we hate the Special Editions of the trilogy just the same.

      There is of course also a prequel trilogy to Star Wars. It is newer, more epic, more expensive, and more visually stunning than the original trilogy. Star Wars fans know this, and so we hate it even more. We hate it with the burning passion of a setting pair of twin suns. Jar Jar Binks, Midichlorians, technology that is blatantly more sophisticated than the “later” original trilogy…we despise all of it. There’s nothing a Star Wars fan hates more than a Star Wars prequel. They demystified Boba Fett, contradicted countless lines in the original trilogy (Obi-Wan: “He was our only hope.” Yoda: “No…there is another.” Obi-Wan (not in script): “Oh, right, I f*cking held both of these kids as they were born in Episode 3. Sorry Yoda, I just plumb forgot!”)

      Star Wars fans think Mark Ha…uh…Hayden Christensen’s acting was whiny. And the pacing was flawed.

      Beyond the movies, there are also various television-related Star Wars endeavors which Star Wars fans despise. Starting with that abysmal “Holiday Special” in which Carrie Fisher appeared drunk and tried to celebrate Christmas through song in a Jesus-less galaxy, Star Wars fans have watched and hated everything. We think Droids was a waste of time, Ewok Adventures was an extension of everything we hated about Return of the Jedi, and we’ve seen both seasons of Clone Wars which we hate because we believe them to be immensely inconsistent with the prequels we also hate.

      Star Wars fans think the Star Wars comic-books are a stockpile of contrivance written for marketing purposes by people who know nothing about Star Wars. Every gimmick imaginable to bring back super-weapons long destroyed and token bad-guys long-beaten is spewed forth from these comic books, and Star Wars fans want nothing to do with it. Star Wars fans have read the one in which Han Solo works in tandem with a giant rabbit and we are not impressed.

      Then, naturally, there are the videogames. Star Wars fans hate LucasArts, and the opportunist drivel that comprises most of the gameplay-less apertures known as Star Wars games that they vomit up every fiscal quarter. Star Wars fans know that there is no such thing as a good Star Wars strategy game, we yelled at our PS1 when Masters of Teras-Kasi came out, and we kind-of liked the Jedi Knight series, but not at first and definitely not towards the end. Star Wars fans did not like Knights of the Old Republic, unless they were RPG fans. This does not count. Star Wars fans hate Star Wars videogames.

      Continued in first post.

    • My List!

      8 years ago

      imagamer27

      So, it's been a while since I had my list to keep track of the manga that I read, so I'm renewing my list and starting from scratch! AND HERE IT IS!

      1)1/2 Prince
      2)Air Gear
      3)Ao no Exorcist
      4)Bakuman
      5)Beelzebub
      6)Blazer Drive
      7)Bleach
      8)Change 123
      9)Claymore
      10)Crazy Maniax
      11)Cyborg Jiichan G
      12)Darren Shan
      13)Deadman Wonderland
      14)Detective Academy Q
      15)Drifters
      16)Durarara!!
      17)Fairy Tail
      18)Gamaran
      19)Historie
      20)History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
      21)Jackals
      22)Kandachime
      23)Katana
      24)Letter Bee
      25)Liar Game
      26)Naruto
      27)One Piece
      28)P.K.
      29)Peace Maker
      30)Psycho Busters
      31)Psyren
      32)REAL
      33)Saint Young Men
      34)Shade: The Other Side of Light
      35)Taboo-Tattoo
      36)Teppuu
      37)The Breaker
      38)Traumeister
      39)Tribal 12
      40)Vagabond
      41)Veritas
      42)Vinland Saga

      Maybe it's time to get some friends...

    • I need to move to Austin

      8 years ago

      imagamer27

      I've become a HUGE fan of Last.fm over the summer, and am infact listening to it as I type this journal. While looking through my "Reccomended Events" Page, I found that every single event was in Austin. Here are a few examples.

      Seawolf will be performing there this Saturday.

      Pavement will be performing on the 28th.

      Then the City limits festival on October 8th will feature bands including: Spoon, The Flaming Lips, LCD Soundsystem, The National, and Band of Horses.

      Suffice it to say. I'm not able to be there. Did I not mention PAVEMENT? When I am able, I'm getting a job and apartment down there.

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    • I work in the sewers.

      9 years ago

      imagamer27

      Guess what everyone? My long lost copy of Psychonauts has been found once more! Giving me the great pleasure of playing it. If you have NEVER played psychonauts then you go to your local used game proprietor and demand to receive a copy of this amazing Xbox classic. It's got everything from sexy diva Camp Counselors to evil psycho death-tanks. Not to mention Linda, the poor mutated lungfish. It's got Action, Romance, COMEDY! But that's not all, if you purchase this game in the next decade you'll get NOTHING EXTRA! However, I've babbled about this for too long. So enjoy this wondrous story about awesome. img address broked.

    • The MANGA!

      in Forums > The MANGA! | Follow this topic

      imagamer27

      I have yet to watch the anime, but have read the manga. Does anyone else read it? If so, Discuss. If not, either read it and discuss or do not discuss.

      5 replies

    • FREE COMICBOOK DAY!

      9 years ago

      imagamer27

      It is may 1st. make plans to visit all participating comic book stores in your area.

  • Comments (1025)

    • Meerkat_df FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Dude your Fire Emblem gif id bad ass!

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      ah, see i thought the gf thing was real, and the rest was copy pasta

    • Gin_Ichimaru

      8 years ago

      In reply to imagamer27, #2:

      I'd sage you if it were possible in here.
      >implying greentext works here.

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      no no no!

      i stopped following it BECAUSE One Manga closed down! i'm now on TenManga and that seems pretty good

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      one manga :p

    • gosimmons

      8 years ago

      Ah cool, you have a few interesting chapters ahead then.

    • gosimmons

      8 years ago

      No problem.
      You mean when Nishi reveal's the Katastrophe timer? That'd be Chapter 280.

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      i used to

      good manga

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      and there's where i come in!

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      just the word taboo alone makes me interested...

    • go_naruto

      8 years ago

      Would you happen to know where I could read/watch Durarara?


      Yes, I do. :3

      Here is 3 sites I know that has Durarara!!:
      watchanimeon.com
      watchanimenow.com
      animewoot.com

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      psh! who needs to pass? what did passing ever do for anyone?

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      mmmm

      i guess there i a pre-disposition to that

      meh, wateva :p

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      do you feel more at home in the universe or something?

      also, why do people critique your shit, when they either don't have shit, or they don't know shit

      case in point; my abridged series... never did i say Zoids Abridged was funny, yet i get told it sucks because its not funny

      there were limited jokes in there, and there's gonna be a development for episode 3 and 4 which is gonna add some humor to it!

      ugh, ignorance annoys me

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      the latest chapter of Change 123 that came out has all the chapters for volume 12 listed

      each of them is a case

      and the last one in this volume is called 'Final Case' - Answers

      its finishing!

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      you're a shell of your former self

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      yeah it came out 22nd of july

    • T_Flaems

      8 years ago

      manga reader dot net

      its quite good

      seeing as i got a new chapter of Buster Keel, FLAGS, Deadman Wonderland and a few chapters of Cage of Eden recently!

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      yea, i figured as much :p

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      lol, fair enough :p

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      moar Blood Prince is agreed

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      i wonder if u are being sarcastic

      wait... have you ever seen GTO?

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      not really worth the wait, but still

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      41 and 42 of 1/2 Prince =D

    • discopete019

      9 years ago

      Nah, but your post in the Naruto thread seemed to indicate it was something to look down upon. But once Zero comes out it becomes awesome.

    • discopete019

      9 years ago

      don't really see what's that bad about Change 123. Kinda interesting.

    • Mayuri_

      9 years ago

      Just google for a older version of AIM,

    • Mayuri_

      9 years ago

      my username is guerrillapwnzor on aim and i also use MSN, but MSn blows so I don't get on there as often.

    • Mayuri_

      9 years ago

      GOOD DAY THEN SIR

    • Mayuri_

      9 years ago

      MOTHER FUCKER, what is your Instant Messanger that you use to communicate among people across the net

    • Mayuri_

      9 years ago

      wut yo aim

    • armeav8r

      9 years ago

      They also didn't die so our leader could give hand outs to companies that just ask for more and more money. I love my country, but I don't have to love how our president is running it.


      Precious. smiley1.gifsmiley13.gif

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      sounds right up my alley

    • Mayuri_

      9 years ago

      lol wtf xD ill give it a read

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      No, she was talking to this other girl about healing

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      the girl getting tattooed before me was getting some asian tramp stamp..

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      I'm getting my dog's paw print.

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      it's not vandalizing if it's meaningful to me.

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      I wish! I'm busy that day :(

    • VersusMail

      9 years ago

      YES I"M ALIVE!! NO MORE STUPID AP CLASSES FOR ME

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      Oh, I see what you did there.

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      Much appreciated.

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      Oh the possibilities.

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      aww how sweet :D

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      what song? are we talking about elton john?

    • KillerQueen4

      9 years ago

      Pretty good, how about you?

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      yea, there's enough watching methinks :p

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      and if we started groups it'd just end up in the position of 'hey, its Mayuri, grif and whoever else is a regular'

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      i shall check it out at some point then

    • T_Flaems

      9 years ago

      i'm sure i've said more disturbing things in my time here

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