iron_monkey

Male
from Detroit Where weak Are Killed n Eaten

  • Activity

    • 3 Years....

      11 years ago

      iron_monkey

      I've been with this site for three years as of yesterday
      my how time flies

    • MMM...

      11 years ago

      iron_monkey

      Purps :)

    • Women...

      11 years ago

      iron_monkey

      She broke up with me even though her feelings have not changed
      she wants to explore her options
      i respect that
      but now i tell her i cant deal with being with her
      it hurts too much
      she wants me and her exploration
      i told her good bye today and it killed her
      she says shes still in love with me
      but doesnt want to be with me
      seems like her problem now

    • Time for "THE" talk

      11 years ago

      iron_monkey

      By far my favorite comic to date

    • Fucking women

      11 years ago

      iron_monkey

      i need to move on, but fuck its hard
      i've never wanted anything as much as i want this girl
      but i feel shes aggrivated me for the last time
      i'm done, theres nothing more to do

    • Drugs...

      11 years ago

      iron_monkey

      ... the fast forward button of life


      wish i could find the rewind...

    • wow

      11 years ago

      iron_monkey

      at the end of june i will have been a member for 3 years... wheres my life gone

    • So...

      11 years ago

      iron_monkey

      So I've become that dad that after the divorce just comes and goes, maybe he'll call me on my birthday, but probably wont because he's too tired from being drugged up. I'm sorry. I probably won't change though. If anyone cares still this is what I've been up too.

      Found an amazing girl, dated her for 10 months, then the bitch dumped me on 4/20, what a holiday. But whatever gotta do what ya gotta do, i still love her.

      Been smoking a lot of pot, might take a break to lower my tolerance, but i most likely wont.

      Tripped out hard on salvia, i think i saw the end of my own concious

      2 of my bestfriedns just left for israel for 2 weeks, hopefully it all goes well.

      finished my first year of college, no problem, fucking high school was harder than this shit, but i also havent gotten into any courses that directly deal with my major.

      doing a lot of thinking, a lot of soul searching, i dont know where i'll go, but i know it'll be a journey

      i think my constant thought will be an eventual end to my known sanity

    • The second Coming

      11 years ago

      iron_monkey

      Its been far too long since ive been on this site
      i kinda miss it, but pot and college take up most of my time
      so im going to try to check this place out at least once a day
      so someone spark my interest

    • Legal Help

      in Forums > Legal Help | Follow this topic

      iron_monkey

      Im not sure where to put this but i need help ASAP

      recently i got a ticket for possession of narcotics paraphernalia in detroit
      the story is i got caught with a glass piece and now i have a court date
      i know its a misdemenar but i was wondering if anyone could help in telling me what the penalty may be becuase im worried and cant find it myself. I have no prior infractions, i dont look like some fuck up, and im currently enrolled in wayne states premed program( if that makes a differance what so ever)
      the biggest thing is that i feel it was a little racist because i was with two of my white friends ( im milatto) when the cops pulled up. They asked if there was anything in the car they should know of and i told them about the pipe, my friend in the back had a gram on him and didnt say a word. we were taken out of the car and searched, my friend had the weed in his pocket and the cop didnt even attempt to search them. (im not sure if this makes a difference either). Also whilst the police were searching his car he told them that he had a flask with alcohol in it, which the cops also did not bother to search for ( we are all 18). So me being the only honest one out of the bunch i got the great reward of a fucking court date

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  • About Me

  • Comments (234)

    • pyroavatar

      12 years ago

      yo plz vote for me on Drumm3r4life's contest here is the link:
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=431049

    • armyboi04

      12 years ago

      hi...i was wondering if you could possibly neg mod the fuck out of me? its for a contest go here for more information

    • Supermoo

      12 years ago

      oh yeah now i know what you mean.. dont know the site tho sorry dude smiley4.gif

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      o really well bye just forget about it

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      iron_monkey do you mod me or was it someone else

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      did you give me a mod

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      hey iron_monkey would you like to be in my contest

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
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      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
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      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
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      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
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      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • Supermoo

      12 years ago

      give it a couple of days, if still no star then i will email geoff to fix it (he fixed mine as soon as i sent the info to him). Then you get all the smillies smiley1.gif

    • C_Victim

      12 years ago

      Well I'm glad to see a familiar face. ;) Yeah it's hard to be active on here for me. I'm active other places, but yeah, wow. :P YAR!
      xox

    • deadshotD12

      12 years ago

      LOL

    • deadshotD12

      12 years ago

      Get a female one to do it she would suck dick too

    • deadshotD12

      12 years ago

      Yea i was just joking anyways you might be killed for trying to do that in detriot

    • Supermoo

      12 years ago

      yeah it is still a nice little country we have down here. Probably improved a little bit since your grandfather was here tho smiley1.gif . Definately worth a visit if you want to go on holiday but want to go somewhere where they speak your language smiley11.gif

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      cool

    • stu666

      12 years ago

      we are friend that cool have look at my homepage it cool

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      some people are retarded

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      you've been getting quite teh neg modding it would seem.

    • Drumm3r4Life

      13 years ago

      Could you be friends with this guy? He needs some. Thank you. smiley0.gif

    • AshleyTL

      13 years ago

      its ok as long as your safe along with everyone else smiley1.gif

    • Drumm3r4Life

      13 years ago

      Please vote for me here and then once evryday after that. Thank you smiley0.gif

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1209203

    • VScommoman

      13 years ago

      i dont know all to muh about new zealand but i doubt they have our problems...... have you seen the size of the mauri's? those guys are massive and dont take alot of crap. so if anyone went to their country and messed around the mauri's would would kill them.

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      well if thats the case then u gotta call them up or update ur drivers or something

    • padantic

      13 years ago

      9

    • monkey_bacon

      13 years ago

      sure thing

    • monkey_bacon

      13 years ago

      your still automatically advanced into the final round of 5 people. so you have a very good chance of winning and sort of prize

    • halo_lord

      13 years ago

      nce comment in the psp thread, taht guy couldnt think of anything good to say...

    • VICECITY55

      13 years ago

      thanks , clerks 2 was great!

    • Rascalante

      13 years ago

      Maybe if you're comparing it with another action movie that has equally bad acting, then no, the acting isn't bad, but if you're comparing it to a film that actually has good acting, then yes, the acting is bad.

    • padantic

      13 years ago

      You can watch me for a bit, so I know you'll be a faithful watcher.

    • Rascalante

      13 years ago

      Nothing really, I just got bored one day and it kind of came out while I was drawing on a notepad.

    • padantic

      13 years ago

      about 2 months ago I deleted friends who never commented, and posted a couple of journals about it.

    • Rascalante

      13 years ago

      Indeed it is.

    • iron_monkey

      13 years ago

      The reason my pics have been neg bombed is because i went off on this guy for insulting the dead
      he got pissed and bombed me
      thats the reason
      it happened several months ago
      so im just answering my most asked question

    • VScommoman

      13 years ago

      whoa man who was the bitch that negged all your pics, thats fucked up.

    • Supermoo

      13 years ago

      i gave yah the mods as an antibomb, and cause i really think the managers where i work need that smily face in the offices somewhere..It matters not how many since i only had a few left anyway smiley1.gif

    • monkey_bacon

      13 years ago

      cause I liked it

    • bsilver

      13 years ago

      i am calm.

    • bsilver

      13 years ago

      yes...fuck the biggest game company. The one that brought us all the great sports games.

    • Nando

      13 years ago

      The reason my pics have been neg bombed is because i went off on this guy for insulting the dead
      he got pissed and bombed me
      thats the reason
      it happened several months ago
      so im just answering my most asked question


      I see
      Never mind

    • Nando

      13 years ago

      Wow. why are all your images neg moded?
      Who did you piss off?

    • Pharcyde

      13 years ago

      i gave a point of view (not even my own) that made her head explode in a fantastic show of ignorance and teen age girl angst :)

    • jonshon

      13 years ago

      would u like to play a Naruto roleplay

      if so the link is in my journal

    • BreezyShel

      13 years ago

      i typed in stewie gif's into google and followed some of the sites...you can take them if you want to

    • ChickenBobo

      13 years ago

      good

    • fairfield321

      13 years ago

      nice profile

    • Rascalante

      13 years ago

      I'm planning on moving out in September, but that another 2 months out, so, until then, I can't really do anything about my TV situation.

    • iron_monkey

      13 years ago

      The reason my pics have been neg bombed is because i went off on this guy for insulting the dead
      he got pissed and bombed me
      thats the reason
      it happened several months ago
      so im just answering my most asked question

    • Rascalante

      13 years ago

      Yea, unfortunately, my TV isn't even hooked up to regualr channels either, and my dad has control of satellite, so I'm kind of SOL.

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