iron_monkey

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from Detroit Where weak Are Killed n Eaten

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    • I agree

      14 years ago

      iron_monkey

      My Friend Loi psoted this:
      MAN GIRLS ARE SO CHEATING IN LIFE JUST LOOK

      NO HOPE FOR VICTORY
      If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.

      If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for thing bum.

      If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

      If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

      If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

      If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

      If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self defence.

      If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

      If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favour.

      If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're a fag.

      If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

      If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

      If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

      If you're proud of your achievements, you're up yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious enough.

      If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

      If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

    • Best Dirty Joke

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      iron_monkey

      post them here this is mine:
      THis guy walks into a bar, and the bar tender has a bottle of 50 dollar bills on the counter. the guy ask whats the bottle of 50's for the guy says gimme 50 and ill tell you. the guy says fuck that. So after about 8 drinks the guy give him 50. the bar tender says ok I'll give you this bottle if u do 3 tasks. #1 drink this glass of Vodka and dont make a face, #2 theres a dog outside with aa tooth ach pull the tooth and bring it to me, #3 lastly theres and old women who has never had an orgasmim give her one. The guy smashes the vodka no problem, goes outside and finds the dog the guys inside hear all kinds of barking and screams and shit so after about ten minutes they figure he's dead. then he walks in and says ok where the old lady with the tooth ach.

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    • A guy walks into a bar

      14 years ago

      iron_monkey

      THis guy walks into a bar, and the bar tender has a bottle of 50 dollar bills on the counter. the guy ask whats the bottle of 50's for the guy says gimme 50 and ill tell you. the guy says fuck that. So after about 8 drinks the guy give him 50. the bar tender says ok I'll give you this bottle if u do 3 tasks. #1 drink this glass of Vodka and dont make a face, #2 theres a dog outside with aa tooth ach pull the tooth and bring it to me, #3 lastly theres and old women who has never had an orgasmim give her one. The guy smashes the vodka no problem, goes outside and finds the dog the guys inside hear all kinds of barking and screams and shit so after about ten minutes they figure he's dead. then he walks in and says ok where the old lady with the tooth ach.

    • Soo....

      14 years ago

      iron_monkey

      Life is boring for me. I got Dub Edtion for the PSP. Been playin gunbound owning.And trying to get a hot ass gf (check the pics).
      thats it fuck u if you neg mod hoe cakes

    • Late Night Cravings

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      iron_monkey

      What are you craving right now
      i got the urge for a big ass bag of fortune cookies

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    • GunBound

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      iron_monkey

      Who plays it

      31 replies

    • Golden Sun

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      iron_monkey

      The best handheld game and the best on the GBA post here.
      whats up wit #3

      31 replies

    • London Attack 7/7/05

      14 years ago

      iron_monkey

      yes i have said i hate the british really i hate our race but i never wish attacks upon those who do not deserve it. One day maybe we will treat all as equals. Bush may not be the best but he tries terriosism will not win FREEDOM for all

    • Magizines?

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      iron_monkey

      Why isnt there asection for them, cuz i want to discuss Gamepro

      4 replies

    • Paste peter

      14 years ago

      iron_monkey

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