jackiebot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold me irl

34 years old
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from Savannah, GA

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    • Chronicles of a Lazy Person

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      I complain a lot.. .

      i mean... . a lot.. Though, in my defense.. it's really more that i talk a lot.. and in a world full of annoyances, complaints are bound to happen.

      However, this is not about that.

      This is about my Monday.

      Monday i got to sleep til 2pm. Which was GLORIOUS.
      Then when i finally did decide to crawl out of bed, there was a note from my roommate saying she was camping all day and night.. House to myself? Score.

      So i decide to go get more black paint.. [i'd been working on a painting and ran out of black paint].. and some project-specific brushes..

      On my way out to my car.. i was greatly bothered by the fact that i had to walk through a bunch of grass [i'm allergic to grass].. but when i sat down in my car, and turned it on -- Elvis started singing that he wanted to be my Teddy Bear.. Then, with my car door still open, i glance at the ground and immediately spot a 4-leaf clover.. which i put on my visor.. see:


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      Mission of getting art supplies: Accomplished.
      Mission of getting hit on by really cute, tattooed guy in art store: Accomplished. [too bad i'm Asexual]
      Mission of finishing painting: Accomplished.

      The rest of my evening was spent hanging out with a couple of friends i hadn't seen in a very long time.. reminiscing of 'old times' and making sexist jokes against my own sex... it was wonderful.

      I also learned that my birthday is Still not over.. as i still have at least 3 accounts of belated birthday joy coming my way.

      Fun times. Thought i'd share. smiley8.gif

      And one more thing.. .

      Willem Dafoe is fucking MAJESTIC:

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    • Let's discuss something here..

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      This.. What the hell:


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    • Eh.

      12 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      Dear BRTG Customers,

      I only have to deal with you for another week. Let's try to make this a smooth transition. To accomplish this, I suggest you refrain from asking stupid questions or making stupid remarks. [aka "actin' a'fool"] ..
      In other words:

      If I want your cell phone number,
      I would ask for it.

      If I wanted to know why you're in town for the weekend,
      I would ask.

      If I needed to know the name of the ghetto mechanic shop at the bottom of your road as a landmark,
      I would have asked.

      If I say we're closed,
      I mean it.

      If I say no,
      I mean it.

      If you're going to call and waste my time,
      AT LEAST know what you want.

      In return, I'll try not to be a bitch for the next 5 days. I will even go as far as to show a bit of patience.

      I think we can do this. I have faith in us.


      Love,
      Jackie.

    • . . ...And then today we learned...

      12 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      That plastinized cadavers can be MIGHTY Awesome... .


      if you have no idea what i'm talking about, click here..



      However, my car is not pleased about driving over giant mountains to get there... . smiley4.gif

    • Today's Lesson:

      12 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      When someone is so adament about something that they can't refrain from mentioning it in every sentence....

      ie: "i hate liars.. don't ever lie to me.. i can't stand liars.. lying is my biggest pet peeve"

      They're probably very closely related to the problem.. Or rather.. Are what they Hate.

      in this case: A liar.

      Careful, kids. The world is full of big scary weirdos.

    • No!

      12 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      As a matter of fact.. i do NOT own a television.. .

      There is not One television in my house.. and i haven't sat down and watched a show on a tv since i was at my parents' house last Christmas.

      The last time i owned a t.v. -- it Literally -- LITERALLY sat in the back seat of my car for EIGHT MONTHS.. because it was big and heavy and i didn't feel like trying to carry it up 3 flights of stairs to my apartment when i knew damn well i wouldn't use it anyway..

      Anything i want to watch, i can view on the interwebs [House, Dead Like Me, Veronica Mars].. OR i Already own the DVD [Animaniacs, Tom & Jerry, Invader Zim, Pete & Pete]

      i'm doing just fine with my computer, dvds, and books.. Thanks. smiley8.gif

    • i'm just great...

      12 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

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      [. . .....Ooooorrrrrr Just a little bored.]

    • I think i'm in love...

      12 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

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      Ohhhh... Dr. House... . . *sigh*


      Edit:

      This how Incredibly AMAZING my friends are...


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      Courtesy of my German wife, Iris. [she's not on this site.]

    • Jeez.

      12 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      Some people don't know when to STFU.

    • Hey You.

      12 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      Yeeeaaaahhh..... . . You.

      the one that cut me off so closely in traffic not realizing how fragile your fiberglass car is.. You, who proceeded to swerve in and out of traffic -- not because it was going at an indesirable pace, but only because you obviously think your car is better than any of the others that were on the road...

      It's okay.. we're all Very proud of you and your Hybrid vehicle.. we're all grateful for what you do for us..

      . . ...and thank you.. your Greenlife/Local Foods sticker plastered on your bumper shows me that you go out of your way to support environmental causes and bonds in community.. i had plenty of time to check it out when you were struggling to reverse your car out of that parking space in the WalMart parking lot.. holding up the flow of traffic for all of us.. . i'm glad that you advocate the life that makes you look caring and concerned while living the one you denounce.. . .

      just that 2 and a half minutes of interaction with you on the roadways was enough for me to get a general idea.. ..

      . . . . . . . . .....You hypocritical, self-centered, yuppie Fuck.

  • Comments (7771)

    • Zotaku87

      10 years ago

      loldome


      It's a tried and true way of running a proper vote.
      Why try to fix what ain't broken? smiley8.gif

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      That picture you drew of you and Vicky is beyond awesome.

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    • john Quarlton Tanks

      10 years ago

      I aim to please

      Also The shower curtain is indeed the best, I got it at Ikea

    • steph

      10 years ago

      Ever since you posted the NIN journal and mentioned dried sweat I have had this lyric stuck in my head.
      ...stale incense, old sweat and lies, lies, lies...

      Like, on loop nonstop. I'm going to have to get out the NIN cd's and listen again, just to get that song out of my head! Not even complaining, just.. it's STUCK haha. smiley12.gif

    • The_Boxman

      10 years ago

      My precious Mina,


      Are you drunk?


      Sincerely,
      Your one true love, Victor.

    • aladyoftool

      10 years ago

      Oh, just rub it in, Jackie! NIN, now TOOL!? smiley5.gif

      <3

    • Ava_Adore

      10 years ago

      I remember the journal you posted with a Canadian short in it.
      The one I posted is my favorite ever!
      did you watch it?

    • mattiecore

      10 years ago

      I made this because I think you're swell:

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      Also: I was bored, and it seemed like a fun idea

    • Grifism

      10 years ago

      Rorschach. You spelled it wrong.

    • steph

      10 years ago

      Hahaha YES! That's too cute.

    • steph

      10 years ago

      Aww, ILU Jackie.
      Also, it would appear that Amber is ridiculously adorable when she smirks. !!

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      10 years ago

      How you doing? I'm at work

    • amber

      10 years ago

      smirk?

      ooh wait, this one....
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      or this one??
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    • daruma

      10 years ago

      Yeah, the pic you posted is pretty much just how I pictured you. I awwwww'd again. Anyway, that's the explanation behind the somewhat strange journal comment.

      Also, how was Jane's Addiction? Actually, if nin was playing while you were at will call, you probably don't know smiley6.gif

    • daruma

      10 years ago

      When you posted in the music bar, I had a picture in my head of how happy and smiley you probably were, and I think I actually 'awwww'd out loud. <3

    • Tetrameth

      10 years ago

      Apologies.

      Didn't remember reading anywhere that it was a surprise but that is probably my fault.

    • MissJackie

      10 years ago

      kayy will do, sorry

    • cyanophobia

      10 years ago

      YOU. ARE. THE. BEST.

      Thanks for helping my failpost out in the 'Dome and making it win. You are the best wife ever!

    • SupaChurchFn

      10 years ago

      OH GOD NOW I'M EXCITED

    • sirjasona71

      10 years ago

      Yesss! I love severe weather warnings! I was in New Orleans in July & the electric storms were incredible! SOOoooo much fun!

    • Psycholagny Resident of Old Olney

      10 years ago

      I LOVE IT!!! smiley0.gif

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    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      It was. I think I'm going to try a new variant this weekend. Let me see if it turns out any better and then we'll set something up.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      Kahlua Brownies for white chocolate filled cookies...

    • daruma

      10 years ago

      Ok, sorry darlin, I figured it was worth a shot. <3

    • daruma

      10 years ago

      Actually, if you do, I was gonna suggest you see if NC has an enhanced drivers license program.

    • daruma

      10 years ago

      MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

    • daruma

      10 years ago

      hey

      HEY

      do you have a driver's license?

    • john Quarlton Tanks

      10 years ago

      WAKA WAKA WAKA

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    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      omfg.

      those cookies look delicious!!!!

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    • Bergy

      10 years ago

      Hey, at least he actually has superpowers and stuff. Batmans a wannabe.

      By the way, this seems to go well with yesterdays discussion.
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=azGhHh9mV_Q

    • aladyoftool

      10 years ago

      Hi, Hi, Hi!

      Thank you, Jackie! smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • RogueSPiDER

      10 years ago

      Your nightmares are coming true! smiley2.gif Run Jackie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • steph

      10 years ago

      then email it is. <333

    • steph

      10 years ago

      I'm so sad that you won't be there! smiley2.gif
      You're one of the few people here who's number I have. I shall send you picture messages all weekend.
      Or email them to you, whichever. smiley12.gif

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      Well then. I musta been too drunk to remember that.

    • Psycholagny Resident of Old Olney

      10 years ago

      JM was in there briefly. More so aiming at who was Skype'n when I got there.

      Non-talking people suck. Like that one Jackie chick. Damn lurker...

      <3

    • Psycholagny Resident of Old Olney

      10 years ago

      Who all was I talking to in iSketch?
      I know Jason was there... JohnMatt perhaps?

      There are RFRs to be sent!

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    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      10 years ago

      That made my morning. Although, I've not touched my scrambled eggs yet so you might have some competition. :P

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      10 years ago

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    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      You know, I was supposed to leave you part of a voicemail, but someone forgot me.

    • sirjasona71

      10 years ago

      Oh wow! Go-kart racing would be fantastic! But I don't think there are any tracks nearby =[. Stupid city.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      AT LEAST I REMEMBER THE BANANA BREAD!

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    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      10 years ago

      oh hai!

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      Ok, so this is totally random and I'm sorry if it's not you, but were you the one that made the Guinness cupcakes?

      I know banana bread is evil to you.

    • Cabose91

      10 years ago

      THANK YOU, JACKIE!

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    • aladyoftool

      10 years ago

      Well, when all else fails and it must remain in the wall, it adds character. :)

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      THis is roadblock

      Jason doesn't hate yo. I don't hate you either. <3

    • Liselove

      10 years ago

      Thanks. I really pushed myself drawing it, it's a lot more detailed than my last digital drawing, and I'm really happy with it :D

    • Grifism

      10 years ago

      In reply to ad_713:

      Ah, well okay, and yes, it does offer some consolation.

      Thank you for your time/

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