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from Savannah, GA

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    • -Le Sigh-

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      One of our local high schools made national news..:



      www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Q4TdYdSRU


      Wow. That's..... . . . Of all the things this city could be on national news for, of course it's some delusional old woman at the end of a segment making up an elaborate story about a dead high school student looking for revenge. Where does she even get that? Hell, where does she even get off making up totally random stories like that on national television while openly admitting she's teaching impressionable teenagers..... . I mean, it's one thing to say "I believe in ghosts, and think that is a ghost".. everyone's entitled to their opinion -- even idiots [I'm not suggesting people who believe in ghosts are idiots, just that woman]. But to suggest that ridiculous story is what happened.. Psh. [wtf is a "literary coach" anyway]

      /facepalm.

    • zombies..

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl
      Hi Jackie,



      Thanks for the interest in volunteering. Here are our official volunteer needs:



      Monday , August 25th - 5-6 zombies, any gender

      Monday , Sept. 15th - 5-6 zombies, any gender

      You must provide your own zombie make up and attire. You’ll receive two free tickets to any Romero screening of your choice per day.


      This'll be fun.

    • So, uhm... . .

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      I got this package today... .

      First of all, someone got a candy company to address the package to "Supreme Being Jackie"...:

      supremebeingjacke.jpg


      And then i open it to find this:

      giantgummibear.jpg

      LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT GUMMIBEAR!


      Sadly, though [and this brings us to why i'm posting about it here].. There was no note. I have no idea who this magnificent confection is from.. . Did any of you do it?

    • jsyk

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

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    • Oh, Hey.

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      ...It's Mah Birthday. :D


      I will probably spend most of if sleeping and making fun of people.

      But it should be a pretty fun weekend. I have four days off, a festival a few blocks away [if i suddenly get the urge for funnel cake, tourists, and overpriced hippie "art"], plans with Batman at the IMAX, presents, and a party.

      Also, i'm in a pretty B) mood being that i got a bunch of tickets for upcoming concerts in the mail today and it was all like this:

      EDIT: Apparently image tags aren't working in journals -- What the fuck. So ticket image is going in the image gallery.

      It'll be a pretty good year for music.

      Have a lovely day.. and remember that only jerks were born on July 25th.

    • Yay?

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      **--Apparently I can't post the poll at the bottom? How lame. Come back to the top after you've read the bottom, i'm not changing the journal around--**


      So, we're going to start this journal with a story:

      Last night, i went to a show [instead of seeing Batman, kind of sad, i know. I wish i could have done both].. and as i was leaving downtown to go home.. the Batmobile [yes, i drive the Batmobile] got a flat tire.. Now, the batmobile doesn't belong to me [naturally], so i had no idea what tools were in it. Turns out there was absolutely nothing i could even MacGyver into something to use to get the hubcap off. I was struggling with it for a good 30 minutes with no luck at all.. and it so happens that this happened right across the street from the police station. So at least 20 cop cars went back and forth.. did they stop and offer assistance? God no. So i finally get ahold of Asa to help me.. and he's on his way, when a cop pulls into the cop station and is unloading stuff from his car.. so i scream across the street "EXCUSE ME, MR. POLICE OFFICER MAN... Do you happen to have a flat-head screwdriver i could use?!" He yells back, "Yeah! I'll be right over." Guy comes over [it's worth mentioning that he was a very young, very cute cop-guy], steps out of his car.. says, "I'll change it for you. Changing a flat tire is no job for a lady."

      . . . ....and he does. Wouldn't let me help at all [and no, i wasn't showing cleavage, don't even ask].. And i'm quite positive that's the very first time a police officer has ever actually helped me.. ya know, instead of arresting me for something totally random.. So check that out, chivalry is not dead. Thanks, Policeman Greg :D

      Next topic --

      Finch and I are going to see Coheed in November. What. Be jealous. Yeah.

      And lastly.. a poll.. just because i've never posted one on here before..:

      I have decided that i'm going to get this tattooed on me:

      floatingballoonsresizedrefaced.jpg

      Now, i'm not happy with the face yet, and i'll clean it up a little [i want it to be a bit messy, though].. but where you come in is the placement..

      I'm pretty sure i have my mind made up.. so there's no telling if your opinion will matter at all.. but, hey. Let's find out.

      It'll either be between my shoulder blades, or i'm going to make a big thing of it and put the girl and balloons on my left shoulder blade-area with little clouds and [non-gay-looking] stars going toward the center of my back, and up the back of my neck to behind my right ear.

      votekthnx

    • I'm not nearly as cool as Martha...

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      ...although, I did once make a big boob cake with pierced nipples.. but, unfortunately -- i don't have pictures of that.


      However.. I got to make a cake this weekend, too.

      it was a white cake, that i added some chocolate chips to.. and in the center, layered buttercreme icing, then a thin layer of sliced strawberries like so:

      spiralsandstrawberries.jpg

      then another layer of bettercreme icing and more cake:

      chocolatechipsandstrawberries.jpg

      and then covered in buttercreme, drizzled with chocolate, and topped with fanned strawberries:

      cakeandrobots.jpg

      it was actually a pretty big cake.. i put a robot there for comparison.. he dances.

      this was for my friend, Brittney's, going away party last night.. I tried to remember to take pictures at the party -- but there was alcohol involved, and this is pretty much the most picture taking that happened


      In other news -- i'm pretty disappointed that i didn't get VIP tickets for the Coheed and Cambria event, but somehow my boss managed to finagle some. But we're making plans to attend anyway.

      Sup with you?

    • Things.

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      How about a journal of random things?


      I saw Wall-E earlier. Most adorable movie EVER. And I seriously want a little Wall-E of my own.

      Two other rather awesome things about today:

      I was asked to do a large-scale art project for an exhibit that will be starting in Joplin, MO, then expanding to Pittsburgh and Tulsa. Neat.

      And since my birthday is a few days after Dark Knight will be released, and I have to have my birthday and the two days following off of work because of a hippie festival, my friends and I have decided to go to Charlotte to go see Dark Knight at the Imax. Yay

      And just because it's on my mind... . As we probably all know, I am way too easily annoyed. In the category of IM conversations, here's a short list of things that annoy me:

      1. People randomly file-transferring things to me without saying anything about it first.
      2. Sending me a million youtube/other video links. [I ALWAYS have either some video or music playing.. I'm not going to pause it for you. No.]
      3. People
      who
      press
      enter
      after
      every
      word
      ...instead of just typing a complete sentence, and then sending the damn message.

      These are such superfluous things that for some reason make me want to grab my friends by the back of the head and smack their face into a hard surface. ITJ, I'd really like to know about the little things that annoy you in the same way [doesn't have to be IM-related]


      Good Day.

    • The best thing i've seen today.

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_problems_solved_by_MacGyver



      Yep.


      P.S. -

      My birthday is in about three weeks..

      FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME THIS:

      www.baconwrapt.com/

    • the dead, undead, and nearly dead

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      In order.

      First the dead.. One of the only things i hate about summer is spiders. If you weren't previously aware of my incredibly strong irrational fear of spiders, I AM TERRIFIED OF THEM. The other day i found one in my goddamn refrigerator!! How does that even happen?! But i'm proud to report that i've been coming out on top in the battles so far.

      The only fun part of this journal -- the Undead.. Our local Zombie Walk is coming up in October. We're having a music festival after the undead takeover this year also, which should be pretty boss. Over the past few days, I've been [very slowly] working on a poster for the whole event.. so here's a picture i made of zombies [of course, there's text and all involved, but who cares.. zombies]..:

      zombies.jpg
      [click for better detail]

      if you're wondering why you don't have that kind of thing in your town, you probably do.. you're just too lazy to check, admit it. You can check here to see if you do: www.zombiewalk.com/

      An in between category.. not quite to nearly dead, but that'll be changing soon: Go participate in Kyle's contest so he'll stop whining about it.

      And finally.. the nearly dead... . . .

      I think the spiders are going to end up winning. smiley2.gif


      A MORE IMPORTANT EDIT:

      Now this title is even more fitting.

      The world is down one more great person today.

      RIP, George Carlin.

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  • Comments (7771)

    • fleureaux

      10 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      SURPRISE!
      Happy Birthday! smiley8.gif

    • Zotaku87

      10 years ago

      Happy birthday Jackieboo. smiley12.gif

    • john Quarlton Tanks

      10 years ago

      Happy Birthday MechaMistress

    • Ninjen13

      10 years ago

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    • SirDeeSee

      10 years ago

      Bon Anniversaire! Hope it's been awesome thus far, and that your year continues in a similar fashion.

    • fnbitch

      10 years ago

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    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Fair enough, also, I found it, thank god, oh, and Happy Birthday.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      Happy birthday.

    • VocalDrummer

      10 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

      You say it's your birthday?

      It's my birthday too!
      Seriously, it is.

      You say it's your birthday.

      We're gonna have a good time!

      Hope it's good for you. I only know of you, my friend TitanRoller, and myself that share birthdays. We shall all have a great time today.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      You know, I was just browsing it and found a picture of Wilford Brimley riding a horse through explosions. Amazingly I somehow clicked past it. I think honorable suicide is the only answer now.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      www.fukung.net

      Where I found that and reason why I don't do anything productive.

    • greatmumphry

      10 years ago

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    • Barbara FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      HEY YOU KNOW WHAT

      YOU WRER DRUNK WHEN YOU POSTED A MESSAGE FOR MY BIRHTDAY
      SO I AM RETURNING THE FAVOUR!!!

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL LADYFACEOFLOVEEEE! smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • sandoutlawed

      10 years ago

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      wow.

      i guess i don't know what a cake looks like, huh?

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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    • Liselove

      10 years ago

      Happy birthday Jackie

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

      i wish i could draw something awesome for you like you drew for mine, but i suck at drawing. so hows about a picture of a cake instead?

      HappyBirthday62.jpg

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    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      10 years ago

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      Early because the Red Robot's Internal Chronometer is busted.

      Know you're not a huge birthday fan, but hopefully there's a smile or two hidden somewhere in tomorrow.

    • steph

      10 years ago

      I think this picture is proof that we're skin-tone twins.
      Put on your sunglasses first though.

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      10 years ago

      You are magically delicious!

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      It's a url exploit. It's beginning to annoy me.

    • Nevada

      10 years ago

      Eh, it happens. Trolls make so many accts I bet he just "remembered" one. Anyway, thanks for taking care of it. :D

    • Nevada

      10 years ago

      Jackie there's a guy terrorizing the usually quiet NEW ART thread.

    • daruma

      10 years ago

      You better believe it, gorgeous smiley12.gif

    • Frank_West

      10 years ago

      Uhh, thanks.
      I like Brad Pitt?

    • boesthius

      10 years ago

      BUNNYYYYY

      i find it funny that i don't even twitter, i just send my tumblr updates to twitter

    • Princess

      10 years ago

      dude i've totally wanted to be on AIM to talk to you about boys and makeup all day but my computer is fucking lame right now and I'm only able to use IE through a shitty loophole with microsoft.

      My brother was supposed to activate windows before time ran out, but he didn't so now when i get on it tells me that i have to activate windows before i can do anything. Hopefully tomorrow I'll have the XP disc i need to reinstall windows and we'll be cybering in no time.

    • MightyJ

      10 years ago

      lol 16:9

    • MightyJ

      10 years ago

      wat size?

    • MightyJ

      10 years ago

      so you can nitpick my shitty editing at 100% crop? noppppppe

      let me finish eating.. then i'll turn on my laptop and export a larger copy.

    • MightyJ

      10 years ago

      yupppp

    • Tb0ne

      10 years ago

      I'm giving Nick to his in person in SLC. Other than that I'm mailing. You'll be number three =D

    • Liselove

      10 years ago

      Fuuuuuuck, I didn't know the trailer had come out today. Looks really good, I hope they get the satire intended from the book in. Brilliant, it was.

      Post edited 7/22/09 7:42PM

    • Liselove

      10 years ago

      Indeed it is. I was in a bar and someone posted few pictures some schizophrenic artist painted over the years of his cat, and one of them reminded me of the chercher cat, so I changed my title to that lol. It's been a while since I've read the book though.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      Yep. Especially when my group of friends are using a pic that they took together (nerds). It makes me happy but it makes me wish I had been there too.

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      Stupid wedding making me not have enough $$ to do fun things. I wanted to go to Comic Con this week as well and that's not happening either. BOO.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      Nah, it's cool. Probably better that we ended it humorously so there's no animosity later.

      And yeah, he is.

      Post edited 7/22/09 5:28PM

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      quoted for fucking truth.

      :D

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      Oh, you know...the norm. Being driven crazy by my future mother-in-law. Currently at work.

      How's the work search for you?

    • PeteZahut47

      10 years ago

      Guess you were there in spirit, anyway.

    • PeteZahut47

      10 years ago

      See?
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      All I remember is handing it to people at the bar, it came back with that. smiley6.gif

    • SupaChurchFn

      10 years ago

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      It's totally okay that you didn't- my hour layover ended up being 15 minutes. I didn't even have time to pee. But I want you to visit me or to visit you sometime. smiley12.gif

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

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      Sorry. I fell asleep.

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    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      are you up?

    • steph

      10 years ago

      well, shit. now it is 112. nvm.

      lol

    • steph

      10 years ago

      jackiejackiejackie

      i have 111 friends now.

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    • CalvnNHobbes

      10 years ago

      Alright, that tears it. I'm going to get on AIM and talk to you soon. Do you still keep the same hours?

    • amber

      10 years ago

      sucess! i'm glad that it made it to you successfully :D

      sorry they weren't more exciting :( i do have something cool to post out to you soon. mwahahha.

      <3

    • Ava_Adore

      10 years ago

      so what happened to The Dome? it was hacked?

    • 4thdimclock

      10 years ago

      ... thank you.

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