jackiebot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold me irl

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  • Activity

    • OH MY GOD

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      This is the BEST quesadilla EVER made

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      My quesadilla > furries bitching about the new mod/karma system.

    • Photomanipulation is fun.

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      My friend, Alissa, loves Hitler... [no, really.. she does..].. So she asked me to photoshop a couple of pictures of her hanging out with Hitler.

      Here's what i came up with:

      alissaandhitleroutside.jpg

      the original of alissa

      and

      alissaandhitlerhavingtea.jpg

      original


      She's a bit too clear in the first image.. but my determination to make her splotchy like a deteriorating picture only lasted so long.

    • oh no! my sammich!

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

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      looks like a job for... .


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      [note: this mainly makes me happy because that second picture is real... . . very real]

      P.S.
      --

      someone get me this plzkthnx

    • What the hell... . . . .

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      So there i was.. minding my own business.. enjoying some frosted animal cookies at 4am this morning..

      When i run across a cookie that can only be described as being shaped as a naked fat man. Seriously.. it looks like.. if.. a naked fat man were to cross his arms and stand with his back to you.. and, you know.. was a cookie. I looked on the bag -- there was absolutely NOTHING resembling this shape on there at all.


      I really hope i'm not the only person that sees this:


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      [and sorry for the blur.. i'd give an excuse, but i just don't feel like it]

    • :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      The chunk of arm that was cut out of me last week is officially benign. And the stitches come out on Tuesday.



      Also -- for those that don't know.. the book, Choke, has now been turned into a movie.
      here's the trailer -- it looks mighty entertaining. In other Palahniuk-related news.. has anyone read Snuff yet? I just bought it two days ago, but haven't started it yet.


      And how are you guys today? What has been your favorite part of this week so far?

    • Oh, about that... . .

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      As I was walking to my office this afternoon, I passed by this very new-looking white Cadillac with giant rims, super-dark tinted windows.. the kind of car one would say is "pimped out".. filled with this family of black people.. the driver rolled down his window -- he was a black man probably in his late 20s-early 30s.. his hair was braided.. I noticed that he had a couple of gold teeth, and some very big, very shiny glasses on.. and he says "Excuse me, miss. Ain't nothin' but a silver dollah?" [his tone suggested it was a question] and I said "...what?" he said "Don't I be lookin' good?" and I didn't know what to say.. so I just said "Yes. Yes, you do." and walked away.


      . . ...I have never heard the phrase "Ain't nothin' but a silver dollah" before.. but you can bet that I will be using it in regular conversation now.


      Just thought I'd share.


      EDIT:

      I just figured out what a "Silva Dolla" is... . .

    • You think you know a person.

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      . . ....and then Jon confesses to baby eating.



      [22:56] vain movement:
      it's probably made from babies
      [22:56] vain movement: HUMAN babies
      [22:56] Boesthius: :D om nom nom.
      [22:57] vain movement: JON EATS BABIES
      [22:57] Boesthius: I EAT BABIES

    • updaet

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      It looked like it'd been a while since i've posted a journal... .

      . ....but there's really not all that much going on.

      In terms of work -- that damn ceiling cat is Still above my desk... and we started a new system that makes it so i don't have to talk to drivers at all.. which is pretty grand -- except that integrating a bunch of radios on the Nextel network with our company intranet really doesn't go all that smoothly.. as Nextel is unsure, even of their own damn name, right now. But we'll work that out.

      And as for the personal life of Jackie -- it's a little slow-moving at present. I have to get a biopsy on my arm within the next month... and my activity of choice lately has been napping.. so exciting.

      Though if you've read Chuck Palahniuk's "Invisible Monsters," you might just enjoy my recreation of The Queen Supreme: Brandy Alexander... . If you haven't read that, i suggest you do.. so you will at least understand the purse full of pills, postcards from the future, and giant man-hands.

      Yeah.. i think that's all i've got... . . Tell me a story involving your own current events.

    • Stupid Ceiling Cat.

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      It took me an hour to notice the damn thing there yesterday.. .

      But now that i know it's there, i can't stop staring at it.. .
      Because the stupid paper cat won't stop staring at me.



      This is above my desk at work:

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      . . .....my boss is an odd fellow.

    • Ahaha

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      Jewno

  • Comments (7771)

    • DrJones

      10 years ago

      Er, I DO like the hair.

      I haven't a clue how I fucked that up...

    • fleureaux

      10 years ago

      Lol, not sure. Problem solved though. smiley0.gif

    • fleureaux

      10 years ago

      One more...

    • daruma

      10 years ago

      SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH JONESEY, JACKIE IS BEAUTIFUL

    • DrJones

      10 years ago

      Apparently.

      Yes I do. It's totally not what I was expecting.

      I was just kind of... Surprised.

    • DrJones

      10 years ago

      How the hell did you respond to that so fast?

    • DrJones

      10 years ago

      Not really, no.

    • 4thdimclock

      10 years ago

      Yeah ... you're right.

    • greatmumphry

      10 years ago

      I haven't signed on here in a little while, but I wanted to say thank you very much for the delicous cookies.


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      And I only ate a little bit of the bread.

    • Ninjen13

      10 years ago

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    • cyanophobia

      10 years ago

      What can I say? I love me some astronomy.

    • 4thdimclock

      10 years ago

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    • Psycholagny Resident of Old Olney

      10 years ago

      4 days till i get my kid back

    • puckplayer

      10 years ago

      I suppose I can deal with that.

      We should talk more, also.

    • puckplayer

      10 years ago

      I meant on here!

    • puckplayer

      10 years ago

      Accepted. And counterfollowed.

      I think I'm going to head to bed in the next 25 minutes though, so don't expect a super lengthy conversation from me. smiley12.gif

    • puckplayer

      10 years ago

      I think that's two more times than you visited it in the four years I was here before I deleted.

      So yes, I'm still flattered. Shut up.

    • puckplayer

      10 years ago

      It's flattering that you come to my page that often then.

      And it's because I have my twitter feed set to private...so only people I approve can follow me. And it's trying to see if you're approved or not. Ben needs to fix that shit naooo.

    • SimplySquee

      10 years ago

      yeah, i was surprised. i was thinking of hunting down some more by them.

    • Psycholagny Resident of Old Olney

      10 years ago

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      [moar awesome art here]

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Hmmm....well, I haven't hot linked anything in 3 years so I feel I deserve a pass

      Also, hey stranger....
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    • sirjasona71

      10 years ago

      Thanks love. =]

    • sirjasona71

      10 years ago

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    • sirjasona71

      10 years ago

      So I click the ITT we draw RT users alerts & am greeted with...

      You do not have access to this thread or it has been deleted.

      Que?

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      WHAT THE EFF? Did you see it? hold.....

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      weird.....it showed the link was disabled.

      I am spamming your comments with COX!



      Post edited 7/17/09 1:23PM

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

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    • Phil

      10 years ago

      Alright, my sincere apologies for the "man" thing. That was my fault, sorry. :-P But you really might want to look into the add for that thread. It pretty clearly said they took requests. Just a thought.

      I understand it's your job to take care of things in the forums, and I'm thankful you do, but you can be nice about it. I messed up, and I'm sorry, but I'm no n00b, and it's a real turn off to anyone looking to join your group or participate in the thread when you come down so hard like that. You could have simply deleted the post, or just left me a little reminder that it wasn't a request forum (again, like the banner add said it was). It would have come off much better. :-)

      Again, thank you for clearing it up for me, and for doing what you do as a Mod, but seriously, look into that add. It's very misleading. :-D

    • Aerrior

      10 years ago

      Fair enough

    • Phil

      10 years ago

      Cheeze, sorry man. I clicked the add, saw requests, and posted a comment. My bad. :-P

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5cCjTaZ3A

    • steph

      10 years ago

      that list of robots could basically replace the need for a spouse.
      aka, I LIKE IT.
      <3

    • 4thdimclock

      10 years ago

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    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      10 years ago

      that crap would be that I don't know how to hot link. Normally I upload the comic to photobucket, but it's down for maintenance. So I tried uploading it to the Rooster Teeth server. It didn't like that I guess.

    • Ninjen13

      10 years ago

      Of all people Jackie......I thought YOU would have jumped all over this <3

      HERE

    • The_Freeman

      10 years ago

      LOL UR A DICKFARCE

    • RogueSPiDER

      10 years ago

      nowhere

    • Strider165

      10 years ago

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    • boesthius

      10 years ago

      i just read on the forum and i know that you really dont want to hear anymore about it, but w/e ilu jackie-bear. this is when we start out own business of telling people to "fuck off", and they will like it.

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      holy crap, what happened at Blue Ridge?!

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

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      ::hugs::

      i saw your post in Daruma's journal.

      I hope you're ok.

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    • daruma

      10 years ago

      Oh nooooo Jackie, wtf? smiley2.gif

      We both got fired on exactly the same day

      Well we'll float on, good news is on the way


      smiley12.gif x a billion to you, puddin

    • steph

      10 years ago

      oh jackie <3 ilu
      hugs x infinity
      let me know if i can do anything, please

    • garw

      10 years ago

      hahaha yeah i kinda figured that out after. lol i guess if i could read that wouldn't have happened. haha

    • Eclecticore no longer 25 cents

      10 years ago

      oh god no, it was the place from the first journal

      This exceeded my expectations tenfold. It was great.

    • Psycholagny Resident of Old Olney

      10 years ago

      ilu

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    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Saturday night? no. up til three.

      Come over. I'll lick your boobs for freeWe can play Set

    • Nevada

      10 years ago

      Believe it or not, but the frowny faces get worse with an increase in puppy-dog eyes. I don't think I'll ever win a gr1m contest, but I think I could compete for sadness. XD

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      10 years ago

      My hair looks like that now.


      I get a lot of folks asking if the new nurse in my Balls 2 That comics is based off you.

    • Razzy

      10 years ago

      Hi... it's @razzmichi but I've been away from it for a few days. Seems like I get on there and then after I send 1-2 tweets, my computer hangs. Not sure if it's me or this twitter virus just jamming up their system. What's your twitter name?

    • SirDeeSee

      10 years ago

      That's... novel. What on earth was I doing?

      Also, thanks for the 'You were quite dreamy' part. I'ma go weep in an un-dreamy heap of reality in the corner.

      Or something.

      Fuck, I should not play for that long without a rest. I can feel bits of my brain falling away, like wet cake.

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