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    • And yesterday i learned.......

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      . . ....that Irish Carbombs really aren't the best idea.



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      Edit:

      And now.. Time for work.

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    • I wish.. .

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      . . ...that more episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air were available on the internet for my viewing pleasure.

      Although.. lately I haven't really been able to hear much over the extremely loud sound of my own thoughts.

      And i wonder how many people on this site relate to this:

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      And finally.. in other news.. i've talked two of my very favorite friends into joining RT.. .

      Say hi to Erin and Rob.


      EDIT:

      Also.. It needs to be widely known that Kyle is a woman...:

      [04:06] CloudMX NOS: Alright, I will concede to your logic.
      [04:07] vain movement: Good... I'd hate to have to kill you otherwise.
      [04:07] CloudMX NOS: ...;_;
      [04:08] vain movement: Ah jeez.. . Here come the waterworks.
      [04:08] CloudMX NOS: *whine*
      [04:08] vain movement: whiny bitch.
      [04:08] CloudMX NOS: ...;_;
      [04:09] vain movement: Suck it up. You woman.
      [04:09] CloudMX NOS: IT'S THE HAIR.
      [04:10] vain movement: Are you sure? Because it's seeming like you have an excess of X chromosomes going on there.
      [04:11] CloudMX NOS: ...
      Well then.

    • NIN NiN nin

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      . . ...the only band i will admit being a fangirl of is Nine Inch Nails.. .


      Yesterday, Reznor decided to just randomly release a new album, Ghosts, without any forewarning.. . .

      Personally -- i'm crazily excited about this.. But as far as i've heard.. no one has had much luck with the downloads working because of so much traffic on the site.


      So.. to any other NIN fans on here that are eagerly anticipating this 36-song instrumental release.. here's a bit of a preview:


      www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZhBParVjo

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=g42BbLY7Hfc

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbezTZlwqcY

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HELzP31aSI

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAYV6a1SB8g

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v6TrBbr9_M


      Have fun.

    • The GIS Guessing Game

      in Forums > The GIS Guessing Game | Follow this topic

      jackiebot me irl

      Here's how this works:

      Go to this link, type a random word of your choice into the title box..
      Select "8 images" under the "Compose" drop-box.
      Click "Create"


      You'll get an image comprised of 8 separate images related to the word you chose [see this thread for a reference]..

      Here's the game:

      Post your image here.
      We'll try to guess what the word was.
      Whomever guesses correctly posts the next picture and gets a mod from the previous picture poster.


      Important info:

      The url that the site gives you for the image WILL include the title word you used.
      Save the image, and upload it with a different file name.


      To get us started:

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    • A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      Comics of win... . ..


      This is important:

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      And also... . :

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      [more comics made of win are encouraged]

    • NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      Stage6 announced that they are shutting down.

      Which means that all Divx videos are going with it... . Which will make it MUCH more difficult for me to watch movies in streaming video while i'm at work. [this proves that Justin's birthday is evil]..


      Also -- my roommate and her boyfriend's dog are driving me crazy. I wish i was in a Tom & Jerry cartoon so that i could beat them with frying pans without any repercussions... .


      However.. on a very pleasant note. I have candy. Lots of it. [which proves that Amarh's birthday is awesome].. .


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      Mmm. Fundip.


      [and pyjama pants ftw.]

    • HEY MICKEY!

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl


      Toni Basil died.



      Funny how no one's whining about this one... . .



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    • THIS IS..... . .

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      Pretty much the most productive thing i've taken part in all day.... . .. .



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      . . ....no kidding.

      [and it was a collaborative effort]

    • Whoa!

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      I love how something as simple as a bus ride home can turn into an adventure when some asshole slams into the back of it.. Poor asshole, his car was totaled..

      Besides that.. I've had a very lovely week so far.. and i'm expecting this trend to continue.. what's that word.. o.. o.. oppp... oooopti.. optimism! Haven't used that in a while.

      As for this whole Valentine's Day nonsense... The first thing i'd like to mention on that subject: VALENTINE'S DAY IS BOGUS!! Let me clarify that this opinion is not based purely on the fact that i'm single.. I've never liked this day. I firmly believe that if you love and care about someone, you really shouldn't need a very cold day in February to remind you of it. Especially when all people seem to do on this day is buy candy and flowers and maybe go out to dinner. Lame. Very very lame.


      HOWEVER!

      I do so love horrible Valentine's jokes... . So show me what you have.. if you can find and/or make a funny Valentine -- Show me. Right now, i can't stop laughing at a classic that my buddy, Slev, showed me..:


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      Oh, 9/11.. we get so many jokes at your expense.

    • The Dinner Table.

      11 years ago

      jackiebot me irl

      So i heard this rumor one time that families like to sit around the dinner table and talk about their day... . . Now.. i'm proceeding with the assumption that this is a myth.. because i simply cannot fathom that level of family "togetherness".. . However.. Let's pretend that you, my RvB friends here, are the family.. and that this right here is the dinner table.

      How did your day go? What was the best part of it? Worst? Any entertaining stories, annoyances you'd like to vent about, amazing discoveries you made..?

      As for my day. It was boring. It snowed a whole lot last night.. and as a result, i expected to be able to stay home from work and make a snowman death scene.... . . But no. The thing about living in North Carolina is that it will snow like mad over night and then all melt by 2pm the next day... .. . However, i spent my work evening with my boss who has grown a recent addiction to icanhascheezburger.com.... . the horror. And i managed to cut my finger on a can.. which just makes me think i'm one step closer to needing to wear a helmet on a daily basis.

      NOTE:

      do not mistake this for Finch's safe haven journal. You may very well be ridiculed for saying something stupid. If you want to be consoled and to have a place where you can say anything and feel safe.. visit this guy. Because he cares.



      Geez. You whiny bitches. HERE!

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  • Comments (7771)

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      10 years ago

      You know, it's probably good you're not coming to TO.

      Because we'd never leave our room. <3 I really do wish you were coming.

    • DSchneider

      10 years ago

      I don't know what to think about this.

      You're artsy. Is this cool or retarded?

    • caboose611

      10 years ago

      so what is that a temp. or just a 48hrs of that, and thats that....

    • caboose611

      10 years ago

      The first one wasn't and that was my mistake for misreading the directions. The second one used to be, however I had forgotten that they had deleted their account. Im not on much anymore so I didn't know when exactly he did delete the account.

    • SupaChurchFn

      10 years ago

      No worries doll, seriously don't stress about it. I'd love to see you but I can ship your stuff and you can come fly out and visit me sometime smiley0.gif

    • SupaChurchFn

      10 years ago

      Smart question. Tuesday the 21st.

    • SupaChurchFn

      10 years ago

      Woman. Are you going to be able to see me when I'm in the airport? I totally understand if not but I don't want to haul your gifts I have accumulated to Canada if we're unable to hang.
      Charlotte - Douglas Intl (CLT)
      Charlotte, NC
      Arrives: 5:13 P.M.
      Departs: 6:10 P.M.
      Let me know dahling. I'll buy you dinner.

    • steph

      10 years ago

      Have I ever told you that I have a friend who looks like he could be Hugh Laurie, when HL was 28 or so?
      His name is Lee, and he's a stand-up comic lol.

    • cyanophobia

      10 years ago

      I am TOTALLY down for shop talk. I just don't know how to start a discussion regarding those things.

      "I have 2048 levels of pressure sensitivity, baby."

      "My ink won't stain.... YOUR FACE!"

      "YOU CAN'T ERASE MY LOVE FOR YOOOOOUU!!!!"

    • Ninjen13

      10 years ago

      Wow.....I now just feel TOTALLY fucking dumb.....LOL....that's all it meant?! damn!

      Thanks a bunch Jackie!!!!!! smiley12.gifsmiley13.gif

    • CalvnNHobbes

      10 years ago

      Or, even better, you mod me five times right now to give me my five-thousandth mod!

    • Ninjen13

      10 years ago

      well i'm just totally lost cause their girls shirts sizes are flippin weird.....i'm used to seeing chest sizes...you know...like 34 or 38 or what not....not 16 ....wtf is 16? 16 inches....no one has a 16 inch chest...not even Kate Moss.....okay, well MAYBE kate moss
      I'm rewarding myself when i get to 20 days of no cigarettes with 10 shirts....
      totally getting the "is it too soon to say i less than three you", the zombie uprising one and zombie rights one, 867 5309, the manatee one, and a few others.....

    • Ninjen13

      10 years ago

      hey Jackie, quick question....have you ordered any shirts from $6 shirts.com? I know you get lots of web shirts I'm just curious if you have ordered from these guys before? I'm totally stuck with their freakin sizing charts

    • cyanophobia

      10 years ago

      *major hugs* You rock.

    • steph

      10 years ago

      BUST OUT THE BEER HAT, GRAVEDIGGER HERE WE COME

      for the photo ops, please. <3

    • The_Boxman

      10 years ago

      Where do I go to order one of those?

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      10 years ago

      I just squee'd majorly. I'm so fucking manly.

    • sev_ered

      10 years ago

      have you ever wanted to watch zombie kickball?

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      10 years ago

      You're neat. I like you. smiley12.gif

    • MoreLikePuma

      10 years ago

      Poor digit.

      Yeah, I missed making them.

      Post edited 7/07/09 5:15PM

    • MoreLikePuma

      10 years ago

      1. Jackie never was one for goodbyes, so she likes to keep part of you, should you ever leave for a spell... you don't need your pinky toe, stop crying.

      2. Quintin Tarantino once tried to adapt Jackie's life into a film. He claimed the story wasn't believable so he made Kill Bill instead.

      3. Once, when asked how she got a black eye, Jackie replied with, "HA! You should see the train."

      4. Jackie found the last digit of pi and currently keeps it in a cage. She feeds it cake as a joke.

      5. Jackie created a gingerbread-robot-man, but it ran away... he didn't know about the detonator. As Jackie puts it, "He made the most delicious explosion". The laugh she made scared small children away.

    • Princess

      10 years ago

      HEY, BUTTON

    • darnclem King of Dongs

      10 years ago

      Speaking of Firefly

      and..

      Speaking of the 4th..

      HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT JAYNE IS IN INDEPENDENCE DAY?!

      I just noticed this earlier when movie night did a holiday edition - but that's totally Jayne hanging with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum there. Now we know where he got his space cowboy roots.


      Isn't he like Secret Service or a Marine or something....I remember him stepping up to shoot the alien in the lab.

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      10 years ago

      holy shit jackie. that drawing is AWESOME!!!!

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    • DSchneider

      10 years ago

      Oh my god, that picture is absolutely wonderful! Thank you so much!

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    • Bello

      10 years ago

      Hey no prob.

    • Jabberwocky

      10 years ago

      now i wish i had left it on so that i could be the dark side and you could be the light side... IN RING POWER!!


      Jackie, I love you.

      Why aren't we neighbors?

    • garw

      10 years ago

      thankss! smiley0.gif

    • steph

      10 years ago

      I squealed so freaking hard when I saw it. Now I keep singing "Look at this place, isn't it neat.." in my head. smiley12.gif

    • Jabberwocky

      10 years ago

      i want you to know.. that when i first took my brofist pic, i had a big cocktail ring on my finger like yours.. except black instead of white.. and i took it off because i thought "if i brofist'd someone with that on, that would HURT"


      I was tjhinking about that tonight at the bar. What if I treid to brofist the roommate again? Would he leave me hanging, or would I get to wound him good?

      I am still way too uh buzzerd too take another picture. Only one, and it was gonna be a keeper whterher I liked it or not.


      The weird Zoolander lip-popping face thing makes me laugh though.

    • Cabose91

      10 years ago

      The colors in the background are great.

      Beautiful web!

      They may be horrible but they know how to make art out of their homes.

    • Cabose91

      10 years ago

      O Jackieo, Jackieo! wherefore art thou Jackieo?

      Deny thy spider and refuse thy name.

    • Barbara FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      THANK YOU! I wish for that too. It would hella fun.

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    • Mikey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TKO

      10 years ago

      The squirrels around here mean bizniz...

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    • Mikey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TKO

      10 years ago

      whys it always gotta be about color????

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      10 years ago

      that's ok i forgive you i guess.

      :)

    • Cabose91

      10 years ago

      an hour of sheer horror is anything but quick.

      I just imagined he was in rollerskates.

    • Cabose91

      10 years ago

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    • Cabose91

      10 years ago

      oh god. staring at a spider with a million eyes for an hour.

      this will be fun.

    • Cabose91

      10 years ago

      My mom always used to tell me that my dad was horribly afraid of spiders even though he was quite the 'tough' guy. I've gotten really used to killing them on sight as well. Those little tiny jumping spiders though are smart. I'll slowly move in for the kill... and they freeze where they are.. rubbing their little legs. And I get close... and they jump down descending rapidly on their little strings.

      I'll always have a hard time finding something that I'm willing to squash them with and get all gross so I get a pop can and put it over them and wait for them to die instead.

    • Cabose91

      10 years ago

      Why, WHY did I google wolf spiders.

      My skin is crawling now and I just slapped my arm from my hair sliding on my arm. oh jackie...

      I seriously feel like there's something in my room that's attracting them. Lady bugs I can handle. They tick tick tick on the ceiling like little special ed cases but they leave you alone and are easy to catch in water bottles. But earwigs and spiders come out of nowhere. And they jump! I was trying to kill the earwig that was on my leg after that journal and it jumped off where it was and scattered away.

      The last thing I need are dive bombing insects.

    • steph

      10 years ago

      *hugs*
      also, <3 and <3

    • AirshipHobo

      10 years ago

      Glad you like it! I may end up putting in a background at some point, if I can ever decide what would fit.

    • AirshipHobo

      10 years ago

      No problem, as I have a terrible memory myself. But back to the point, I finished the drawing! Hope you like it, friendo!

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    • AirshipHobo

      10 years ago

      Hey Jackie, remember how about a while back I mentioned that I was doing a drawing of you?

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      10 years ago

      Apparently I love you the most. I know. Reread that. It shocked the he'll out of me too. The weights on all the packages where even. Except for yours. 1.4 pounds to everyone. 1.55 pounds to you. Go figure.

    • 1984

      10 years ago

      That's good because I was like..."should I try and leave another one?"

    • 4thdimclock

      10 years ago

      Life Lesson #1:

      Shut up.

    • MarthaMarin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Oh sugarface. Ilu too.

      Let's have bourbon and push old people.

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    • 4thdimclock

      10 years ago

      Does this mean I'm famous now?

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