jamesbondage

Male
from Covington louisiana

  • Activity

    • 8 years ago

      jamesbondage
    • 8 years ago

      jamesbondage
    • bury me with it

      8 years ago

      jamesbondage

      Well fads they come and fads they go. And God I love that rock and roll. Well the point was fast but it was too blunt to miss. Life handed us a paycheck, we said "We worked harder than this. We were aiming for the moon, we were shooting at the stars. But the kids were just shooting at the buses and the cars. So dont drink the water, dont you breathe the air. And if its gotten to that point then I have to declare. Well we moved to the left and we moved to the right. And sure as hell we stayed out almost every single night. But if the party's over, if the fun has to end. Could you do this for me my friend, would you just... Living is for people who love bad news.

    • So I'm Told

      10 years ago

      jamesbondage

      I recently was told by a co-worker of mine, that this is the most fucked up thing She has ever heard.
      I Kinda Wish I Was A Jew During The Holocaust.
      I Don't See Whats so funny?

    • Fun With Time Travel

      10 years ago

      jamesbondage

      A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

      Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

      The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

      The question is: Who is Jane's mother, father, grandfather, grand mother, son, daughter, granddaughter, and grandson? The girl, the drifter, and the bartender, of course, are all the same person. These paradoxes can made your head spin, especially if you try to untangle Jane's twisted parentage. If we drawJane's family tree, we find that all the branches are curled inward back on themselves, as in a circle. We come to the astonishing conclusion that she is her own mother and father! She is an entire family tree unto herself.

    • looking 4 a heina

      10 years ago

      jamesbondage

      any ideas

    • 4shitzangiggles

      10 years ago

      jamesbondage

      JESUSTITTYFUCKINGCHRISTYES1111IMSERIOUSLYTHINKINGOFKILLINGMYSELFIMSOFUCKING>>>>RAWR1111

    • awarded

      10 years ago

      jamesbondage

      I have awardz when the fuck that happen

    • hey

      10 years ago

      jamesbondage

      I'ma eat yo face son

    • sad time

      11 years ago

      jamesbondage

      I'm really gonna miss George Carlin

  • Comments (405)

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      yay! you can has friendshipz

    • roguekdog

      10 years ago

      i will dude shes fricken hot her name is tara got to go laterz

    • Caboose00

      10 years ago

      I've added the cake, just for you!

    • roguekdog

      10 years ago

      no im good there you forgot thats you . you like that shit.

    • roguekdog

      10 years ago

      hey you go to hell there buddy boy since you left to gay land and its been boring here in yuma.

    • crazybitch13

      10 years ago

      in those cases you're a slut seems to shock them for enough time for you to claim havign won the argument

    • roguekdog

      10 years ago

      oka i got a cell but i have to pay as i go okay so here.

      1928-247-0288 dude im at job corp in tuscon right now and getting paid for it s allright and shit dude i have been getting crazy here.

    • crazybitch13

      10 years ago

      i know. but to get fire ones are really expensive. and i cant use them this week anyway. they are better though they look better and they're alot more fun

    • roguekdog

      10 years ago

      really thats good to know hey im going to go watch some of the videos allrighty buddy call me laterz and stuff.
      we can talk a bout the new game that i got to play its fun you can use ieds and stuff.

    • roguekdog

      10 years ago

      hey whats up

    • LopezRox

      10 years ago

      'Fluff' is marshmellow fluff... i had to look it up after reading his news post. lol

    • LopezRox

      10 years ago

      its ok, she likes it there

    • 2Down

      10 years ago

      it's the rush logo.

    • 2Down

      10 years ago

      i couldn't think of any thing else lolz

    • 2Down

      10 years ago

      that was my room and my camera doesn't pic up light as much as a lot of good cameras.

    • TECH_13

      10 years ago

      I don't exist in either.....srry....

    • 2Down

      10 years ago

      idk maybe it just reset cuz one of my longtime friends got off my friends list somehow.

    • 2Down

      10 years ago

      what the?

    • 2Down

      11 years ago

      k I wuz shooting at this red guy that right before i wuz gonna pose cuz i didn't want to die and the bodies to go away k

    • jamesbondage

      11 years ago

      damn itz fuckin 11:47 P.M at minez place I guess walking therez out of the question....better takez my scooter lol

    • crazybitch13

      11 years ago

      yeah that's pm

    • crazybitch13

      11 years ago

      depending on where in australia, between 12:30-2:30 ish
      also they come from storks. duh

    • crazybitch13

      11 years ago

      fire away...

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      yeah. I know it fully well.

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      im in after school ais.. im failing stuff lol. im so bored

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      sup?

    • KillerCrusad

      11 years ago

      BWAH HAHA

    • KillerCrusad

      11 years ago

      AH HA!

    • roguekdog

      11 years ago

      you do need help like really big help

    • roguekdog

      11 years ago

      um no you got cuaght rember dumbass

    • MegaKx

      11 years ago

      wel more sort of rockabilly, because my hair is slicked backed under my beanie, and my pants are long so..,
      lol

    • wolfwood7

      11 years ago

      no prob

    • roguekdog

      11 years ago

      im sorry but who got his ass in trouble all the time for the most stupedest things my friend that would be you.

    • roguekdog

      11 years ago

      actually jackass you have to get 410 or better to pass each subject i missed math with just 360 but wuth every thing esle i ace with 500 or better which i know your ass could not do so shut up bitch.

    • crazybitch13

      11 years ago

      thats fine i don't want your pets soul.. just your pet.. and your soul = )

    • roguekdog

      11 years ago

      they do and now im going crazy.

    • Nyuu

      11 years ago

      yeah i got my tattoo gun and all the stuff with it it's great

    • Takeover3

      11 years ago

      thats kool
      anyway i g2g
      ttyl

    • Takeover3

      11 years ago

      yea like USE COMMON SENCE PEOPLE!!!! =P

    • Takeover3

      11 years ago

      lol nice

    • Takeover3

      11 years ago

      lol thnx for the comments, and yea, how L sits i fucking love it...its comfy too ^_^

    • crazybitch13

      11 years ago

      =O
      i want a banjo to hit people with *pouts*
      no really.

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      lol

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      why would u say that?

    • crazybitch13

      11 years ago

      true. the rest of us get the fuck on with it.

    • dac32123

      12 years ago

      i fix it all my self but when i took it to honda for a air filter they were like WTF????

    • crazybitch13

      12 years ago

      shit. deperate times hey?
      anyway nice talking to ya again. i gotta go. food calls and in my place, meal times are set in concrete.. and i want to keep my head attached.

    • crazybitch13

      12 years ago

      he hee. yay. lol meh i'd rather not waste the time it takes to read it. theres decent stuff to read instead

    • crazybitch13

      12 years ago

      nope. i tried to read the 1st book. it was too boring. the movies are ok.. but only ok.

    • crazybitch13

      12 years ago

      trust me. reading teh harry potter book is worse then that.

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