jamesbondage

Male
from Covington louisiana

  • Activity

    • jacobz word

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage



      This a...strange...(voices)...this, there's many, many voices in my head,
      many different voices(some are like this)some are like this(some are like
      this)some are like this(some are like this)some are like this, some are like
      this(mumbling)
      I hear voices, one voice in paticular
      It comes into my mind, perpendicular
      Rectangular,it's a..strangular
      He's like some kind of mental fuckin' mangular...i dunno
      He tells me to punch Esham and Shaggs
      So I punch'em, I even call Twiztid fags
      They get mad, slap me and smear my makeup
      I've named this evil voice, named him Jacob
      Jacob tells me "climb the ladder and jump off"
      "Head first on the street, don't worry, it's soft"
      So I jump, thump, i'm on a gurney
      Jacob laughs at me "your so fuckin' nerdy"
      Fuck him, I hate him, I can't escape him!
      I finally get alone, he calls me on the telephone
      "Brrb" "is Violent J there?" here "hey it's Jacob!"
      "I want you to piss in your underware, ok bud?"
      Sure, i'm pissin' now, it fuckin' tickles
      Jacobs dissin' again, I hear his giggles
      After I cut all my fingers of for that mother fucker
      I've finally had enough
      Go see a doctor, Doc, hello
      "Hi, have a seat, let's see umm...what is it..Joe?
      Yeah, Joe Bruce, my friends call my Chucky "Chucky?"
      Either that or Bucky, Fuck Me!!
      I'm sorry Doc, it's Jacob again, my name's J
      "Tell me J, who's this Jacob anyway?"
      I fucking want him dead, it's a voice in my head
      I gotta lotta voices, but this one's mislead
      He tells me to drink toilet water an shit
      "Do you do it?" No..YES!!
      I can't help it though, I can't stop it
      "J..what I want you to do is drop it" Drop what?
      "Your feelings of denial"
      "I mean your an asshole, let's face it, Jacob, he's got style" yea
      "You should do...exactly what he tells you"
      Even stab myslef? "yea, hells yea"
      Fuck man are you sure Doc? "sincerly"
      "Now on your way out, pay my fuckin' secretary"
      Wow, $300 bucks and i'm cured, it's obsurd
      All I gotta do is wait for the word
      Now I aint heard from ol' Jacob in a while
      I'm at home jerkin' my dick off to Gilligains Isle when Bang!
      He popped in "J, what's up homie?"
      where you been Jacob, dawg it's been lonely
      Doc say's I should roll wit' you, let's do this
      "Alright, well let's start off with a glass of your own piss!" wit' ice?
      "No ice!"(slup sound)nice.."Finsih up the whole glass, and repeat it twice!"
      All done "Let's go, put your shoes on!" where we goin' homie?
      "To the graveyard!" what? "I want you to dig up a girlfreind"
      Dig up a dead body? "I won't say it again!"
      "You heard what the doctor said,fuckin' do it!"
      Well fuck it, hand me my shovel and bucket
      I dug the bitch, literally, I dug her
      Her skin smelled like burnt rubber, I fuckin' love her
      Took her corpse home, sat it on the couch
      Jacob said "Now put her foot in your mouth!"
      So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks
      That's been sitting out in the...sun for a couple a months
      I didn't care though because Jacob told me to
      "It's one more little thing that I want you to do" (what's that?)
      "Lay down in the street and trip a semi wit'chya neck"
      Trip a Semi-tru...bet!
      There I was, i'm movin off..just waitin
      Ready to get rolled on like a Dayton
      Here it comes, I stuck my fuckin' head out
      Like this Jacob! "Yea, Pow!"
      Boom, i'm in critical, I got minutes left
      And I'm fightin' with death!
      Why did the doctor tell me to listen to him?
      I'm lay'd up 'bout to die, screw him!
      Pick up the phone, Brrb! "Hello?"
      Hi is me J, that one fat goofy weirdo
      Yea listen, i'm about to die, why'd you tell me to follow his word?
      "Cuz' he's a DarkMega, and your a nerd"
      Well I hear you on that much ok..but
      What kinda fuckin' doctor are you anyway?
      I mean your tellin' me i'm nothing but a scrub
      "I thought you knew homie, this is doctor Jacob!!"
      Ohh I get it, everybody have a laugh
      I'm nothing but a sick, Homogetic mentalpath
      I died right then and there I was never cured
      I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacobs word
      That Mother..."What!?" I didn't say nothing "Bullshit bitch!"
      I didn't say anything!
      "How you gonna tell me? I'm in your head bitch!"
      I was gonna compliment you! "But I hear everything!"
      Well get outta my fuckin' head!
      "Fuck!, you heard what I just said!"
      Get outta my....fuckin'...head!..aight?
      My...fucking..head "that's right, my head too, my head too!"
      You have got your own fuckin' head!
      I'm not...running around in your fucking brain!
      " 'Cuz I aint got one bitch!" Fuck you! "Eat your leg!"
      I'm sorry.."Eat you leg!" I'm sorry, not my leg
      "Eat it bitch!" Leave my leg alone "Eat it!"

    • tell what this is frm and get 5 mods

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage

      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."

    • JOIN ME

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage

      hey buddies join me in the rogue army 2day 4 the low low price of......nothing so join iz cool bro

    • my gradez in algebra

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage

      Total Points Earned: 711.1
      Total Percentage: 30.95 %
      Current Percentage: 71.68 %
      Assessments Completed: 83 out of 120 69.16 %



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      Segment 1 Points Earned: 119
      Segment 1 Total Percentage: 35.41 %
      Segment 1 Current Percentage: 85 %

      Segment 1 Assessments Completed: 12 out of 22 - 54.54 %



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      Segment 2 Points Earned: 45
      Segment 2 Total Percentage: 7.69 %
      Segment 2 Current Percentage: 75 %

      Segment 2 Assessments Completed: 4 out of 16 - 25 %

    • guess what

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage

      I just got a computer so everyone rejoice 4 I can now be on outside of school and yes whenever I'm on its cause I'm in school but no more 4 now I have the internet

    • pictures

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage

      yeah I've 2 many pictures and I wanna put a new one up so if u could comment on which one I should get rid of that'd be great

    • once more

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage

      like always I'm down ta only 2 mods so if anyone would like 2 give me some I would be much oblidged

    • thanx

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage

      thanxz fagash for the mods seriously everyone should go 2 his profile and mod the shit outta him

    • modz

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage

      once again I am out of mods which means.......that i need some soooo, help a brother out will ya pleaz

    • PARANOID

      13 years ago

      jamesbondage

      Finished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my mind
      People think Im insane because I am frowning all the time
      All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
      Think Ill lose my mind if I dont find something to pacify

      Can you help me thought you were my friend
      Whoa yeah

      I need someone to show me the things in life that I cant find
      I cant see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

      Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
      Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

      And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
      I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but its too late

  • Comments (405)

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      really thats sweet

    • sheridan666

      13 years ago

      u almost got on the board

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      are u sure

    • andy7629

      13 years ago

      Ahhhh No we aint lol

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      okay

    • sheridan666

      13 years ago

      just put the pic in ur profile

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      pretty good considering I feel like shit

    • jackaroo90

      13 years ago

      was up how ya doing

    • sheridan666

      13 years ago

      plz vote 4 me here if u vote 4 me i will mod u

      www.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1010634

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      well sorry let me tried agin dude.

    • ChupaHunter

      13 years ago

      its a good image

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      fine I just have to accept that a llama can drive better than me

    • sheridan666

      13 years ago

      because hes a llama

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      dude you so fucken suck maken me have to give you 6 mods cause i on axeadent broke your watch dude so here you go you bastered.

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      nothing at all unfortunatly just finishing up school

    • Sensimilia

      13 years ago

      hey what up smiley4.gif

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      thanx a bunch

    • Caboose00

      13 years ago

      Here ya go:

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    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      yep I a smart boy......just like cabose

    • fmapreshwab

      13 years ago

      Clever name

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      O okay

    • dac32123

      13 years ago

      .....is church the wrong color or is it just me

      no its caboose

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      dude that was so fricken coolio we just all just frooze right there and then emitedtly left that spot.

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      tut stop being a bitch kendall

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      bite me i will make a new one when i fell like it bitch.

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      not only am I I have the song and yes there is a song even though it has nothing 2 do with spike and bebop

    • LtDan

      13 years ago

      are you a space cowboy?

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      kendall shut up I'll kick ur ass dude and I can do it since u sit 10 feet away frm me in school

    • MegaKx

      13 years ago

      just 4 a while

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      drop dead first then i will get a new journal .

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      i dont really know whats with them dude.

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      okay then jack

    • jackaroo90

      13 years ago

      i'm a guy

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      hope so lol

    • Leanne_Marie

      13 years ago

      joke by the way

    • Leanne_Marie

      13 years ago

      lol ...well then wnt worth miller is well hotter...wen he stripped last night i wanted the white crappy boxers off lol

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      O is that so well if I can get a pic of me then maybe but corrently no

    • Leanne_Marie

      13 years ago

      iill be judge of whether ur sexier than wentworth miller from prision break

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      nada

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      wazzz upzz dude.

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      yep sure do

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      dude i do need a pic of raida skull and devil doll dont i dude

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      luv the booze it was great

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      hahahahah so sweet dude well good luck and get drunk in honour of me not being able to be there allright dude.

    • Jersildj00

      13 years ago

      Hey ymca smiley0.gif

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      huh

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      wazz up dude you so got in trouble or somethen this week at skool hahhhaahahhahha???????????

    • jamesbondage

      13 years ago

      WTF HEY WHOS U,DOESN'T MATTER OF COURSE EVIL KICKS ASS ITS EVIL

    • uybb123

      13 years ago

      every one know EVIL KICK'S ASS!!!!!

    • roguekdog

      13 years ago

      dude you need to calm down with the mods you dont have to give them out you can keep them and stuff i shall come bye at brake later today and help you out???????????????????????

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