jayyyy

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from ellesmere port!

  • Activity

    • Still need a title of some kind...

      6 years ago

      jayyyy

      I was off school today due toe a mild concussion...that was fun...
      I should at least be slightly happy I got a day off despite the circumstances but all I can think off is all the work I'm missing and what a bitch it'll be to catch up.....fan-fucking-tastic. now I don't like to make journals about things like this, makes me seem like a miserable git...which I am, but I'd like for people to get to know me before they realize that so. BANANA FAN! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVratN53wc

    • Boobies!

      6 years ago

      jayyyy

      I figured that would be the best way get you're attention because let's face it RT is a pretty large sausage fest! so yeah I haven't done anything on here for awhile, and I have to say, Y'all have been busy! I have so much to catch up on I'm a little excited! and kinda scared because I just realized I have a LOT, to catch up on and I'm already behind on a few pieces of work!

      P.S. it turns out you can indeed go through the McDonald's drive through pretending to be in an invisible car! I think you have to work the pedals and the clutch though. otherwise they just don't seem to buy it.

    • I never know what to title these...

      6 years ago

      jayyyy

      Maybe I should just hold a petition each time I make a post to what I should name my next one. Any way what's up guys how're you? how's the kids? Have you been sacked yet? (I am terrible at writing and structuring written shit so I'm gonna go right ahead with what I'm currently feel free to bugger off now and save your eyes! they will be a summary at the bottom)
      So A-level is allot of work for someone like me! I have some disorganization issues, especially time management issues, that paired with my ADHD means it feels like my time each day is whittling away and very little is getting done! another issue I'm having is that I am a very slow writer and an even slower typer which means it's taking along time to get all of my school work done! I can't really do anything about that but I can do something about my time management problems, this weekend when I have more time I'm going to make a schedule so this Saturday and Sunday please bug the shit out of me until I make it because otherwise I'll forget! hopefully that will also allow me to stay on-top of everyone journals on here too! I have posts on my timeline over a week old! and that bugs me because I like seeing what Y'all are up-to

      Summary: I'm retarded - BUG THE SHIT OUT OF ME THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY TO MAKE A SCHEDULE!
      P.S. I can't remember if I mentioned this on RT, but a week or so ago someone in the lower years of my school was caught for jerking off IN CLASS, well he's now been expelled! what a way to go! Imagine explaining that to your parents!

    • Today I learned...

      6 years ago

      jayyyy

      That you can indeed get served at a McDonald's drive through by going through inside a shopping trolley.... SUCCESS! Next week I'm going to try going through in an invisible car!

    • Hey kids! what's up? *crazy eyes*

      7 years ago

      jayyyy

      So I'm bored as fuck right now! I have pretty much nothing to do at college today, because the way my timetable works out every friday I only have 2 lessons and then 3 free periods which means allot of nothing! Normally I'd go home but the way our shitty college works I have to stay in school for the entire day (Nice one Mr.Hazledean!) so today I've been trying to entertain myself by making fruit salad by throwing apples and oragnes against the wall and playing achtung die kurve......or some other foreign words I can't spell. anyway.....this is basically my long winded way of saying GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FUCKING DO!

    • 7 years ago

      jayyyy
    • 6th-Form

      7 years ago

      jayyyy

      It looks like it's going to be allot more work than GCSE, but I guess I should of expected that. I'm not going to lie I'm a bit worried because my teachers are being really negative about how many people fail complete at AS and A2 and how it mostly happens with people taking either Math or any of the three sciences.....the subjects I'm taking (HAPPY DAYS!) it is fun meeting up with my old school buddies though! We can get up to all sorts of shenanigans again!
      So what are you all up to? I've been Terrifying a mate when he gave me his number and told me ONE THING "just don't send me Wanking noises okay?"
      the following texts:
      -*Wanking noises*
      - *Wanking noises*
      - *Wanking noises*
      - *Wanking noises*
      - *Climax*
      - .......you there?
      - No?
      - *Wanking noises*

      He still hasn't replied....

    • The following is an extract....

      7 years ago

      jayyyy

      From a conversation between me and a friend who had just broken up with her boyfriend
      Me -" he was a fucking ass hole! I'll kill him next time I see him!"
      Friend - " I know " *sigh* " why am I always attracted to such huge dicks......."
      *stares at friend*
      Friend - "........OH WAIT N-"
      *totally loses it*

    • College!

      7 years ago

      jayyyy

      College starts tomorrow so today is the last day of my summer holidays! I have to say I've had a ball over the past few months, if I had one regret though it's that I didn't spend more time on the site, hopefully that will change though!
      Wish me luck! and good luck to everyone else going back to school or college!

    • I don't know what to title this so.........Boner

      7 years ago

      jayyyy

      Tomorrow is my last day of work, because I'm starting college on Wednesday.
      it's tiring as fuck! but I'm going to miss my job! especially because I get to piss around with the lads all day! on the bright side though it will no linger be taking up all my time! so I can get more active on here!

      as I said on Friday, I'm doing my rounds tomorrow so be afraid! a tornado of social awkwardness is probably coming your way!

  • Comments (37)

    • Rafael

      6 years ago

      I say fuck a lot in everything I do haha. I sometimes try to stop myself and use fricken, or some sort of word that still implies it. But it still comes out way too much. As for the gangsta part, I dont know what to say haha. I usually dont think of my accent/way of speaking as gangster. It might be because I'm from NJ

      • jayyyy

        6 years ago

        Haha don't worry I was making a joke because it's something you here allot of "gangsta rapstars" say "chasing that paper". also you don't say it THAT much I know I swear a SHIT-TONNE! I just noticed you swore more than usual in the first 5 minutes or so!

    • jakep97uk

      7 years ago

      penis

    • SwedishX25 So Mega. Such Rock.

      7 years ago

      Darkhologram sent me. With hugs.

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        Homeworking?
        also I'm just chilling after work

      • SwedishX25 So Mega. Such Rock.

        7 years ago

        Pretty good. Doing some gaming, some drawing, some homeworking. How bouts you?

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        @Darkhologram DAMMIT HOLO! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
        also what's up? how's it going stranger?

    • Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      7 years ago

      YOU! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY! smiley0.gif

      • Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

        7 years ago

        I completely understand because I don't either smiley1.gif

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        Haha thanks, but I don't celebrate my birthday haha

    • WhiteVader The Wolf

      7 years ago

      Happy Fucking Birthday! Hurray you are now 16, go have a crazy party. smiley6.gif

    • WhiteVader The Wolf

      7 years ago

      Dude get on Skype.,

    • The_Hybrid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      So what's your Twitter account? smiley0.gif

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        I AM NEVER EVER GETTING A TWITTER!

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        FUCK YOU

    • Karl

      7 years ago

      The people want you to get a twitter

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        FUCK YOU

    • WhiteVader The Wolf

      7 years ago

      Dude you got a twitter?

      • WhiteVader The Wolf

        7 years ago

        I see

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        read the two comments above you

      • WhiteVader The Wolf

        7 years ago

        what?

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        AND FUCK YOU TOO!

      • WhiteVader The Wolf

        7 years ago

        Ah yeah I got that feeling too!

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        I loved them both, I just felt that Rudy had more of the "I'm a complete fucking idiot" factor

      • WhiteVader The Wolf

        7 years ago

        I liked them both actually haha, they were both just the right amount of asshole to be funny ;D

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        Rudy was funnier

      • WhiteVader The Wolf

        7 years ago

        No regrets dude

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      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        That sounds like a fair use of it!

      • WhiteVader The Wolf

        7 years ago

        yeah fuck friends :D But get twitter then you can follow all of us assholes.

      • jayyyy

        7 years ago

        Nah mate, I got a roosterteeth, and I'm gonna be setting up skype soon, other than that.......I got shit man (means I don't get dragged into all the arguments my friends get into, I've seen facebook and twitter break up friends........that and......I don't give a shit what my mates are up to, if it's important they can text me!

    • Karl

      7 years ago

      Enjoy my friend smiley13.gif

    • Jtech21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Noticed you still don't have an avatar. You should ask Darkhologram to make you one later, or I could draw you something if you want.

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