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    • rekon59

      8 years ago

      This thread needs an enema!

    • rekon59

      8 years ago

      Not that it would be a very clever disguise, but why do I think that new other girl is jade a.k.a. Selina, a.k.a. pedowoman?

    • Baraxis

      8 years ago

      I didn't want to actually post the comment, in fear of offending you in front of your friends or something, but it was too good to pass up so I screen capped my hilariousness:
      lolpoet.jpg

      You're welcome. <3

    • Miztli

      8 years ago

      well...its pretty noticeable...

      ...still hot...but changed

    • Miztli

      8 years ago

      Olivia Munn is a CUNT...

      i sexy devine, Asian godess of a cunt...

      its over man...ever since she started being featured in bigger things other than AOTS...she really does give that stuck up vibe...she used to be funny...not no more

    • colonelMCmuf

      8 years ago

      Queston-What happened to your Name of the Wind that you were sending to all of us? I think I remember it getting lost then found and lost again.

    • Baraxis

      8 years ago

      Not sure. Live was scrapped due to srs bsns with Billy.

      Might be up for another hours or so, will jump on Live when I'm finished talking with Billy.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      8 years ago

      Dude, King Tut is going to be in Denver while I'm there. We might should look into checking that out.

    • Foolsfolly

      8 years ago

      How to Romance Kelly:

      Act I

      1) When you first board the Normandy, you should directly talk to her. Your first choice in dialog should be "The pleasure is mine"

      2) After that, you should chat with her. Following the "what do you do here" option you should choose "Is that all", "So you're a councelor" and last "It's good you are here" . Following the cerberus option , choose "does cerberus hate aliens" and then "you are very loving". Following the "are you happy here option" , choose "we won't" and then "i'd embrace you". That should be enough to trigger the romance options for the rest of the game. After you've done this, go talk to someone else (jacob preferably) and then go back to Kelly.

      3) She will ask you if it bothers you that she was informal, tell her you liked it.
      [edit] Post-Recruitment Conversations

      Note: Somewhere in either Act II or Act III Kelly will say she wished you two had time to talk more. Say "Let's have dinner". After dinner she will ask you if you want her to feed your fish. Whatever you choose may not affect the ending, but saying "Yes" is better safe than sorry.
      [edit] Act II

      4) After you have done the mission for Garrus, talk to her, tell her you worry about him , and the "I could use that too"

      5) After you have recruited Jack, talk to Kelly, ask her "what do you mean" and then tell her you'll be carefull

      6) After you have woken Grunt up talk to Kelly and tell her you'll protect her.

      7) When you're back from Horizon , tell her "It went well", "That's history", and thank her.
      [edit] Act III

      8) After you rescue Thane (other characters may trigger this conversation too), select the choices "Maybe both", "That's not my thing".

      9) After you get Samara, tell Kelly she is prettier.

      10) After you rescue Tali, talk to Kelly and follow these options "I do too", "How so?", "Are you into aliens?". This is when Kelly lets you know she's bisexual.

      11) After the Collector ship talk to her and say " Worried? You do care." and "What about me?"


      And that should be the end of the conversations you can have throughout the game. Note that this is not necessarily the order in which they will occur as you may choose to do the missions in a different order. But don't choose differently when talking to her. Also, I haven't mentioned some occasions like, what to do after Mordin's mission, or when you get Grunt on board the Normandy because you don't even get to say anything.
      [edit] Act IV

      In order to complete this, you must instantly go after the Collectors after they kidnap your crew, or Kelly will die. And God will kill a lot of kittens as well. And you don't want that to happen. You also don't want Krogans to charge at you.


      Obviously, while in the Collector base, send someone with the crew to get them back to Normandy. You should also make sure YOU don't die during the mission. Have Garrus/Miranda/Jacob for fire teams, Tali/Legion for the pipe thing and Samara/Jack for the biotics shield. If you do that, no one will die.
      [edit] Epilogue

      When you finish the game and credits roll, click continue. You should be in your cabin. Get down to the CIC and talk to Kelly for the last time. Ask her if she is okay. Then save the game and load it (quicksave is fine). Go to your computer, the infamous letter will be there. Go up to your cabin and call her up through the computer between your pc and the achievements file. Voila!


      Totally copy-pasted for great justice.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      8 years ago

      The guy is a Wizard and a private investigator. He gets called in by the cops sometimes to help investigate gruesome murders and stuff that aren't normal.

      And while the stories are good and the magic and crime and stuff is fun, the part I really love is that it's told in first person by the main character, and he has this great witty, sarcastic, put-upon sort of attitude. So it is funny as well. The first chapter ends with, "Paranoid? Probably, but just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."

      And he's the kind of hero who is always trying to do the right thing but bad shit just keeps happening, and by the end of each book he's had his ass pretty much completely kicked. I dunno, they're just really fun books, with enough of a fantasy element and a mystery element to be really engrossing.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      8 years ago

      Sh, that's cool. Well, if you're ever interested, I've got them all in ebook format and most of them as mp3 files of the audio books (they're read by James Marsters, and it's really good). So if you feel like checking them out, let me know, and I can send you the files. I highly recommend them. I mean, I wouldn't say any of them are better than Name of the Wind individually, but taken as a series, I think I'd have to say I like them more. Though it's probably not fair to compare a series of awesome books to 1 single awesome book.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      8 years ago

      Have you read any of the Dresden Files?

      It just occured to me that Pat Rothfuss is always saying in his blog how much he loves Jim Butcher's stuff. So they're probably the kind of thing you'd dig.

      Post edited 6/25/10 1:16PM

    • runelady

      8 years ago

      Are you going to RVB: CO?

    • Miztli

      9 years ago

      yes....


      ...yes i is

    • Miztli

      9 years ago

      dude!!! WTF!!! quit following stupid stereotypes. not all mexicans have to cook.


      NO...

      Its more fun to prove right the stereotypes set out for me...

      now excuse me while i go sleep under a cactus with my giant hat you rythmless honkey

      ...although i do make it way to easy...

      -does landscaping
      -paints
      -fixes
      -plumbing
      -sexy pool boy
      -good cook
      -into white women
      -Romantic
      .....
      ....
      too easy to get laid
      smiley8.gif

    • marsmj

      9 years ago

      Well I hope they fixed it.

    • Dragostea

      9 years ago

      Yo, I dont mean to be odd or anything, but Im from the hip hop forum and you're obviously online, and I need to check the sound quality of my ustream stream real quick, any way you could help me out?

      www.ustream.com/djsnaggle

      sorry to be random and shit :P

    • monopoly_j

      9 years ago

      Good Luck Today!

    • MoreLikePuma

      9 years ago

      ;D

      Why do you think I uploaded it?

      :p

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      OOOHHH, I remember now. I was the guy who always grab a sword and would run in a circle dicing everyone.

      Now I understand the name though.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Kingkiller? Sigh, I gotta play all these new games you wippersnappers have come up with. I'll play tonight if you guys are up for it.

    • BigDaddy117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Lol, I'm glad to see someone's finally showed you what a horrible feeling that is.

    • Miztli

      9 years ago

      Clicky-Linky..Instant Jedi Boner!!...seriously

      Ok...maybe not the subject...but the picture...

      If you read it...well....

      Just a warning

      Post edited 4/29/10 3:56PM

    • RaginAsian

      9 years ago

      Ah, yeah. That was a typo. I meant kerning. Funny how one tiny letter changes the whole meaning of the sentence.

    • NSA_Phoenix

      9 years ago

      what am i missing here?

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      Your mom is very wise.

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      Oh I lied, he says it did not have to with why they wrote him off on Bones. He said it was creative reasons only.

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      Hey here's my recap of Bones. The end of page two/page 3 is when I get bitchy

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      Choosing between Joker and Garrus is too hard. They wouldn't be so cruel. Besides with his brittle bone, Shepard would break him.

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      Talking to Joker is always the best part.

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      Yeeeeah I don't care about achievements, and I get pissed off when I die on normal level. LOL. Never gonna happen.

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      ::plays Mass Effect 2, almost like he jedi mind tricked her.::

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      I just wrote my Bones recap and got angry ALL OVER AGAIN.

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      I don't like when shows treat their fans poorly or like idiots. ::sniffs;:

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      I felt that the scene was VERY well acted and it was true to the characters, but because I felt manipulated and just tired of this game after five years, I was a lot more frustrated than emotional. I would be on board this because I felt it was genuine if A. I felt they actually meant it and B. I didn't know it was the writers just trying to draw them out longer. That sullies any genuine part of the scene, tbh.

      I don't know honestly. I think they felt it was time for a character to die/leave and he was chosen. It's possible he had other things to do but there wasn't any real big news about a break withhim and the show runners or anything. Obviously he comes back a lot. I think it was a creative decision.

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      Seeing the early team was GREAT. I thought all of that was handled beautifully, and it was so wonderful to have Zack back. Plus I thought it was reasonable to see how things went sour between them due to how stubborn they both are.

      But yeah, Booth should've been ready for that argument, I'm sure he had thought about it enough to come up with any response. I mean I think it does make sense, Brennan is clearly terrified that she'll destroy him and that she isn't good enough and/or won't give him what he needs. That "i'm protecting you from me" stuff is very telling, and I did believe it. I just felt that it's a manipulation from the writers, that htis is something that should have come in like season three so by now they'd be in the right place. I don't know how many years I'm willing to wait for them to hook up, jeez.

    • PeteZahut47

      9 years ago

      We should go see Kick Ass.

    • ChipperHalf

      9 years ago

      I AM ANGRY. They're doing that just to freaking stretch it out longer. It's manipulative. If they did that in season three let's say, I'd be fine with it, but it's season five and I'm tired of it. Now mind you I thought it made sense and it was very well acted in that moment, but if they're going to try to push this for a few more seasons ... that's just plain manipulative and wrong.

    • Baraxis

      9 years ago

      Maeghan and I were denied from the apartment we applied for.

    • Drums888

      9 years ago

      Man, if you got the same message from me several times, my apologies. My computer's being weird as shit, and I don't know if it posted, didn't post, posted and disappeared, etc. Terrible.

    • Drums888

      9 years ago

      In reply to jedipoet, #114989:

      god of war 3 is awesome.

      Do you have a PS3, or were you playing somewhere?

    • EagleMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold B. Sc, B. Ed

      9 years ago

      In reply to jedipoet, #23:

      Thank you, sir.

    • Baraxis

      9 years ago

      That would be AWESOME.

    • Baraxis

      9 years ago

      Hm...

      I might apply for this.

    • Baraxis

      9 years ago

      Well... fuck. There goes my joke.

      That sounds like a really cool job, though. I've been looking into hospital work here in London, and I think hospitals work a little differently here, because it's hard (read: near-impossible) to find non-professional work available.

      I'm still digging, but I really don't think there's much availability for anything at hospitals unless you've graduated university, or at least have some professional experience.

    • joesphine5

      9 years ago

      I'm on now

    • DoNothing69

      9 years ago

      Well I'm on now but can only stay on for an hour and a half at most.

    • DoNothing69

      9 years ago

      Are you saying you're gonna play Halo soon?

    • joesphine5

      9 years ago

      Will do smiley0.gif

    • joesphine5

      9 years ago

      maybe, sounds like fun since I'm not really in the mood to do much of anything else

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