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    • GRINDHOUSE

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      jedipoet

      GRINDHOUSE

      Grind House is a 2007 film that consists of two segments, of which both are feature-length attractions. One segment, Planet Terror, will be a zombie film written and directed by Robert Rodríguez. The other segment, Death Proof, will be a slasher film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. There will also be trailers advertising fake films between the segments. Grind House is expected to be released on April 6, 2007.

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      i'm a big fan of both rodríguez and tarantino, and i'm real courious about this flick. also i'm pretty sure that second chick could whoop my ass.

      233 replies

    • Wolverine vs Darth Maul round 2

      12 years ago

      jedipoet

      the tale of the tape:
      Wolverine aka Logan aka Weapon X aka James Howlet
      Height: 5'3"
      Weapon sound Effect: SNIKT!!
      A mutant, Wolverine heals quickly, possesses animal-like senses and reflexes and has three forearm-length claws on each hand. The claws and his entire skeleton are laced with the unbreakable metal alloy adamantium. He is an unparalleled master of combat who will not hesitate to meet lethal force in kind.

      Darth Maul Dark Lord of the Sith
      Height: 5'9"
      Weapon Sound Effect: Snap-hiss
      He is a weapon forged by the hateful energies of the dark side to ensure the victory of the Sith over the Jedi order. A creature of pure evil, Maul had no personality beyond his ultimate devotion to his master. His goal was singular -- to exact vengeance upon the Jedi for the decimation of the Sith ranks.

      the rules:
      What powers they have in their universe, they have in this fight.

      The Fight so far(including original journal entry and image gallery)...
      Darth Maul 6 votes
      Wolverine 13 votes

      even if you voted already, vote again. this is a no holds bar, fight to the death or to the point it would take your healing factor longer than anyone really wants to sit there and watch you heal. ding!! ding!!! ding!!!!

    • today pretty much sucks...

      12 years ago

      jedipoet

      yep, today sucks. i'm stuck at work until 530pm and it's boring as shit today, my stomach hurts from the medicine i'm on, which also happens to a mood altering drug. so my panties are in a bunch. i just got my awesome 30 gig iPOD w/ video playback and none of my videos will play on it, 'cuase they are not quicktime videos. and i tried to down load sweet trailers to my iPOD w/ no luck. i'm two steps away from a fat mouth who won't quit talking aobut the dumbest shit, like she could't belive that samons weren't from alaska, or aobut how tired she is of being pregnant 'cause now they only do it doggystyle and her knees get tired. i just want to get it up and stick a cock in her mouth so she will shut the fuck up. did i mention i'm stuck here until 530, yeah well it's only 1130, you do the math, but it's like 8 hours (holds up ten fingers). also i've been on hold with this insurance company for like twenty minuets with shitty hold music and a stupid update every five minuets that i've heard like 4 times now, wait make that five, stupid automated bitch. so that's is my rant about my craptacular day and i'm not even suposed to be here, well i am but i'd like to think i wasn't. and why can't two hot chicks fight over me?

      edit: at my work i was peer pressured into joing a team buliding game of survivor. this last for as many weeks as ther are teams, we still have 11 weeks to go, i missed last weeks game due to a doctors apointment. i would not be as lucky this time. so my partner is out sick and i had to find a replacment, the first lady i asked was dear sweet ruby, a sixty + year old lady who can kick your ass and i mean it, she once forgot she drove to work, and promptly RAN home at the end of her shift, she had already agreed to help someone else, so with minuets to spare i asked my good hearted kindly cubicle neighbor, who after complaining about the request agreed to do it. this leads us to the game. what kind of game you ask??? a game of "horse riding", for todays compition we had to ride a swin noodle with a broom in the center of it, to make it stiff, one person in front of the "horse" one in the back, i was the one in the back, when they say go, you run to a set of cones and run around them three times, then run to another set of cones around them tree times, then run to another set of cones run around them three times and then race back to the finish line. easy enough, right, no i promptly eat shit on the pavement infront of everyone who works in the office. the gasp from the on looking crowd smiley6.gifsmiley7.gif was barley audible over the imaginary laughter coming from the devil on my shoulder. people were running up to see if i was alright, i belive i was three shades of embaressed. smiley5.gif and it's only 130 i still have to be hear until 530. can someone please put me out of my misery?

    • The Illusionist

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      The Illusionist

      Based on the Steven Millhauser short story "Eisenheim the Illusionist", The Illusionist tells the story of a magician (Norton) in turn-of-the-century Vienna who falls in love with a woman (Biel) well above his social standing. When she becomes engaged to a prince (Sewell), the magician uses his powers to win her back and undermine the stability of the royal house of Vienna.

      Norton trained with UK magician James Freedman for the role learning sleight of hand and stage magic techniques to avoid CGI where possible Source: Magicweek


      i go see anything ed norton does, plus it's about magicians

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    • Angry woman attacks dog breeder with....

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      her dead Chihuahua

      ST. PETERS, Mo. (AP) ? A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

      The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.

      Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder's home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.

      The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police.

      As drove pulled away, the woman waved the dead puppy out of the car's sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said.

      She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records.

      Police said they are considering felony burglary charges against woman and misdemeanor assault charges.


      where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy
      that's just priceless. i whis someone had caught it on tape.

      18 replies

    • KARAS

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      KARAS
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      Tokyo: a city populated by both humans and ghostly beings. They exist in both dimensions, seen and unseen: spirts, apparitions, demons. The balance between these two dimensions has long been upheld by the ciyt's guardian crow Karas and his masters. But that balance has been thrown into disarray as Eko, a former Karas, has attempted to seize power and bring order to the streets through force. The enity Yurine, who represents the will of the people, stands in his way with her newly risen Karas. Now an agless battle streching across both dimensions and killing humans and spirits alike in is progress. Karas is humanity's last hope.

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    • New Dan Brown book 'The Solomon Key'

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      'Da Vinci’ follow-up coming in 2007 Author Dan Brown says the tentative title is ‘The Solomon Key’

      NEW YORK - Dan Brown fans pining for a follow-up to “The Da Vinci Code†will have to rest their eager eyes for a while longer.

      The mega-selling author’s newest novel is now scheduled to come out sometime in 2007, more than a year later than originally expected, The Book Standard, an online industry publication, reported Friday.

      “My books are time-consuming to research and complicated to construct,†Brown said in an e-mail sent to The Book Standard by publisher Doubleday. “I am taking the time necessary to ensure that this new book is every bit as entertaining as ’The Da Vinci Code.â€Â’

      The forthcoming book is said to revolve around Robert Langdon, Brown’s hero in “The Da Vinci Code,†and the Masons, a secretive fraternal organization. Brown has said its tentative title is “The Solomon Key.â€Â

      “The Da Vinci Code,†with 6 million paperback copies in print, has already sold more than 40 million copies worldwide in hardcover and continues to sell well three years after publication.

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    • the 13th Warrior's Last Man Standing

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      jedipoet

      the 13th Warrior is a group i founded on bungie.net. In my group we have a versus thread for all your fantasy fights, the combatants come from these battles.

      Rules:
      1) Each charachter starts with 100hp. Once per 24 hours you may give one character +10 and one charachter
      -10.
      2) When you post please copy and paste the list from the previous post then make your changes.
      3) When you eliminate a charachter, you must say they have died and leave them with a 0. The next poster removes that character from the list.

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      100 Batman
      100 Master Chief
      100 Wolverine
      100 Darth Maul
      100 Stewie
      100 Anakin Skywalker
      100 General Grievous
      100 Batgirl
      100 Jean-Luc Picard
      100 James T. Kirk
      100 Darth Sidious
      100 Obi-wan Kenobi
      100 Sonic
      100 Shadow
      100 The Super Mario Brothers
      100 Yoda
      100 Chuck Norris
      100 Peter Griffin
      100 Homer Simpson
      100 Snake Eyes
      100 Boba Fett
      100 Indiana Jones
      100 Han Solo
      100 Aqua Teen
      100 The Ventura Bros
      100 Edward Elric
      100 Inuyasha
      100 Aang
      100 Robin

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  • Comments (5507)

    • MoreLikePuma

      11 years ago

      That's no moon...

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      Existing in chair.

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      Que tal Amigo?

    • Marksman_91

      11 years ago

      Hey Jedi. Look, I need a favor. Since you are one of the main writers so far in SH, I just need to know how mostly all the characters look like. Not like faces or body or anything. Only just things like the outfits they normally wear and such, u know? Cuz I'm trying right now to make some sketch art for SH and would like to know how to make the characters look like. I'd really appreciate if you just sent like a small description of the characters' looks, like what colors do they have, what their suits are made of, if they are bulky or tight, if it looks like another well-known hero, etc.

    • Jonixlord

      11 years ago

      Retaliation!

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    • Jonixlord

      11 years ago

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    • SpiderWolve

      11 years ago

      Part 2 is up!

    • RocketR

      11 years ago

      Sure thing

    • MoreLikePuma

      11 years ago

      ...and rides are free.

      ...eww.

    • Danadog

      11 years ago

      You see? That is exactly why I put that comment up. To keep you at bay like that. smiley0.gif

    • GamerX2

      11 years ago

      i have hard choices T.T
      lol

    • PeteZahut47 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Twin M6G pistols? I love it. You know, in the winter, I really do wear a trenchcoat around? It's awesome.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      11 years ago

      I noticed. Fortunately I didn't pick Adama, but Data was a big favorite of mine. Oh well.

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      my friend gave me 21 mod points..wow for nothing..good mornin!

    • Danadog

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the reminder about voting.

    • ErokDragun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just here

      11 years ago

      nope...it is all y'all's fault....you guys do not grasp that which is the Grifter

    • the_tailor

      11 years ago

      predator and adama?

      idon't even know who adama is tho.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      You make a good point.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Also, I laughed my ass off at "Magneto: Defeated by plastic"

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Just did.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Whoops, must be seeing things again

    • SharpAsATack

      11 years ago

      Considering he's Jesus you would think he had gotten them by now, but he's still trying.

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      I just pre-ordered this. Star Wars Omnibus: Tales of the Jedi Volume 1 compiled ever Sith and Jedi story of the Old Republic. Frikkin' awesome.

      Post edited 8/24/07 2:45PM

    • MoreLikePuma

      11 years ago

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      I LOL! You win the internets.

    • TigerX

      11 years ago

      Right family but wrong character.

    • Drums888

      11 years ago

      lol. Yeah, I realize it's not really the most obvious title, but it fits. smiley1.gif

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      you can stop looking, it isn't there :P

      i didn't even realize til Church tried to call Bic...anyway, I preordered season 5 of RvB last nite. me = stoked

    • Lord_Grunty

      11 years ago

      1. had to make room a while back

      2. lost them after that

    • Baraxis

      11 years ago

      That's fucking hilarious.

    • film_geek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      thanks man, I will.

    • the_tailor

      11 years ago

      ok whoops. so erik tells me that i've been posting comments wrong. durrr...

      sorry you're bored. but i know the feeling.

    • Tina

      11 years ago

      Not to make you feel like I don't care enough to call you a dumbass or anything like that.

    • Tina

      11 years ago

      I was bored. I found that, and Jedi Jesus was on at the time so I gave it to you. It was a debate on whether to give it to you or to him.

    • Tina

      11 years ago

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    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      *cackles* that is good to know! Cheers to that! *carefully clinks his beer to your bong*

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      can't wait..

      fyi i had to quit smoking to pass a drug screen for a job...i hope to return to my tomfoolery soon smiley0.gif

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      when are you posting ch. 22?

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      talk to ya l8r, gotta fix dinner

      tk care

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      fair enough, sir.

      'preciate that. it'll take a nice sit to read.

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      i've posted my written work in myspace blogs...i've got a link in my newest journal entry if you are interested.

      peace.

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      i'm officially caught up with the series, and i am most impressed with your writing. kudos and cheers to that! That plane crashing scene was exciting to read.

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      ask Fools? I should probably do that.

      I'd rather read just read SH and not be in, plus..no one really knows me, so it would hard for someone to try a get my personality out in a story.

      BTW, thanks for the image and journal comments smiley11.gif

      Post edited 8/22/07 4:36PM

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      You have a lot of people working on SH. I would call myself a above-average writer, but I don't know where I would start on such a thing as SH. I like your run the best, it makes me smile. How does one become a "sudden hero?"

      my friend always say I have an inner demon inside me, and when someone pisses me off, my demon takes over. In D&D terms, its a Barbarian rage. My rap sheet will have one felony, "assault with a deadly weapon" weapon being my fists (muay thai training) and the guy dropped the charges for an out-of-court settlement. The whole scene took place in the back parking lot of a pub, and all I remember is the guy calling me a "faggot." The rest is a blur of blood and cussing. My friends told me I didn't let the guy finish his sentence before I stand-up kneed him in the chin and began bashing my elbow against his forehead until one of his friends pulled me off of him. Broke his nose and his cheek-bone. I paid for his hospital bill. Since then, I've only gotten in one altercation, but the name stuck.."demon of death." My spanish friend, Eduardo, calls me "demonio de la muerte."

      sorry, that was quite a tangent rant. Point is, if I were in SH, I'd be some average joe nobody that once pissed off i turned into a black-skinned, red-eyed demon with serrated claws, and nasty, sharp, pointy teeth! not saying i would be in SH, but I had to think about....hmm, yeah. take care.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Pfff, the official white man dance is the cabbage patch.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      White people dancing is always hilarious

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Bless you my son

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      I like the Hero Destruction Ministry..thats clever...and the generic names Todd, Ted, Ben, etc. are those fictional people or people on the threaD?

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      this is my favorite quote so far...
      from ch.7 suddenly heroes:

      "Useless? You can't even fly! You're like the Goodyear blimp that floats over the game and records it. You're Mr. Goodyear!" Foolsfolly smiled. "I am not the Goodyear blimp or Mr. Goddamn Goodyear," Geekers threatened.

      "Mr. Goodyear, hush!" Jonix said while looking forward at their target...

    • 1wildfong

      11 years ago

      i'm on ch.15: against the machine..

      its taken me three days to read this much. i'm into it.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      11 years ago

      I don't think so, personally, but you understand the workings of your own system better than I. I'm not sure I'm fit to judge that one.

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